Journey to the West: I have nothing to do to chase monkeys

No matter how many unexpected episodes happened in the Qingniujing difficulty, it will not affect Tang Seng's firm determination to learn Buddhist scriptures in the slightest.

Spring grows at the end of winter, willows spit green, and brocades bloom everywhere.The weather is fine, and everyone seems to be in a better mood.I didn't meet any big monsters along the way, and the journey seemed much smoother.

After that day, Sun Wukong's mood was obviously as if he had let go of a heart disease, and his relaxed look was obvious, and he no longer had the abnormality of thinking in a daze from time to time a while ago.

Yaoyao's other observation skills are not strong, but she is as accurate as a radar for this.She wondered maliciously whether the 'rival in love' had been crossed out from her heart by the Great Sage, if so, she must open champagne to celebrate.Hmph, the so-called kindness to the enemy is cruelty to herself, so she will not sympathize with those who rob her of the Great Sage!

From the beginning to the end, the girl who was not on the same thinking line as Monkey King laughed at the imaginary victory.

When walking to a small river, there happened to be a boat docked at the ferry. Of course Tang Seng chose to take the boat instead of relying on Yaoyao's Yufeng Jue.Although Yaoyao's problem was not caused by the fall of the Blackwater River last time, Tang Seng already had a psychological shadow on this kind of magic that could not be down to earth, and he would not touch it if he could not touch it.

The boat is not big, and it is more than enough to carry six or seven people. Oh, five people and one horse are no problem, after all, it is not convenient for Ao Lie to change in front of strangers.

The punter was an old woman who looked nearly 50 years old. In ancient times, this age was already considered a grandma.Zhu Bajie was surprised by this, and asked, "Your old mother-in-law is here to punting, but shouldn't it be your boatman?"

The mother-in-law smiled and didn't answer.

There was a ding in Yaoyao's mind, and she suddenly realized that [-]% of the time she was going to the daughter's country.

Usually at this kind of time, Yaoyao can't wait to give Sun Wukong a spoiler.Today she bit her lip and smiled secretly, not only didn't say anything, but stood on the edge of the boat to look at the clear and clear river water, took out the purple gold bowl and scooped it up.

Yaoyao held a bowl of clear water to drink, blinked her big watery eyes and approached Sun Wukong, smiled like a flower, and said in a voice as sweet as honey, "Does the Great Sage want to drink water?" , sweet~"

How flattering and flattering that look must be.

Bai Longma couldn't bear to look directly at him: It's too obvious that this has ulterior motives.

Sun Wukong smiled slightly, patted Yaoyao on the head, "Drink it yourself."

Sigh~~~~~ Wanting to conspire against the Great Sage, she couldn't succeed, Yaoyao was quite disappointed, she just wanted to see what the Great Sage would look like with a baby, ah... really want to see...

That's what I said, but if Sun Wukong really took over the bowl without knowing it, Yaoyao probably couldn't help but stop it.Although her heart was itching to death, she still couldn't bear the great sage to suffer.

Sun Wukong saw Yaoyao's "bad intentions" and was not fooled.But Tang Seng felt a little thirsty after hearing what she said, so he prepared to drink some.

Zhu Bajie hurried over to fetch the bowl, the river water looked clear, he hadn't touched any tea or rice after walking all the way today, and he wanted to drink it too.

Yaoyao handed the bowl back to Zhu Bajie, but said with a smile, "Elder Tang, if I were you, I wouldn't drink the water in this river, otherwise you will be able to give birth to your baby on this day next year."

Yaoyao doesn't like Tang Seng, but knowing the role of the river, she will not intentionally let Tang Seng get tricked, and in the end she will have to work hard for the Great Sage, that Ruyi Zhenxian is the brother-in-law of the Bull Demon King, and the red boy is now being detained in Tianhe Water Mansion After accepting the training|teaching, can he let it go?

The mother-in-law who punted the boat looked over, she deliberately didn't speak, maybe she wanted to watch the show, and didn't want Yaoyao to tell the mystery of the river.

"How do you say that?" Even though Yaoyao's words were absurd, Tang Seng asked directly without taking the bowl.

Yaoyao pointed to the other side of the river, "There used to be a Xiliang Women's Country over there, also known as the Girl's Country, because there are only women here and no men, so when they grow up, they will drink the water in the river when they want babies. If If I remember correctly, this river is called the Zimu River, and within three days of drinking this water, you will conceive."

"Ah!" Zhu Bajie brought the alms bowl to his mouth while listening to Yaoyao's words, but fortunately he didn't drink it, and almost threw the alms bowl into the river together.

Tang Seng also had lingering fear on his face.

The mother-in-law smiled in surprise, "You are not from our place, are you? How do you know the origin of this river?"

Yaoyao talked nonsense, "I have read thousands of books and traveled thousands of miles. I have seen it in "Ten Continents and Exotic Experiences"."

The mother-in-law also took it seriously, "Which book is "Records of Experiences in Exotic Countries in Ten Continents" and who wrote it? Why have I never heard of it?"

Yaoyao continued to make up nonsense, "You haven't heard of normal, the person who wrote this book is a barbarian, his name is Marco Polo."

Now even Tang Seng became interested. He took the words of his mother-in-law and asked, "Marco Polo? Where is he from? The outside world is full of monsters, and he can travel around. There must be a way. ", I've never heard of it in Datang, where did you read it?"

Yaoyao was speechless, so I just said casually, why are you all so serious?

Fortunately, as soon as they finished asking, the boat docked.Yaoyao regarded this topic in a serious manner, and walked ashore on her own.Tang Seng didn't break the casserole and asked Yaoyao to the end, which made Yaoyao heave a sigh of relief. Sure enough, one lie needs countless lies to be true.

Because he didn't drink the water from the Zimu River, Tang Seng was not pregnant, so he didn't have to go to Luotaiquan to do some busy work. The group entered the Xiliang Women's Kingdom smoothly, rested in Yingyang Posthouse, and waited for the female officer to report The king switched Guan Wen.

The people I met along the way in the city were all women, regardless of age. Tang Seng kept watching his nose and nose, but he couldn't bear the enthusiasm of the people here, so he surrounded him tightly.This time Zhu Bajie's face came in handy, those old and young girls who were frightening backed away tremblingly, otherwise it would be really difficult to move an inch.

I have to say that apart from his unattractive personality (mainly because he doesn't attract Yaoyao's liking), Tang Seng has nothing to say about his appearance.Well, for monsters, the taste must be good.

Yaoyao's comment on this is that the embroidered pillows are not useful.My majesty has a great aura, strong strength, good looks, high figure and superb figure!snort!

Apart from muttering in her heart, she can only say this in front of Ao Lie, because Monkey King's response to this can be perfectly described in four words: Ha ha, ignore.

Where would Sun Wukong care about these.

Does Yaoyao feel that her strategy is wrong?

Ao Lie's answer to her question can be fully summed up in four words: Hehe, spread your hands.

He can't find a way to attack it himself?Don't you want to help your ideal person to attack your rival in love, is there something wrong with your brain?

Yaoyao retaliated by weaving a cute big-headed rabbit out of dogtail grass, don't laugh at Bailongma's ears, Tang Seng is not allowed to take it off!Ao Lie didn't care, anyway, he turned into a horse, but Tang Seng was sullen, because a dog's tail grass rabbit dotted with small white flowers was pinned to the horse's ear, which showed that the rider had a hidden and turbulent personality.

Normally, Ao Lie would transform back into a human form when he reached a resting place, but this time Yaoyao quietly told him not to transform back before entering the city.So the two of them are not in the hall of the post house, but Yaoyao is sitting on the haystack in the stable, swinging her legs and weaving things with hay.

Ao Lie obediently maintained the appearance of a white dragon horse, not understanding what happened to Yaoyao this time, and she insisted on such trivial matters.

"I'm doing this for your own good. The women here are like wolves and tigers. If they see you, they won't eat you up." Yaoyao taught earnestly.

These words sound a bit jealous, Ao Lie asked in a good mood, "Why are you so nervous?"

"I'm not nervous, I'm called planning ahead, taking precautions before they happen." Yaoyao said without raising her eyes.

"I mean, like you're taking that as a bad thing?"

Yaoyao suddenly raised her head, "You still take this as a good thing?!"

Bai Longma lay on the ground and said lazily, "Then who knows, maybe I will meet a girl who suits my heart."

"Just dream!" Yaoyao hit him without hesitation, "You just look at the beautiful girls along the way, you don't know how scary this place is, there have never been any men in this Xiliang women's country, as long as there are foreigners , if a woman falls in love with you, she will do that kind of thing, and if she doesn't follow, she will kill her and cut her flesh to make a sachet. You are a superficial girl who only looks at other people's beauty and suits her heart, and the black widow is almost the same!"

"Then why didn't I see you remind senior brother?" Ao Lie asked her intentionally.

"Who is the great sage? Those ordinary people can't even touch the hem of his clothes." Yaoyao is very confident about this.

"Then am I at the mercy of others, and you have to be on guard?"

Not aware of someone's rhetoric, Yaoyao lowered her head and replied, "It would be better not to cause trouble, to save your face from seducing a lot of ignorant girls."

"I'll take it as you are praising me." Ao Lie approached Yaoyao and said with a smile.

"Why did you change back?" Yaoyao was taken aback by the handsome face so close, "Be careful not to be seen."

"Don't worry, I can detect even a mosquito within a radius of one mile here." Ao Lie turned around and sat next to Yaoyao, "What did you make up this time?"

Ao Lie has long discovered that Yaoyao likes to weave small things with grass stems, and Yaoyao's hands are quite dexterous, and the small animals she weaves come alive.Yaoyao said that when she was a child, she was very timid and cried a lot, and her grandma would make up small animals every time to make her happy.Later, grandma got geriatric disease and couldn't remember anyone, but she still had a memory of it. Every time she made up a little thing for grandma, grandma would still call her name. Later, grandma left, but she was already It's a habit.

Yaoyao has already compiled it, and put it directly into Ao Lie's hands. She will send it out after she has compiled it, and if no one sends it, she will put it in place and not take it away.When the Four Saints were trying their Zen mind, what Yaoyao gave Ao Lie was a rabbit.

Yaoyao is a rabbit, and Yaoyao's grandma is also a rabbit, so Yaoyao likes to weave rabbits.

This time it is a small swallow, in the shape of flying with wings spread.Yaoyao told Ao Lie embarrassingly, "Actually, I should make a dragon, but I haven't learned that before. After trying it a few times, it always feels like a snake... Let's use this instead for now. This is Swift. We have A foreign celebrity wrote an article describing that swifts will ride the wind and waves and fly high in a storm, I hope you can recover your freedom one day soon.”

Ao Lie felt that this was the most precious gift he received in his life.

Suddenly there was a commotion in the front yard. It didn't sound like a quarrel. Ao Lie listened intently for a while, and said with a strange expression, "Propose marriage? This king wants to marry Tang Seng as his husband?"

Yaoyao laughed immediately, "If you let them see, maybe the people who propose marriage to you now will be able to step through the threshold."

Ao Lie looked at her with a smirk, "With you, what am I afraid of."

Yaoyao didn't understand, so she jumped down from the haystack and patted the grass clippings on her body, "I'll go to the front to join in the fun, ah yes, there is a scorpion spirit in this area, I don't know when it will come out, that horse poison is very powerful Yes, be careful yourself."