[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Anyway, when Zhongye Zhongye came back with a bag of rice in each hand, everything at home was happy and harmonious, except... the somewhat cracked wall was being urgently constructed by the shirtless Shenhuang.

Looking at Nakahara Chuya who returned from the purchase, Kamaki greeted him cheerfully, "Yo~ brother-in-law, you are back!"

Mr. Zhong Yuan didn't intend to pay attention to him, he raised his eyebrows indifferently, and looked at the candlestick beside him, what's going on?

Candlestick cut took the rice bag from his hand, coughed lightly and answered lightly, "You know how lethal the night rabbits are."

It's not that there is only Xinghai Fangzhu and a night rabbit in this family, and it's not like he's lying.

Nodding his head knowingly, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't ask too much anymore, "Where's Dazai?" Why didn't the lifeless mackerel see him jumping out?

It's amazing.

"This..." Candlestick cut his forehead with cold sweat, looked left and right, should he tell Lord Zhongyuan that Lord Dazai was hanged and beaten like a salted fish, and ran to the attic to recuperate?

Fortunately, Zhong Yuanzhong only asked casually, and Candlestick's hesitant attitude only made him think that the damned mackerel had gone somewhere, and it was hard for an honest person to help him cover up.

I don't know, so the candle holder who received a sympathetic look looked at the orange-haired young man who left, and felt that something was wrong?

After walking out of the kitchen, Zhongyuan Zhong also turned a corner, went straight to Jianghua's bedroom on the second floor, knocked on the door, and when he pushed the door in, he discovered that Dazai was playing shogi with Sister Jianghua again?

What is this unfolding?

Hearing the movement from the door, and looking at the situation on the chessboard where the outcome was decided, Osamu Dazai decisively threw the shogi in his hand, and happily jumped on Chuya Nakahara, "You're back, Chuya~"

After tearing it hard, Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't even tear off the dog skin plaster on his body, was also a little helpless, dragging the large waist pendant to the table, "What are you doing?"

"Prenatal education!"

"??"

"Zhongye, our eldest nephew is going to be a civil servant in the future, a person with a solid job!"

"so?"

"Prenatal education is very important, Chuya, and milk is also very important." Osamu Dazai said earnestly, "Milk is rich in calcium, which can promote bone absorption!"

In order to enhance the persuasiveness of his words, Osamu Dazai gave an example, "The reason why you are not tall, Chuya, is because you didn't like milk when you were young!"

Maffia's welfare is very good. Even a toddler, as a precious superhuman, has a glass of milk every morning.However, Chuya was a picky eater when he was a child, almost all of the glass of milk that should have belonged to Chuya went into Dazai Osamu's stomach.

"I can grow so tall now, thanks to two glasses of milk every day when I was a child!" He proudly put his hands on his hips for a while.

"Is milk really that useful?" Mr. Zhong Yuan began to think about whether to add a cup of milk a day to his recipe. Tsk, why is this unknown white liquid with a fishy smell associated with being tall?

Dazai Osamu nodded with a smile, and successfully found a little dwarf with furrowed brows. He raised his lips, "If Chuyou doesn't like drinking pure milk, I can help you."

"Really?"

"Of course, I know that there is a kind of milk with higher nutritional value, so I promise to feed Zhongya to my fullness every morning~"

Before Zhongyuan Zhong could react, Jiang Hua smashed the shogi in his hand with a 'shoo'.

Osamu Dazai tilted his head sharply, and the chess piece that missed in one hit was firmly embedded in the marble wall with a terrifying force.

"Dazai, what were you talking about just now?"

Tsk, Osamu Dazai, who was a little cheerful, was pulled back to the ground by this sinister voice, covered his stomach that was still aching, and was as quiet as a chicken, "No, it's nothing, it was just a joke. "

He sat on the side aggrieved, and would not do any more evil things.

"Oh, is that so?" Jiang Hua waved at Zhong Ye, who didn't know what to do, with a half-smile, = Alas, Zhong Ye is good at everything, but Jiang Hua is really worried about the fact that he doesn't guard against acquaintances Well, one day he would be snatched away by that big wild wolf that was staring at him like a tiger.

"Were you playing some charades just now?"

"No, there's nothing wrong with it. Listen to Shenhuang, do you have a gift for me?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye's attention was really attracted, he nodded with a smile, took out the strange jade he brought back from the Anxing Star, and handed it out, "This may improve your condition .”

"Alfana spar?" Jiang Hua let out a small exclamation.

"What spar?"

"No, it's nothing." Jiang Hua waved his hand and felt it carefully. This round jade bead is different from Alfana. If you have to say it, the jade bead in her hand is more like an energy collector?

Mr. Dazai was stunned, his kite-colored eyes were full of complexities, he stared at the jade bead, feeling the indistinct monster aura emanating from the jade bead, the hypocrite wanted to cry, "Chuya, you..."

"What dazai?"

Didn't it be said that the demon pill in the monster's body would only be given to the most important people to match and swear sovereignty?

How is this going?

how!What happened!

In fact, you are not siblings, you are just playing sibling paly, right?Jiang Huajiang, the baby in your stomach is not named God, but Zhongyuan, right?

At this moment, Mr. Dazai felt a little bit of green on the heads of himself and Master Xinghaibo.

"Chuya, tell me the truth, is that child yours!" Mr. Dazai felt that he had worked so hard for so many years, and he had to ask for an explanation.

"child?"

"Are you still pretending to be stupid? You even took out the family heirlooms, and you're still pretending!"

Faced with Dazai's hoarse accusation, Nakahara finally realized what was going on, he was a little helpless, where did this come from, but he couldn't explain it clearly for a while, and looked at the platinum cheongsam for help. Jianghua.

Then, "Yes, Chuya, just admit it, you and I were together that night, a long night..."

"Chuya, you still said it's nothing!" Osamu Dazai felt as if he was an idiot who was empty-handed to fetch water from a bamboo basket, and he hugged his fat self with a mentality.

"Sister, don't make trouble."

"Oh, what I said is the truth." Jiang Hua put his hand to his lips and replied ambiguously.

"QAQ~"

"Honey, is everything you just said true?" A rough voice came from outside the door, and Shenhuang asked with a little white paint on his body, his face ashamed.

Jiang Hua raised his eyebrows while holding the tobacco rod that had no shreds in his mouth, and said with a light smile, "Of course it's true."

"It's okay...it's okay, even if the baby in your belly is not mine, I will...will treat his QAQ equally~" Then he turned his head to look at Zhongya Zhongyuan tearfully, "Brother-in-law, no, it's a child His father, don't worry, I will take good care of their mother and child."

The owner of Xinghaifang said, why no matter how hard he tried, his brother-in-law didn't treat him well. It turned out that they were rivals in love!But it doesn't matter, if you miss it, you miss it, and he will treat Jiang Hua and the upcoming baby well.

He won't cry, he is the strongest man in the universe!Shenhuang wiped the tears from his face, deceiving himself.

Looking at this terrible scene, and Mrs. Jiang Hua who was obviously doing something wrong, Mr. Zhong Yuan felt his stomach hurt.One by one, can you stop adding drama to yourself!

After a while of beatings, Zhong Yuanzhong finally convinced the two crying men that he had nothing to do with the child in Jiang Hua's stomach.What was omitted after the so-called long night was just that the two siblings ate a roast suckling pig.

"Then... why did you send the family heirloom away?" Osamu Dazai was like a little daughter-in-law who was only pissed off, and the ungrateful man answered half a sentence wrong, so he continued to cry.

Good job Dazai-san, really asked the key!With the brother-in-law in front of him attracting firepower, Shenhuang is mainly responsible for showing his presence by screaming at critical moments. When he hears this crucial question, he doesn't care about crying anymore. He shuts his mouth and waits for an explanation.

"Yes, yes, brother-in-law."

"How did I know that my family's heirloom would be such an unattractive bead!" Thinking of him, Mr. Zhongyuan, the admiral of the navy would salute when he saw him, and he regarded the whole sea area as his back garden.

In fact, strictly speaking, it is not considered a family heirloom, it should be said that it is Chuya's own demon pill, but Mr. Dazai, isn't this for the sake of Chuya to understand?It's like lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot.

After learning that the jade beads lying in Jianghua's palm had the effect of controlling her illness, Shenhuang didn't say anything, even if it was just a short-term suppression, it was better than him running around like a headless chicken all over the universe.

"You said that elder sister was ill, I have a solution!"

"Do you have a solution?"

"Of course!" In order to get back the dwarf's real name Yaodan, let alone this kind of minor illness, even if you want to bring someone back to life, Mr. Dazai can find a way for you.

"Brothers and sisters!" Shenhuang breathed heavily, "You said you have any request, just ask!"

Osamu Dazai stopped talking, he looked at Chuya Nakahara, the intention in his kite-colored eyes was very obvious, "Chuya~"

"You said."

"I want that family heirloom from your family!" The token of love must be sent out. Don't take advantage of Zhongye's amnesia to confirm the relationship between the two of them. Don't we have to wait until the little slug and his sisters get together to form a mahjong table? Is it time to wait for the three trials?

"it is good……"

"Then leave it to me, don't worry, Chuya's eldest sister is my Dazai Osamu's eldest sister!" Dazai Osamu assured, patted his chest.

You are really fickle, Dazai-san.