[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Osamu Dazai's eyes were shining, anyway, it was a surprise that Chuya would be willing to pay him a planet or something.

It was rare for Mr. Zhongyuan to be a little embarrassed to be locked on by such fiery eyes.It's one thing to do this kind of thing in the dark, but it's another thing to be mentioned in front of the person involved.

"What are you doing!"

Mr. Zhongyuan is really fierce!

"It's nothing Chuya, I'm just so happy~ Chuya would spend so much time trying to find me~"

"Tch." Turning his reddish cheeks away, Mr. Zhongyuan avoided those too shiny irises, forcibly suppressed the shyness in his heart, and said calmly, "Of course Dazai, you are my slave, the master will Isn't it reasonable to spend a little money to get back your belongings?"

It would be more convincing if the blood-red earlobes looming between the low orange ponytail of Mr. Zhongyuan were ignored.

Afu Rabbit: Smiling on the mouth, mmp in the heart.Please care for the empty-nest old rabbits, there is no harm without dog food, thank you.

However, when it comes to this, Afu Rabbit seldom gossips, "Zhongye, who is the planet you are offering a reward for in the end?"

"Give it to my nephew."

"??"

Is this jumping too fast, Afutu clicked his tongue in his heart.

"I remember that the reward letter was withdrawn more than ten years ago."

"Yes, I sent him out as a full moon gift for my nephew."

Afu Rabbit: "..."

Poverty really limited his imagination.The decadent uncle scratched his unruly hair, and said seriously for the first time, "Zhongye, think about it carefully, do you have any other relatives in your family besides your sickly elder sister?"

"Like a brother like me who has the charm of a mature man?"

"No." The answer can be said to be very ruthless.

"Think about it again?" As he spoke, he cast his hopeful eyes on Dazai with black curly hair, "Or, little brother from the earth, did you get separated from your relatives and friends in the universe?"

"No, Afutu, don't think too much about it."

"Oh." What a pity.

He also knew about the planet that was sent out by the Central Plains.Regardless of the origin, that planet is a rich mineral star, and the palladium needed to build spaceships is the main mineral of that planet.

What is commendable is that there is no particularly vicious interstellar mutant beast on that mine star!

"May I know your nephew's name?"

"Of course, speaking of it, the kid doesn't want to take the old path arranged for him by his family, and become a civil servant with a solid job. He insists on conquering the stars and the sea. It really worries us to death."

This is Osamu Dazai who is sighing slightly. He is frowning, just like all the parents in the world who are worried that their children will be wronged in places they don’t know.

"Yeah, yeah." Afutu nodded in agreement, and unconsciously thought of Master Fengxian's new disciple Shenwei. It is more than ten years old.

"Speaking of which, Chuya was also worried that the child would be wronged, so he decided to transfer the inheritance rights of the mine star to the child in advance before he became an adult." Osamu Dazai's tone was filled with a hint of pride to conceal the gloating that was about to overflow. "That's right, that's right, I have a photo of that child here, I heard that he also joined some pirate group, if Afutu-san sees that child in the future, please help take care of him."

"Of course." For the younger generation of a strong man like Zhongya Zhongya, Afutu is also very happy to sell a good one.

Besides, my uncle's genes are so good, so the boy as a nephew shouldn't be so bad, right?

Thinking in this way, Ah Matchmaker Futu gradually screened suitable candidates on the powerful marriage news website in his mind.Then he asked naturally, "By the way, what's the name of your child in Chuya?"

"Divine power."

"Boom!" With a sound, because of being too shocked, Afutu couldn't sit still, and fell off the wooden chair directly, ignoring the wooden chair that fell to the side. It was too young, he asked with a trembling voice, "What did you call it just now?"

God forbid, this is not true.

"Shenwei." Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes flashed a little puzzled, but he still replied with a good temper.

The world is so small.

However, "I remember that Chuya is not Yetu, right?"

"Of course, but his sister is."

He blinked ambiguously as he spoke, and lowered his voice, "Afutusang, you should know about the shitty affairs between those rich and noble families."

The vague answer made Afutu believe it.

Looking lovingly at the petite Nakahara Chuya, looking at it this way, Shenwei and Nakahara Chuya are somewhat similar in appearance.

For the first time, Afutu felt that maybe that troublesome child of Shenwei was the real winner in life.

His father is the most powerful person in the universe, and he has a lovely younger sister who is quite strong and has outstanding fighting talents.Forget about these, the most important thing is that there is an uncle Shenhao who said that if you give away a planet, you will give away a planet.

Real life winners don't explain.

Afu Rabbit, who had too much information, waved away. He said that he was old and his heart really couldn't bear to be frightened, so he had to take it easy.

After finally having a space to be alone, Osamu Dazai went to the door and locked the room, drew the curtains again, checked the room, and after eliminating any possibility of being peeped, he threw himself into the soft sofa, still feeling awkward Nakahara Chuya turned his head around.

He pecked lightly, without any resistance, Osamu Dazai smiled like a fox stealing a chicken, "Okay Chuya, it's time to take care of me after such a long time of awkwardness~"

"Who would make a fuss?" He glanced fiercely at the man behind him. After all, he didn't throw him away. On the contrary, Zhong Yuanzhong found a comfortable position in the familiar embrace behind him, and argued feebly. I couldn't help yawning a little.

"Sleepy?"

"A bit."

"Then go to sleep, Chuya." It was rare that there was no nonsense, Osamu Dazai thoughtfully took off the coat on Nakahara's body, and skillfully took off the cuffs and bow tie, Mr. Nakahara was already in a trap Dark and sweet dreams.

In the sound sleep, there is no usual arrogance, but it adds a demure and childishness.

as well as……

After turning over several times, I accidentally pulled off my collar button, looking down at the slender and long neck, the skin that has not seen the sun all year round has the delicate whiteness unique to oriental people, as well as fascinating muscle lines.

On the abdomen with a thin layer of muscle is the round belly button, which rises and falls with the sound of breathing, attracting all of Osamu Dazai's mind.

With a childish and innocent temptation, he constantly challenges Osamu Dazai's precarious rationality.

After taking a few deep breaths and forcing down the desire in his heart, Osamu Dazai slowly lowered his head, pressed a shallow kiss, and said softly, "Grow up quickly, Chuya."

Zhongya Nakahara was still groggy until he disembarked from the spaceship.He yawned a little, and then was stunned by the barren scene in front of him.

"Hey, haven't I just been away for a few years? How has the earth changed so much?"

Afu Rabbit who came to the earth with him was a little curious, "Don't you know Zhongye? The earth was almost captured by heaven and man two years ago."

The first two years?I'm really sorry, until last month, Mr. Zhongyuan was working as a ghost in the world of corpses and souls.

"This is difficult." Disgustingly avoiding the piles of corpses at his feet, the pungent smell of carrion made Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned, "Afu Rabbit, I'm asking you for someone."

"Well, you said."

"Do you know Yoshida Shoyo?" He frowned and added, "That's the man I've been asking you to help send the gold nuggets back to Earth for the past two years."

Afutu frowned and thought for a while, "I seem to have heard of the person you mentioned somewhere. I heard that he was caught by the shogunate. Some time ago his disciples went to rescue him. I don't know more gone."

"It's troublesome." Zhong Yuanzhong also thanked.

Then parted ways with Afutu.

Thanks to Yinshi and others who have created enough fame on Earth over the years, it was easy for the Central Plains to inquire about their movements.

After rushing to arrive, he happened to see Gintoki weeping and beheading Yoshida Shoyo with a knife, regardless of the roars of Takasugi and Katsura Kotaro behind him.

"Oh." Following Mr. Dazai's soft sigh, a tightly bandaged hand that smelled of alcoholic disinfectant was placed in front of Nakahara Chuya, "Chuya, underage, please don't watch such bloody movies. scene."

After sneering and knocking down the hand of the next criminal, Nakahara Nakaya knocked down the unsuspecting black cloaked men behind him with one blow, and then at the time when Gintoki, Takasugi, and Katsura were about to start a desperate infighting.

"Hi~ Gintoki~ Katsura~ Takasugi~ Long time no see~~"

A familiar tone sounded from the ears of the three of them, and Osamu Dazai smiled and stopped the three of them from fighting.

"Let go of me, Dazai, or I'll kill you too." This was Takasugi whose eyes were reddened by Yoshida Shoyo's death.

The exhaustion from days of bloody battles made this man even lack the strength to stand up, but he still stood straight on the spot, his broken breast firmly pointing at Yinshi, "He killed Teacher Songyang, I'm going to kill you!" he."

The silver-haired curly kid who has grown up, lowered his head, raised his scarlet dead fish eyes, as if he had acquiesced to his crimes, and said, "Get out of the way, Dazai, this is an agreement between us disciples. private matter."

"Tch." Osamu Dazai let out a chuckle, and then couldn't help it anymore. He laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist in the end, "Hahahahaha, it's so funny."

"What Dazai-san are you laughing at? If there is no reasonable reason, even if you have taught us, I will not tolerate you humiliating Mr. Songyang like this." Even the natural Gui frowned.

"I said, have the three of you really understood your teacher?"

"What are you talking about?" A fierce murderous aura burst out from Takasugi's body, and a terrifying attack speed erupted in an instant, and an old and notched knife lay across Dazai's neck, "Say one more word , I will kill you."

"Okay." Dazai said with a smile.

Zhongyuan Zhong, who was carefully observing Songyang's body which was still warm, also frowned, but didn't say much after all.

Osamu Dazai seemed a little puzzled, he moved forward a few steps, and let the notched blade draw a bloodstain on his fragile neck.

"Why don't you do it, Takasugi-kun? I allow you to kill me."

"Hey, uncle, you don't have to do this." Even Gintoki was stunned by this incident, Takasugi's mental state is extremely unstable now, if Osamu Dazai stimulates it a little more, maybe he will really do it Yes.

"Okay, let's not talk about you and don't understand your teacher's problem. Let's talk about how to revive your teacher, my friend Yoshida Shoyang."

"!!"