[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Chuya Chuya had a fight with Master Xinghaifang.

Facing the sudden attack, Kamaki keenly caught the dangerous aura and avoided it in time, but facing the attack that was heavier than a punch, he still had enough to deal with it.

Especially this one in front of me, it's really not that Shenhuang thinks too much, this exactly the same hair color, pupils, is it really his brat?

Candlestick was a little worried. After all, Master Zhongyuan was facing the legendary strongest Yetu in the universe. He looked worriedly at the anxious two sides and asked, "Master Dazai?"

"Candlestick Chee-kun, don't you want me to come forward to try to persuade you?" His supernatural ability is very buggy, but right now the two of them are just fighting hand-to-hand, and his little crispy skin might be crushed as soon as he gets close. Meat.

"Mi Jiang, you need to trust Zhong Ye a little more. Are you right, Mrs. Jiang Hua?" In order not to make himself appear so greedy for life and fear of death, Osamu Dazai decisively raised the banner and brought in Jiang Hua, who had been watching the show all the time. .

Jiang Hua blinked, and comforted him, "Don't worry, Candlestick Qiejun, you are very sensible."

Facing the uncertainty of the blindfolded youth, Jiang Hua smiled and said nothing.

But I have to say, my brother loves me so much, it feels really good.

"It's not a son. Daddy knows it's bad for Daddy not to go home for so many years, but can we stop fighting?" Kamiaki tried to explain to the orange-haired boy who fell into a violent rage for some reason.

"Fuck you son!" Is there anything wrong with his tender face!He can be the ancestor of everyone here!

I don't know why the more I talk, the angrier I get when I hit him, and the harder I hit, but I still hit all the soft flesh, that numb and sore feeling...

In Jiang Hua's threatening eyes, even the strongest in the universe is helpless.

On the one hand, there was an all-out violent beating, on the other hand, there was some scruples on the tiptoe, and the result was really self-evident.

There was such a big commotion, but the whole street was still quiet, and there was still an endless stream of clamoring hawkers and tourists, as if nothing had happened.

For the night rabbits living in Luoyang, this kind of fighting is simply a daily behavior, and there is nothing unusual about it. Instead of caring about such trivial matters, it is better to spare time and eat two more bowls of rice at noon.

It's that simple.

In the end, it was Jiang Hua who stopped the brawl. The petite-looking beauty in a platinum cheongsam, holding a large light blue oilcloth umbrella, appeared behind the two of them in a flash, one violent in each hand, "You have fought enough!" Just go back and eat!"

Really, the dinner she made with great difficulty will be cold if they keep fighting like this.The younger brother is for pampering, and the husband is for yelling. Who doesn't like a soft and cute younger brother who is dedicated to protecting his sister?

So thousands of mistakes must be Shenhuang's fault.

"Kamaki, this is Chuya—my younger brother."

"Then my dear... Where's my brat?"

Miss Jiang Hua didn't want to speak, and threw another frying pan with her backhand, "Of course it's in my stomach."

"Oh..." According to the rumors, the famous Xinghai Fangzhu finally let go of his hanging heart, patted his chest, and really scared him to death, "What, it turned out to be brother-in-law." But... the remaining two ?

Taking advantage of the opportunity when the little man entered the house to help, Osamu Dazai introduced heartily, "This is the first time I meet brother-in-law, I am the cheap wife of the Nakaya family."

Although I have doubts about the sexual orientation of my brother-in-law, I have to say that Dazai Osamu’s brother-in-law really yelled in his heart, and Kamito laughed, "Haha, it turns out they are younger siblings! Really good, good, he is a good person! It was all a misunderstanding just now, isn’t there a saying on the earth, the flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple, misunderstanding, misunderstanding.”

"That Dazai-sama..."

"Don't talk about the candlestick. My brother-in-law and I hit it off right away. We can't wait to talk by candlelight at night."

"No, Dazai-sama..."

"Candlestick cut, you have to know that a confidant is rare in life. Right brother-in-law?"

"Yes, yes."

"Osamu Dazai/Kamaki, you're drinking behind my back again!!" Two violent voices came from the kitchen.

Jiang Hua was angry because Shenhuang had clearly promised him to quit drinking, while Chuya was angry because he was the one who was threatened to quit drinking. Although their starting points were different, their anger was the same.

"Go to hell!" X2

Candlestick sighed, he just wanted to remind the two Mrs. Jianghua and Master Zhongyuan that they were behind them.

"Candlestick Che-jun, I'm sorry to show you a joke."

"No, no, I'm making you worry."

After dinner, Candlesticks consciously took over the job of cleaning up the mess. After Dazai and Xinghai Fangzhu who were in the way drove out, Zhongyuan Zhongya held Jiang Hua Weiliang's hand and frowned, "Sister Jiang Hua, your body ?”

Don't talk to him about the weak body of pregnant women. When he first arrived in An'an, Jiang Hua was as strong as a monster. Now, not only her strength, but also her body's various functions are beginning to decline at a slow rate. .

It's like a deflated ball.

"You are always so sharp, kid." Jiang Hua patted Zhongya on the head with a smile, "My body has been pretty good these years."

But only good.

Zhong Yuanzhong also keenly caught the loopholes in her words, and subconsciously felt that this situation was very familiar.

Isn't this the same as Yoshida Matsuyo on Earth?

Even though the two are separated by hundreds of millions of light-years, both the breath and the symptoms overlap strangely. Even though he finds it absurd, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help asking, "Do you know a man named Yoshida Matsuyo?"

The sudden question made Jiang Hua a little confused, "Yoshida Songyang?" Who is that?

"When I was on Earth, I saw a man with very similar symptoms to yours." Zhongyuan Zhong also said in a somewhat urgent tone, "Is he related to Sister Jianghua? Could this symptom be a so-called family genetic disease?"

With just a few words, Jiang Hua probably understood that the man named Yoshida Songyang might be a mutated Alfana just like her.

"Can you tell me about that Yoshida Shoyo?"

Jiang Hua was a little curious. After all, every mutation coming to Alfana can be called a miracle.

"That man is the same as you but different, as if possessed by an evil spirit." Either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the east wind.

"??"What does it mean.

Scratching his hair irritably, Zhongyuan Zhong also faced his own shortcomings and gave up struggling, "Ah, Jiang Hua, your level of changing the subject is still so low."

"Chuya, I don't regret it."

"Whether it's leaving Anan, marrying Shenhuang, or even getting pregnant with this child, I don't regret it."

All kinds of people of different races, delicious food, delicate flowers... For Jiang Hua, who grew up on the dead planet of Anan, every day after leaving Anan is a novelty .

So the key point is really on the planet Ji'an?

"Is there no other way?" Yetu, who has amazing recovery ability, needs a doctor most and least, so the level of medical treatment is hard to describe.Since Luoyang cannot be cured, then go to other planets with advanced medical technology. There are so many planets in the universe, it is impossible to cure them all!

Jiang Hua shook her head, she had seen life and death for a long time.The last delicate flower blooming in the ruins is undoubtedly the last miracle for the almost exhausted anxiety.After leaving the mother star, it is about to wither.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also unwilling to accept this statement. He took out a lot of bottles and cans, trying to find a medicine that could heal Jianghua from a lot of medicines with strange effects, but found it was futile.

Yoshida Shoyang's symptoms can still be regarded as the instability of the soul, but Jiang Hua is like a leaky ball, there is no problem in his body, but he is full of sieves.Even if you want to make up, you don't know how to start.

A cool and weak hand slowly took his hand, "That's enough for Zhongye." It's great that she can come out and meet these people who care about her.

"What the hell is that man doing! He doesn't even have the ability to heal such a small ailment on your body, and he said that the universe is the strongest! It's really terrible."

"That's right, so my family must work hard to grow into a reliable uncle. Don't let my brat become like his father."

"Of course, I'm his uncle." Uncle Nakaya, who is not short of money, has already begun to calculate how much money he has in his small coffers. "I don't know if a planet is expensive now."

While muttering to himself, he already planned to buy a beautiful planet as a meeting gift for his unborn nephew. He wondered whether it would be troublesome to buy and sell the planet in Interstellar General, and what kind of procedures would be required.

Osamu Dazai, who had heard the conversation inside clearly, was sitting under the eaves, looking at the moon in an alien star, smacking his lips, thinking that it was no different from the earth, so he handed out the wine jar beside him, "Have a sip .”

"Tonight's night is so beautiful." Shenhuang, who took the wine jar and drank it, said with emotion, just like the first time he got Jianghua's permission to stay in Yetu's hometown - the planet named Ji'an , looked up exactly the same.

Patting his stiff face, Shenhuang took a deep breath, and threw the door open with a bang, "Honey, what you said really hurt my husband's heart, am I that bad?"

"Yep."

Kami Akira: QAQ~Ananda