[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Osamu Dazai didn't know why there was such a big change in just one night, why his little man patted his butt and followed Master Xinghai Fang on a trip that he could just leave.

What did he do wrong?Haven’t you already eaten red bean rice made with Mi Jiang?

"Master Dazai, please get up first, it's almost noon."

Candlestick cut a good temper and went upstairs to wake up Osamu Dazai.

"I can't do it, Mi Jiang, my heart has been hit hard, why did I elope with an uncle who is approaching middle age and has a hairline crisis? Am I that inferior to that uncle whose hairline is in jeopardy! "

Candlestick is not how to explain to Dazai-sama, the other identity of the man with a middle-aged hairline crisis in his mouth is the man standing at the top of the universe.

Although that adult's hairline is indeed facing a big crisis, but no matter how you look at it, that man is also a good man who is said to be diligent, thrifty and loves his family, unlike Osamu Dazai...

Can you guess who will be reelected with your eyes closed?

"But I have a good face."

"That Xinghaifang master is a cosmic level powerhouse."

"But I have a good face."

"The master of Xinghai Fang is diligent and thrifty, and he is a good man at home."

"But I have a good face."

"..."

"Master Zhongyuan went out with Master Xinghaifang because of Mrs. Jianghua's illness, hoping to gain something." So I bollboll, can you restrain yourself from being so jealous.

No, if you want to ask the reason, it is probably because, "My face is good."

I don’t know which country has a famous saying that you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.The candlestick did its best, and he glanced salty at his aunt who was pretending to be sleeping, "Mrs. Jiang Hua seems to be looking for you."

Osamu Dazai:! !

Candlestick Qiejun, you have learned badly!Such an important matter did not tell him earlier! !

Chuya's older sister's fate is really one of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the world.Think about Hongye Big Sister in Yokohama, Lingyue Ji in West Country...

Today's Ms. Jiang Hua's fighting power is also not low.

"Chuya, if you really work harder, you can make a mahjong table." Thinking of the Hongmen Banquet in a while, Mr. Dazai couldn't help but feel a stomach ache.

After coming to the living room, only Jiang Hua was left at the dining table, "Oh, Mr. Dazai, don't you know that you slept well last night?"

"Of course," Osamu Dazai asked after searching around, "Where's Jiang Hua-san~candlestick cut?"

"Mr. Candlestick Che went out to buy vegetables." Jiang Hua nodded to signal him to sit down, "Sit down, I'm not some man-eating beast, so I don't need to be so nervous."

No no, madam, you probably underestimated your own power, what kind of beast is this, it can already be regarded as nuclear/weapon level.

"That's it, the rice made by Mi-chan is super delicious! You can look forward to dinner!" Dazai Osamu was full of happiness with Mi-chan's special crab in his mouth.

"Mi Jiang?" Jiang Hua was taken aback for a moment, no matter how you look at it, Candlestick Qiejun's handsome appearance doesn't match such a cute name.

"Mi-chan is Honmaru's nickname for him."

"Honmaru? What is that, can I eat it?"

It really is a big foodie race, no matter what you can think of to eat, "Unfortunately, it can't be eaten. Honmaru can be regarded as a place where I work."

This kind of place sounds like a third-rate small handicraft workshop, why hasn't it been banned yet?

"..." From Jiang Hua's suspicious eyes, Osamu Dazai felt that the big crisis he had been in for many years probably started here. If you think about it carefully, it seems that the government of the time is no different from the MLM organization.

First, he used the very attractive Kanban Lang (San Riyue) as a selling point to attract a group of ignorant boys and girls into the pit.Krypton to faint or not?That's the liver!

What's more interesting is that as long as you can find relatives and friends with spiritual power around you and introduce them to Dohonmaru, you can get a lot of resources and encouragement after passing the initial interview. The higher the proficiency of your relatives and friends, the greater the reward you will get.

Don't you think this model is really similar to a certain X marketing organization?

"The so-called Honmaru shouldn't be some kind of sales organization?"

Mr. Dazai was sweating profusely, and hurriedly shouted, "How can this be, Honmaru is an official organization named after the government, it is a state-owned enterprise!"

"Oh?"

"Really, Honmaru, which was established by the government in name, is numbered in various industrial and commercial bureaus!" After Honosuke in the life-threatening serial call Honmaru received an affirmative answer, Mr. Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, and faced the inquiries of the parents. Already able to face it calmly.

After all, the first time I met my natal family, my mother-in-law (crossed out) (crossed out) took advantage of my daughter (not!) to go out and asked my son-in-law's age, height, how many people in the family, what job he did, and what his annual salary was It's all normal.

What do the elders want most from the younger generation?Of course, it is stable, and the most stable jobs are the two choices of state-owned enterprises and civil servants.

Therefore, in Dazai Osamu's description, he is worth a job in a public institution called 'Honmaru', as the manager of the personnel department, and is responsible for leading the department's [-] or so people. It's called rice sauce.

His monthly salary is tens of thousands after tax, and he bought five insurances and one housing fund. The company allocated a private apartment (Honmaru) as a subsidy, and he has a horse (Dahu) that is under mortgage.To put it simply, it is the ideal marriage partner most admired by the mamas in the legend, who has a stable job, a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

"Is that so. Mr. Dazai, do you think the civil service exams in the past two years are difficult? To be honest, I kind of think that my brat will go to the space station to be a civil servant in the future."

Are you kidding me?Let a night rabbit who can do nothing but not much bb quietly be an office worker?

I have to say that Madam, you really have a dream, but Osamu Dazai can't say that, because this seemingly gentle lady has another identity—the most respected sister of Chuya.

"There is an old saying in China that where there is a will, there is a way." Come on, your dream may come true someday?What's more, how does Mr. Dazai know whether the civil service exam is difficult or not?If you really want to classify him, he is considered a special recruit.

I'm sorry, although he doesn't have enough experience, he can't do things well, and he doesn't even have the so-called big demon principle at all, and he believes in doing things.

But... who told him to have a skill?

#On the importance of having a skill in modern society#

#Sorry, I am a child chosen by God#

Jiang Hua didn't care about Dazai's vague answer. Although she hoped that the unborn child in her womb could have a stable job in the future and spend the rest of her life peacefully, the future path still depends on him to choose.

"How did Mr. Dazai get to know Chuya?" The beauty in the platinum cheongsam asked casually as she fiddled with the decorative vase on the dining table.

It was such a casual question, but it made Osamu Dazai feel like he was facing an enemy, and he felt a fear of being named by the boss.

The main event is coming.

Dazai Zhi, who was just lazily based on the most authentic legend of Ge You lying paralyzed on the sofa, is sitting upright, isn't he just writing the script?

He's good at it, he's the best at it.

In this script, his encounter with Chuya Nakahara came from a surprise attack by an unknown cosmic monster.

An old-fashioned story of heroes saving beauty.

The hero is Chuya, and the beauty is Dazai himself.

"But, if I remember correctly, Zhongye has always called you a slave?" Is this a special fun among young people?

This... is really a big hammer, and Mr. Dazai is a little bit confused about how he should clean up.

Taking a deep breath, Osamu Dazai's kite-colored eyes revealed a sense of determination, since he wanted to play, he would play with a big one, "You should know that Chuya's family is very wealthy, right?"

"Yes" After all, not everyone can say something like sending a planet in a nonchalant tone.

"The Zhongye family is considered a super-big family on our planet. They are secretly called 'world nobles'. It can be said that the entire land is their private property. People living in that land, They are all their servants."

"And my family is the steward responsible for serving the family from generation to generation."

#Real version black deacon#

#Overbearing Patriarch's Confused Pretty Housekeeper#

"I know that I am humble, and I didn't want to delay the young master's future. I planned to leave quietly and came to a distant planet called Earth. I planned to spend the rest of my life silently like this, but..." Like a [-]-year-old girl, Dazai With spring in his eyes and flushed face, he was like a chirping skylark who didn't know what to worry about, excitedly telling his joy to the only audience present.

"From the moment I saw the young master again, I made up my mind that no matter what happens, I will never be separated from Zhongya again."

"..."

"Miss Jiang Hua thinks this kind of thing between two big men is disgusting? Please blame me if you want to blame me. It was me who broke the pure snow lotus on the snow. Please don't mention anything in front of Chuya. dissatisfied……"

"After all, you are his most respected elder sister."

Jiang Hua: ...

Watching the resentful light-colored windbreaker slowly leave, Jiang Hua, who had no chance to speak from the beginning to the end, didn't know what to say after being forced to experience the bloody and bitter scene of the year.

When I came back from grocery shopping, I overheard all the Candlestick cuts: Amazing my aunt, how long has it been since I changed my identity again?

You are so promiscuous, does Lord Zhongyuan know?