[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Even Jiang Hua is also troubled by the tense relationship between her husband and son.

At this time, Mr. Zhongyuan, who was pinned on hope, had a disturbed conscience, but...

He really can't do things like educate children.

What's more, Shenwei is no ordinary brat.Mr. Zhongyuan, who has always pursued violent suppression against bear children, finally kicked the iron plate on those blue eyes that are exactly the same as Jiang Hua.

The stronger you are, the more crazy Shenwei will become.

In the end, Mr. Zhong Yuan, who couldn't be offended but could hide, left a letter and slipped away.

This time, Mr. Nakahara also took a free ride with the Spring Rain Pirates, and boarded the ship without any psychological pressure under Shenwei's playful eyes.

"Huh? I remember someone said that he was a civil servant with a solid job?"

"Brother idiot, the only civil servant in our family is 'Aunt'!" Kagura rolled her eyes, "Have you heard what Mommy said? Also, the exam is about to start in half a year, this time you You won't tear up the information book again, will you?"

As Jianghua's soul and Yiku gradually synchronized, the issue of the child's future employment was once again placed in front of the family of four.

"Oh, did I ever say that I want to be a civil servant?" Smiling and squinting his eyes, after bidding farewell to Dazai and the other two, Kamui turned his head to look at Kagura, the threat on his face should not be too obvious.

But it's a pity that the threat from the commander of the Seventh Army of the Spring Rain, which has just emerged from the outside world, is not a pain or itching for Kagura at all. The little loli once again rolled her eyes in an extremely inelegant manner, and forcefully demolished the bridge " You promised Mommy, don't think that Kagura and I can't remember anything when I'm young!"

The two brothers and sisters quarreled over this issue all the way, and stopped the quarrel at the same time when they approached the house, and snorted softly, expressing a temporary truce!

After boarding the spaceship, Zhongyuan Zhong, who had successfully escaped the catastrophe, also let out a long sigh of relief as he looked at Luoyang, who was getting further and further away.

"Haha, Chuya, look at how embarrassed you are!" Osamu Dazai, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, laughed so hard that he could hardly straighten his back.

"Oh!"

If you can't beat cubs, you don't necessarily want to kill them.Mr. Nakahara hit the strengthened wall "lightly", leaving a deep pit mark, "Huh? Dazai, what did you just say?"

The meaning of the threat is self-evident.

"No, nothing."

"Well, although this may be the mood of the two of you? But my spaceship has been in disrepair for a long time, I still hope you will take good care of it. After all, it is quite troublesome to repair the spaceship in a vacuum." The decadent and lazy tone sounded from behind the two.

A tall man with messy hair came out of it. He was used to the violent subordinates fighting regardless of the occasion, but this time it was different. This spaceship was already on the verge of being scrapped. According to the original itinerary Should go directly to the repair shop for overhaul or directly apply for scrapping.

But after Head Fengxian received a call, they deliberately made a detour to Luoyang.

Just when the man thought that the little ancestor of the Seventh Legion was going to return, he found that a petite boy and a handsome but weak earth man came up.

It's not that he thinks too much, but it's really not a secret to executives like them that Fengxian is hiding on the earth.

Could it be that Master Fengxian has changed his taste recently?But that orange-haired man always feels inexplicably familiar.

After seeing Zhongyuan Zhongye's "light and fluffy" fist make the iron wall sink into a big hole, the man finally remembered this strange familiarity.

"It's been a long time, Zhongyuan-san~" He greeted lazily, "Ah, to be honest, we haven't contacted for so long, we all thought you were dead."

Looking at the unkempt Yetu youth in front of him, Mr. Zhongyuan felt a little embarrassed.Because——he seemed to not remember the name of the man in front of him at all.

Yes, Zhongyuanzhong also knows this Yetu who is developing in the direction of a decadent uncle.

Because, this man is very special.

Compared with the other Yetu who follow the instincts, Nakahara Chuya, who has cooperated with this man several times, it is not difficult to find from the man's daily words and deeds that this man unexpectedly cherishes every companion around him.

It is an extremely small number of comrades who have braved the hail of bullets to move back to the spaceship one by one the companions who were injured and disabled on the battlefield.

"Ah, you don't know that if the endangered species of the night rabbit doesn't introduce relevant policies and regulations to protect it, maybe it will really go extinct!"

It is simply a clean stream among a group of coquettish and evil-doers.

However, it didn't take long for the Central Plains to get information that his slave had been exiled to the earth, so he left in a hurry.

He, it seems, never asked the man's name.

And now this embarrassing scene, plus the Dazai behind him who is afraid of chaos in the world, can almost enter the top ten embarrassing scenes of the year in the Central Plains!

"Long time no see." After greeting calmly, he paused in embarrassment, and Zhongyuan Zhongye finally asked, "I left in a hurry that time, by the way, what's your name?"

The night rabbit who had been curiously looking at the earth man behind Zhongyuan Zhongya paused, then turned to Zhongyuan Zhongya with sad eyes, and was speechless for a while.

"You...you never knew my name?"

Nodding embarrassingly, Mr. Zhongyuan came to the universe for the first time, because he lost his pendant, he was full of irritability, and he didn't have the heart to care about the people and things around him.

"..." Yetu was a little tired, "Well, I don't seem to have introduced myself."

"Afutu." He pointed to himself, and then sighed, "Young people nowadays."

After he brought Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu into the room, he looked teasingly at the man behind Nakahara Chuya, "Hey, Chuya, is this the one you've been looking for?"

Mr. Dazai, with his ears pricked up, was in a good mood and allowed Afutu to look at him curiously. He was also curious about why everyone who knew the little slug would look at him curiously when they saw him.

Nodding silently, it was obvious that Mr. Zhongyuan didn't want to give someone a chance to embarrass him, and showed an attitude of not wanting to talk in detail.

But... Afutu is blind.

In fact, it is not, but he is somewhat concerned that Zhongyuan Zhongye did not remember his name, and he chose to ignore Zhongye's attitude rather maliciously.

"The little brother over there."

"Osamu Dazai."

"Dazai, do you know how famous you are in Chunyu, not among space pirates?"

"Hey, hey!" Zhong Yuan glared at a decadent uncle who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement and issued a warning.

However, none of the two present here are afraid of trouble.

"Chuya, can't you tell me this kind of thing?" Mr. Dazai was a little sad, his kite-colored eyes were full of loneliness, "That's right, after all, you are the one who bought me. Worry, I'm fine, I'm just a little unhappy, it will be fine in a while, don't worry about me at all."

He buried his head in despair, as if to ensure that what he said was the truth, he once again emphasized sullenly, "Give me a little time, really, it will be fine in a while."

Under Afutu's condemning eyes, Nakahara Nakaya looked at Dazai, a little restless, did he really do something wrong?

The inexplicably guilty Zhongyuan Zhong also clicked his tongue, lowered his top hat, and gave up on himself, "Forget it, forget it, you can do whatever you want, anyway, it's not something shameful!"

"Really?" Raising his head quickly, Dazai Osamu's eyes sparkled, without any so-called frustration or helplessness.

It can be said that it is the essence of drama.

Zhong Yuanzhong also always felt that something was wrong, but when he said something, he turned around and pretended that he didn't know it.

Osamu Dazai: (≧≦)

"Then Afutu-sang, shall we continue?"

Afu Rabbit was amazed, the earth is really a strange planet.As strong as Fengxian, the first-class people in the Central Plains will fall on the people of the earth.

Earth is a dangerous planet.

After adding two degrees to the danger level of the earth in his heart, Afutu began to slowly talk about the evil relationship he knew with Zhongye in the Central Plains.

As mentioned above, the night hare is a truly endangered species.Although largely of their own making.

Relying on his super self-healing ability to kill on the battlefield like a war machine, the Yetu who loses it every year doesn't know how much.

Coupled with the fact that Yetu and the others regard fighting as their life, the older generation is getting old, and the younger rabbits don't know where to learn to practice singleism, and the new generation can't keep up. The entire race is very disconnected.

Looking at the annual population deficit of the Yetu clan, Afutu is worried.

"But what does that have to do with China?"

"Yeah, what does it have to do with Zhongye?" Afu Rabbit muttered to himself, "This relationship is really big."

The rise of Zhongya in the Central Plains is like a new army. No one knows what race he is, even Zhongyuan Zhong told everyone that he is from the earth.

But, please don't make trouble, what is the fighting level of the people on earth, don't they know what it is?

The ferocity level of Chuya in the Central Plains is not at the same level as the earthlings like ants, okay?

After seeing the young man with the low ponytail and Lord Fengxian retreat intact in a full fight, Afutu complained wildly in his heart.

After several cooperations later, Afutu, who thought that the relationship between the two of them was on the rise, finally started crazy Amway one day in the tone of Amway.

He dragged his cheeks and rubbed his stubbled chin, "Do you have a date?"

"No." There was one missing slave.

"The vast universe, the vast starry sky, have you ever thought about finding someone to adjust your boring life?"

Central Plains Chuya:? ?

Is there any connection between the first half of your sentence and the second half?

"Don't look at our Yetu tribe as an endangered race, but there are few people but they are good. The girls of our Yetu tribe are pretty good-looking."

"..."

Afutu really thinks that Zhongyuan Zhongye is a good person, powerful, young, and rich in assets. The most important thing is that he doesn't deal with people like them.

Moreover, if Yetu and Zhongyuan Zhongye's excellent genes can be combined, the next generation will definitely not be weak!

How great.

In order to enhance the credibility of his words, Afutu took out a stack of photos from his inner bag, each with its own beauty and flavor.

He lined up the photos one by one, like a procuress in a special industry in ancient times, and introduced the excellent resources in his hand to Zhongyuan Zhongye one by one like a few treasures.

"It's like this." Afutu nodded his hand in the middle, "This Yetu girl is famously gentle and gentle in our Yetu clan. Her lifelong wish is to find a good man and wash her hands for him from now on. Soup, be a simple housewife."

"Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

"what?"

He knew the Yetu girl that Afutu was referring to.Some time ago when he was playing Chidori, he worked with this night rabbit girl for a while.

Really a strong man.

Rao is as determined as Zhongye in the Central Plains. When he saw Yetu girl being bitten by an unknown cosmic monster on her arm, the strong man chopped off his left hand without changing his face, and he would kill with one blow.

Just such a strong person who respects her as a man, Afutu can say the word "small and gentle" without changing his face.

"Okay." Under Zhongyuan Zhongye's sincere gaze, Afutu decided to change his partner, and he found another one from a pile of photos, "What do you think of this? Although she is a bit old, women just need to be old." The older you are, the better you will take care of people.”

In order to strengthen his persuasiveness, he gave an example, "It's like Master Xinghai Fang, you know? The strongest night rabbit in the universe, I heard that he just found a woman older than him."

And hey, if all the rabbits were as powerful as Master Xinghaifang, and at a certain age, they knew how to solve the most critical racial problem of the Yetu tribe.

"are you serious?"

"Of course." Afutu, with his full sincerity, sincerely wanted to find a partner for Zhongye in the Central Plains.

"You know that I entered Chunyu to find someone, right?"

Nodding his head, Afutu waved his hand, "If you are looking for someone, you are looking for someone, but this does not prevent Zhongyuan-san from solving your lifelong affairs."

"It's still a little bit of a hindrance."

"??"

"I'm looking for my slave."

"So?" Afu Rabbit didn't understand even more.

At this time, Mr. Nakahara, who has the introverted and shyness unique to Japanese men in his bones, felt a little embarrassed. He added with red ears, "It's the kind that is put on the bed."

"Oh~" Not giving up, Afutu felt that as long as the two were not married, there would still be hope. He tried his best to reconcile, "You can also think about it first."

"He won't be happy."

"he?"

Because the content of the information was too strong, the uncle, who had always been lazy and decadent, raised his tone and broke his voice.

"to him."

Quickly put away his precious resources and put them in the bag, Afutu regretted it at the beginning, he was really careless, it turned out that the gender was wrong from the beginning.

but……

To be honest, for Afutu, who is worried about Yetu's precarious population all day long, so what if even the Central Plains Central Committee really likes the good young people of their clan.

He has never heard of such black technology as men and boys.

Afu Rabbit, who had done useless work for a long time, turned his head and left, leaving this sad place.

But the Central Plains is really afraid of the almost endless stream of people from all walks of life like Afutu who match him on a blind date.

He thought about it, and directly posted a reward on Chun Yu's mission website.

Then, both the pirates and the mercenaries exploded.

Because the man named Nakahara Chuya stated in the reward that only anyone who can find his slave Dazai Osamu and send it to him will give that person an ownerless mine star, of course he does not want the planet Can also be discounted.

A series of blinding zeros behind the bounty offer seemed to be laughing at all the mercenaries who were struggling to survive and begging for life on the tip of their knives.

Really, poverty limits the imagination in the next series.