[Comprehensive] Did the judge lose hair today?

"Mikazuki, you said that if the god judge asked us to go to this world, should we make some preparations?" Tsurumaru looked at Mikazuki with his face propped up, "I read from the optical brain before that people with knives are not allowed in this world." .”

"Well, it's a question." Mikayue recalled the information she saw from the optical brain, and naturally knew what Tsurumaru meant.

In addition to not being able to carry knives, it is best to change their battle uniforms into ordinary clothes. The battle uniforms of both of them are quite gorgeous styles, so that they appear in the present world, even at night when they can't see clearly, they are still eye-catching .

"Candlestick Cut usually wears clothes that seem to be common in this world, and they are easy to move around. Last time, the God-inspector bought us a lot of clothes in one breath. He should have new ones there. I used them myself. Just exchange a set with him."

Tsurumaru was suddenly excited.

The two swordsmen found the candlestick Kiri Mitsutada hand in hand, and expressed their intention to come.

"Huh? It's okay without exchanging, but I'm taller than both of you, maybe the clothes don't fit very well, so it's okay?"

Candlestick Che gestured at his own height, then looked at Mikazuki, who was six centimeters lower than him, and at Tsurumaru, who was almost ten centimeters lower than him.

"Anyway, let's try first?" Tsurumaru still didn't give up, the temptation to go to this world is too great, and it's not easy to give up.

Candlestick stood up, took out two sets of shirts and trousers from the closet, and handed them to them.

"By the way, you should have matching underwear, right?"

"..."

"Thank you for the reminder." San Riyue was calm and composed, "It doesn't matter if the clothes are a little bigger, as long as the sleeves are rolled up."

Candlestick cut turned around and took out two belts from the drawer: "If the trousers are too big, use a belt to tie them. But it seems that you will have a lot of time to stay in this world in the next few days. I will talk to Gexian tomorrow and let him I will buy you a few sets of clothes in this world according to your size."

"Then trouble you."

Tsurumaru has already shaken off the shirt: "This material is completely different from what I usually wear."

"Because Tsurumaru, you mostly wear kimonos. This kind of Western-style clothing is rarely touched. Compared with the large kimono, this kind of clothing is more convenient to move around."

Looking at Sanriyue, Candlestick cut added: "And the way to wear it is very simple, saving time."

"Then let's go first."

Tsurumaru waved his hand, and pulled Mikazuki away from Candlestick Kiri's room.

"But it's so late, are they really going to this world?"

Even if he had never been there before, Candlestick Che could deduce that the night when he appeared in the world was definitely not as peaceful as they had imagined, especially since the two of them had good looks, and even the simple clothes showed their own style.

Now I can only pray that the two of them will not encounter unexpected situations.

Candlestick Kiri yawned. The judge took the Awataguchi family out for a long time and didn't come back. Worried that the judge would need a midnight snack, Candlestick Kiri had already waited for three hours with sleepiness.

He is obviously the incarnation of a sword, but why is he becoming more and more human.Candlestick Cut complained to himself, turned down the heat on the stove, and slowly closed his eyes listening to the sound of simmering in the small pot.

"Wow, this nimble feeling is completely different from usual." Tsurumaru rolled up his sleeves carefully, revealing his thin forearm, his fair skin was even smoother than his shirt.

"And so light."

He shook his arms, and after taking off his loose battle uniform and putting on his shirt, his whole body instantly became refreshed. Compared with usual times, the Tsurumaru in the mirror faded from its previous nobleness and heaviness.

"Well, it's really different."

Sankai Yuezong pushed open the door and came out. The white shirt he was wearing was buttoned up to the top. He pulled at the neckline and felt a little uncomfortable to button it all up, so he unbuttoned the top two, revealing a small piece of smooth skin. .

Well, Candlestick is right. This kind of clothing is very convenient to wear. Once you stretch out your hand and button it again, the whole dressing process is over. Yes, the dressing time has been reduced by three-quarters.

"Hey Tsurumaru Temple, why are you still wearing gloves?"

Sanriyue wore a candlestick-cut shirt that was a little too big, so it didn't have much impact, so he buttoned up the cuffs directly. For the sake of appearance, he took off his gauntlets, exposing his slender and slender fingers to the air.

"I'm not used to it after taking off the gloves. I don't have this feeling when I usually wear the inner suit. It's really subtle."

"Could it be that you are nervous because you are going to the world?"

"But I think this is quite handsome." Tsurumaru looked at the overall effect in the mirror, his gloves were much simpler than all the packages of Sankayue, "There are also people with strong personalities in this world. , I just put on gloves, it shouldn't matter."

"If Tsurumaruden has said so, it should be fine." Sankaiyue gently took off the gold tassel decoration on her head and put it on the table, and then adjusted the position of the lower neckline in front of the mirror, "Look at it this way, we and the candlesticks are the same." There isn't much of a difference."

Should the skin on the neckline be covered?

Tsurumaru looked at Mikazuki's outfit, hesitated for a moment, unbuttoned the neckline, and put on the necklace he had been wearing all along.

"Huh, that's all right."

The two looked at each other, and after the dress was resolved, they had to find a way to solve the body too sharp.

"If you go out today, you don't need to bring a knife. Didn't the judge say that you are just doing some work, and you don't need to use force?"

Tsurumaru picked up the Taidao and gestured at his body, and found that the Taidao decorated with gold chains did not match his simple attire.

Sanriyue looked at her gorgeous body and remained silent.

"Then don't take it with you. Let me see, the optical brain is on, you take the shuttle, and the two knives are left in Honmaru. There shouldn't be anything missing, right?" Tsurumaru thought from beginning to end, I feel like I have forgotten nothing.

"I'm the same as you." Sanriyue picked up the shuttle on the table, and entered the coordinates on the screen in front of the file sent by the divine examiner on the optical brain.

Tsurumaru looked longingly at the shuttle in Mikazuki's hand, although it was just a simple task of inputting coordinates, he also seemed to want to operate it himself.

"Tsuramaru-den, please look away, this machine will be operated by you when you come back."

Even Mikazuki couldn't bear Tsurumaru's longing eyes, and finally made a compromise.

"No problem, you have to do what you said, Mikazuki." Tsurumaru withdrew his gaze, waiting for Mikazuki to press the confirmation button.

Speaking of which, it's true that the gods don't hurt the gods and the gods don't love them. They assigned the task verbally during the meal, and then gave them a coordinate and a shuttle, and they couldn't even get a word of martial arts prosperity.

Compared with Awataguchi who went out before, it's fine that the god judge accompanied him all the way, and he followed him for a period of time, so the difference in treatment should not be too obvious.

Can I apply for equal treatment from the judge?

"By the way, Tsurumaruden, this is the first time I've used this machine. For safety's sake, let's hold hands together to prevent accidents in teleportation?" San Riyue was a little hesitant. He had seen the appraiser use it before, so he started to operate it himself. It's the first time.

Without the proficient skills of the God-inspector, Sanriyue was quite worried to find that she was the only one in the destination ditch, and Tsurumaru was lost by him.

Tsurumaru reached out and pinched Sankayue's sleeve: "Is that all right?"

"It should be fine."

Sanriyue pressed the confirmation button, and the two of them were surrounded by white light, and after passing through a section of colorful passages, they arrived in this world.

The world at night is still noisy, and the lights are shining, reflecting the whole street like daytime.The lights hit the faces of passers-by, and everyone turned into a different look from the daytime.

The endless stream of people and vehicles passed in front of the two Taidaos, laughter, talking, music, and the sound of car engines. All kinds of sounds mixed together, shaking the two Taidaos who had stayed in Quiet Honmaru all the year round and froze in place.

"What are you doing, you guys, don't get in the way, okay?" A passerby lowered his head to look at his phone and almost bumped into them, but when he raised his head and complained impatiently, he was surprised by their beauty.

"No, sorry, did I bump into you?"

Instead, the passer-by apologized first.

Tsurumaru smiled politely, pulled Mikazuki back and stood on the edge of the sidewalk, and moved a few more steps, the constant flow of people took away the original passers-by, no matter how hard you searched, you couldn't see the figures of Taidao .

"Mikazuki, there are so many people in this world." Tsurumaru looked at all kinds of novel things around him, and could feel his heart beating continuously, "It feels like there are countless new things waiting for me to discover."

"Before that, I would like to find a cloth to cover my eyes. Things in this world are too exciting for an old man like me."

San Riyue covered her eyes with her hands, only daring to look at the ground.Maybe it's because in summer, most of the women passing by are wearing cool clothes, and there are many people whose thighs or arms are directly exposed to the air.

On the contrary, men dress more tightly.

Encountering such an embarrassing situation, he really didn't know where to look, and just felt that no matter what he saw was an offense.

Hey, hey, the posts on the forum didn't say that there are such demons dancing around in this world.Sanriyue deeply realized that she had read a fake post. She thought that she had some experience in dealing with the world after going through the post, but when she got there, she realized that it was all useless and she couldn't handle it at all.

Judge, you really are messing with me.Sanriyue's heart was filled with desolation.

"In short, let's find a place to stay for a while, and see where the god judge gave us. Sanriyue, why do I feel that there are more and more people?"

Tsurumaru found that the pace of the two of them gradually slowed down, whispering surrounded the two of them, and even some people and people in the same company pointed at them, not knowing what to say.

The oppression brought by the crowd made the two of them a little nervous. It turned out that they beheaded the people protected by the retrograde army. It turned out to be such an indescribable existence. Facing the two people who had never retreated from the retrograde army, they looked at the pairs of glowing eyes around them. , Feeling withdrawn.

They are not a time retrograde army, they can't shoot, they can't kill them, they can't hurt them.

The two looked at each other, and there was only one word escape in their eyes.

Tsurumaru looked around and saw a direction with few people. He patted Mikazuki's forearm, and indicated with his chin where the two were about to rush out.

"Let's go." Sanriyue immediately made preparations, narrowing her eyes and moving her steps, and appeared behind the crowd as if by magic in the next second.

This action really caused a commotion in the crowd.

Not to be outdone, Tsurumaru escaped from the encirclement after turning around a few times in the crowd.

"there."

San Riyue keenly sensed that there was no one in the alley across the road, so she jumped right into the traffic at the right time: "Tsuraru, be careful."

"You reminded me too late!"

It was only when Tsurumaru stepped onto the road that he realized that he had made a huge mistake. He narrowly dodged the car that was coming straight at him, stood straight on the center line and felt the feeling of being caught in the middle by two cars. Stimulate.

It was so frightening that the crane's feathers were about to explode.Tsurumaru complained in his heart, exerted force on his feet, and simply flew into the air and landed directly on the opposite sidewalk.

"Look! Someone flew up just now!"

Actions that have only been seen in movies attract everyone's attention.

This chic and handsome action should have been watched by everyone. Tsurumaru was horrified to find that many people around him were holding up their mobile phones to swipe at him. His frightened but handsome expression was left on many people's mobile phones inside.

Sankaiyue helplessly supported his forehead, he should be grateful to Tsurumaru for helping him divert his attention, but it is even more difficult to run now.

"boarding!"

Suddenly, a sports car stopped beside them, and a stranger sitting in the driver's seat shouted at them: "If you don't leave, it will be too late!"

Anyway, get out of here first.

Tsurumaru once again showed off his graceful figure and jumped into the co-pilot seat.Sanriyue quietly got into the car while everyone was watching Tsurumaru, and sat in the back safely.

"Put your seatbelt on."

The driver kindly reminded them, then slammed on the accelerator, leading them away from this lively street within three seconds.

When the two swordsmen were having a turmoil in this world, Cang Li led the people back to Honmaru.

"Imaken, Mikazuki and Tsurumaru are out?"

"Director, have you forgotten? Didn't you say at dinner that you asked them to go to the real world to inquire about the news, and tomorrow you will bring the sword of the next door Honmaru to save people."

Cang Li wrinkled his face: "I seem to have only passed Sanriyue a coordinate file and a shuttle, ahhhh, I forgot to give them money, so why don't they go on foot?" ?”

"Three Riyue is so reliable, I must have thought of this. I saw them go to Candlestick to borrow the clothes they wear in this world before. They must have considered the money. When they come back, they can directly fill out a report and apply to Hasebe for reimbursement of travel expenses. "

Jinjian's persuasion made Cangli stop worrying about the duo in this world: "You say it like this, it seems to be true. It's not the first time for the two of them to play a battle. They have been to Wanwu before, so they should know."

The common sense of bringing money when going out is the same as having to bring communication tools when going out, and no one will forget it.

It's a pity that the two Taidao who were a little excited and nervous really forgot.And they don't have any money, so how can they get reimbursed?

"There is also a positioning device on the shuttle. I'd better send a message to Sahashi. If the two of them really get lost on the streets of Tokyo, they may really not be able to find the mission point."

Cangli still turned on the optical brain and sent a message to Sahashi Minato, asking him to help take care of the two Taidao who were going to the world for the first time.

"Master, I have done everything you asked me to do." Jin Jian asked Cang Li for credit, "I specially asked Candlestick Che to help me buy the hottest chili oil available on the market."

Candlesticks were all shocked why Jinjian bought chili oil that could fill a bathtub, but after hearing that the god judge asked him to do so, he approved Jinjian's application and asked Hakata to deliver it immediately store.

"After soaking for an hour, I took advantage of this time to find sweet honey, and found the spot with the most bugs in the back mountain, then painted the pervert with honey and threw him to the back mountain."

Jinjian fulfilled Cangli's entrustment with the mentality of completing the task 120% perfectly.

泡？

Cangli felt that he had heard a somewhat scary verb, but when it comes to rubbish, it can't be overstated.

"Then master, do you want to go over and take a look now? You should still be angry now. I just went to check it half an hour ago. At that time, I was in good condition, and I still had the energy to stare at me."

"Oh?" Cang Li became interested, "This is a bit powerful, but I have to go to the kitchen first. Candlestick cut must have prepared supper for me today. I used a big move just now and felt my body was hollowed out. Eat something first. Make it up."

From an angle that Cang Li couldn't see, Jin Jian smiled, it was very good, great, and courageous to make the master work so hard.

"I can already smell the scent in the air." Cang Li closed her small black eyes, her nose twitching, "It's the smell of pork ribs and corn. The sweet smell of corn is so obvious. I don't know what kind of corn it is, but the ribs are slightly inferior It’s a bit thicker, but if you’re making soup, it’s enough if the soup tastes good.”

"Well, put a bowl of noodles, put ribs and corn, and then pour a bowl full of soup, it's perfect!"

In Cang Li's free imagination, Jin Jian had already brought him to the kitchen. Inside the room, the candlestick was leaning against the wall, with a head like a chicken pecking rice, obviously sleepy.

"...how about we have some soup."

Cangli jumped down and turned back into a toddler state. He stepped forward and shook Candlestick Che's hand: "Wake up, Candlestick Chee, wake up, you can't fall asleep here."

"Ah... ah? My lord, you are back!" Candlestick fell into a daze for three seconds and immediately woke up. "Are you going to have supper? The soup has been simmering for a long time, and now it tastes very mellow. Do you want to drink only soup or something else?" Staple food?"

"If you have rice balls, that will do."

Cang Li had seen the rice balls in the rattan basket a long time ago: "You two each have a bowl, and everything in the pot will be mine."

"No, you can drink alone." Candlestick cut immediately refused, "Please wait outside for a while, I will bring you a midnight snack."

"Eating alone is too lonely, let's go together." Cang Li shook his head, "Candlestick, you waited for me for so long, it's really pitiful that you can't even have a sip of soup."

At Cang Li's insistence, the three of them ate supper together.While eating, Cang Li almost got buried in the bowl.

Jin Jian's eyes darkened, the master's performance, it seems that he has consumed quite a lot of power at night.

"My lord, do you need some more?"

Candlestick was a little worried, he ate more for supper than dinner, what did the interrogator do?Didn't the accompanying sword help at all?

"I hit a large tentacle monster. Because of its special state, I can't kill it directly. I can only freeze the entire space and then disperse it." Cang Li hiccupped, "This big move has been useless for a long time. The time has not mastered the power output, and it is a bit overused."

"But it doesn't matter, just eat a meal."

Cangli put the empty bowl on the table, and met Zhu Keqie's concerned eyes: "I'm done eating, Candlestick cuts you to take a rest after packing up, and you don't have to wait after eleven o'clock. There is a lot of food in it."

Candlestick cut nodded to show that he understood, of course he was not going to follow suit, if the judges who had worked so hard for Honmaru could not even have a hot meal when they came back from exhaustion, they would be too derelict as swordsmen.

After all, it's not a good cook who doesn't want to feed his aunt's sword.

"Then Jinjian and I are leaving first, good night Candlestick." Cang Li transformed back into a chinchilla and jumped on Jinjian's head, "Go to the back mountain."

Today's sword is clear, the god judge must be worried about Houshan's abnormality.

"The locator is generally not wrong, but I still have to ask, are you two Mikami Tsukimune and Tsurumaru Kuninaga?" Sahashi turned his head and talked to the two people in the car.

"That's right, but if you don't look at the road when you drive, will there be no accidents?" The corners of Sanriyue's mouth twitched. The speed of the car is quite fast now, and the driver just turned his head to talk naturally. They are about to stage another thrilling moment ?

"As long as you don't bring the wrong person, I'm Minato Sahashi, a friend of your god judges. I just received a message saying that I'm worried that you two will get lost, so let me come and pick you up."

Sahashi simply let go of the steering wheel, and under Tsurumaru's horrified gaze, the steering wheel turned by itself, dodging a rushing car.

"Don't worry, this kid's skills are quite good." Sahashi patted the steering wheel, and after his compliment was over, the stereo played a laugh, as if responding to Sahashi's words.

Just out of the thief's den and on the thief's boat, the road ahead is completely unknown...

"So where are we going?" Sanriyue looked at the flexible and twisting steering wheel and the steady speed of the car.Reassure myself that this thing is probably the same as myself, it is also the incarnation of a certain object, no accident or accident.

"I heard from Cangli that you are here to visit locations in this world to obtain information. Please report the coordinates of the first location, and I will send you there directly." Zuoqiao glanced at the two of them, "Generally speaking, this kind of buyers generally don't There is a lack of money, so there are basically no buses to reach the address, and taxis will not go there.”

"You two are penniless, are you going to walk there?"

Sanriyue was silent, then turned on the optical brain, and showed Zuoqiao the first coordinate.

"Sure enough, it's a wealthy area." Zuoqiao read the coordinates again, and the car changed its route by itself. "You guys are also working hard. Judging by the performance just now, is this your first time in the world?"

"I've been to a similar place before, but there are not as many people as here, so." Tsurumaru felt lingering fear, the pair of eyes staring at him just now was really a scene enough to scare him too much.

"But according to the looks of the two of you, there is no pressure to mix in." Sahashi leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, "Just show the faces of the two of you, unimpeded."

"Excuse me, could you please explain what you just said?" San Riyue, who was sitting in the back seat, suddenly burst into an oppressive aura.

"What means that our two faces can be unimpeded." Tsurumaru had a bad feeling.

Zuoqiao looked surprised: "Why did he release you two subordinates who don't know anything about it? Forget it, for his sake, this information is given to you for free. After reading it, I will pass it on to you, eh Honmaru? My information should be more detailed than your own investigation."

Zuoqiao turned on his optical brain, and passed a document to Sankaiyue. He hummed a song, and didn't look at the two gloomy Fu Sangshen beside him.

He also said that they were bold, or were they reckless, and ran to such a dangerous place without any preparation?Is Li Zi going to lend my hand to let them gain some life experience, or is it simply that they don't want to take care of things and let them figure out the situation by themselves?

Long time no see, the originally innocent and lovely chestnut has also turned into a piece of black get out.

Sanriyue looked at the information on the light brain at a glance, and the veins in his neck burst out with anger. He regretted why he didn't bring out the sword today. Without the body, their strength would be significantly weakened, and he wanted to quiet these people. It is indeed difficult to kill everyone silently.

"Mikazuki, pass me a copy." Tsurumaru could only see Mikazuki's expression becoming more serious, and realized that the matter was not simple, "Why don't we watch it together?"

Mikazuki forwarded the information to Tsurumaru, closed his eyes and recalled the few lines that impressed him the most.

"If you are going to save people, the suggestion is to give them death directly." Zuoqiao tapped the steering wheel lightly, "As far as I know, all the people who came out from there, except for those who died, have quite serious mental illnesses. It is difficult to heal in a lifetime."

Rather than letting them linger on, it would be more refreshing to endow them with death, after all, in it, they can't die even if they want to.

"Human beings are all such dirty existences." Tsurumaru lowered his head, his bangs covered the darkness in his eyes.

"Don't ask me such difficult questions." Of course Sahashi knows what's in the information, "I'm just an ordinary human being, and I can't be 'compared' with those high-end people, and you two should restrain yourself. Scared by you."

The glass of the car couldn't bear the aura of the two of them, and cracks appeared from the edge.

"Thank you for your help, we decided to return to Honmaru now." Mikazuki maintained the last courtesy and apologized to Sahashi.

The car stopped on the side of the road, Saqiao lit a cigarette, he was the only one in the car now.

"Go, go home."