[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Osamu Dazai had to rack his brains while avoiding Nakahara Chuya's angry punches and kicks, "Chuya, death row criminals still have time to appeal before they are executed!"

Responding to the aggrieved Osamu Dazai was Chuya Nakahara's increasingly fierce fist, "Oh, no need to explain, garbage like you, if you die, it's called killing harm for the people!"

"Medium is too much!"

"Heh, no matter how much you go too far, you're going to go too far? You're a trash who takes advantage of others when they're drunk!"

Osamu Dazai was stunned and said, "Chuya, didn't you forgive me?"

"Dazai, do I seem like the kind of person who is easy to talk to?"

"Of course Chuya." Mr. Dazai replied quickly, with sincere eyes, "Chuya has more confidence in himself, you have always been the best in my heart."

Osamu Dazai observed the little dwarf's eyes gradually softened, and then he let out a long sigh of relief, and said again, "Besides, I touched it that night, and absolutely nothing happened."

Osamu Dazai put his three fingers together and cursed.

"Did you fucking touch it?" Very well, the case was closed, and he said that no matter how many mosquitoes there were, his legs could not be bitten into such bruises, and it turned out that the culprit had beaten him upside down.

"Wait a minute, didn't Enki just tell you this!" Dazai Osamu was quite unwilling to die when he was beating birds all day long but was blinded by Yan.

"Oh, so there are accomplices." Zhongyuan Zhong also smiled, and he said why Enkidu suddenly remembered to remind himself to drink less, "It's okay, both of you are indispensable."

The green-haired boy is at best an accomplice. Let's talk about the unrepentant man in front of him with a wave of humanitarian destruction first.

Enkidu, who was drinking fine wine in Gilgamesh, suddenly felt his nose itch, and he subconsciously felt as if he had forgotten something.

But under the worried eyes of his friend, he felt that he might be thinking too much, so he smiled and raised his glass to indicate that he was fine.

In the middle of the Central Plains, the calf collapsed slightly, and when a force was about to hit Dazai Osamu straight like an arrow leaving the string, the black-haired young man who had collapsed on the ground suddenly accumulated strength, which was beyond human common sense. With a fast speed, he grabbed the ankle that was too slender for a man, and hooked his calf restlessly and suggestively.

"Chuya's feet are so small."

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt a chill, his whole body stood up, "Dazai, are you fucking in the direction of pervert now?"

"If it's Chuya, I don't mind."

"I mind." Nakahara Nakaya's cold and ruthless answer is very demeanor of a port mafia boss, trying hard to pull his ankle out of the man's palm.

Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes opened slightly, and the strength in his hands increased, and he stopped the prey that had reached his mouth from escaping with absolute power, "Chuya, Miss Hongye should have taught you what to do when you are in a weak position, right? ?”

Different from other teachers, Ozaki Koye had a preference for the orange-haired boy named Nakahara Chuya back then.Because of this preference, when she taught the boy the first lesson, she didn't say anything about happiness and hatred, and she didn't mention that the interests of the organization were above all else. The only thing she told the boy was-to live.

When faced with absolute force that is stronger than yourself, you should evacuate quickly after failing to kill with one blow. If you don't believe in being arrested and can't die quickly, the priority is to show weakness.

The orange-haired boy couldn't break free but was ashamed to beg for mercy from his arch-enemy. He clicked his tongue lightly and turned his head away, completely refusing to cooperate.

"Hey, Dazai, when did your skills get so good?"

"Ah, Chuya, don't you really think that these four years of my life will be spent in love with my young lady?"

"Is not it?"

"Of course not. Ever since I was defeated by you Chuya again and again, I have learned from the painful experience. I have never lost a single day of hard work during winter training and three summer training."

"Huh?" Nakahara Chuya almost laughed angrily at this man talking in his sleep in broad daylight, "Dazai, it's time to wake up from the dream."

If you had this self-motivated mind 800 years ago, you wouldn't have been hanged and beaten by him for so many years.

Osamu Dazai looked at the orange-haired boy who was angry like a child and smiled. He just hugged the orange-haired boy and said in a frivolous tone, "Chuya, I know you don't believe me, but look, you can't struggle at all right now, can't you?" ?"

"Oh? Dazai, are you sure?"

The azure blue eyes seemed to have a pair of small hooks, and then exerted force suddenly, with a different force than before, Osamu Dazai felt that his tiger's mouth was about to shatter, and Zhong Yuanzhong had already broken free from the shackles of the man in a flash, and Quickly overturned a man who was too smug to the ground.

He stomped his foot proudly and stepped on his face, "Dazai, weren't you quite capable just now?"

Osamu Dazai was silent. On the one hand, Chuya couldn't be knocked down because of his heroic spirit.

On the other hand is...

The sacrificial robes of Uruk are divided into daily and wartime. The sacrificial robes in wartime are mainly tight-fitting, thin, light and breathable, while in daily life...the white clothes are fluttering, and I hate meow...

The most important thing is that a white cloth covers from the bottom to the feet, and... there is no such thing as briefs or boxers in this era.

From Dazai Osamu's point of view...except for those lean and thin legs...

He can even see Sisi Heilin and...

"You bastard!!" When Dazai didn't answer for a long time, Nakahara Nakahara followed his dull gaze, and finally came to his senses. Without showing any mercy, he pressed the person into the floor with a force on the sole of his foot, "You are here Here, give me a good reflection."

After speaking, turn around and leave.

However, in the next moment, something happened suddenly, and a dazzling golden light suddenly flashed around Osamu Dazai, "Chuya!"

Under Zhongyuan Zhongye's horrified eyes, the man disappeared.

"Hey, hey, this is not a joke." Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the cracked floor and someone who had disappeared completely, showing a cruel smile, and disappeared from under his nose...

But don't let him know who it is.

Under the terrified eyes of everyone, the furious Zhong Yuan Zhong also fell into a strange calm. He took a deep breath, "No one is allowed to tell what happened today, otherwise..."

At this moment, the panic-stricken maids and guards only felt like prey being targeted by fierce beasts. As long as they acted rashly, the furious beasts would pounce on them and devour them in the next second.

Nervously swallowing their saliva, they lowered their heads and bowed their bodies to the ground in sincerity.

"Very well, send someone to invite the king."

For a country, the disappearance of the high priest in full view is a top priority.

Don't look at Zhongya Zhongya's absolute calm now, but his whole body has been stimulated like a volcano on the verge of erupting. He urgently needs a bystander to help him clear his mind.

"Rider, QaQ~"

As soon as Osamu Dazai woke up, he saw a rather handsome face, and he pushed Weber's tearful face away with extreme disgust.

"Yo, the boy met again~"

But he didn’t know that his words were like stabbing a hornet’s nest, and Weber immediately exploded, “You still have the nerve to say, where did you go?” Didn’t everyone agree to fight together and get the Holy Grail as a post? Did the CEO marry Bai Fumei and go to the pinnacle of life?

"Hmm... boy, please correct me, you are the only one who wants to marry Bai Fumei, and I am married."

Mr. Dazai got up proudly, and tidied up the already unfamiliar windbreaker.

"Ugh!!!"

It is agreed to go single together, whoever gets out of the single first will be the dog?

If you can get out of the single dog, you can be a dog, who is your good friend.

Weber Velvet showed a weary smile, "May I ask Rider who your wife is..."

"It's that summoned beast, boy!"

"Huh?" Is it popular for Heroic Spirits to make their wives into treasures these days?City will play.

"Forget it, these are not important, Rider, let me tell you about the battle situation."

"Not many years." Osamu Dazai shook his head, "I'm very angry now."

"Huh?" He, the master who lost his Servant, was still not angry during the Holy Grail War. What right do you have to be angry, a trash who is absent from work and does not follow the Basic Law?

Weber Velvet subconsciously wanted to complain, but when he saw the rare serious expression of the black-haired young man, he silently swallowed his words.

"I have a big thing to do before that."

"for example?"

"Report letter! Must report letter!!!"

What does it mean to be interfered by the time-retroactive army? The government of time made a mistake in its interpretation. The turning point in history did not appear in the Gilgamesh period. Therefore, the God-inquisitor was forced to return to Fuyuki City. I hope that my aunt can fulfill her duties and make persistent efforts.

Hehe, the little dwarf he is about to eat! ! !

Is it too late for him to say that it is all the blame of the time government?

"Crack!" With a loud sound, a frying pan hit Osamu Dazai's handsome face hard, Weber's forehead twitched, and he said with a smile, "Mr. Dazai, I think you are very energetic now, can you?" You can't work for me!!"

Osamu Dazai: Wenzhou, Zhejiang, Wenzhou, Zhejiang, the government of the time is going to close down, the bastard, the government of the time is doing everything, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and running away with Dazai's successful little man!

You bastard, the government of the time, you give me back my dwarf!

You give me back my dwarf!

Webber: Just as you please...Really, he's not angry at all, what's there to be angry about?Isn't he already familiar with the character of this melon skin?