[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The days passed slowly by Dazai, Yoruichi, Kuchiki Byakuya and occasional drinking gags by Urahara Kisuke.

Despite the repeated orders of Yaoyan, I hope that a certain aunt can pay attention and don't bring underage swordsmen to a certain place.

But... "Dazai, this is the middle wine, let's serve another jug!"

You see, the parties involved have cooperated so actively, and Yaoyan, who acts as the acting parent, can't do anything about it, right?

After Dazai had been in the academy for two full months with a bunch of strange eyes on him——he had a clear understanding.

It's not that he couldn't release Shijie, but since that night, his little man has been in the state of Shijie all the time.

However, one of the two is a novice Shinigami, and the other has no self-consciousness as Zanpakuto, which made him go around in such a big circle.

After the two parties proved that it was not their own problem, they habitually let themselves go.Just like, now, Mr. Nakahara Nakaya, relying on himself not being seen by others, has already scattered three or four empty wine bottles around him, and there is still an increasing momentum. Da fell asleep.

When Byakuya Kuchiki pushed open the door of Heju, he was suffocated by the smell of alcohol in the room, frowned, and took the wine glass from Osamu Dazai's hand, "Dazai, you should drink less alcohol."

Dazai took the blame and looked at the snatched wine glass, then at the little dwarf who was soundly asleep, he almost vomited blood out of breath, what is this?

"I haven't had time to congratulate you, Byakuya." Not long ago, Kuchiki Byakuya successfully completed Senbon Sakura's swastika, and took over the captain of the sixth division from Kuchiki Yinling, bringing with him a gift worth ten Dong leads the star hoop and the silver and white wind flower yarn, which also means that the young master is ready to take over the responsibility of the rise and fall of the entire Kuchiki family from his grandfather Kuchiki Yinling.

"If you congratulate me sincerely, why don't you say it yourself at the daytime celebration?"

"Forgive me, it's not like you don't know that Captain Hua Lie is in hiding recently, isn't that self-inflicted trap?"

The coldness in the light purple eyes melted slightly.

"Besides, am I here to celebrate you alone? Congratulations, Captain Kuchiki~"

"whispering sound."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was sleeping soundly beside him, frowned because of the sudden noise around him, but without any intention of waking up, buried his head in the soft cushion beside him childishly, pretending that there was no sound.

"laugh."

Byakuya Kuchiki heard a chuckle, turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, "??"

"No, nothing, just saw a cat just now."

"Cat?" There were a few more wrinkles between the originally soothing brows, and there was even a bit of an enemy's posture.

"Well, a limp orange cat."

Heaving a sigh of relief, Kuchiki Byakuya realized that he was too nervous just now in Dazai Osamu's playful eyes, and abruptly changed the subject, "Where are your Zanpakutos?"

"Oh, Yaoyan is dealing with official duties in the team, and Sanriyuedian doesn't know where he got lost."

It was getting late, and the sudden disappearance of the spirit body recently made the whole Jinglingting Garden panic. Leaning in front of the window, Osamu Dazai looked indifferently at the gods of death patrolling the street. Recently, even the business of the tavern was slow Because this matter is much deserted.

Nakahara Chuya was almost awake from the wine, even though he knew that Kuchiki Byakuya could not see him, he still nodded to the stern man, "Good evening, Kuchiki-kun."

There was no response, and Zhong Yuanzhong was not angry either; perhaps the ancestor of the Tianlong people had learned to enjoy this kind of loneliness in his too long life, but now there is a chirping blue and white flower beside him fish.

Quietly holding Nakahara Chuya's hand, Dazai Osamu's slightly colder temperature compared to ordinary people passed through the thin layer of black gloves.

I have to say that during the period of becoming Zanpakutō, even if he could show up, Nakahara couldn't stay more than 50 meters away from Dazai Osamu, without being seen by anyone, as if in his world only This is a man named Osamu Dazai.

Perhaps it was because the moon in the world of corpses and souls was too gentle, which made Nakahara Nakahara couldn't help being fascinated. He almost let go and shook the hands that had been following him for the first time. The moonlight kissed his eyelids almost devoutly.

"The moonlight is so beautiful tonight."

Kuchiki Byakuya:? ?

"Dazai, I...Actually. We probably don't fit well."

"??" X2

"I mean, the Kuchiki family probably wouldn't accept a male wife."

"..."

"No, you probably misunderstood..." Osamu Dazai raised one hand in the void, "Actually, there is something I want to tell you all the time. The men in the same cemetery, of course, maybe in two days we will die in love together."

After so many years of stumbling, Osamu Dazai finally waited for Nakahara Chuya's Matsuguchi. Even though he knew that Byakuya Kuchiki couldn't see him, he was still eager to share his inner joy with others.

Even though he knew that Byakuya Kuchiki couldn't see, the first time he was formally introduced to outsiders by Osamu Dazai still made the thin-faced Mr. Nakahara blush, "Osamu Dazai, what the hell are you talking about!"

Look, I can't even pronounce the words clearly.

"Oh, Chuya, are you shy? Oh, the little black slug has turned pink~"

"..." Kuchiki Byakuya, who was outside the only situation, didn't know what to say, turned around and said with difficulty, "Hello, Mr. Zhongyuan?"

"puff."

"??"

"Bai Zai, turn your head, Zhong Ye is here."

It was dead silent, so embarrassing.Turning around almost with the same hands and feet, he repeated the question just now, "Hello, Mr. Zhongyuan."

"Chuya is saying, hello Kuchiki-kun."

Dazai, who consciously acted as a sounding board, asked and answered, Kuchiki Byakuya's gaze became more and more indescribable.

If you are free another day, let’s talk to Captain Unohana, let her be more concerned about the physical and mental health of the members.

When the patrol passed the window for the fifth time, two, not three, got up and left the tavern.

Because of the accident last time, Kuchiki Byakuya insisted on sending Osamu Dazai to the team building this time, before he turned and left, "Byakuya!"

"?"

"It's not safe recently, be careful when you go back."

"understood."

Back in the team building, Yaken frowned and looked at the two who smelled of alcohol, and blamed, "Master Dazai, if I remember correctly, your salary was gone last week! Can you tell me, Where did you get the money to drink in the tavern?"

"Oh, don't Yaken-san know about it? I've always had soft food."

"!!" Shocked, he looked at Nakahara Chuya, who was looking away with a guilty face, "Master Nakahara, I should have told you not to feed Dazai casually, right?"

Facing Mr. Yao who suddenly had an aura of [-] meters, Mr. Zhong Yuan suddenly missed the Yao Yan who would shyly follow his younger brother and hand him the wreath in Marie Gioia.

While talking and complaining, the soft-spoken Yaoyan had already served the hangover soup that he had prepared early in the morning. After watching the two restless adults drink the soup, he began to report to work.

"Some time ago, Mikazukiden has infiltrated into the [-]th squad. It has been confirmed that Kisuke Urahara is conducting related experiments. After your reminder last time, Kisuke Urahara has successfully developed the first generation of skeletal bones, and is currently in the debugging stage."

"Well, where is Aizen?"

"Mako Hirako, captain of the [-]th team, seems to have doubts about the vice-captain Aizen. After killing the former [-]rd seat of the [-]th team, Gin Ichimaru became the new third seat."

"Wow, the children in Chuya are really scary now QWQ~ Do you really want to work with these dangerous people?" Dazai said that he was afraid of others, but kept thinking about Chuya Chuya Li Gong, trying to squeeze all the big guys who are about 1.8 meters in.

Surprisingly, Zhongyuan Zhong also adopted a completely laissez-faire attitude, as if acquiescing.

Yaoyan felt that he had discovered something.

He accelerated the speed of the report, "The collapse jade in the hands of vice-captain Aizen seems to be incomplete, and its ability value fluctuates greatly, which is far from the full version value required by Gaia, above."

"Master Dazai, please restrain yourself a bit, and always remember the words of starting in three years."

Without giving the two of them any time to react, Yao Yan closed the Heju door with a bang, and with a few light leaps, began tonight's surveillance mission.

Mr. Dazai feels bitter in his heart, what kind of image is he in Yaoken's mind, hey, in the current state of Chuya, he can't do anything even if he wants to, okay?

"What's wrong Dazai?"

"It's nothing, go to sleep, Chuya."

Aizen and Urahara Kisuke hit it off because of their academic pursuit.Under Aizen's intentional or unintentional guidance, Urahara Kisuke finally stretched out his hands, trying to push open the mysterious door.

"So did he succeed, Aizen-san?"

"Of course, Kisuke Urahara may be the only man in the Soul World who can match me intellectually." Like a whisper between lovers, Aizen seemed to express his heartfelt heartfelt wishes for having an additional companion on the road ahead. feel joy.

Then, in the next second, the handsome facial features were distorted by rage, "But, that cowardly man retreated!"

When Aizen Soyousuke was annoyed that his experiment had come to an impasse, Urahara Kisuke quietly showed his results to Aizen like a child who had scored full marks in the test and was in urgent need of parents' praise.

It was a jade-like substance that exuded a soft luster and floated in the clear gray enchantment.

The moment he saw her, Aizen knew that this piece of jade was the other half he lacked.

"Look, Soyousuke, this is the result of my research, it's a miracle that I can hear the god of death transforming into the void!"

Lan Ran looked at Beng Yu fascinated, and reminded with a half-smile under her soft light, "So, have you stepped into the taboo, Kisuke?"

Then!Urahara Kisuke retreated, he was attracted by the door, saw and groped for the door frame, but retreated at the last step.What a waste of his talent!

After a few calm gestures, he set up the barrier to avoid the panic caused by the horrific leakage of spiritual pressure, Osamu Dazai curled his lips, and quietly scratched his tender paws under the table boredly.

"Crack!" With a sound, the rebellious salty pig's hand was flushed red, and the unceremonious force made Osamu Dazai grin his teeth in pain, but in order to prevent Aizen from being suspicious, he had to put on a calm face.

The intact left hand still calmly picked up the pastry on the table and tasted it carefully, which can be said to be the essence of drama.

Aizen's attention is not here, his anger comes and goes faster, or since Urahara Kisuke made up his mind to seal half of the collapsed jade in his hand, Urahara Kisuke has lost everything for Aizen value.

He was even more curious, "Dazai-san, this enchantment you set up seems a bit special?"

The seemingly fragile enchantment, which can be broken with one blow, seems to be an invisible big net, densely enveloping the space where the two are, without leaking even a breath.

"Oh, I'm actually on duty in Shinto in front of you~"

"Onmyoji?"

"Emmmm, almost." It's actually a lie, Dazai Osamu's enchantment technique was actually learned from Kikyo, a shrine maiden who is said to be the strongest in the Warring Kingdom.

Zhongyuan Zhong also watched the two thousand-year-old foxes playing tricks on each other in boredom, yawning one after another, and then...he discovered an extremely interesting thing.

The child named Ichimaru Gin who was brought by Aizen and thrown outside, like a viper, would inadvertently show his blue-glowing fangs to his owner, which is really interesting.

Quiet Mimi controlled her spiritual power, and smashed down the tomato hanging on the branch that the child coveted for a long time.Ichimaru Gin stared at the persimmon that fell from the tree abruptly, then took the big persimmon with both hands and started to eat it.

For some reason, Mr. Nakahara always felt that this kind of Ichimaru Gin had a weird cuteness, which made him feel a sense of accomplishment in feeding small pets.

After Osamu Dazai finished talking with Aizen, there were not many persimmon trees that were full of fruits, except for the green persimmons.

Looking at the scattered fruit stones under the child's feet, Lanran smiled helplessly, "Silver, how many times have I told you that if you want to eat persimmons, I will buy them for you."

"No, vice-captain Aizan, these persimmons fell from the tree by himself." He defended himself with a long tail.

"..."

It seems that I know that this reason is very pale, although it is true.Ichimaru Gin looked at Aizen with a helpless expression, turned his head away, and took out the biggest persimmon in his arms that he had kept safe all the time, "This is for the vice-captain."

Involuntarily being stuffed with a red persimmon, Aizen squinted his eyes and asked, "Is it a bribe for me?"

"Oh, deputy captain, you should praise him for leaving you the best persimmons at this time." The silver-haired kid narrowed his slender eyes slightly, reminding him with a unique Kanto accent.

"Are you acting like a spoiled child to me? But no, a disobedient child will be spanked." Ai Ran, who was very principled to a certain extent, put away the persimmon, a serious educator child.

The instigator, Mr. Nakahara, saw that the situation was not good, and quietly, quietly returned to Dazai, pretending that he didn't know anything.