[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The atmosphere in the soul world is getting more and more tense. After the mysterious disappearance of the spirit body spread to the fourth seat of the fifth team, the central room 46 finally couldn't sit still after receiving the news, and ordered the captain Yamamoto to investigate the matter thoroughly.

The prison team of the Ninth Division was ordered to station in Ruhun Street to investigate the location where the incident first broke out. However, within three days of the incident, the captain of the Ninth Division, Liuche Kenxi, and his deputy Najiu Nanbairiya suddenly disappeared. , Jing Lingting finally realized that the matter was serious.The vice-captains of the third, fifth, and seventh teams and the vice-captain of Ghost Road were successively sent to support.

The regional butterflies flickered and waved their wings, bringing martial law to the whole team ordered by the captain. Anyone who behaved strangely would be killed immediately on the spot as soon as they were found!

"Oh, is Master Dazai about to start?"

"Of course, the Sanriyue Hall is in trouble here."

"Where are you going?" Mingyue in dark blue hunting clothes held hot tea in her hand and asked Osamu Dazai who stood up with a golden dagger.

"To see an old friend for the last time?" Osamu Dazai jumped down the steps.She blinked slyly, "Wouldn't it be a pity if this stage play, which has been planned for hundreds of years, doesn't have a qualified audience?"

"Is it... then I wish you good luck."

Osamu Dazai strolled in the Seireitei, which was more empty than before, and came to the technology research and development team, "Oh, hello, this is Dazai from the [-]th division, come to get what you agreed with Urahara-san last time~ "

"Ah, it's Dazai-san, I'm so sorry that neither the captain nor the vice-captain are here..." Cai Hui, a small member in charge of the reception, handed over the hot tea nervously.

"Oh, what an unfortunate coincidence."

Good-looking people can always get some convenience no matter what they do.Just like now, Cai Hui blushed and looked at Dazai, who is also known as the flower of Jinglingting like the captain of the sixth division, bit her lower lip, "The captain didn't tell me about this before he left... If you If you're in a hurry, I can..."

A little distressed, Osamu Dazai drank the hot tea and smiled to appease the girl who seemed particularly embarrassed, "It's okay, but..." With a sweep of his eyes, he looked at the work card on Caihui's chest, and withdrew his eyes, "Caihui-chan, remember to tell me if Urahara comes back."

Walking out of the Technology Research and Development Bureau, Nakahara Nakaya, who had been silent from the beginning, finally appeared, floating on the right side of Osamu Dazai, sneering coolly, "What are you doing in the Technology Research and Development Bureau at this time? Conscience found out?"

"How is it possible, this world is like a copy of the game, Zhongya, do you have different feelings for the NPCs in the game?"

There was an unconcealable coldness in the gorgeous voice, because of these words, Zhong Yuanzhong also trembled all over, "Really?"

"Of course. Besides, Chuya, Urahara Kisuke is not that easy to die." After all, for future plans, neither Aizen nor he will allow any mistakes in this most important link, "You Trust your man's judgment."

"Who are you calling a man?"

The ferocious Yiji kicked directly to the side, Osamu Dazai did not rush to dodge, and received the blow head-on, feeling like he was going to spit out his guts, should he thank the little man for his mercy?

A real man never cares about the petty things in his mouth. Mr. Dazai, the former Mafia cadre who can bend and stretch, changed his words very politely, "You are my man."

Nakahara Chuya raised his lips after getting a satisfactory answer, "Let's go, Dazai, the good show will be over if it's one more delay."

"Chuya, let me say this for the last time, you must never see Aizen Soyousuke's Hajime." When he came to Rukon Street, Osamu Dazai held Chuya Nakahara, and spoke with a rare serious tone.

"why?"

"Chuya, just listen to me, is my judgment wrong?"

"Tch." He lowered his hat irritably, and a muffled voice came from under the brim of the hat for a long time, "Understood, long-winded."

When Osamu Dazai and the others arrived, this conspiracy that had been planned for a century was slowly revealing its fangs to the unsuspecting prey.

"Scream! Clearing insects!" As soon as he came up, in order to ensure the smooth progress of Master Aizen's plan, Dongxian had to take the lead in releasing the Zanpakuto and the final form of clearing insects-Yanmo Cricket!

The darkness is falling, spiritual pressure, and all five senses are deprived, only the crisp insects resound through the darkness.When everyone has not yet adapted to this darkness, Dongsen, who is excellent in swordsmanship, will give people a chance to respond fiercely with his sword. The captain of the third division Fengqiao Rojuro has to block the sword with his whole body in order to protect Jiu Nanbai who has lost the ability to fight , lost combat effectiveness.

Only Hirako Mako reacted quickly and turned over to dodge. After his eyes adapted to the darkness, he opened his eyes wide with the help of Reiatsu, "You are the Tosen Kaname of the Ninth Division!"

Unable to imagine that an honest and dutiful man would betray so easily, Mako Hirako asked loudly, "Did you betray your captain like this?"

"Betrayal?" Dongxian wanted to lower his body and attack again, taunting, "The only one who is loyal to me from the beginning to the end is Lord Aizen!"

"!! Aizen!!" Hirako Mako roared towards the open space, "You are responsible for all this, right!"

A chuckle suddenly came from the darkness, "Oh, Captain Pingzi, you really knew about it a long time ago."

The black dead bully suit was slightly lifted by the night wind, and by the bright moonlight, the vice-captain's armband fluttered on his sleeve.Still old-fashioned black-framed glasses, tearing off the old disguise, Aizen smiled, squatted down and looked at the embarrassed captain, "This is troublesome, you know so much, what should I do?" ?”

"Bah." Mako Hirako sneered at the spit mixed with black and red blood and spat it at Lan Ran's feet. He said with a little regret, "It's a failure not to spit on you."

"Is this how your etiquette teacher at Shinyang Academy taught you, Captain Hirako?" Aizan asked in distress as if facing a disobedient student, looking indifferently at the ground and provoking him desperately. Patient man, "If you have this attitude, the conversation won't go on."

In Hirako Mako's almost terrified eyes, Tōsen Kao instantly appeared behind Hiyori who had no self-awareness, pierced his chest with a sword, and the blonde girl with freckles lost her pupils because of the blow, and dark red flowers bloomed on her chest.

"Hyyori!"

As if throwing a rag, Tōsen wanted to throw Hiyori away at will, and returned behind Aizen, only half a step away respectfully, with a respectful expression.

"I'm going to kill you Aizen!" Stimulated by the scene of his cherished girl lying motionless in a pool of blood, Mako Hirako's only rationality evaporated, and his anger was about to burn his blood.

Osamu Dazai, standing on the branch of a tree and watching from afar, excitedly said, "Look at Chuya Chuya, a miracle is about to be born." Aizen Soyousuke's highest masterpiece so far is about to be born in this moonlight .

Under Dazai Osamu's expectant eyes, Hirako Mako's wound healed quickly, and a white emulsified liquid spewed out, which solidified on his body until it covered his face.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's blue eyes were full of inconceivable signs, "Is this blur?"

"Yes, yes, does it look like a top-notch special effects movie?"

Slapping the paws that were mopping around his body in the chaos, it took Zhong Yuanzhong a long time to recover his voice, "You guys are really messy enough."

Aizen, who was below, looked at the rapid blur in front of him with great interest, and whispered, "Sure enough, the stronger the emotion, the easier it is to cause blur."

Before being swallowed by the violent negative emotions, Hirako Mako roared like a wild beast with the last bit of consciousness, and swiped at the man he hated the most.

But like a child who has lost interest in the toy he got, Aizen curled his lips indistinctly, signaling Dongsen to step forward to solve this trouble.

Looking boredly at Tosen Kaname who was fighting with the virtual Hirako Mako, Aizen's ears moved suddenly, and he said to the bushes, "Kisuke Urahara, don't you plan to show up now that you're here?"

After Urahara Kisuke in a black cloak appeared on the stage, all the main characters of the script, which had been carefully written by the screenwriter for a hundred years, appeared on the stage, and the climax of the whole play came.

Although he had already guessed it, it was still unbelievable that Aizen would be the mastermind behind the whole conspiracy. He looked at the God of Reaper lying on the ground, and Mako Hirako, who had reached the last moment of emptiness and was suppressed by Tōsen. , He found sadly that he had never understood the man Aizen Soyousuke at all.

"Souyousuke, have you already stepped into that door?"

"of course."

"Do you... have anything else to explain?"

"Explain?" Aizen chuckled, "Kisuke Urahara, you've always been a cowardly man."

Even though he witnessed the tragedy with his own eyes, he still tried to restore the friend who was about to lose, "Maybe you are right."

"Of course, I was right all along."

The moonlight was thick, and Zhongyuan Zhongye's good work and rest made him sleepy at this moment. He looked boredly at the [-] o'clock show of the idiot man complaining about women, and squinted his eyes in disbelief, yawning one after another.

Sensing Nakahara Nakaya's deep sleepiness, Mr. Dazai boldly stroked his orange hair, and while watching a play and sleeping with Nakaya, he hesitated for half a minute, and decisively chose to go home.

"Huh? It's over?"

"Basically we already know the result, let's go back to sleep together instead of this Chuya~"

The next day, Central Room 46 announced the verdict, and all the charges were borne by Urahara Kisuke, the captain of the [-]th Division.

It is said that that night Urahara Kisuke and the head of the ghost road, Hishitsusai, quietly took them back to the laboratory together, trying to use the Bendama to remove the blur.

Caie, who had been waiting for the captain to come back and told Urahara Kisuke about Dazai-sama's entrustment, saw everything through the gap in the door, and a scream pierced the quiet night sky.

This night was not peaceful for Jinglingting.

Two days after the punishment was announced, the captain of the Second Division, the commander-in-chief of the secret maneuver, Sifengyuan Family No. 20, the second-generation head of Sifengyuan, escaped from prison at Yeyi, and defected to the world together with the captains who were imprisoned.

For a while, messages spread everywhere in the soul world, and people panicked.In order to effectively control rumors, all procedures were simplified. After Aizen showed his corresponding strength, he was quickly promoted to the captain of the fifth team, replacing Mako Hirako to lead the entire fifth team.

In the same year, under the successful blow of losing the captain, Dongxian, the third member of the ninth division, turned his grief and anger into strength, successfully relieved himself, and became the captain of the ninth division.

Then... "Yin, when are you planning to go to the Sanyikou team?"

"Oh, is Captain Aizen going to leave behind? It's really sad." Ichimaru Gin with a Kyoto accent tilted his head and complained, "Sure enough, the captain prefers the type of Dazai-san, right?"

"??" Dazai, who was watching the flowers quietly, blinked his eyes. He felt a little pain in his knees. Can he not take everything on him? He is a family man.

"Yin, you should have solved it a long time ago, right?" There was a trace of fear in the light brown eyes, "Be obedient, for the final plan, I need you to go to the third team."

"Hi~ I really can't hide anything from Captain Aizen." He smiled like a poppy blooming, "卍解——God Killing Gun."

Hitting the unsuspecting Osamu Dazai.

"Kang Dang" The crisp sound of sword clashing came from the blade, and what caught the eye was a piece of blue hunting clothes and golden decorations, "Hahaha, are young people so impatient now?"

"Please don't move around, Ichimaru-sama." The Yaken dagger that appeared behind Ichimaru Gin at some time stabbed him across the neck.

"Silver!" Aizen warned lightly.

Ichimaru Gin, who failed to give up a single blow and quickly gave up, returned to his usual lazy look, lifted the swastika, and apologized without sincerity, "Oh, I'm really sorry, Dazai-san, because I'm really curious about the person who can impress Captain Aizen What's the matter~"

Like a poisonous snake hissing and sticking out its tongue, the cold eyes of the animal stared at the unsuspecting prey motionlessly.

Osamu Dazai waved his hand, signaling Yaken and Sankayue to release their guards, and he emphasized again, "I'm a man with a family."

Pulling over the little man who was drinking tea and watching a play, he solemnly introduced, "This is my lover, Zhongya Zhongyuan."

History seemed to overlap surprisingly. At this moment, Ichimaru Gin had an awkward but polite smile on his face. For the first time, this talented boy looked at the cloud of air next to him in a daze, "Huh?"

But Osamu Dazai's two Zanpakuto greeted the air in a serious manner, "Hahaha, the cakes here in Zhongyuan Palace are very good, do you want to try it with grandpa?"

He gestured with his eyes, Captain Aizan, is this Mr. Dazai really a man?