[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Caster ran away.

After being stabbed in the kidney by a timid little tiger, he ran away...

It was rare for the five tigers who were entrusted with a heavy responsibility by their aunt to retreat, and they were about to cry, "I'm sorry, Lord Judge..."

"It's okay, Tui Jiang has worked very hard." Gently comforted the restless boy, "Did you get hurt just now? Go back and get it first."

It is simply touching the outstanding representative of Japan's five good aunts.

It is said that the three caves of the cunning rabbit, should it be said that he is the former generalissimo?Even if his character... is a bit idiotic, he still remembers to carve an irreversible teleportation array on his body so that he can escape easily.

If you don't pay attention, you will forget that this is an era when magicians walk everywhere. What a big mistake, Osamu Dazai thought with some annoyance.

Saber was also a little embarrassed, because the sudden appearance of a suspected heroic spirit made her panic for a moment, so she didn't make up the knife immediately, and let Caster go...

The blond noble girl blushed a little and apologized sincerely.

"Beautiful girl, if you really feel sorry, you can die in love with me..." The bright kite-colored eyes flickered, and without hesitation, she grabbed the unsuspecting girl's slender hand, and once again yelled. invite.

After being suddenly approached by a strange man she didn't know very well, under the stress reaction, Saber instinctively fell over her shoulder, and after realizing that this Rider seems to be really not good at force...

Looking at the grinning young man who was thrown on the ground, his face was slightly flushed, "Then I will take my leave too." It was really embarrassing.

Leaving such a sentence, I hurried away.

For a time, only Dazai and his master remained in the huge magic workshop.

Junior Webb kicked Rider, who was lying dead on the ground, with his toe, "Rider, stop pretending, everyone is gone."

A carp stood up, Osamu Dazai was resurrected with full blood, facing the messy scene, "So boy, what do you want to do here?"

"Burn Rider." There was... no hope of salvation.

"Follow your orders~"

But what about the saying?It's not that we don't report, it's just that the time has not come.

Question: If someone stabbed your kidney first and then set your house on fire, what would you do?

Of course, find that person and beat him up.

What if the guy who stabbed your kidney was the same guy who set your house on fire?

Sorry, this is the proposition of whether he is dead or he is dead.

Coincidentally, Marshal Caster Gilles de Rais also thought so.

Successive confession (??) failures, as well as the destruction of the magic workshop, made this rational and insane marshal decide to launch a large-scale forbidden technique desperately to let the so-called gods of this world cast a blind eye on him.

Except for the uncontrollable Berserker, almost all the heroic spirits gathered in Weiyuanchuan.Inspired by Caster, he launched the anti-army treasure [Snail Annihilation Textbook], using himself as the brain of the giant sea monster in the deep sea, and the treasure [Snail Annihilation Textbook] as the core of magic power, and launched a battle called by Gilgamesh. Farce sensation.

And Dazai...

Nozuonodie, whyareyoutry

From the moment he appeared, he gave the hatred value to the Dazai who sucked him to death, and was he trusted by all the heroic spirits? ?gaze.

He raised his hands above his head in a gesture of surrender, "OK, OK, let me attract his attention."

Noble Phantasm [Touken Ranbu]. External activation.

It's a pity that even the polarized short sword master can't fight against the sea monster with both offense and defense in broad daylight.

Especially this sea demon, as long as the magic power continues, it can regenerate infinitely.

"It's like the old ruler is coming again." Facing the little knives who were seriously injured one after another, even if Dazai Osamu's magic power can support it, and once again summon a new polarized knives to appear, but in essence, as long as this sea demon follows Howard Philip Lovecraft of the organization has the same attribute as the [Old Dominator] ability.

Everything is useless.

How did he defeat the organization and complete this impossible task?

Osamu Dazai was lost in thought... It seems, it seems... Maybe... Maybe it was actually the little man who contributed, and he was in charge of controlling the situation?

So, why did he become responsible for full fire after changing time, space and identity?

In a trance, the unpredictable tentacle exuding a filthy aura swung fiercely in Dazai's direction.

"Hey!" Then he was hit by a golden projection that fell from the sky, "Tsk, Dazai, you can still be engrossed on the battlefield, you really..."

Gilgamesh sat on the top of the Vimana, which was made of gold and emeralds, "If you die at this time, the king will lose a lot of joy."

The King of Heroes, who was extremely arrogant to some extent, was unwilling to admit that he was worried about his friends.

And Osamu Dazai didn't even have time to thank him, because Caster's anger grew even stronger after one of his tentacles was easily severed.

In the next moment, he didn't even care about Saber and Lancer who had been trying to break through his magic defense, his mind was full of thoughts, kill that man!

At this moment, the existence of Osamu Dazai is undoubtedly linked to the most hated god of Gilles de Sass.

So Osamu Dazai had to look up at the sky in embarrassment after struggling to escape, "The king over there, can you..."

"No, miscellaneous repair."

Although they are friends, for Gilgamesh, Osamu Dazai in this period is not the same person as he remembers at all, so... "Miscellaneous, can you waste a treasure in the king's treasury to save him?" You should be grateful to Dade. Who gave you the courage to ask the king?"

The oldest hero-king was a virtuous king as well as a tyrant.

"For the sake of your desperate performance, let me just sit down and enjoy it for now." The King of Heroes, who is never too serious to watch the excitement, spoke maliciously to his future friends.

However... without giving Shining more time to watch the movie, Berserker made a strong appearance, and was overbearingly said by Shin, the second child, that it is very good that you have successfully attracted my attention.

Started chasing thousands of miles away.

Tuliu watched Dazai Osamu as Goldfinger left... the river silently vomited blood.Because of the strenuous exercise, Osamu Dazai's body has basically reached its limit, ah, this wave is really a big loss.

The more critical the moment was, the more relaxed Dazai's mind became. I knew it would become like this. When Gaia asked him to take a part-time job, he should have made another big deal.

Just like this, even if he opened the Noble Phantasm 【Touken Ranbu】, it was just delaying time.

He didn't really want his home to be messed up by this deep-sea troll. Afterwards, he had to spend a huge amount of resources on repairing Dazai...

stopped.

If he is defeated by this unreasonable creature and then dies...can he be resurrected?

As soon as this idea popped up, it lingered in Dazai's mind and could not dissipate.

"Try it?"

"Try it."

The first to discover something was wrong was Weber, who was standing on the shore and keeping a close eye on the ever-changing situation, "Rider!"

It's over, if you don't get sick sooner or later, Rider just got sick at this moment.

The huge impact roared towards Dazai's face with a smell of the sea.

"puff……"

Although [Disqualification in the World] can be suppressed in Xingyue's world, it is more like a magic suppressor in more cases.

But after being immune to the innate magic power carried by its tentacles--spiritual pollution, it also has a huge impact. Under this physical impact, it directly knocked Dazai who was facing him into the air for a hundred meters.

The internal organs were shattered, and the next moment the attribute [Immortal] was activated.

The shattering and reorganization of internal organs almost made Osamu Dazai feel cold all over his body.

"Rider, you idiot!" Weber Velvet felt the loss of his own magic power, bit his lower lip secretly, and endured the short-term dizziness caused by the rapid loss of magic power.

"Hey, boy, I was knocked down head-on..." Osamu Dazai retorted as he got up from the ground with a wry smile.

"Didn't you get hit on purpose?"

"Tsk..." Laziness was discovered.

"Rider, be careful!" When Osamu Dazai was joking with the boy, Saber's almost broken voice came from afar.

However, it was still too late, because in the next second, countless tentacles rushed towards Osamu Dazai one after another.

"Young man...you really can't blame me this time..." With a wry smile, he threw Webber, who was trotting all the way, at Saber, "Knight King, my Master..." He couldn't even finish his sentence, and hit him head-on It was in front of him.

The next moment, "rider!"

The surrounding smoke was everywhere, and Waver struggled to get up from the ground, and ran towards Rider who was about to face him head-on from the smoke.

But being grabbed by Saber tightly, even she couldn't guarantee that she could survive 100% under such a powerful attack.

"Master of Rider, I hope you can calm down now."

Now in the past, it is nothing more than another fearless sacrifice.

Osamu Dazai, who was thought by everyone to be in danger... at the moment when the attack came.

The supernatural ability [Dirty Sorrow] activates.

His former partner, one of the five major cadres of the port mafia, had a special ability that belonged exclusively to Chuya of the Central Plains, and at this moment, he activated it.

"Dazai...you are really in a mess." The slightly hoarse voice joked.

What caught my eyes was a dark suit, orange hair tails, and a black top hat that had been ridiculed for being tasteless.

While laughing at his partner, Zhongya, the strongest mafia mafia master, was able to solve the attack very quickly and with ease.And very self-consciously, a princess hugged her partner who was suspected of being seriously injured...

"Emmmm... Dazai, I remember you weren't so heavy last time, right?" Zhong Yuanzhong also tilted the weight in his hand a little uncertainly. Didn't he just go abroad for three months on a business trip? This weight gain It's... a bit unscientific.

Ignoring the partner who seemed a bit awkward, looking at Osamu Dazai who was in a mess all over, and the strange environment around him...

"Is it an enemy attack?" While speaking, Zhong Yuan Zhong also secretly guarded himself.

Dazai who was hugged by the princess: ...Little dwarf, you hug me and go out like this, I don't want to lose face (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Look at what the boy's eyes have become!

Weber: ... I am suspected of being gay, but Rider, who refuses to admit that he thinks he is a straight man in the universe, is not only fine, but was carried out by another handsome and delicate boy for the princess, what should I do?

Of course, prepare a bowl of hot red bean rice to celebrate.A troublesome smile.jpg

Regarding the various abnormal reactions of the little man, Dazai subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but the most important thing now was to get through this crisis.

When Emiya Kiritsugu proposed to break Lancer's Noble Phantasm, the indestructible red rose, so that Saber could release the Anti-Army Noble Phantasm...

A picture of Dazai who looks like I have a dwarf and I am the most proud, smiling at the moment when Lancer is about to break the treasure, "No need, I have a way."

In the puzzled eyes of the heroes.

Dazai showed a pitiful look like a puppy, and pointed at the flamboyant sea monster, "That's him, hate him!"

Having said that, there is no problem that I can't solve by releasing a little dwarf. If there is, I will let the little dwarf open 'dirty'.

Zhong Yuan also raised an eyebrow: "Huh?"

"I'll ask you other questions later, so Dazai, let me confirm with you that our enemy is the monster in the middle of the river, right?"

Putting the defensive short knife back on his leg, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't care about the probing gazes around him, and looked straight into the pair of kite-colored eyes, confirming again.

"Yes, Chuya, that is the enemy this time."

"Rider, I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation, but... this deep-sea troll must be killed with one blow, and destroy the treasure in the hands of Caster hidden in the troll..."

It wasn't that Saber was suspicious... This delicate orange-haired boy who appeared suddenly was mistook by Saber for a new kind of short sword that specialized in assassination and lurking, just like the small short knives that appeared at the beginning.

If it's just an extra swing of the dagger...the result of the whole incident will not be changed in any way.

"Don't worry, young girl, this is really my precious treasure at the bottom of the box. It's a complete anti-army treasure..." half-jokingly comforted the anxious blonde girl, "So far, all the treasures I have ordered There is nothing wrong with the plan."

"Trust the brain of a brain school who relies on brains for food."

"Hey..." Zhong Yuanzhong, who was warming up beside him, also sneered, "So Dazai, is this why you were beaten so embarrassingly?"

What a fancy excuse.

"Chuya, we don't have time." Before the deep-sea troll stepped out of the river, he still had to rely on the treasure in Caster's hand [Snail-Yancheng Textbook] to obtain the magic power needed for his own actions.

But once he stepped on the surface of the river, the vitality of all creatures on the ground would rely on forbidden techniques to transform into the magic power needed by the deep-sea trolls.

"Huh?" As soon as he landed, Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't even have time to figure out what happened, clicked his tongue angrily, "Then what do you want me to do?"

"That troll in Chuya... After all, one hit kills him, pulling that disgusting dead fish eye out of it..."

Faced with Osamu Dazai's rare scrutiny, Nakahara Nakaya's deep blue eyes looked straight at his rare serious partner, "Are you trying to use 'dirty'?"

"Yes, Chuya." The man said the plan from his own mouth for the first time.

"Tsk. You're really going to find me something to do." The violent mafia cadre gave a flying kick, and then Osamu Dazai squatted down to avoid it.

"If you don't give me a good explanation later..."

Striding forward, Zhongyuan Zhongye's 'dirty' state was activated, and at the same moment, dirty dark red scars quickly climbed up from his neck.The hat on the top of the head and the coat draped over the shoulders were blown away by the fully opened air current in the 'dirty' state at that moment.

At this moment, the Central Plains was just like the noble and powerful Ling Yueji in his memory, not so much a human, but more like a roaring beast.

"Boom——" the condensed gravity factor hit the deep sea troll that had come to the river bank and moved slowly.

The ability to regenerate at super speed and make all the heroic spirits annoyed, in front of those little black balls...

It was like meeting a natural enemy.

But after a while, the figure of Caster, who had been hiding in the deepest part, was finally revealed to everyone...

"What the hell is this..."

"I said it was my real bottom of the box... What I really want to say... um... the treasure [Central Plains Chuya]? Anti-military grade treasure, no mana consumption, self-awareness, filthy state can be controlled The surrounding gravity factor increases its own quality density, and the compressed gravity bullet is a dark space that can devour all qualities..."

Osamu Dazai was as excited as a two-hundred-pound child... He took Weber's hand and started chattering.

Weber: ...Oh, bring me my sunglasses, dad won't eat this bowl of dog food.

"Chuya...kill him."

Following Dazai's whisper, Nakahara Chuya swooped down, forming a huge air current and impact, and fell straight down.

Osamu Dazai, who was counting the time, saw this... strode forward, "It's over, Chuya."

[Disqualification in the World] activated.

"Sleep, partner."

Then...the next second...Under the terrified gaze of young Weber, a huge black hole suddenly appeared behind Dazai Osamu, as if consciously choking Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya.

At the last second of losing consciousness, Osamu Dazai:? ? ?Report letter!Report letter!A report letter must be written!