[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Because of Dazai Osamu's shocking speech, Kuchiki Byakuya was stunned, and did not choose to leave immediately, "What do you like about that demon cat?"

"Emmmm... Maybe it's the figure?" It's really a very superficial reason.

"You are not suitable." In a dry sentence, the once-in-a-century genius of the Kuchiki family is not good at talking with people, and he is even more at a loss for words at this critical moment.

"Why? Ye Yi-sang already has a boyfriend?"

Shaking her head, "But she is the head of the Sifengyuan family." So you just give up your heart and marry Yeyi.

Osamu Dazai's tense expression instantly relaxed, and exaggeratedly let out a long sigh of relief, "What, since I'm not married, I don't worry, I don't mind getting married at all~ Besides, everyone is just dating and dying Love doesn’t necessarily have to go to the point of marriage.”

"..." Bai Zai was shocked by this deformed view of love, "You...come on."

"Well, thank you~"

That’s what I said, but I don’t really understand why Dazai and Yoruichi, who are already confiding in each other in the tavern and calling each other brothers, and Kuchiki Byakuya sitting on the mat, why on earth did he put down the busy official documents in the fan team and came to talk to this The two guys are hanging out in the bar.

Maybe it's because the resentment here is too strong, Ye Yi swept his golden eyes, hugged a certain iceberg vigorously and smiled, "Haha, little brother Bai Zai, since you're here at the tavern, don't be too polite! Come and talk to my sister and I Have a toast!"

"That's right, that's right, Bai Zai, you are usually too serious, that's why people don't feel close to you!"

"Haha, little brother Dazai is right, come here, let's toast the friendship of the three of us... no, it's the friendship of the four of us!"

"cheers!"

"..."

"..."

Ye Yi finished a large glass with a dull head, looked at half of the wine glasses except for Dazai, the silk lines in front of Yaken and Byakuya were not touched, Jin Tong flashed a trace of dissatisfaction, and taunted, "Forget about Yaken, Byakuya Are you no match for a woman's capacity for alcohol?"

Dazai chuckled lightly, and was about to tease Yoichi for such a simple and clear method of aggressiveness, who would have been able to do so, when he saw Kuchiki Byakuya quickly pick up the wine glass on his table, and drank it down with no expression on his face.

The crisp sound of the wine glass tapping the table seemed to be magnified several times at this moment, Osamu Dazai's kite-colored eyes were filled with disbelief, boy, wake up, boy, your iceberg character design has collapsed.

After a few glasses of strong wine, the atmosphere on the wine table became lively. Yoichi blushed slightly, and began to pull Dazai and chatter about the embarrassing things about the childhood of Master Bingshan of Kuchiki's family, which made Dazai in For a moment, looking at the flushed and excited Yeyi, he thought of a certain slug whose taste was extremely bad.

This made Dazai Osamu's eyes soften, and he took out the patience he didn't have before, and took care of a certain drunk night cat with ease.

As if the person Ye Yi talked about was not Bai Zai who cried because he didn't get full marks in the exam when he was a child, he restrained his urge to run away with super self-cultivation, and thoughtfully replaced the sake in front of the child with fruit juice.

General Manager:? ?

"You can drink this."

"Oh…"

On the one hand, Yiqini is very strict in this aspect, and on the other hand, as the elder brother of a group of daggers, he has to set an example in these aspects. Same wine...still curious.

Although he is very dissatisfied with being treated like a child, Yaken is a good boy. Even if he was hurt by humans and experienced all kinds of inhuman things, he is still not good at rejecting the kindness of others.

With a blushing face, Yaoyan picked up the juice and sipped it, and when he looked up, he saw the happy scene on the opposite side, his eyelids twitched, my good aunt, are you really not worried that you will capsize?

"Master Dazai, it's getting late, we should go back." He felt that he should give his aunt who was running wildly on the overturned road a hand.

"Oh, what a thoughtful Zanpakuto~" Yeyi staggered to his feet, and with a Shunpo, under Yaken's astonished eyes, he hugged the short sword tightly to his arms—commonly known as burying his chest, "Let big sister see, haha, what a shy and good baby~"

Feeling the unique fragrance of women in my breath and the soft and delicate breasts...Yakuken Toshiro turned to Dazai Osamu for help, hoping that the God Judge could help him out, Dazai looked at him with a smile, raised his glass, Turn a blind eye.

Yaken Toshiro was slandered and was about to lose combat effectiveness.

"Oh, Ye Yichan unexpectedly likes children."

"Of course." Ye nodded, the child was in a limp ball, and it was the most fun to bully the little one who wanted to cry or not.

"I see..." Osamu Dazai smiled, "Speaking of which, there are a lot of cute children like Xiang Yaken in my family."

Looking at Yeyi with sparkling eyes, Dazai said with a good-tempered smile, "So, beautiful lady, you are willing to die with me..."

"Ah, Dazai-sama, I suddenly remembered that when Sanriyueden asked us to go back, remember to bring him a refreshment!" Seeing that the situation was not going well, Yaoken suddenly broke free from Yeyi's arms and shouted.

"Ah, Captain, you are bullying children again." The man with light brown curly hair lifted the curtain of the tavern and said frivolously.

"Ah, it's Xisuke, you also come here to drink? What a coincidence, come and drink together, the more people there are, the better this wine is!" Then he researched the petite medicine like a treasure He held it up high, "Look, this child is the rumored Zanpakuto who can transform into a human form from the third seat of the Fourth Division!"

"Oh?" Kisuke Urahara, the captain of the [-]th Division and the director of the Technology R&D Bureau, was really interested. He looked at the handsome Yakuken curiously, "This is really a miraculous existence."

Never underestimate a researcher who has aroused a strong interest in scientific research. After Kisuke Urahara arrived, Mr. Dazai tried to raise the topic again but was interrupted by that man with a smile.

But... the R&D department?

Mr. Dazai felt that he had fallen into a misunderstanding of thinking. Why did he think that the Yoshikumaru had to be developed by the medical department because it had the character "Maru"?

It's a pity that it's getting too late, if Ye Yi doesn't let people go, it won't be long before the dedicated old butler of the Kuchiki family will go to the Sifeng Courtyard to ask for someone.

After walking out of the tavern, Osamu Dazai was a little uncomfortable with the bright moonlight in the Soul Realm, squinted his eyes, and declined the kindness of Yeichi and the others to send him back to the team building. He took Yaoken and packed a refreshment with a smile. The three said goodbye.

Yoruichi was supported by Urahara Kisuke with a helpless face, and waved to them, with a bright smile on his brown face, "Goodbye~ Dazai brother, Yaken brother!"

After confirming that the three of them had left, Dazai looked up at the bright moon in the sky, nodded to Yaoken, and quickly came to a wide open space, "Oh, are you guys who have been waiting for the next night coming out yet?" ?”

As soon as the words fell, a group of ugly monsters slowly appeared in the empty space, more like monsters that had been patched together.They are huge in size, several meters high, roaring everywhere, without any sense at all, the only thing in common is that these monsters all have a black hole in their bodies.

"Xu." Dazai muttered to himself, and how lucky he was, last time he met Killian, but this time, he met a low-level giant Xu, but this number, I'm afraid it's a foul .

"Master Dazai, please back away." The haze in Yaken Toshiro's eyes has long since disappeared, and the short knives carried by the lords of the past have become accustomed to the assassination by assassins who came in the dark of night.

"Yakuyan-sang, what do you think are the chances of the two of us making it to Sanriyue Palace to call for reinforcements?"

"How do you think the maneuverability of Taidao at night?"

"..." Silence, deathly silence, "Come on, Director Yao!"

After cheering silently, Dazai withdrew from the battlefield, sitting obediently.

Although these giant ghosts look huge, their slow movements have become their fatal injuries. Under the cover of the night, Yaken Fujishiro maximized his super high mobility value, which can be said to be one knife...

Dazai sighed at the side looking at the number of Xu that was not decreasing but increasing. Sure enough, his guess was right. Although he knew that Xu had a super high self-healing ability, but...he had never heard of any type The void can split and regenerate, just like Xiaoqiang who can't be killed.

"Ah, it's too bad, it's too hot!"

"You sometimes make sarcastic remarks from the sidelines, can't you think of a way, Dazai-sama!" Such endless fights, his endurance is not very good.

He beckoned to Yaken who was struggling, and signaled him to back off, and then... Osamu Dazai slowly pulled out the last Zanpakutō from Yaken's waist under Yaken's suspicious gaze.

"??"

"Does Yaken-san know how long it takes for a person to die after a knife is stabbed in the heart?"

"Huh?" Yaoken Fujishiro was wary of the virtual monsters around him, stunned by his aunt's sudden question, and subconsciously asked, "How long?"

"After cutting the aorta of the heart, if the bleeding is not stopped in time, the heart will suddenly stop due to insufficient blood supply in one minute..."

"Speaking of which, this can be regarded as a different kind of martyrdom."

Under Yaken Toshiro's horrified eyes, he failed to stop him and watched Dazai Osamu stabbing the Zanpakutō into his heart without hesitation.

"Then Chuya, will you give your Sleeping Beauty a kiss to wake me up?"