[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Hi, hello, this is the Armed Detective Agency, who are you looking for?"

"Yo~ Dunjun, hearing your tone, how are you doing recently?"

Originally, Atsushi Nakajima, who had to answer the phone only because everyone in the Armed Detective Agency was busy, jumped up when he heard the familiar tone.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Nakajima shut up, it's too noisy." Kunikida, who was busy with his work, protested without raising his head.

"Yes... I'm sorry senior, but, but this is Dazai-san's call?"

"what?"

Mr. Dazai on the other end of the phone line only heard the sound of footsteps in a hurry, and the phone was changed.

"Osamu Dazai!! You still know how to call back?? Do you know how long you have been gone? Do you know that you have lost all your work to me!! Do you know that this has completely disrupted my perfect plan! !!"

Osamu Dazai could imagine the appearance of Kunikida's fire-breathing dragon through the phone.

After exchanging hands with the mobile phone, he leaned lazily on the pillar and comforted him nonchalantly, "Well, Kunikida-san, these are not important."

"Huh? It's not important? The work of Dazai Detective Agency is not important anymore, so what do you say is important?"

"For example..." Deliberately elongating the tone, Mr. Dazai smiled viciously, "For example, my wedding date?"

"what??!!"

"Yes." An affirmative voice came from the other end of the phone, "Kunikida-san, prepare the gift money, it will be about this month."

"Wait...wait, who are you marrying?"

"Married?" Everyone in the detective agency, who had pretended to be concentrating on their work, couldn't pretend anymore, and they were all surprised by this shocking surprise.

"Chuya~"

He hung up the phone with a snap, completely ignoring the Armed Detective Agency, which was about to explode at this time.

Staring dizzily at the busy microphone as if out of his body, Kunikida felt that he needed to slow down.

Unfortunately, the entire Armed Detective Agency likes to watch the excitement and don't want to let go of such a big gossip. He jumped out of the pile of snacks on the table like a cat, squinted his eyes and leaned in front of Kunikida, "Hey, hey Kunikida-san, who is Dazai going to marry?"

"No, Ranpo-san, this might be a joke..."

Until now, Kunikida has rejected this absurd news.

"Then let me guess~"

Under Kunikida's horrified gaze, Ranpo decisively pulled out his eyes and activated the special ability [Super Reasoning].

"The thing that surprised you so much must be because you know the person Dazai said."

"And, it's the most unlikely option."

"Some time ago, after Dazai disappeared, Maffai's Akutagawa Ryunosuke led a small force to search around Yokohama for the whereabouts of Nakahara Chuya, one of the five cadres."

Observing the slight change in Kunikida's expression after he said the name of the person, Mr. Ranpo declared the case closed, "So, that person is Maffia's missing cadre, Nakahara Nakaya, right!"

"But Ranpo-san, I think Osamu Dazai is just joking with me." Kunikida insisted, "You should know, that man..."

"No, Kunikida-san." Ranpo pressed his hands down, signaling him to calm down, "My [Super Reasoning] tells me that this is all true."

"..."

Silence, silence is butei tonight.

Atsushi Nakajima thinks that this world is probably fantasy, why the long-disappeared Mr. Dazai's first call announcing his comeback is to say that he is going to get married?

And he married that excellent Mr. Zhongyuan.

He quietly withdrew from the debate among the seniors, silently took out his mobile phone, opened the address book, and dialed a phone number he knew by heart.

Just when Atsushi Nakajima thought the call would not be connected, there was finally a coughing sound from the other end of the phone, "Human tiger?"

"Hey, Akutagawa, let me ask you something. Did senior Zhongyuan find it?"

"Huh?" Akutagawa raised his eyebrows lightly, "This has nothing to do with you, right? Have you forgotten that we stand independently from each other?"

Akutagawa felt like he was crazy to answer this boring phone call.

As if anticipating Akutagawa's reaction on the other end of the phone, Nakajima Atsushi said quickly, a quarter of an hour before Akutagawa hung up, "We're looking for Mr. Dazai."

He pinched Akutagawa's weakness.

"Where is it! Where is Dazai-san!"

"He was with Mr. Zhongyuan." He moved the phone away a little bit, the sound just now made his eardrums hurt, "And the two of them are getting married."

After growling these words, Atsushi Nakajima quickly hung up the phone.

This kind of "ruining the three views" should of course be shared with others.

After 10 minutes, looking at the Butei people who were already thinking about how many red envelopes should be included, Nakajima silently covered his shriveled wallet. He felt that this was really a fucking reality.

Then, he got a call.

"Renhu, come down."

"Where are you?" Carefully covering the receiver, Atsushi Nakajima looked around vigilantly.

"In that dark alley downstairs."

After trotting all the way downstairs, in just a split second, before he had time to say hello, he was pushed into the black business car that had been waiting for a long time.

Atsushi Nakajima was on guard for a while, and when the supernatural ability [Moonbeast] was ready to go, Ryunosuke Akutagawa opened the rear compartment with his hands in his pockets, and sat beside him.

"What do you mean Akutagawa!"

"Shut up!" Akutagawa coughed with his fist on his lips, "This is all..."

"Let me tell you, Don-kun~"

The man in the passenger seat turned his head and greeted him with a smile, "Yo, it's been a long time since I saw you, Dunjun. I'm relieved to see that you are still so energetic."

"Dazai-san!"

"Shut up, Renhu, how dare you talk to Lord Dazai like this!"

The constantly receding scenery outside the window made Atsushi Nakajima gradually calm down, "What do you want to do?"

"Atsushi-kun, do you know?" Mr. Dazai didn't intend to answer this question, instead, he introduced the details of his marriage with Nakaya to Atsushi Nakajima with great interest.

"Sister Hongye has already sent invitations to the heads of various organizations and groups in Yokohama. According to past experience, the scale of my marriage with Chuya is probably not lower than that of the boss."

"so?"

"At that time, the wedding gift money was at least this amount." Osamu Dazai drew a number, and it was not surprising to hear Atsushi Nakajima gasp.

Nakajima's first reaction was that all the deposits in his passbook probably weren't enough for this amount.

The second reaction is that it turns out that getting married is so profitable.

"So Dunjun, do you have money?"

"No...no."

Yes, this world is probably so cruel. Even though he works super hard every day, Atsushi Nakajima's salary is still only enough to maintain the basic expenses of the family.

Moreover, he must save a sum of money to prevent Jinghua from getting out of control during the mission and destroying public property.

It can be said that he is extremely poor.

"So Dunjun, do you know that there is a kind of character in the wedding that does not need to give gift money and can make a lot of money?"

"What is it! Please be sure to tell me!"

Even if Osamu Dazai said he was going to be a waiter at this time, he can take up the post right away!

The black business car stopped slowly, and Osamu Dazai led Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima slowly into the hotel that looked rich.

Then I received two flower baskets among a group of busy wedding personnel.

"Dazai, are these the two flower girls you're looking for?"

"That's right, Kamui, look at these two kids, don't they look good~"

"Flower? Flower girl??"

Atsushi Nakajima felt that this was really shameful. At his age, when the time comes, the old cucumber will be a flower girl in front of the famous people in Yokohama?

Sorry, the picture was too beautiful, he refused to imagine.

"Akutagawa, please say a few words, no matter how you look at it, it shouldn't be the two of us doing it!"

"Shut up, man, as long as it is Dazai-san's order, I will try my best to complete it!"

Dazai-san is willing to let him join him at such an important wedding, so, really, as Senior Zhongyuan said, did Dazai-san actually accept him in his heart?

Thinking this way, although I am a little embarrassed about my identity as a flower girl.

But, "As long as it's for Dazai-san, I don't mind!"

And he glared viciously at Atsushi Nakajima, who was in the midst of blessings and didn't know his blessings. How could this trash deserve Dazai Sangko's attention!

Really, "With all due respect, Dazai-san, if you are a flower girl, I think I am more than enough alone."

Therefore, that unsightly human tiger should be destroyed humanely.

"No, Akutagawa." Osamu Dazai stopped his dangerous thoughts, "If you get married, in order to get lucky, everything must be an even number."

"That's why Dunjun is very heavy."

"I didn't think it through carefully." Akutagawa lowered his head deeply, feeling ashamed of his arrogant discovery just now, it was such a failure that he couldn't even discover such a small flaw.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

There's no saving this kid, really.

I, who counted on him to oppose Dazai-san's opinion, probably have no hope.

Atsushi Nakajima's heart was dead silent, and he felt a wave of exhaustion sweeping over him.

On the contrary, Dazai enthusiastically began to explain the specific process to the two freshly baked flower girls.

"Is Nakajima-san really unwilling to do this job?"

"Yes."

"But does Nakajima-san know? I saw that in Miss Hongye's wedding arrangement, every flower girl can get this number after the wedding."

With five fingers wide open, he waved in front of Atsushi Nakajima.

"You really don't want it?" It's a pity, but Mr. Dazai, who is very understanding, can only announce helplessly in the end, "Since you don't want to..."

"No, Dazai-sama who saves the suffering, please let me be your flower girl."

Bow down to the power of money.

Dazai·Money Power·Zhi lovingly bent down, touched Nakajima·One Poor Erbai·Tun's dog's head, and praised, "What a good boy."