Seriously, let's run for our lives

Qiaoqiao once again corrected Yubang's language error, but it seemed that Yubone didn't intend to pay attention to her, and all his attention was focused on how to stew her in warm water.

"The pot is big enough to stew the whole one."

Very good, Jianghuai is "whole roast", Qiao Qiao is "whole stew", as expected of a couple, even the cooking premise is the same.

The members of the cannibal planet's kitchen are continuously pouring water into the pot. The water seems to be water from deep wells specially provided by nobles. It is sweet and pollution-free, and is most suitable for soup.

Qiao Qiao thought seriously: "How am I going to get in then? Do I jump in with a slam dunk, or climb in with the help of a ladder? Can't I take off my clothes? It's really indecent."

"Can you stop being so heartless, child?" Qin Shiyue patted her head and reprimanded her in a low voice, "This will stew you, isn't it important to save your life?"

"Sister Yue, don't worry, I promise they won't be able to eat this meal."

"...Why are you so confident?" Jiang Huai looked worried, "I originally planned to move the blame and run away."

"Please, then you will be shot into a sieve by them. Your figure is simply a living target."

"Understand that they will cover me."

Bai Lingchuan told the truth: "I don't think it will last long. After all, even if the three of us stay together, it's not enough for the laser gun to shoot a few rounds."

Sheng Zhiqing's brows and eyes crooked with a smile: "Who wants to do such a stupid thing with you?"

Qi Lang: "Oh."

Jiang Huai argued hard: "It's not just the three of you, but also Liang Yi."

"I'm busy." Liang Yi scratched slowly on the drawing board, still muttering, "I drew an ax and smashed the pot, and then we ran away while they went to replace the pot."

"...Are you giving up on yourself at all?"

Qiao Qiao stood on tiptoe and patted Jiang Huai's shoulder reassuringly: "Don't be afraid, I have a way to deal with it."

"Really?"

Before she could answer, she heard Fishbone calling: "Bring her a dress made of plain rice, and bring the footstool here for her to step on. When the water is slightly warm, push her down."

The rest of the people watched Qiao Qiao walk into the simple dressing room next to him with dumbfounded eyes, and after a while she came out barefoot wearing a small off-white opaque skirt, and threw the previous clothes to Jiang Huai by the way.

Liang Yi asked in a low voice: "What's the difference between this skirt and ordinary clothes?"

"It's said to be made of plain rice." Fishbone glanced at him contemptuously, "It's edible, it will melt on its own after being put into the pot, and it will make the soup thicker."

Qiaoqiao tore off the collar three times, five times and two times, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed: "Oh, it's sweet, do you want to try it?"

Everyone: "No more."

She squatted on the footstool, eating her plain rice sleeves, while observing the water that was slowly heating up in the pot, until she thought it was almost time, and saw the cannibals around, trying to push herself out of the pot , hastily stretched out a finger, and quickly probed into the water.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, the water is too hot and destroys the nutrients, so it can't achieve the effect of stewing me in warm water."

Fishbone was very puzzled: "How is that possible? What nonsense!" As a result, the next second he saw the water in the pot bubbling and bubbling, apparently completely boiled, "...@#￥#￥￥!#￥￥ %#%￥#%#%!"

Later, he was scolding his members in local dialect, which meant "dump it out and burn it again, you bunch of trash can't even measure the temperature".

To be on the safe side, this time he decided to go to the battle to supervise himself, but who knew he couldn't escape the spell of fate.Qiao Qiao still put his hand into the pot to try it as if nothing had happened, and then said calmly: "It's still too hot, how did you boil the water?"

"..."

In this way, the pot of water was boiled seven or eight times until it was completely dark, and the leader Da Xiazi sent someone to urge the rice.

Because Qiao Qiao was too bored, she had already turned a long-sleeved dress into a two-piece suit with a navel + short skirt. She turned her head and found that her teammates were sitting in a row on the ground, yawning Watch this farce.

Qin Shiyue commented: "Our little girl is really smart."

Jiang Huai nodded vigorously, deeply convinced, and proud of it.

I heard Fishbone say to the messenger in a very depressed mood: "￥%￥%%,￥%￥￥%%￥*[email protected]." Today is not an auspicious day, and something weird happened. I suggest sending This little girl from the earth will be raised for two more days to get rid of the evil spirit on her body.

Qiao Qiao naturally understood what he was talking about, and couldn't help muttering: "You are full of evil spirits. No matter what planet, if you encounter a situation that you can't explain, you will blame feudal superstition."

But in any case, the message of "feeding for a few more days" is still very gratifying, so she is going to go back to the room to cat first, and take the opportunity to study other countermeasures with everyone.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the group reached the door, they saw two more members of the cannibal star coming towards them. This time, they were obviously not here to rush, because they were in a panic, and one of them almost staggered and fell down.

"#￥#￥!@#@￥#%￥#￥#!"

Fishbone asked in surprise: "#￥#￥#￥?"

"#￥#%￥#%%#%%!"

Bai Lingchuan turned to Qiao Qiao in doubt: "What are you talking about? It doesn't feel right."

"It's true that the situation is not good." Qiao Qiao listened carefully to the conversation between the two sides, and his expression became more and more dignified, "This is troublesome, it seems that dozens of fighter planes from Planet Nassau are approaching the cannibal planet and will land soon. gone."

"Planet Nassau?"

"Ah, that is a famous warlike planet. The people are martial and well-equipped. I'm afraid there is no other purpose for coming here this time. It is to overthrow the rule of the big shrimp—because some time ago, the members of the cannibal star intercepted a spaceship. , and captured and ate all the passengers in the spaceship, there was a passenger in it, who was the second prince of the planet Nassau."

It's normal for the father to avenge his son's death and expand his power by the way.

But normal is normal, why were they accidentally involved in such a Star Wars?