[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Master Dazai, are you awake?"

The moment Dazai Osamu regained consciousness, the maid who had been waiting outside hurried in in a rather exotic dress.

Having just experienced a huge time travel, even a man as determined as Dazai Osamu couldn't hide his mental exhaustion, and he looked dispirited.

"What's wrong with you?" The maid looked worriedly at Lord Dazai's pale face and dry lips, and frowned, "Do you need me to invite a witch doctor to diagnose you?"

It's no wonder that the maid was worried about Dazai's physical condition. After all, not long ago, Uruk ushered in a newborn king.He was born extraordinary, the son of Ningsang, the mother of the earth, and possessed two-thirds of his divinity from birth, even from the moment he was born, he was given the name Gilgamesh by the king of gods.

And Dazaiji, a priest deeply trusted by the goddess Ningsang, witnessed the birth of the future king of Uruk, and made an agreement with the goddess to grow the guardian king to be able to be independent. Playing the role of a father.

For the people of Uruk who were in dire straits because of the violence of the previous generation, Dazai-sama who brought the king to this endangered country...

It is their hope of life.

But after Dazai-sama confirmed that the king can be alone, he quietly left.

But now, when the king's behavior became more and more tyrannical, the former hope of the people of Uruk, Mr. Dazai, has returned.

Although I am surprised that Dazai Osamu is still young and handsome after so many years, but...as long as I think that this adult is a sage who is trusted by the goddess Ningsang and taught the way of being a king, there is nothing surprising .

Therefore, facing Mr. Dazai who suddenly fainted during the sacrifice, the maid was naturally extremely cautious, not to mention... this lord is really handsome.

And here Dazai Osamu, after receiving a huge amount of information, it is rare to see a beauty who didn't ask her to die in love at the first time.

During the part-time job, he was swallowed by the space-time tunnel suddenly opened by the government of time, although Foxnosuke gave him an urgent mission from the government to protect the life of Gilgamesh, the fifth generation king of Uruk. destroyed.

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However, at this moment, Osamu Dazai, when he thought of his own identity, a priest who loves and respects Ningsang, the goddess of the earth, for the sake of the goddess, he would not hesitate to leave his country and come to Uruk to act as the second hero of the soul. ?

Thinking again, the appearance of the mighty king in the Holy Grail War...

Ha ha……

The little dwarf I found with great difficulty disappeared again, heartbroken, strike, strike!Report letter does not explain!Still want five-star reviews?hehe.Hasebe, hurry up, find out the template of the report letter, and we will sue that garbage government.

The maid who can break through the siege among the many maids and win the opportunity to take care of Dazai-sama who woke up the first time is naturally not bad at observing words and emotions. There was a little restlessness in the calm eyes.

"Are you looking for Lord Zhongyuan?" the maid asked clearly.

Osamu Dazai:! !That's amazing, you actually appeared at the beginning of the story this time!

"Then, pretty girl, can you tell me where the little dwarf is?"

"Master Dazai, have you forgotten that Lord Zhongyuan, as a dependent of the goddess Inanna, is naturally in the temple of the goddess at this time?"

Subconsciously ignoring Dazai-sama's 'nickname' for Zhongyuan-sama, the maid felt that those people who rumored that Dazai-sama and Zhongyuan-sama had a different temperament were probably blind.

After all, the goddess Dazai believed in was Ningsang. If he wanted to settle in Uruk safely, he still had to hold a sacrifice on the day he became the high priest according to the form to show his loyalty to the goddess Inanna.

However, it is such an important sacrifice, and Dazai-sama, who is the protagonist, suddenly faints. This kind of thing is a crime of disrespect in this era of theocracy.

If one is not handled well, even with the protection of Goddess Ningsang, how easy it is for a god to punish a human being.Even if Goddess Inanna spared Lord Dazai's life for the sake of the mother of the earth, isn't there a good saying, is it inevitable that the death penalty can escape the living penalty?

Whose mortal enemy would go to the goddess to accuse the goddess for the sake of his enemy.

Whose mortal enemy would ask the whereabouts of the enemy the moment he just woke up?

Wait... Osamu Dazai grasped a key word keenly, "How long has Chuya been in the temple?"

Although the maid didn't understand why Dazai-sama, who was not interested in everything from the beginning, would suddenly show such an out-of-control expression, she answered his question honestly, "It should be one day."

The maid who didn't know why was a little envious, "Master Zhongyuan is the most favored by Goddess Inanna, don't worry, the goddess will not make things difficult for Lord Zhongyuan."

Dazai: ...Who would worry about whether the little dwarf will be made things difficult for him? Who would dare to provoke the little dwarf with his heaven-defying force value?

He is more worried about...

I heard that the goddess Inanna is known as a witch because she is the goddess of love and beauty. She is good at bewitching people's hearts and likes to indulge her emotions...

Although this goddess also holds war and power, her evaluation is really not very good.

The general framework of this world is a bit similar to Olympus, and the contact between gods and humans is very frequent.Inanna is known as the female version of Zeus.

This goddess loves a handsome guy.

And in the Central Plains!The dwarf in his family who has been a virgin for most of his life!Didn't I hear that even outsiders know that the goddess Inanna loves this priest very much?As the god of love and beauty, there are basically few men in this world who can resist her charm.

It’s not that Osamu Dazai looked down on Chuya’s concentration, it’s because the two are not in the same rank at all (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ It’s been a day and a night, if Chuya’s efficiency is higher, probably Even have children.

"You and Mr. Zhongyuan have such a good relationship." The maid looked at Mr. Dazai who was hard-spoken and soft-hearted, and expressed emotion.

"Who would have a good relationship with that mackerel/slug."

Two voices came out at the same time, the maid turned her head to look outside the house, and quickly got up to salute, "Lord Zhongyuan."

Zhong Yuanzhong is also wearing a close-fitting outfit, which looks very conservative and capable from the front, but... the designer is very worried and hollows out a large piece of the back, and the well-cut fabric highlights the good figure of this famous beast Come out, the two sexy waist pockets on the back of the waist are almost like a crime.

He strode towards Osamu Dazai, waved his hand casually, and signaled the maid to step back.

The maid who knew it by heart, after confirming that Osamu Dazai was dressed, bowed to the two adults again, and then quietly left.

Osamu Dazai was a little dazed because of his ex-partner's completely different attire, and then his iris-colored eyes shone with a light that he didn't even notice.

However, the Central Plains is also extremely hot.

After defeating the huge sea monster with great difficulty, anyone would find himself in an exotic place with ancient buildings and strange costumes...

And, no matter where you go, there are a lot of people kneeling and saluting.

If it weren't for Zhongyuanzhong to be 100% sure that he is a hot-blooded Kyushu man from the Neon country, he would really think that he is actually a lost prince from a certain country in the Middle East. After many years, he can finally recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors.

Before he could express his emotion, the next second came the news that the high priest, His Highness Dazai, had suddenly fainted during the worship ceremony.

Then the goddess Inanna was furious. As Dazai Osamu's partner, Chuya Nakahara's body was instinctively used to dealing with the mess of a very unreliable man in daily life, so he instinctively went to the goddess temple to ask for forgiveness.

After Zhongyuan Zhongye came out of the temple...

He worked hard in the temple to build your favorability with the immediate boss, Dazai, the first thing you do when you wake up, bastard, is molesting the young lady?

People clerk?

However, before Zhong Yuanzhong also vented his anger, after all, no matter how you look at it, he will appear in weirder and weirder environments in a very short period of time. No matter how you look at it, it can only be Dazai's fault.

Dazai: The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say anything.

The moment Dazai, who was dressed in pure white sacrificial attire, walked into the Central Plains, he immediately grabbed the lost and found little dwarf, and carefully observed him up and down.

In the end, he used his nose uncomfortably. The exquisite and upright nose wing was in Zhongyuan Zhongye's white and delicate neck, sniffing everywhere like a dog confirming the smell.

Nakahara Chuya's clothes today were already close-fitting, and when Osamu Dazai approached him fiercely, he could even convey the heat of Dazai's exhalation to his brain center through the thin tights.

An inexplicable shudder came from the tailbone, and then a firework exploded in the depths of my mind.

"Damn Qingmao, are you a dog?" A bit annoyed, he pushed his partner away from him, "Is this your attitude towards your savior?"

"That's great, Chuya~" For the first time in his life, Dazai Osamu didn't care about the little dwarf's bad words, and he looked like he was still alive after a catastrophe. Regardless of his struggle, he took advantage of his height and hugged his petite ex-partner Into the arms, "The smell of Chuya is still full of virginity, it's so good QAQ~"

Zhongyuan Zhong also heard that there is still something that he doesn't understand, "Tai! Zai! Zhi!"

The supernatural ability [Sorrow by Dirt] was activated, and Zhongyuan Zhong also quickly pulled out the dagger that had been kept close to him, and swung it at the man. You, a bandage waste machine full of yellow waste, you really should die.