[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard this, and he was obviously relieved... no wonder!

Is he really a three-year-old who doesn't know anything?No matter how you look at it, the terrible look I woke up this morning has nothing to do with pure chatting under the quilt, okay?

Feeling that he had been deceived, Zhong Yuan Zhong also frowned, and grabbed the collar of the man in front of him who was pretending to be crazy, "You fucking are..." Want to finish eating and not admit it?

In the playful gaze of the bored man in front of him, Zhong Yuan Zhong also finally realized how intriguing the words he almost blurted out just now, isn't this just an ignorant girl who is looking for someone to take responsibility afterwards!

He clicked his tongue irritably and scratched his hair, "Dazai, do you understand what I mean?"

Osamu Dazai thinks it's really bad, Nakahara Nakaya is really too cute, my God, it's really a suffocating operation.

Do you know how hard it was for him not to laugh.

Although I couldn't eat the little dwarf in one bite yesterday, I managed to eat a half-full Dazai and patted my stomach, saying that adults don't care about the small amount of people, so he doesn't care too much about the awkward little dwarf up.

You have to pay attention to the basics when teasing cats, the little dwarf was so teased that he ran away, who would he cry to when the time comes.

"Oh, Chuya, you are asking me if what happened to us last night?" He handed the ladder to the little dwarf very thoughtfully.

"Tsk..." Zhongyuan Zhong didn't understand why Dazai Osamu's mouth made such a good sentence so awkward.

His kite-colored eyes swept away, and when he saw the green-haired boy passing by the door of the tavern, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, "I have been acting as a bosom brother to the boy last night~"

Look, that's the perfect alibi.

Enkidu was suddenly locked on by two pairs of eager eyes:? ?He just wants to be a simple melon-eating crowd, paddling all the way to Uruk, and completing his mission quietly.

"Enkidu, was this bastard with you the whole time last night?"

Under Osamu Dazai's vague wink, Enkidu nodded with difficulty, "Yes, Mr. Dazai drank with me under the tavern last night."

After all, the upright and pure divine creation was demanded by a dissatisfied man last night for his exercise time.

Enkidu already felt guilty for ruining his friend's good deed, and the man was obviously sleepy and yawned one after another, but he still tried his best to enlighten him.

"If there is anything I can do, please tell me."

Then... no, it's not time to report.Enkidu suddenly understood the meaning of this sentence.

Osamu Dazai silently praised the very upright young man in his heart. Last night he chose to sacrifice his sleep time to talk to his younger generation. It was indeed a good move.

There is no trace of lying in the words Enkidu said, but a little prefix is ​​omitted, for example, Mr. Dazai drank with him in the middle of the night or something.

If only Dazai Osamu said it, Nakahara Chu would definitely not believe it, but in the heart of the young mafia cadre, Enkidu should always be a noble and not lying existence.

He didn't know that the green-haired boy was already in a large group of stains, and those who were close to the ink were black.

But he was still very puzzled, "Strange, why am I so tired when I wake up in the morning?"

Ah, sure enough, the little dwarf is not so easy to fool.

He licked his dry lips nervously, "Chuya, you know what you drink when you're drunk..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard this, and his heart choked up. He probably had a little understanding of his wine taste after drunk from the old man Guangjin and a few of his subordinates who were close to him.

At this sensitive moment, Osamu Dazai mentioned it in that hesitant tone, and the greatest doubt in his heart has gradually dissipated.

When Osamu Dazai pulled up a corner of his clothes, revealing his waist with a few bruises, Dazai didn't need to say much, he asked tremblingly, "Isn't it?"

"Yes, Chuya, that's what you kicked me after getting drunk last night!" The legendary upside-down of black and white must be like this, Dazai Osamu's tone was very resentful, "It's rare that I was kind enough to move you to the bed last night went."

"Yes... sorry..."

"Hmph, Zhong just made such a dry apology, but there is no sincerity at all. How dare a man from Kyushu dare to act?"

Every time Osamu Dazai said a word, Chuya Nakahara lowered his head, it was so embarrassing! ! !I always feel like the kind of social scum who forcibly touches porcelain.

"Chong also shouldn't be looking forward to what will happen to me last night, right?" My little boy, I didn't expect you to be such a person.

"Ah, stop talking, stop talking, you fucking forgot the topic just now!!" Why did he subconsciously put himself on the side of the oppression to think! ! !

"Hey, hey." Finally teased, "But don't worry, Chuya, if one day you want to have sex with me after drinking, I won't refuse after thinking about it~"

"Osamu Dazai!!" It was roaring, more like a guilty milk cat, arching its body in a bluffing manner, making a little milky sound.

Today's Central Plains cadres are very irritable on a beautiful morning.

Today, Mr. Dazai is still bloodied by his own child, ahhh.Did he grow up eating cute? It's so cute.

I have to say that it is very correct that no swordsman came during this trip to a foreign country, otherwise, the idiot that Dazai showed...

Alas, I'm afraid it's not the rhythm of drawing swords and killing the master every minute.

General, wake up, this Mr. Zhongyuan is only a minor!

Enkidu on the side watched Dazai Osamu establish himself as a disadvantaged group in a few words, and shamelessly began to demand compensation from Nakahara Chuya, who had no love in life, to make up for his noble and inviolable character.

He just thinks it's my slaughter.Even he, who witnessed the crime scene, almost mistakenly thought that what he saw last night was an illusion under such a big environment.

It can be said to be very knowledgeable.

This slapstick skill... He has never seen such a brazen person, really.

I heard that Mr. Nakahara and Dazai are still related to each other... um...

He looked at him with affection and compassion, not knowing at all that Chuya Zhongyuan, who would have been wiped out yesterday if it wasn't for his accident, was wiped out.

How should I put it, light a candle for Mr. Zhongyuan, no, it's a row of candles.