Stand-up comedy studio

The boy just registered his name as Mu Huowen and put on his exclusive optical brain. This name combines the surnames of two people. Originally, Mu Hong wanted the boy to be named Huo, but Huo Xiaoqian felt that his name was Huo. His name was not considered his own, and it didn't matter if his surname was Huo, so the boy's name was finally decided to be Mu Huowen.

Wen Wen has two genes, one is the most perfect gene in the entire empire, and the other is an atavistic gene known in the entire empire, the fusion effect is very neutral, making Wen Wen look like an ordinary child.

But that's just what it looks like.

I heard that except for the earth-shattering cry in the genetic institute, she was very obedient at other times, nestling in Mu Hong's arms obediently, and the little meaty hands were honestly placed in his arms, making Mu Hong once thought that he could hug him well. It's a weight and not a baby.

After registering the name, you have to go to the baby counter to buy what Wen Wen needs. Originally, this kind of thing should have been prepared in advance, but both fathers have forgotten the existence of Wen Wen, so now they have to buy ready-made ones.

Huo Xiaoqian inquired about the things to buy for the baby on Xingwang, and carefully selected according to Xingwang's instructions, but Mu Hong was different. After choosing Xingwang's instructions, when he turned around, he saw Mu Hong holding Wenwen and pointing Jiangshan proudly, and all the items on the electronic cabinet in front of him showed that they had been selected.

Huo Xiaomao: "..."

I don't know if it was his illusion, but he seemed to nod slightly when he saw Wen Wen, almost invisible, like an emperor's approval to a hero.

What a silly dad, this man.

The front desk of the baby counter will always remember that day, the famous husband and wife in the entire empire booked the show.

……

The bought things were delivered to the home soon, the two put Wen Wen aside and began to pack Wen Wen's things, Wen Wen's small body swayed left and right, but didn't turn over, one was upset, He raised his voice and started howling again, making Huo Xiaoma want to throw this little boy out of the window.

Silly father Mu Hong hurriedly picked up the cub, patted Wen Wen's back, and comforted him: "Don't cry my cub, if you cry again, I will throw you out." The insincere comfort made Wen Wen Holding back her tears, she stared blankly at Mu Hong with her big dark eyes.

The little meaty hand lifted up with difficulty, and moved closer to Mu Hong's face bit by bit, pinching and pulling with fingers together.

Skin?

The strength is not strong, and the pulling is not painful, but Mu Hong did not expect that his son is so smart and would vent his dissatisfaction.

Huo Xiaoma was even more surprised. Although he has no children in modern times, he still knows a little bit about the growth of ordinary children. Newborn babies just sleep when they cry. How can there be such rational crying like Wen Wen? !

Isn't it said that after the founding of the country, you can't become a master?

This point is Huo Xiaomao's knowledge loophole. The future technology is a baby bred by gene fusion, so whether he can win at the starting line has a lot to do with the individual's genes, which is why everyone chooses gene optimization.

Finally arranged the little brat's things, Huo Xiaojia was ready to get down to business, and compensated the fans for the live broadcast. As soon as he put on the mantle, Wen Wen's eyes were stuck from the mantle, and he couldn't even tear it off. As soon as the little hand stretched out in Huo Xiaoma's direction, he asked for a hug, and immediately abandoned Mu Hong who had been letting him fuck him all this time.

Mu Hong was not sad either, and took the initiative to send the cub to Huo Xiaomao to take the opportunity to sneak a kiss, "Whenever you wear this, let's have a show."

Huo Baojia was forced to stretch out his arms to hug Wen Wen. As soon as Wen Wen lay on top of the mandarin jacket, he could only see the mandarin jacket. After touching and looking at it, Mu Hong hurriedly stopped his little hands, "Don't touch randomly, this It's all your father's and mine!"

The little cub curled his lips in displeasure, and buried his head in the hollow of Huo Xiaoma's neck, rubbing it against him from time to time. The smell of his whole body being soft and smelling of milk made Huo Xiaoma be at a loss, his whole body stiffened and he dared not move. .

It was rare for Mu Hong to see him like this, so he helped Huo Xiaoma open the live broadcast room in a very troublesome manner. Huo Xiaoma glared at him with a straight face, but Mu Hong stared so hard that he almost turned into a little Teddy in front of the fans Carry people away.

Fans were overwhelmed with cuteness when they saw and heard about it. The screams one after another made the little boy look up and look around, his dull face was exactly the same as Huo Xiaoma's facial paralysis.

[Obviously my boyfriend and husband are secretly married and have a baby, why am I not angry at all and am so cute that I can't control myself! 】

[Recently, I have become more and more tolerant of people who don't know how to count upstairs, and I don't even want to say anything. 】

【so cute!The two people in the same frame look like they are biological, and they even have the same expressionless faces 23333.die laughing. 】

[After such a long time, I still can't say anything when I see Mu Hong, and the resentment in my heart is tormenting me. 】

[Look upstairs, look at Huo Huo's son and you will be amazed at life, your idols have given birth to cubs, but you are still a single dog! 】

[I'm heartbroken! 】

"This is our son, named Wen Wen." Mu Hong said proudly.

Wen Wen looked around, and there seemed to be nothing that caught his attention, so he turned his head and lay back on Huo Xiaoma's neck, pointing his small butt at everyone.

Huo Xiaoba was even more stiff, afraid of throwing Wen Wen off, obviously just now he was thinking of throwing the crying cub out, but now he hugged him tightly with the mask upright.

[The picture is super cute!I want a smell too! 】

[Fuck off, I don’t even get close to you when I hear it, and I don’t even look at you, okay! 】

【Can you learn from me?I am different, I want their family of three, do you still lack a daughter?Especially the kind that can eat and take care of Wen Wen?Dads. 】

[Little bunny, what are you talking about?Your dad is not dead yet! 】

[Alas?dad?dad!I was wrong!Calm down, you...]

[System: Shu Shu leaves the live broadcast room. 】

[System: Shu Zhenghua left the live broadcast room. 】

【...Three seconds of silence for upstairs, no more. 】

[This story tells us that we must first check to see if our father is in the live broadcast room before we call our father next time. 】

[...? ? ? 】