[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

After Osamu Dazai put on the neatly stacked white bathrobes prepared by the servants of the Kuchiki family, he wiped his wet hair, pretended to be dead, and unintentionally slashed the Zanpakuto at his waist, which did not respond, curled his lips.

"Ah, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, I don't know if there's any canned crab meat with the flavor of Soul World~"

After confirming that Dazai was far away, Yaken frowned, "Sanriyuedian, why are you messing around with Master Dazai!"

"Haha, Yaken is angry?" Looking at the crescent moon soaked in the hot spring, his skin was white and delicate in the mist, but with a thin layer of muscle, it didn't look half-hearted Femininity, his existence symbolizes beauty.

It really deserves to be hailed as the most beautiful sword in the world, Yao Yan faced this beautiful face in the world, blushed slightly, and looked away awkwardly.

"Oh, is Yaoken shy? Do you want grandpa to hold you high like Tui-chan and the others? No problem, no problem~"

"Sankaiyuedian!" Yaoken scolded a certain Dazai who was pretending to be stupid, "You should know from Candlestick Kiri that Dazai-sama already has someone beside him!"

So how can you support Lord Inquisitor looking for other dogs outside?

Will your conscience hurt?

Grandpa smiled cutely, thank you for being a sharp knife without a conscience.

"Yakuken-san, you are just too nervous, take a closer look after we came to this world, did Dazai-den find another lady to commit suicide?"

Not once.It's like a sex change.

"so?"

"So you see, Dazaidian has unconsciously searched for outstanding men around him."

After Yaken Toshiro put on his clothes, he sighed. I always feel that I am even more worried after being analyzed by you.

"Hahaha, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, hasn't Yao Yansang heard the saying that the wicked have their own way?"

"You call the general a villain like that, Hasebe will be anxious to hear that."

"Will Yaken-san tell Hasebe?"

Two crescent moons were directly reflected in Yaken Toshiro's eyes, Yaken blushed shamefully, lowered his head, and said sullenly, "No, it won't."

"Hahaha, this is really great." The moon swaying into the lake, because of Sanriyue's heartfelt smile, was like a spring breeze blowing, raising a touch of ripples, and then quickly dissipated, "Yao Yan is really a good boy .”

Although Dazai Osamu and Kuchiki Byakuya had a fight, the relationship between the two is still neither salty nor weak, and it can't be called familiarity at all.

The old butler of Kuchiki's house also raised his eyelids after the young master returned home from the squad today, and looked disappointedly at Bai Zai's empty back.

Although he talked about marrying into a wealthy family, Yaken Toshiro was worried for half a month, and found out that the general just stayed in the fourth team every day, eating and drinking, collapsed into a cake of salted fish, and had no intention of taking any action. Breathe a sigh of relief.

He was really worried that the general would capsize if he stepped on two boats accidentally.Really, general, if you do too many immoral things like defrauding people and money, you will be punished.

Dazai, who doesn't understand Mr. Yao's good intentions very well, never thought that the opportunity would come so suddenly.

He was helping Uozhihualie deliver the prepared medicinal materials to Ukitake, the captain of the [-]th Division. On the way back, he saw a scene that he could not forget for a long time.

"Haha, little brother Bai Zai, if you want to snatch back the hair tie at such a speed, I'm afraid it's 100 years too early." Dark skin, golden eyes, like a nimble night cat, wind-like Passed by Dazai.

Osamu Dazai whistled and applauded the woman's curvy figure. This is really a hot beauty over ninety.

Wait... The little brother Bai Zai she was talking about shouldn't be the one he knew, right?

Before Osamu Dazai had time to fall into deep thought, another gust of wind passed by him, purple eyes, black messy long hair...and that familiar iceberg face...is it really Kuchiki Byakuya?

That unsmiling young master Bingshan?

Exaggeratedly rubbing his eyes, he looked weakly at Yaoyan beside him, "Yakuyan-sang, I think I may have a heat stroke, otherwise how could I have hallucinations?"

How could it be possible for Kuchiki Byakuya to show such grief and indignation on that ten thousand year iceberg face?Sure enough, he went out at noon, and he was too reluctant to hallucinate.

"No, general, I don't think you have hallucinations...probably..."

"Keep up! Keep up! Medicine research fast, keep up!" Such an interesting thing, how could he be missing!

Seeing the evil in those iris-colored eyes, Yao Yan sighed, "Aren't you suffering from heat stroke?"

"This is not the most important thing. As Bai Zai's friend, how can I watch my friend get into trouble and stay out of it?" With a dignified look on his face, he couldn't conceal the uncontrollable excitement in his voice.

It can be said that it is very shameless.

After following each other for a period of time, the purple-haired girl finally stopped at the top of a big tree, and Kuchiki Byakuya, who was chasing after her, also stopped. The girl flicked her hairband with her left hand, proudly showing off her The spoils of war, he said with a smile, "Brother Byakuya, it's not good at all. I have given you all the essentials of Shunpo. Why is the hair tie taken away by the girl? The next heir of the Kuchiki family, tsk tsk..."

Sighing and shaking his head, coupled with a flattering tone, it can be said that the hatred value was fully charged in an instant.

"Tch." Reluctantly turning his head to one side, Bai Zai said firmly, "The match is not over yet, it's not certain who will win!"

Shunpo started, and chased towards Yeyi again, it was bound to let Sifengyuan Yeyi know that his Shunpo had already surpassed her!

Leaping off the branch, Ye Yi didn't run away and said, "That friend who followed us all the way, is he still unwilling to show up?"

"!!" Kuchiki Byakuya, who didn't notice any air pressure, changed his eyes in an instant. He looked around vigilantly, guarding against enemies that might appear from all directions.

For half a minute, there was no movement around, Ye Yi frowned, "It seems our friend doesn't want to come out now?"

"No!" Dazai Osamu screamed at the moment when Ye Yi was about to attack, "The two friends on the opposite side, please come and help me, my legs are numb and I can't stand up."

It can be said to be a very cowardly reason.

Yao Yan, who was hiding in the canopy of the big tree, looked at the general who couldn't get his legs numb, and then at Bai Zai who had changed into a living person, and sighed weakly.

General, you and others are the same kind, what right do you have to laugh at Kuchiki-san?

Dazai, who was pulled up from behind the big tree by Yoruichi, rubbed his knees, raised a smile, looked at Byakuya, and sincerely praised, "I really didn't expect that Kuchiki-san would have such an innocent side. "

"Pfft, hahahaha. Boy, you use this term well." Ye Yi covered his stomach with a smile, hooked Dazai's shoulder very familiarly, and the two brothers said, "You and Bai Zai are classmates? Then Does the guy just keep his face straight all the time at school?"

"My next Dazai Osamu, now works in the [-]th squad, and I used to be in the same class as Kuchiki-kun. Byakuya is very serious in school, and he doesn't smile."

Kuchiki Byakuya, who had been teased repeatedly, couldn't hold his breath anymore, he really didn't expect Dazai to see this side of himself, he yelled at Yeichi rather annoyed, "Demon cat, quickly change my hairband! "

"He kindly accompanied you to pass the boring time all afternoon. You are good, little brother Bai Zai. After your friend came, you were ready to cross the river and demolish the bridge? How heartless and ungrateful." Ye Yi was heartbroken.

"Who wants you to accompany me!" As soon as the words came out, he realized that he was too excited. He glanced at a picture of Dazai Osamu who was watching a good show and eating melons, and the expression on his face did not collapse too much. Take me back!"

Kuchiki Byakuya's face was obviously full of fire, but he had to restrain his suppressed expression, which made Ye Da hooked. She found that Byakuya seemed to pay special attention to his image in front of his friend?

This is really fun.

Cats are creatures that love the new and dislike the old. After finding more interesting toys, the hair tie in her hand lost its appeal. She said straightforwardly, "Okay, catch the young master!"

"This is Dazai, the legendary Zanpakuto who can transform into a human form, right?" Yoruichi looked around excitedly without seeing the Zanpakuto around his waist, "Hey, where is that child?"

Mr. Dazai, who was tightly hugged, was a little stunned. He seemed to have never met this type of girl. The discomfort of the sudden breakthrough of the security line made Dazai want to retreat subconsciously, but he was tightly hugged by Ye Yi, " Oh, I didn't expect Dazai-san to be shy too."

"Ye Yisang, let go first, Yaken is hidden in the canopy of the tree, don't you want to find him yourself?" Osamu Dazai decided to divert the trouble.

"Oh?" Curiosity can kill a cat, Ye Yi really attracted attention, it's really an interesting Zanpakutō, if Dazai hadn't mentioned it, she wouldn't have noticed that there was a Zanpakutō hidden around here .

Yeyi, who was aroused by his strong curiosity, let go of his hand as Dazai expected, and ran happily to the woods, "Byakuzai and Dazai will wait for me here for a while, and I will come out soon!"

Dazai and Kuchiki Byakuya, who were standing there, looked at each other.

"Is that Jun Ji from Sifengyuan's family?"

He nodded hesitantly, Bai Zai's mood is a bit complicated now, he doesn't know how to talk to Dazai, after going through a series of things just now, he feels a little at a loss when facing his friend.

Kuchiki Byakuya didn't know what to do, but Dazai Osamu didn't care, he sincerely praised, "Yoichiden is really a unique beauty."

"Tch, she's just a crazy cat demon!"

"Hey, Kuchiki-kun, what do you think is the chance that I will succeed if I confess to Ye Yisang and ask her to die in love with me?"

Facing his friend with sincere eyes, the next head of the Kuchiki family, the boy Bai Zai felt that he might not have woken up yet, this is really a magical world.