[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The first of the ten unsolved mysteries of the Western Kingdom has been occupied by the prototype of Lord Zhongyuan for more than a hundred years.

The relevant speculations have never stopped.

So far, it can be roughly divided into two aspects.The human form of the monster is also related to its original form. With Chuya Nakahara's (crossed out) petite (crossed out) body, quick movements, and... orange hair, it is estimated that it may be a family of leopard cats.

Although, as soon as this statement came out, it was spurned by all the monsters.Your leopard cat didn't help your own clansmen when it first appeared on the stage, but instead directly pissed off the same clansmen?

The existence of the same two enemies these days, you tell me that they can coexist peacefully? ?

Just kidding?

But it has been a long time, watching Ling Yueji and Zhongyuan Zhong also have a loving interaction (?), the theory of true love has gradually risen, coupled with the influence of strange novels in the human world, this type of "Subverting the Demon World Just for You", " The Domineering Queen's Caring Kitten" and so on, I can't poke the cuteness of those young female monsters with "dreams".

Of course, I can't understand Zhongya Zhongya, who see him as a thorn in the side, and the kind of monsters who have thorns in their flesh will not think so. They even spread maliciously everywhere. He never revealed his original form because his original form was too ugly to be seen by others.

In the past, the Central Plains would not take these malicious words in their hearts, they were just the comfort of the loser's heart.

but!Now, after repeated blows, he was not so sure. Maybe it was really because he was dissatisfied with his original form that he subconsciously forgot such an important thing? ?

"Yes, Chuya, you have complained to me more than once about why you are a slug."

Ah, the juvenile Zhongya is simply the highest creation of the gods, and it can't be better to tease!

"Heh." The blue eyes cast lightly on the man whose body was wrapped in bandages two-thirds, "I'm relieved when you say that." Sure enough, I didn't need any guilt at all for beating him up yesterday. This man is still running the train with his mouth full until now, ha ha.

"Hey, is my credibility in Chuya's heart so low?"

If you meet someone with a little weak concentration, and face the sick and weak youth full of grievances, you will really give up your principles every minute. However, for the ruthless Mr. Beast, I'm sorry, this trick is useless, "Yes, there is no Credibility."

"QAQ~ It's too much, oh Zhongya."

"Then, Osamu Dazai, the judge of the gods, can you tell me what you came to Xiguo for?" A straight ball was shot.

"It's really scary, Chuya." That's why he hates slugs, the unscientific intuition, "I thought I was covering it up well, what's wrong?"

Very disgusted, he pushed away the brown head that suddenly approached Osamu Dazai, "Huh? You think you've covered it up well? Is it just your eyes that compare goods?"

Nakahara Zhong also swore that it was fine to be observed with the eyes of people looking at the goods, and looked at unknown people through his figure from time to time, with a subtle dislike.

Just like that, the man in front of him was still inexplicably wronged, he shrugged his head in a sluggish way, and spread it on the table like a salted fish in big characters.

Who is wronged (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

"Of course it's me, Chuya." Osamu Dazai stood up from the table, and the rogue that he could create before has faded away. At this time, he is more like the mafia that has not yet left the port mafia. The young cadre said, "I came to this time and space because of Chuya's wishes."

"!!"

Because he was so surprised, Nakahara Chuya's cat's pupils were slightly opened, and with that bright orange low ponytail, it was a living orange cat that was frightened and its hair was growing up.

I haven't seen this wonderful scenery since Chuya was 15 years old. I really miss it.

Under Chuya's questioning eyes, Osamu Dazai blinked in distress, tilted his head, um... began to take off his coat.

Nakahara Chuya: "!!" Big sister nodded, look, there are perverts here!

After Osamu Dazai took off his light-colored coat, he pushed aside the tightly wound white bandages little by little, revealing a sickly pale skin that hadn't seen the sun all year round. In the eyes of the little dwarf who was almost terrified, he ignored his struggles. , mercilessly put his petite hand on his heart, "Chuya, do you feel it?"

Whether it is a cadre of the port mafia before amnesia, or a fierce beast cub that inexplicably shrunk after amnesia, they are all... still innocent great magicians, this kind of stimulation...

For Zhongyuan, Cub, Chuya, who was especially well protected by Ling Yueji in some respects, it was so exciting that he even forgot that as long as he wanted to, about the 0.5 goose fighting scum like Osamu Dazai, He can hit ten realities with one hand.

Subconsciously, he followed the man's thinking.

"Yes, that's it, Chuya." As if treating a beloved lover, Osamu Dazai showed unprecedented patience and taught the ignorant cub, "Calm down, do you feel it? We come from the depths of our blood." Contracts don't lie."

Like the white snow stained red with blood, Nakahara Chuya's face seemed to be on fire. Due to the perennial suicide, even though he was artificially raised for several years, Dazai Osamu's body temperature was still lower than that of ordinary people.

And what corresponds to it is his boiling blood, that fragile but vibrant heart, and the contract that comes from the soul that comes from the same origin as him.

As long as Zhong Yuanzhong is willing, he can touch the man's heart with a slight twist of his fingers, and then take out his heart according to his initial thought, and observe whether the man's heart is as he imagined , pitch black like black ink.

Osamu Dazai seemed completely unaware of the dwarf's dangerous thoughts, his handsome face was even a little silly, like a child who wanted to share his treasured toys with his best friend, his whole body exuded a pleasant atmosphere.

It's inexplicable that Mr. Ominous Beast from the Western Kingdom thinks such a man is so cute? ?

So much so that he couldn't help standing on tiptoe slightly, following his inner thoughts, stretched out his free left hand, and stroked the man's slightly curly brown hair.

Feel...unexpectedly good!

Dazai, who was really taken aback by Chuya's unguarded behavior, widened his peach eyes, and his silly appearance directly made Nakahara Chuya burst out laughing.

The vengeful man narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Chuya, is it that funny?" Then he yanked the little man forward.

Unsuspecting Zhong Yuanzhong was also pulled in this way, and subconsciously jumped back to avoid it, but his feet were entangled by the straps under his feet.

There was a loud bang, adhering to the belief of dying together, at the moment of falling to the ground, the fierce beast of Xiguo displayed the acumen trained on the battlefield, and grabbed the trousers of the man who was watching.

Successfully obtained a human flesh cushion, reducing the direct impact.

Then... "What are you doing!" The cold voice pierced from the door like a drawn sword.

"Foolish and insignificant human beings, die."

Following the words, there was an ominous green whip that swung straight in the direction of Osamu Dazai.