Stand-up comedy studio

If you want to say who is the most confused, it is naturally Huo Xiaoma's fans.

When did Huo Xiaoma join the army?I don't know; when did you get together with Mu Hong?I don't know; when did you get the certificate?have no idea.

It is simply a model of asking three questions, and everyone doubts life.

So when Huo Xiaoma got the license and started a live broadcast to announce the news, old fans and new fans flocked into the live broadcast room, almost paralyzing the Lujiang system.

After the grand award ceremony, everyone now knows the names of Huo Xiaoma and Mu Hong. It's not that they have made the most achievements, but that they disdain this award at all.

The most exaggerated thing is that there was a post that broke the news that the reason why the two did not accept His Majesty's commendation was that they went to receive the certificate secretly.

All of a sudden, those who don't know know.

Huo Xiaoma's number of fans has skyrocketed, and he has already surpassed Yiyi, firmly securing the No.1 position.

【Huo Huo, you owe us an explanation! 】

[Fart, there are obviously several of them! 】

[Why is there a piece of green grassland on the head of the local tyrant in the crowd, ah, are all the vows made before are fake! 】

[So you are such a Huo Huo!I don't believe it, I don't believe it! 】

[Don't cry for local tyrants, I'll love you!Come be my little wife in Room 48, even though my eldest wife is General Wei. 】

[Crooked, 110?We have committed bigamy here, and the crime is very bad! 】

"I've always been with Mu Hong, and I haven't moved on." After Huo Xiaoqian said this, the Xingwang became even more bombarded!

【Huo Huo means that I have been with Mu Hong all the time, and everything the local tyrant does is his wishful thinking? !Damn so cruel! QAQ]

【Fuck!Where are the local tyrants!I'm going to be tortured to death, I'm Hongsha!In the past, it was an official forced to die, but now it is a real official's forced to die! 】

[Huo Huo, have you considered the feelings of local tyrants?He has been silently paying for you! 】

[Everyone stop talking, Huo Huo cannot be forced to accept the feelings of the local tyrant. The local tyrant is only one step late and missed the most beautiful color in his life. 】

[Damn upstairs, you are going to torture me to death! QAQ]

Everyone was in a mess, and Mu Hong seemed to feel that the fun was not enough, so he hid in the VIP room and continued:

[Hiro: I respect all your decisions. 】

Just this one sentence made all the red gauze party explode, and all the resentment they had been holding back all the time was released.

[Why didn't Huo Huo join the army, didn't talk about love, didn't talk about not being with local tyrants, we didn't know anything about Huo Huo!Cry blind. 】

[Could you fucking be a man, don't respect his decision, can you try harder once!My heart aches! 】

[Too cruel, too cruel!All the sugar in the past was fucking glass slag! 】

[The local tyrant is so good, Huo Huo doesn't want it, I want it! 】

Seeing that the situation was becoming more and more uncontrollable, Huo Xiaoqian finally couldn't bear it any longer, and he uttered three words to stop all discussions suddenly.

"get out."

Mu Hong also knew that he was growing up, so he obediently walked out of the VIP room, raised a bright and handsome smile and said, "I'm Hong."

There were one after another inhalation sounds in the live broadcast room, which could be recorded as a symphony.

There was a long period of silence, and when Mu Hong's thick skin couldn't hold on anymore, someone finally spoke.

[Mengxin is trembling, why doesn't she speak?Fear. 】

[I don't know either. Anyway, seeing that they were silent, I didn't dare to speak out. 】

【Have you experienced despair? 】

[The thing I want to do the most right now is to screw off Mu Hong's head and kick it like a ball! 】

[If you want to be beaten to death by His Majesty, go!I support you! 】

[I've always said that I'm alone, if you don't believe me, believe it now! 】

[This is a fucking fraud!Lie to my tears!I was really crying just now, fuck. 】

[Even if I was beaten to death by His Majesty, I couldn't take it anymore. Did anyone form a group to kill Mu Hong? 】

[Team against Mu Hong 1/100]

[Team against Mu Hong 10086/100]

Mu Hong: "..."

"I majored in mechs at Gerson College. After graduation, I passed the assessment and entered General Wei's army. I just happened to be in the battle with the Federation." Huo Huaqiao patiently explained to the fans.

I just misunderstood Huo Xiaojia, so the fans are very well-behaved now.

"After we won, we went to get the certificate, which fulfilled your long-cherished wish."

[That being said, I feel a little complicated...]

[Complicated +1, especially uncomfortable. 】

[Complicated + infinite, I really want to beat someone up. 】

[This guy is cheap. 】

[Obviously you wanted Huo Huo to be with the local tyrant just now, but it turns out that this live broadcast room is full of eels! 】

[It's gone, the right master is together, we have no hope. 】

……

The future embraces any possibility, all relying on the perfection of the system, and the analysis of genes has reached the pinnacle.

The genes extracted by the two for de-generating are fused into a little guy, which needs eight months of long growth.

The two were looking forward to it at the beginning, but after a long time, they forgot about it. It was not until one day when the genetic institute suddenly sent a message that their little baby was enough to be taken out of the nursery, did the two remember that there was such a thing .

Slowly going to the Gene Institute to bring the little baby home, when Mu Hong picked up his own baby, the elder and the younger looked at each other for a long time, and suddenly the baby's earth-shattering cry woke up the babies in the other nursery.

This was a big deal, Huo Xiaoqian frowned from the noise, Mu Hong just stood there holding the hot potato in his arms.

This is the first meeting between silly dads and their pups.

The author has something to say:

What's the cutest little boy!Finally, I used my mobile phone to finish writing before eight o'clock.It will take another ten hours to take the train QAQ