[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Legend has it that the god king sent Enkidu, a creation of divine blood, to the world. After walking around in the form of a beast for several years, Enkidu met a prostitute by chance, transformed into a human form, and learned the etiquette, justice, and shame of the human world in seven days, and then came to Uruk. .

On the evening of the sixth day, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara finally returned to Uruk.Just after returning, Central Plains was called to the temple by Goddess Inanna who got the news.

"Goddess Inanna really dotes on Master Zhongyuan." The maid who sent the message looked at the back of Zhongyuan Zhongye and said with emotion, "The goddess has always cared about Master Zhongyuan."

"Oh, really?"

Startled by the sudden voice, the maid quickly turned around and saluted, "Ah, Mr. Dazai."

The maid who had just entered the palace trembled in fright at the crime of talking about noble sacrifices and gods. Her legs gave way and she knelt down, "Please forgive me, Dazai-sama, this servant didn't do it on purpose."

"Ah, am I so scary?" With a slightly aggrieved drawn-out voice, Osamu Dazai touched his face that was so invincible in the past. Could it be that his face can't be confused with another map?

Surprised by the aggrieved voice, the maid quietly raised her head and looked at the legendary Dazai priest who had taught the king for many years.

I was instantly attracted by his oriental face, the white and translucent skin reveals a healthy pink, and the faintly visible red blood vessels are like the traces of patterns in the suet jade handed down from the east in the treasure house, crystal clear Gentle.

What a masterpiece of God.

The young maid sighed, and after realizing what the priest said, she blushed and stammered to explain, "No, no, no, you are the most handsome man Agnes has ever seen..."

"Beautiful girl, so your name is Agnes. You really live up to your name. You are a pure and kind beautiful girl."

Being praised by a strange man for the first time made Agnes's face look like a burning cloud in the sky, especially this man's handsome appearance and extraordinary status made the girl feel like a deer was bumping around in her heart.

"You...you really love to joke."

"No, everything I say comes from the heart."

Those iris-colored eyes were full of her reflection, so nervous that the girl couldn't help curling up her toes, "Thank you for your compliment."

Osamu Dazai approached slowly, and when Agnes could even feel his warm breath, she closed her eyes nervously. If it was this adult, she would be willing.

"Will the pure Agnes sauce be willing to die in love with me?"

"what?"

"Haha, just kidding."

Because of this episode, Agnes' unease finally disappeared, replaced by a sense of loss that was almost played with, not even anger.

Osamu Dazai didn't pay attention at all, or even if he did, he wouldn't care at all. He is in a bad mood right now.

That woman Inanna really made him want to draw his sword and kill God.

How many candle-lit nights has she talked with his little man? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, who wouldn't want to sleep sweetly in the arms of a fragrant and soft slug in the long night!

"Did Agnes refuse to die with me? It's so sad."

Covering his heart exaggeratedly, "Ah, no, no, no, my heart is already suffocated because of Agnes Sauce's rejection."

Although she knew that the priest was just joking, Agnes was still nervous and at a loss, "You...don't do this."

"What do you care about this kind of bastard!" With a bit of anger, Nakahara Chuya saw a familiar scene as soon as he walked out of the temple, "Let the dregs of that society die as soon as they die!"

After the familiar voice came, the bored iris seemed to inject a ray of light directly into the deepest black.

"Chuya, you're back."

Agnes watched helplessly as the handsome priest just now ran towards his master with joy, as if he had seen a dog with a fleshy bone.

Then he was kicked away with disgust.

Yes, as expected of the legendary ruthless Central Plains priest, that's how cold he is.

"Zhongye, Zhongye, you've changed your mind. You still kissed people on the way, okay? Now when you return to Uruk, you'll turn your face and deny anyone, blah blah." Struggling to get up from the ground, Osamu Dazai was very sad, just like a poor wife who was abandoned by a prosperous official.

The young maid always felt that she had discovered some great secret.

At this moment, she didn't have any charming thoughts. The young maid who was worried that she would be murdered and silenced if she stayed any longer, saluted again in a panic, "My lord priest still has something to do, so I'll go first. Don't worry, what happened just now I will never say it!"

Chuya Nakahara: Meow meow?Girl what are you talking about?

On the other hand, Osamu Dazai hugged Chuya freely and casually waved his hand, signaling the girl to go slowly.

"Chuya, don't worry about your girl's thoughts."

"??? What does this have to do with the girl's mind?"

"Of course there is, let's just say something simple, can you guarantee that you can understand the difference between the lipstick numbers in the cabinet in front of Sister Hongye?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback by this question, remembering that when he was still young, he was pressed by his elder sister for a whole afternoon whether 999 would match her little sleeves or the popular grapefruit color this year.

God knows that before the eldest sister asked, Zhongyuan only knew that grapefruit is a fruit with a very high vitamin content.

Grapefruit color?what is that?Can I eat it?

The Central Plains cadre, who was called the nightmare of the same year by this sentence, nodded with a bluish complexion, agreeing with his arch-enemy for the first time, "Dazai, you may be right."

"Of course, I'm different from the muscular ones."

"Hey, don't push your nose on your face." Don't think he couldn't hear that he was mocking him for his simple mind and strong muscles.

"Wow, you actually figured it out." The slug's IQ is good, but, "Zhongye."

"Ok?"

Unknowingly, he walked to the deserted palace, and Osamu Dazai counterattacked, closing the door of the palace quickly, "I want to check carefully to see if you are a bad cat that stole food."

"Huh? You must have got water in your head." Very straight, he pushed Osamu Dazai away.

"QAQ~ Chuya, you really changed your mind, and you have an affair with that little bitch Inanna." Boom~

"You fucking be normal for me!"

"No, as soon as Chuya came back, other women missed me and ignored me."

After going around and going around, Zhong Yuanzhong finally understood why the man was making trouble.

He let out a long sigh, "You are really capable, Dazai."

"So when you and Gilgamesh were in the same room, why was I okay?"

"That's because Chuya doesn't love me as deeply as I love you!" Osamu Dazai issued a complaint, "Scumbag!"

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong, who was inexplicably dumped, was also exhausted.