[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Now that Rider is back, of course Weber Velvet still hopes to give it a try and change his bicycle into a motorcycle.

He began to analyze, "Apart from us, only Archer and Saber are left in the slave group that still exists..."

"..."

"Archer's Noble Phantasm King is too buggy. If we want to win, we'd better unite with Saber."

"..."

"Rider! Are you listening?"

"Of course, of course boy."

"Ha ha……"

Osamu Dazai stood up straight from the big soft bed, raised his index finger, shook his head and said, "Young man, why are you so unmotivated?"

Webber: Didn't you tell me that as a magician, I regard the Holy Grail as the highest ideal, what's wrong?

You tell me what's wrong!

"The problem is serious, go to the boy." Osamu Dazai sighed for a long time, and began to explain to the boy, "Think about it, if the Holy Grail War is regarded as a mobile game, your followers are players, and our Servents are cards... "

"So?" I had to admit that Rider's concept was very novel, and Weber Velvet became interested.

"Think about it, in order to participate in the Holy Grail War, don't magicians have to go all over the world to find holy relics?"

"Correct."

"Think about it again, some holy relics are national treasures. Wouldn't it cost money to get them?"

"right…"

"This is a boy." Osamu Dazai closed the case, "Think about it, if the Holy Grail War is a mobile game, you will be the operator's favorite krypton gold players."

"So what exactly are you trying to say, Rider?" Weber swallowed nervously, always feeling that his three views would be overturned in the next second.

Osamu Dazai hated that iron cannot be made into steel, "Young man, why don't you understand."

Weber Velvet: What should I understand.

"I'm the man who was hacked in this Holy Grail War." He proudly raised his chest, "Think about it, the black hole suddenly appeared last time, but it caused us a lot of losses! Of course we need to ask the operator for an explanation at this time Ah boy."

compensate!must be compensated! !

"what?"

Weber never thought that such an operation would be possible after changing his mind. He looked at the black-haired hero in surprise.

Osamu Dazai gave Weber, who was like a little sheep, an encouraging smile, signaling the boy to speak out his thoughts boldly.

"Can this work?"

"Of course!" Dazai said firmly, he stepped in front of the young man, took his hand, and said sincerely, "You are one of the few gamers, young man, please be more confident."

"what should I do?"

The young man who had never touched porcelain was a little nervous, he couldn't help but took out a pen and paper, and looked at Rider with bright eyes, he felt that he was about to be opened the door to a new world.

Taking out the pen and paper from Weber's hand, Osamu Dazai said in a very bachelor way, how can this kind of mobile game problem be called touch porcelain.

"At times like this, we have to put on a tough stance."

"for example?"

"Young man, have you ever been to the vegetable market?"

"Huh?" Weber didn't understand why they were clearly discussing the issue of seeking compensation. How did this topic shift to the vegetable market?

"Do you know that the world's most powerful masters of Porcelain are all hiding here?"

"Ah? No, Rider, just tell us exactly what we should do." Weber decided not to beat around the bush, because he really didn't understand the Eastern way of speaking that had to turn a sentence around.

Osamu Dazai lamented the impetuousness of the boy from Great Britain, "In a word, he cried, made trouble, and hanged himself."

"..."

"Young man, don't believe me. I'm very experienced." How do you think he has eaten Chuuya so hard for so many years?Of course it's because he can cry!

"Crying children have sweets, boy."

"Oh, as long as you're happy Rider." Wei Bo was very indifferent, and angrily slammed the door out, he really believed your evil!

"If the boy goes out, remember my canned crab meat, I still have to buy it from XX Mall~"

"Rider, you are such a hopeless idiot!"

That being said, the young Weber was still very happy that this servant who had been by his side since the early days of the Holy Grail War could return to him again.

It's not the kind of longing for the Holy Grail War, but like... the joy of friends who have returned from afar.

When the hard-spoken and soft-hearted boy came back to his senses, his whole body was already covered with all kinds of Rider's favorite games from the latest season, fresh canned crab meat, and... even bought several rolls of bandages.

"Well, forget it, it's not my money to spend anyway." Weber thought for a while, after all all the money he had was still relying on Dazai's unscientific golden rule.

"I'm back rider, today I bought the second season of the game you've been thinking about since last time, let's play together later..."

The moment he pushed the door open, Weber was stunned.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

And why, Rider, can you jump into the arms of that young man in black so naturally! !Don't you call yourself the Wannian General Attack?Is it really okay to suffer like this! !

Hearing the noise from the entrance, Osamu Dazai took the time to poke his head out, then quickly shrank back, "Candlestick Kiri-kun, my life is so miserable! Red bean rice! Red bean rice is prepared for nothing again QAQ~"

Thank you, although Osamu Dazai is unreliable, but the IQs of the other two are still above the line. Candlestick Kiri, known as the treasure of each Honmaru's town house, looks like a frosty face and is not easy to approach, but in fact it is like an angel. The presence.

He softly comforted the judge who was suspected of falling out of love again, "Look, my lord, you have been crying for so long, why don't you drink some water to moisten your throat first?"

After appeasing an older bear child, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada got up, and introduced to Weber Velvet who was already sluggish in the entrance, "It's the first time I meet Master, my name is Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada. Candlestick that can cut bronze, it really is Isn't it handsome enough?"

Weber waved his hands again and again, "No, no, no, I think you are really handsome." Even a difficult man like Mr. Dazai can handle him, who is handsome if you are not handsome.

After sweeping his gaze, he saw the slightly familiar Taidao pinned to his waist... As soon as he thought of Dazai's countless national treasure-level short sword masters...

Very good, another national treasure series.

"Haha, thank you for your compliment. You have worked hard. These are the ingredients for tonight. Leave them all to me." Candlestick Kiri, who exists as the chef of Honmaru, naturally shopped in Weber's hands, big and small. "You and Dazai-sama wait outside."

really all right?You are a precious national treasure, the kind of national treasure that can gain a lot of reputation as long as you are quiet and like a flower in the museum!

Can you really get close to the fire?

What if you accidentally melted the inscription pattern on your body!Will he be arrested by the neon government on charges of destroying national treasures?

Will the embassy be alarmed in the end?

Be deported?Being ridiculed by classmates around again?Then because of this black spot, he lost many opportunities for promotion, depressed, and spent his life in mediocrity?

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Weber, who is hopeless in life, is like a walking cry.

"Well, don't worry too much, young man."

As soon as the culprit got out, he immediately attracted all the firepower. He quickly jumped in front of the black-haired young man who was paralyzed on the sofa, picked up his collar, and growled in a low voice, "What's going on? Rider?"

what happened?He was working two jobs, and Mr. Dazai's mood was far from as good as he had shown after losing his little boy again.

He went on strike.After he passively returned to Fuyuki City, he unilaterally cut off contact with the Time Government.

Contact has only just been restored.

Facing such a high-ranking person, he has outstanding abilities, abundant spiritual power, and possesses the most scarce space ability in the government of time.

What can the government of the time do?

First, I would like to express my greetings, affirming the dedication and dedication of the god judges for the sake of human history, which can be called a model of the times.

Then Daoqiao expressed his sincerity to Daoqiao who forced to jump the timeline without the consent of the judge due to the rush of time, and decided to add one more cheat for you.

Noble Phantasm [Touken Ranbu] While summoning six knives, it can additionally summon Tokiri Mitsutada during the Fuyuki Holy Grail War, and the food it makes can greatly increase the magic power rotation speed compared to ordinary ones.

Of course, Mr. Dazai who is very good at eating dogs, if the only compensation is this, he would have made a fuss long ago, but...

He played two jobs, I have to say that Mi Jiang's craftsmanship is really conscientious...

And the maintenance compensation given by Gaia is also very satisfactory.

But it is wrong to work two jobs, and if we add three jobs here, we should keep a low profile.

"Young man, I should have said that krypton gold players are the operators' favorites. They exist like Bai Yueguang and cinnabar moles."

So... your family's compensation is to desperately plug the national treasure?

Weber was dazed by the sharp turn of the plot, but when he was sitting at the dining table, looking at a table full of delicious food, he took the first bite of grilled saury into his mouth with a pious heart. Then, "QAQ~ Candlestick Qie-kun, you are such a nice person."

"Right, right." Osamu Dazai nodded proudly. At the beginning, he chose the handsome Mi Jiang out of the four-flower and five-flower swords.

What are you kidding, Zuo Wenjia's unhappy little princess can go to the battlefield casually?

Crane ball?Sorry, he thinks that young Weber is actually pretty good, so he won't test his fragile heart.

What?The most beautiful knife in the world?Did you let grandpa come and smile cutely?

Is it because Mi Jiang's eight-pack abs are not easy to suck or the food he cooks is not delicious?

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada did not know the twists and turns, but in the slightly sour tone of his colleague Hasebe, he said that Candlestick Kiri, you must take good care of the Lord, and came to the present world in the blink of an eye.

It is said that in this world, the power of the god judge is oppressed, and he can only summon the six-strike dagger on weekdays, and finally it came in handy. Although he didn't say it, he was actually very happy in his heart.

The only question is whether the co-tenant of Lord Inquisitor, the young man named Weber, will be dissatisfied with Master Dazai because of his sudden appearance.

"No, no, Mr. Candlestick Qie, please stay here permanently."

Really touched, what do you expect a poor student from a dark enemy country to do?Steamed potatoes, fried potatoes or fried potatoes?

As for Dazai... Forget it, that guy is an appliance killer...

Takeaway or something, it’s just a taste when you eat it (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

The short-mouthed Weber resolutely turned his back on a plate of rabbit apples handed by the taciturn candlestick.

If he hadn't confirmed his sexual orientation, he would even have asked this handsome Candlestick Qiejun to marry him?

Since Mi Jiang came to my magic workshop, not only the rice was cooked, but also the ground was dragged away, and the magic formula formula paper that he threw everywhere was also cleaned up.

In just half a day, the room seemed to have been painted over, full of unscientific glitter.

It's not that our will is not firm, but that the emperor... the sugar-coated shells of imperialism are too fierce.

"Rider, what are we going to do next?"

"What to do? Of course it's to get me back."

"what?"