Seriously, let's run for our lives

The life of the group of seven on the cannibal planet can be described by the four words "eating together and waiting to die". It is really "eating together" and "waiting to die".

The snacks delivered this afternoon are said to use the precious fat extracted from the obese members of the Dablov planet. This kind of fat has a special aroma, and it is a must for making snacks.

"Planet Dablov?" Jojo complained, "Does it sound like Russians? Fighting peoples are not immigrants, right? I remember that when the aliens just invaded the earth, the Russian people fought back aggressively, although they were suppressed afterwards , but the heroic deeds are still difficult to erase.”

Bai Lingchuan's expression was unbelievable: "Is this the point? The point is what we should do with this plate of dim sum, right? This is the refined human oil! The fat man's human oil!"

"Anyway, I don't eat. I only eat chocolate. As the youngest in the team, I deserve special treatment." Qiao Qiao devoted himself to her own snacks and turned on the rascal girl mode, "It's actually not that hard to swallow, you Don't think of that oil as adult oil, just treat it as ordinary hair oil!"

"...You use hair oil to make snacks? How about not washing your hair for a few days?"

"Oh, don't pay attention to these details, look at the baby soup that day, isn't everything resolved?"

Jiang Huai was surprised and said: "Qiao Qiao, you don't have a good memory. Isn't the baby soup packed in your snack plastic bag and thrown away?"

"Eh? That's right, I almost forgot."

Bai Lingchuan looked at her sympathetically: "Maybe eating too much chocolate affects IQ. You are the brain of our team. Don't be too addicted to sweets. I'll eat half of it for you."

"Don't even think about it! That plate of oily snacks is your mission!"

Qin Shiyue waved his hands again and again: "Don't talk about the brain anymore, last night I was going to throw up the whole pot of Somana planet's brainwashing, but Liang Yi could eat it. I underestimated him before."

Liang Yi said modestly: "It's just for survival, you don't eat, someone has to bear all this."

Everyone: "Wow, I'm so touched, tears are streaming down my face."

"I have something to ask, has everyone gained weight in the past few days?" Sheng Zhiqing said with a smile, "Seeing that you are all so excited, have you ever thought about when you will be eaten?"

"As far as I know, except for Luna and Qiao Qiao, everyone has gained two or three catties." Bai Lingchuan said with emotion, "Girls who don't like to gain weight are fine. I guess if this continues, my eight-pack belly will lose weight." Muscles are going to disappear—the qi waves, and the two of you will also be gone.”

"Could it be that in this kind of ghost place, will someone invite me to shoot a magazine? Who cares."

"That's right, girls should be more dangerous in comparison. What if Da Xiazi thinks that feeding you fat is an impossible task, so what if you plan to eat it without wasting food?"

Originally, these words were just to scare them, but who would have thought that the appearance of the fishbone at the next moment would, by coincidence, confirm Bai Lingchuan's words.

The fishbone pushed the door open, and there was still an indifferent face that said "you stupid and low-quality ingredients": "Small man, come out."

The atmosphere was quiet for a while, Qiao Qiao turned around and glanced at the boys who were over 1 meters tall, and then looked at the tall and slender Qin Shiyue next to him, and suddenly understood who the so-called "little guy" was dissing, and she came out very unhappy. List.

"what?"

Fishbone said every word: "After careful consideration, the leader thinks that women on earth may never gain weight, so he decided not to waste any more food. Let's try it tonight."

Before the words were finished, everyone at the scene turned around tacitly and began to beat Bai Lingchuan violently.

"Call you Crow's Mouth!" Qiao Qiao grabbed Bai Lingchuan's handsome face with both hands, and pulled it to both sides, "Also, did that big shrimp have some misunderstandings about the earth? Women on the earth will get fat, but I This kind of little fairy is an exception!"

Bai Lingchuan was quite mad: "Is it appropriate to say this now? Hey Qi Lang, you stepped on my foot!"

Qi Lang extinguished the cigarette between his fingers, moved his right foot slowly, and kicked him with his left foot: "Get up."

"...I fucking remembered it, do you agree with me?"

Sheng Zhiqing let go of his arms with a half-smile, "I'm really sorry."

Seeing that they were busy making jokes and completely ignoring their own existence, Yubang felt that his majesty had been violated. He came over aggressively and wanted to drag Qiao Qiao away: "The leader calls for you to eat, and you must be served on the table before dark tonight."

Qiaoqiao fought desperately, drawing two lines of marks on the ground with his nails, and finally hugged the door frame like a koala and wailed: "I won't go! I'm not mature yet, so I can't eat it!"

Jiang Huai followed behind and said righteously: "I'm already cooked! Eat me first!"

"You can't." Yubone snorted coldly, "The leader said that he would raise you for another half a month, and then roast the whole thing until it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and we all cut it up and ate it together."

"...Excuse me, isn't that roast suckling pig?" Mr. Jiang Huai, who is fit and strong, was strongly stimulated and even began to doubt his life.

Sheng Zhiqing stretched out a hand to Bai Lingchuan who was still lying on the ground, and the latter stood up with his strength, and the two walked side by side in front of the fishbone, singing together.

"It's okay to eat this little girl, but you have to bring us along."

"Yes, we have a deep relationship. Even if she is going to be eaten, I have to give her a ride myself."

Qin Shiyue quickly got involved with Liang Yi: "In that case, let's give her a ride together!"

Qi Lang nodded: "Yes."

Jojo: "..."

Then everyone followed the fishbone in a mighty way, and when they arrived at the back kitchen, they found that a large iron pot had been set up there long ago.If you want to describe the shape of the iron pot in detail, it is probably similar to the iron pot for stewing sheep in Big Big Wolf’s castle in the cartoon "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" many years ago.

Qiao Qiao was very nervous, so nervous that he almost rode on Jiang Huai's neck: "Is this for stewing me?"

Fishbone said: "According to the cooking advice given by the leader, you should use the method of 'stewing toads in warm water', heat slowly, so that your nutrients will not be lost at all, and all of them will be incorporated into the broth to lock in the deliciousness."

"...That's called boiling frogs in warm water, thank you."