[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

On one side is the cute and deceitful Miss Rabbit, and on the other side is the fierce force of the West Country who, according to the interrogator, has always claimed that there is an ulterior relationship between the two of them. beast.

Looking at Chuya Zhongyuan, who was showing a faint tendency to explode, according to the force value that the adult erupted yesterday, California Qingguang weighed the difference in force value between the two in his heart, and was instantly as quiet as a chicken.

Bow your head to the evil forces of the Western Kingdom.

Nakahara Nakaya pushed open the door and saw the scene where Osamu Dazai was flirting with Miss Rabbit Spirit like a master of romance, he just felt a pain in the head.

I looked at the long ears and raised them up. They were originally bright red eyes. After being teased by Dazai Osamu, they were about to bleed. The shy and Nadeshiko-like bunny spirit, this time not only hurts in the head , My stomach hurts a little too.

Miss Rabbit Jing looks very cute and sweet, and she also has a pretty cute name, but unfortunately, after peeling off the snow-white rabbit skin, she is black-hearted.

Man-eating rabbits, one of the specialties of the Western Kingdom, are petite, small and weak regardless of whether they are human or original, but they are the main force on the battlefield of the Western Kingdom!

After all... There are 360 ​​five days and nights in a year for a creature like a rabbit spirit, and people are in a special period that cannot be described for 360 and six days.And...according to the super reproductive ability of the rabbit spirit, you have no idea how many powerful elders stand behind a weak lady rabbit spirit.

The brothers and sisters behind my little bunny can circle the earth three times together!

What's more... Miss Sister's strength value is already off the charts, not all white rabbits can be called man-eating rabbits!

As for Dazai Osamu, who is so small, he doesn't know how he can stand up to the cannibal rabbit lady a few times.

In the next second, Mr. Zhong Yuan finally realized, wait, why should he worry like an old lady?If Dazai was eaten by Miss Rabbit Jing, he deserved it!

After quickly building up in his heart, Zhongyuan Zhong also quickly entered the melon-eating crowd mode, waiting for the final big reversal, and very familiarly began to invite Fu Sangshen, who was as quiet as a chicken, to sit down and eat melons.

On the contrary, California Qingguang is not calm anymore. Not only did the long-prepared Shura Field not appear, Zhong Yuanzhong, who is another party involved in the incident, also started chatting with California Qingguang very warmly and hospitablely.

I have to say that Nakahara Chuya's character is hard to hate.

He is bold and cheerful but knows how to take care of others. His temper is a little bit irritable, but it does not give people the feeling of recklessness. In addition, the topics discussed in Zhongyuan Zhongyuan are mostly anecdotes among famous names from various countries over the years, or Some unknown monsters have strange abilities.

Coupled with the addition of his exquisite appearance, California Qingguang felt that this fierce beast of the Western Kingdom, Lord Zhongyuan, must have been blind before he lost his memory, so he fell in love with his family's soft food judge at first sight, even handing over his real name up.

Wait... When talking about eating soft food, he remembered that Xiaohu Maruden once mentioned that there is an unlimited black card on the God Judge, which is suspected to be a breakup fee given by his predecessor in this world...

This... um... coupled with the fiery Miss Rabbit Spirit I'm talking to Dazai-sama now, it's no longer a matter of two boats.For a while, looking at this immature and delicate young man, he couldn't help but be filled with pity, alas, who didn't meet a few scumbags when he was young?

Although his aunt seems to be very scum_(:з)∠)_.

Probably because of the god judge, California Qingguang is now full of guilt when facing Zhongye in the Central Plains, and hopes that he can make up for one or two.

However, in Honmaru, he is not the master who takes care of others, and more often he has to be taken care of by Yamato Mori, who is also Okita's love sword. The biggest role of Honmaru is to be a mascot of a quiet and handsome man? ?

The positioning is so clear that when he suddenly wants to please someone, he doesn't know how to please him.

"Master Zhongyuan, do you want to paint your nails with me?" As he spoke, he showed Zhongya Zhongya his latest bright red nail polish, "Look, it's pretty."

California Qingguang's fingers are already slender, and I pay great attention to the maintenance of this aspect. The ten fingers are trimmed and round and cute, with bright bright red, I have to say, they are really beautiful.

Zhong Yuanzhong also expressed his high praise for California nails with his straight male aesthetics, and rejected his proposal very moved.

He didn't quite understand why the good Western Odd Records suddenly turned into a group of girlfriends and a spa appointment together, and discussed the most popular lipstick numbers nowadays.

"That's it..." Kali Qingguang was a little disappointed, his whole head was raised up, if An Ning Zai, he would not be as clumsy as him, right? Okita-kun discarded him back then, and it was not without reason.

"However, if Mr. An Ding likes it, I do know that there is an old woman in a store in Xiguo. It is said that when she was young, she went to the Tang Dynasty on a boat traveling east of Daming City. It is said that Tu is good at Kodan." Zhongyuan Zhong didn't even think about it. , "If Mr. California likes it, why don't I take you there next time."

Even if he doesn't accept it, Zhongyuan Zhongye's broad mind is willing to understand those seemingly inappropriate personal hobbies.

California Qingguang: (ω), the favorability suddenly exploded.

On the other end, Osamu Dazai, who was rejected by the young lady with a smile, turned around and saw Fusangshin who wanted to stick himself to Nakaya before he could feel sad.

Osamu Dazai: "..." What exactly happened just now, why did the two people who had just met and were still at war, already make an appointment to go shopping tomorrow?

It was as if the anime I was chasing suddenly jumped from the first episode to the tenth episode. Not only was Osamu Dazai very confused at this time, he even felt a little green on his head.

Careless, in the face of a mature, gentle and considerate big sister, Zhong Ye may act like a young boy, but!When facing a cute junior, that kind of boyfriend power that is invisible...

Looking at Kiyomitsu, who had already been captured successfully, it was Osamu Dazai's turn to have a stomach ache.

#西国的风，是谁色色#

#If you want to live well, you must have more green on your head#

"California gentleman can't do it~" Bounced over, with the only intact left hand, mercilessly tore off the Fu Sangshen hanging on Zhongya Zhongye, and threw it aside like trash, "I want to Drink the iced drink I saw yesterday~"

"Oh! But it's super hot now~" California Qingguang didn't want to run half a street to buy a glass of iced drink on a hot day, so that his whole body would be wet with sweat, okay?It's not cute at all, and he rejects it in his heart.

Before he could say the words of refusal, the pair of iris-colored eyes stared straight at California Qingguang, who seemed to be staring into the abyss.

"Mr. California~Remember to put more ice~" It was as if the man who just threatened with his eyes was not himself.

My family's judge doesn't seem to be, he's just a showman, what should I do.

Chuya Nakahara didn't know about the momentary eye contact between Dazai Osamu and California Kiyomitsu, watching the gods being driven by humans, "tsk." Sure enough, Shinto has also fallen. , he already knew that an aunt would have countless ways of getting along with each other at the same time.

It has to be said that Shinto is really dead.

Osamu Dazai naturally knew what Nakahara Chu was feeling. To be honest, after he figured out the so-called government work process, he was very curious as to why such a hot organization management model has not yet closed down.

Regardless of character, those who only look at spiritual power will call ordinary boys and girls to Honmaru without any training at the same time, let them come into contact with the beautiful Fusangshen who completely depends on these boys and girls for their existence , and artificially rated the rarity of the gods.

Where did they get the courage to talk about gods?

"Chuya doesn't look at me all the time, but I will be lonely." He joked half-truthfully.

"Huh?" It's hard to imagine that there would be someone with such a thick skin. Who on earth has been hooking up with Miss Rabbit in the first place? Could it be possible not to be so proficient in using the skill of beating her up?

"Is Chuya jealous?" He intentionally misinterpreted Chuya Nakahara's meaning, and then continued on without waiting for the little man to defend himself, "But it's obviously wrong, it's true, forget me , someone kindly told Zhongye’s prototype, you still beat me up like this!”

Holding up his hand with plaster cast, Osamu Dazai accused the man of atrocities in his voice.And successfully made Zhongyuan Zhong also recall the farce yesterday, and the behavior of the eldest sister throwing him over as if watching the excitement, which made him inexplicably angry.

"If you didn't talk nonsense, I would beat someone?"

"But what I said is the truth!" Now that he has already played, Mr. Dazai decided to play a big one, so that Chuya can't remember anything, and he won't give the little man who is already so angry that he is about to jump a chance to speak. , "Zhongye is small and black, of course it is a slug."

"Also, on my birthday, Chuya gave me a little slug! He said seeing it was like seeing me! As a result, you disappeared the next day, big liar!" Mr. Zhongyuan, who was calm and self-possessed, was blown out.

Of course, the fact is that on his last birthday before he left the port mafia, Mr. Little Slug’s very proud towing company airlifted him a whole box of alive and kicking mackerel, and expressed the hope that Osamu Dazai would be able to stand among many of his kind. I feel the love of my companions in Yunyun.

But... the same sentence, who made Zhongyuan Zhongye not remember anything ┑(￣Д￣)┍.

As for Osamu Dazai's ability to talk nonsense in a serious manner, it may not be certain if he is an adult in the Central Plains, but right now, it is enough to deal with Mr. Ominous Beast in the West Country.

At least now, Mr. Zhongyuan has really started to think about his race, is it really a slug?And... the self before amnesia was probably really blind.