[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Akutagawa finally got into a fight with Nakajima.

It was not because Nakahara Chuya looked at Atsushi Nakajima differently, nor was it because Mr. Dazai praised Nakajima.

In other words, these are just incentives.

Because it is the wedding of the most important Dazai-san and the senior Nakahara who has been taking good care of him, Ryunosuke Akutagawa's patience is much higher than Atsushi Nakajima imagined.

At least several times, [Rashomon] was ready to go, but Akutagawa endured it under the fear of Atsushi Nakajima.

until the wedding day.

As Mr. Dazai said, his wedding with Nakahara Chuya must have shocked the whole of Yokohama.

Two-time celebrities in business and politics, leaders of major gangs, and...

Randomly pick out big monsters of any age who can be the ancestors of anyone present here.

It can be said to be unprecedented.

For these old monsters, Akutagawa and Nakajima, two flower girls who are too big for humans, are probably the difference between 1 and 2 years old in their eyes.

They even kindly took out the fruit candies that teased the cubs from their pockets and stuffed them into the hands of the two little guys.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

Be patient, all this is for Mr. Dazai's approval.This is the experience Mr. Dazai gave me.

You don't even need to look up, just feel the resentment beside you, Atsushi Nakajima can probably guess what Akutagawa is thinking.

Unlike Mr. Zhongyuan, who has a powerful family that spans all walks of life, Mr. Dazai, who can be called an elder...

After thinking about it carefully, in order not to regret his wedding, he called the president.

I hope President Fukuzawa Yukichi can act as a facade for him temporarily on his wedding day.

Until Kunikida came to the hotel for the wedding in Dazai's wedding invitation wearing a black suit, he still couldn't react.

That Dazai is really going to get married?And the president is also his witness?Isn't today April [-]st?

When he saw two flower girls in white suits at the door with dead faces, Kunikida thought, yes, this is very good.

"Ah, Kunikida-san~"

On the other hand, Atsushi Nakajima has probably broken the jar. When he saw the guests, he immediately greeted the guests enthusiastically, "Ranpo-san and the president are already here, you can come in first~"

After Mr. Zhong Yuan paid half of his salary in advance, looking at the string of zeros behind the passbook that had never exceeded four digits, Mr. Hu, a man worth 70 billion in the black market, finally understood that money can really do whatever you want.

As long as he thinks of the string of zeros, let alone a flower girl, he can wear even women's clothes!

"Oh, garbage."

Akutagawa walked past Atsushi Nakajima lightly, and sprinkled roses on his face, and walked past him with great disdain.

On the whole, apart from a few small episodes, the entire wedding scene was carried out in an orderly and orderly manner.

Except for some guy who suddenly gets nervous.

Fifteen hours before the wedding, Osamu Dazai slipped into the waiting room of another protagonist in a white suit tailored by hand with a cold blue brooch pinned to his chest.

Corresponding to Osamu Dazai is the clothing of Mr. Nakahara, which perfectly shows the waist that can be held by one hand and the full and explosive thighs. The white suit of the same series is more concise and generous.

Except for the gold-plated cuff buttons corresponding to Mr. Dazai, there is no slight resemblance, but they are similar everywhere.

Osamu Dazai plucked a budding iris from a vase at the side, and put it in the pocket on Mr. Nakahara's chest.

"Chuya, do you really not regret marrying me?"

"Osamu Dazai, are you fucking trying to escape marriage?" Mr. Nakahara asked fiercely without even turning his head.

"Chuya, why do you think so?"

"Ah."

If your married partner asked you this question no less than a hundred times in the half month before the wedding, probably a normal person would think about it.

Mr. Dazai, who was not appeased, was a little dissatisfied with his lover's attitude, he curled his lips, "If I really plan to escape marriage, what will you do, Chuya?"

"I will break your leg bones one by one, break your tendons and hamstrings, and then tie you up with a chain, and drag you to the wedding hall."

After uttering bloody words lightly, Mr. Nakahara turned around, "How about it, Dazai, do you think this way is good?"

"..."

It's probably not normal for me to expect this single-celled creature to say some sweet words of love.

The faint uneasiness in Mr. Dazai's heart was calmed down.

It's incredible.

"Then, my mermaid prince, the twelve o'clock bell is about to ring. Would you like me to take you through this journey together?"

Like an affectionate knight in a tuxedo, he pulled out his delicate sword and vowed to fight for his mermaid prince.

This appearance really disgusted Mr. Zhongyuan, no, or there was still a little bit of heartbeat.

As Dazai himself said, as a person who depends on his appearance, he is really good at using his appearance.

The improved wedding did not have the scene where the father handed over the daughter to the man in the traditional model, until Osamu Dazai held the hand of Mr. Nakahara and came to the wedding scene amidst the flowers scattered by the flower girls, everything was so beautiful together .

Then, he raised his head and saw Maffia's current boss, his teacher Sen Owai, who was dressed as a priest, with a solemn expression and a teardrop in the corner of his eye.

If Mr. Nakahara, who had been expected for a long time, was holding him tightly, Osamu Dazai would have turned around and fled immediately.

As if he thought he wasn't disgusting enough, he watched the two newcomers walk slowly to Sen'ouwai in front of him, couldn't even hold back, took out his handkerchief, and wiped his teardrops that couldn't help falling down.

Then he adjusted the microphone with red eyes, and coughed lightly, "I am very glad that I am standing here today, witnessing the wedding of my most proud disciple and the most outstanding subordinate."

"Oh my God, this is really disgusting." Mr. Dazai who was standing in the audience heard that Mori Ougai had recalled the scene when he first met the thin Dazai, and he cursed in a low voice, "Chuya, I really Can't you beat the boss?"

"Wake up, Dazai, you can't beat the boss." Mr. Zhongyuan paused, "Unless you want to experience [Golden Yaksha], I don't mind you going."

Yes, Koyo Ozaki, who had faintly noticed the strange movement on Osamu Dazai's side, quietly made a killing move where no one was paying attention.

At her only brother's wedding scene, all problems can't be problems!

Osamu Dazai has personal emotions?

Yes, but please hold me back, thank you.

"Do you understand Dazai?"

"Yes, I understand." It can be said to be very sensible.

Sen Ouwai noticed the small movements of the two of them, he blinked, and teased, "It seems that our two newcomers can't wait, and don't want to listen to the old man's nagging."

"Hahaha."

There was a burst of good-natured laughter in the hall.

The veins on Mr. Dazai's forehead popped out. It can be said that after many years, the boss is still accurate in how to disgust him.

Finally got to the last step of exchanging rings.

A handsome man with long silver hair came in, "Wait a minute!"

"???"

Atsushi Nakajima carefully looked at the silver-haired man who looked like a nobleman, and the child with caramel eyes and black curly hair held by his right hand, and took a deep breath.

Could this be the legendary marriage snatching?

What's more, the child's hair color, face shape and eyes are surprisingly similar to this...

Suspicious eyes glanced at Osamu Dazai, and Atsushi Nakajima felt that he had discovered something important.

"Sesshomaru, don't think about it, Chuya is already married to me, (you) are impossible!"

Mr. Dazai took the oath of sovereignty with the appearance of a winner in life, but because of the neglect of the most critical subject of the sentence just now, it has to be said that it has already made all the guests think differently.

"Sesshomaru, what are you going to do?" Lingyue Xianji shouted, and then she was in a daze, and when she realized it, there was a limp child in her hand that still exuded the fragrance of milk.

The child who didn't realize what happened just now clapped his chubby little hands and said sweetly to Fairy Lingyue, "Grandma!"

Immortal Fairy Lingyue: "??"

No, wait, if you observe carefully, the child's smell is actually a bit like Sesshomaru!

So this is really Sesshomaru's child?

And at the moment when Fairy Lingyue was stunned, Sesshomaru had already pulled out a poisonous whip with an ominous green aura.

"Osamu Dazai, I told you, let's fight!"

If he wanted to marry Zhong Ye, did he think that it would be enough to pass the test of his mother?

Before the war was about to spread, Nakajima, the little flower boy, and Tun had quietly retreated to the edge, being a quiet melon-eating crowd, oh, love begets hatred?

Dazai-san is really brave. The strength value of the men he provoked is getting higher and higher.

The hard marble slab cracked instantly with a whip, and even made a rustling sound. Atsushi Nakajima gasped, what a brave man.

The fighting madman Kamui who has always been very restrained, after Sesshomaru showed his poisonous whip, his eyes turned red instantly, and regardless of Jiang Hua's obstruction, he willfully joined the melee.

And the infected Akutagawa Ryunosuke threw the flower basket to Higuchi who was beside him, looked around and found the target, and activated [Rashomon], "Human Tiger!"

It can be said that it was a melee.

Amidst the gunpowder smoke, Mr. Dazai saw the right moment, quietly pulled Chuya Nakahara's wrist, and walked away from the battlefield.

I sincerely thank Kamui, who has become red-eyed, for blocking the knife, making Sesshomaru too busy to take care of himself.

Amidst the chaotic screams and the rumbling sound of the wall collapsing, Mr. Dazai took out the red velvet box that he always carried with him from Zou Baba's trousers, took out a simple men's diamond ring, and knelt down on one knee, " Is Mr. Nakahara willing to marry Dazai Osamu until the end of his life, no matter whether he is poor or healthy, or for any reason?"

"Of course! Dazai." Nakahara Chuya stretched out his left hand to signal the man with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "You can put the ring on me now."

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A follow-up: After the chaos finally ended, the four sisters who finally realized that the two bridegrooms were missing.

"People!!"

"Um... Mr. Dazai seems to be writing. I left a note in my pocket, saying that he and Mr. Nakahara went on their honeymoon, so there is no need to look for them."

"What, Renhu, Mr. Dazai actually left you a note?"

The supernatural ability [Luo Biological] is ready to go again, "Surrender to death, you trash!"

"Wait...wait, isn't the most important thing now is to find Dazai-san and the others!!"

Ozaki Hongye doesn't care about the fight between the two flower girls, what is more troublesome is the identity of the child who is smiling innocently in the arms of Fairy Lingyue.

"Little guy, what's your name?"

"Big sister, my name is Yamimaru."

"Sister?" Koyo Ozaki smiled, then nodded affirmatively, yes, at his age, there is absolutely nothing wrong with Yayamaru calling her sister.

"Then do you know Sesshomaru?"

Yamimaru, whose mouth was full of crumbs while holding Daifuku, nodded, "Well, it's Uncle!"

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In the second follow-up, Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakahara, who had eloped in a sense, came to the pier before they even had time to change into their snow-white suits.

"Hey, Dazai, you should have nothing to hide from me, right?"

"Of course!"

"Wouldn't a handsome man suddenly appear and throw himself on the ground to call you master?"

"...Of course!" Osamu Dazai always felt that Chuya's ice blue eyes seemed to see through something.

"Really? This is the best..." Good.

Before the good words were spoken, a black hole appeared out of thin air behind Osamu Dazai, and then...

"General, it's really rude, we didn't catch up with your wedding!"

"Hahaha, it's okay Yaken-san, if the wedding didn't catch up this time, there will be another one!"

Turning his head mechanically, "No, Chuya, listen to my explanation!"

"Go to hell, you bloody mackerel!!"