[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The villain in Mr. Dazai's heart, who got a satisfactory answer, screamed Sahua, this heirloom is all there, is it far from being kidnapped into his bowl?

Before waiting for an opportunity to repent, Osamu Dazai trotted to the kitchen humming a song.

"Master Dazai, there is still some time before dinner, are you hungry?" Candlestick Chee looked at the unfinished semi-finished products with a little distress, "Why don't you eat some apples first?"

"No, Mi-chan~ The vacation is over, please contact Foxonosuke!"

"Are you okay?" Candlestick realized that something was wrong, he wiped his hands dry, and made a gesture to touch Dazai's forehead to see if he had a fever?

Osamu Dazai was in a great mood, and he didn't care about cutting the candlesticks, which can be said to be offensive. He hummed an out-of-tune song and urged, "Hurry up, Mi-chan~"

Candlestick Kirito started to contact Honmaru at a loss, and persuaded again, "Are you really not thinking about it?" Paid leave like this is not common.

"Of course!" Osamu Dazai answered decisively, what is paid vacation, his ultimate goal is a man who wants to take marriage leave!

Candlestick Che didn't quite understand. He told him two days ago that he should be considerate of the government of time, which is determined to save human history. Changed his countenance.

He hesitated to contact Honmaru, but as soon as the connection was made, Osamu Dazai snatched the address book, and asked Honosuke to contact Gaia directly and concisely.

Foxnosuke: "Master God Judge, Lord Gaia is very busy." The shallow line means that there is nothing to disturb others, after all, everyone belongs to different systems.

"Funosuke, don't you forget the promise you made when you asked me to go to Xingyue World to help?"

"Huh...but the mission failed." Not to mention the Holy Grail successfully descended, because of Dazai-sama, the Holy Grail War was simply messed up!

Dazai Osamu's cheerful tone suddenly dropped, and he was silent for a moment, until Honosuke thought that the other end of the communicator was disconnected due to poor network, and a somewhat low voice came through the cold communicator, "What? Want to eat and drink in black?"

"This..." Fox Nosuke wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, "Master God Judge, you should know..."

Osamu Dazai forcefully interrupted Fox's words. He sat leisurely on the sofa, as if he just remembered, "If I remember correctly, since I joined the company, you haven't signed a formal employee contract yet?"

Foxosuke bit his big fluffy tail, blinked his eyes, trying to be cute, "But you have already signed a contract on the operation of Honmaru's spiritual power." Isn't this the best contract?

"But we don't have a formal contract, and we don't have five insurances and one housing fund." Mr. Dazai felt a little melancholy, "Oh, if a big company like the Toki Government really lives in black and white, it's nothing more than an ordinary ordinary person. It's the first time to enter What can a big company do if it is oppressed? That’s it, Foxnosuke, apologize to everyone in Honmaru on my behalf, it’s really not suitable for me..."

Foxosuke widened his long and narrow fox eyes, his face was full of disbelief, sir, did you do it on purpose, every time I talk to you next time, all the full-level bosses in your Honmaru are all staring at you It's on!

Just when Dazai was about to say the word resignation, he looked at the cold light of the knife around him, "You have something to say! Don't you just contact Gaia! Yes!"

Go to his employee rules, if it doesn't agree, you won't be able to get out of this pill!

"That's not good, Foxnosuke, please don't make an exception for me!"

"No! We always have some preferential treatment policies for outstanding employees, and you are right, but Gaia should pay you." Facing the aunt who is cheap and good-looking, what can it do? ?It's just a little fox who makes a living by being cute.

After getting Gaia's contact method, facing Fox Nosuke who was no longer of any value, the former Maffia cadre decisively hung up the communicator, not caring about the preciousness of this ability to communicate across time and space, just like throwing garbage Throwing it, it hit the candlestick in his arms, "Mi Jiang, I want canned crab meat for dinner~"

The connection with Gaia is not as difficult as Dazai imagined, although Gaia was surprised that Dazai had the courage to ask her for a reward, but... "You want me to help you find the cause of Jianghua's symptoms ?”

"Enen, the will of the world should be very simple for you."

"No." Gaia refused before Dazai finished speaking, "You know that every world has one or a few people as the pillars of the world, or their existence makes the whole world run smoothly. "

Mr. Dazai raised his eyebrows, what did this have to do with his hope that Gaia would rescue Jiang Hua.

"Dazai, that woman named Jianghua is mortal." Gaia can see the future of Jianghua with just one glance, "Although she is not the pillar of this world, the child in her stomach is."

"But you can do it, right?"

"Yes." Gaia felt that talking to a smart person would save effort, "I can't be a living person, but..."

Boy, have you heard of Soul Soul Realm?Do you know that there is a black technology called Yikuwan?

It is equivalent to taking advantage of the system's loopholes. Yes, Jianghua is indeed doomed to die in the outline of the world consciousness. At this time, what Dazai has to do is to pull out Jianghua's soul at the moment when the lamp is exhausted and stuff it into the righteous skeleton. among.

Mr. Dazai's eyes lit up, maybe even Xujiang's essence can be cured by then~ He knew from the letter of that curly-haired kid that Songyang's body was gradually weakening.

When the curly-haired kid asked them in the letter whether they were monsters who sucked the energy of men, otherwise why did they leave, and Teacher Songyang fell ill?After rambling on for three pages, he licked a little sentence at the end, hoping that if Jin Zhudan still had the medicine before leaving, he could entrust the spaceship to bring another bottle back, money is not a problem.

What a wacky brat.

After some haggling, the two parties basically reached a consensus. After getting the boat ticket to Soul Soul Realm, Osamu Dazai seemed to have thought of something, and when Gaia was about to hang up the call, he hurriedly stopped and said, "Gaia-san, next time Can I bring a family member?"

"Huh? Do you think you're going on vacation Dazai!" Add people if you want, why don't you just ask me to buy you a group purchase (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

"However, my family and I are going to get engaged..."

"Yes." The words of refusal were already on the lips, and Gaia suddenly promised heartily, "Isn't it just another ticket?"

When Dazai and Gaia were bargaining, Nakahara was left alone by Jianghua.

The former lord of anxiety was full of worry, "Zhongye, what step have you made? Have you done it?"

"Pfft!" Zhong Yuan, who was stimulated by such blunt words, squirted out a cold drink, and a little drink flowed back, successfully choking him, "cough cough...cough!"

His fair face was flushed from a violent cough, "What are you talking about!"

"So you haven't hit a home run yet?" Ignoring his younger brother's shy expression, Jiang Hua looked at his flushed cheeks and came to a conclusion.

"You...you..."

"Isn't it okay for that man named Dazai?" Jiang Hua muttered to himself, "It shouldn't be, you two sleep together every night."

Young people are full of anger, and it is normal for them to misfire accidentally.

"Sister Jianghua!" Mr. Zhongyuan couldn't understand why the topic suddenly became obscene. When Mr. Zhongyuan was in Marie Joa, it was said that the flowers of Gaoling could be seen from afar and could not be played with. The old ancestor was too presumptuous in front of him, which stained his eyes; even if he went to sea to relax, perhaps because of the unique aura in the Central Plains, even the most daring pirates would restrain themselves a lot in front of him, not to mention Talk about something nasty.

Mr. Zhongyuan, who has money and power, and treats ladies and gentlemen, is strictly speaking a golden thigh who is not qualified. The only shortcoming is that he let a man climb the bed successfully that night, and he was eaten to death.

The only one who dared to speak boldly in front of him was a tofu-loving Dazai. Thinking about it carefully, this was the first time that Chuya Nakahara discussed gender issues with his "peers" in so many years.

Jiang Hua comforted Zhongye, who was flushed like a cooked shrimp, and wished he could curl up in a corner, "These are nothing but a human instinct."

Her precious younger brother has not been eaten by a vixen in sheep's clothing. It is the only thing Jiang Hua is happy about today. The dark blue eyes of this gentle beauty are full of smiles. Because of pregnancy, Jianghua, who used to be domineering, now has a touch of charm and a touch of motherhood, which makes Mr. Zhongyuan flushed in the face of this purest care. In places where Jianghua can't see, even his toes shyly curl up into a ball, revealing his whole body. At a loss.

Jiang Hua gently rubbed Zhongye's soft hair, "I have some books here, you read them first." He handed over the books that were tightly wrapped in kraft paper that were ordered early in the morning and delivered to the door, "You have to remember that Zhongye Also, sometimes when you should be strong, you have to be strong, and when you do things like attack, why does Dazai say that he is attacking!"

After going around for a long time, this is Jiang Hua's focus, her brother always deserves the best!Although you were a little bit blind when choosing your future partner, my good brother, don't take it as a matter of course and treat yourself as the one who is oppressed.

Mr. Zhongyuan exploded, "This... this, what are you talking about, sister Jianghua!"

Jiang Hua looked at Chuya who looked excited, and sighed, "As long as Dazai dares to press him up, you will hit him hard. If you really can't do it, let him get rid of it. Let's see what he will do in the future!"

Said the most terrifying words with a calm face, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but clamp his legs, oh my god, this kind of thing hurts just thinking about it.

"My family is also so obedient, so I won't let my sister down, right?"

"right……"