Seriously, let's run for our lives
Chapter 23 This Disgusting Planet
The moment the bee guard fell to the ground and died without saying a word, Qi Lang turned his head abruptly, just in time to see Bai Lingchuan retreating a few steps, blood oozing from his fingers covering the wound.
"I owe you another favor."
Bai Lingchuan sighed heavily: "Stop talking nonsense, think about how to rush out, Liang Yi and the others will all be arrested to make wine after a while."
At the same time, Sheng Zhiqing, who was firmly suppressed by Er Gazi, had his eyes turned cold. He suddenly raised his hand, and without warning, he tore off the tights of the tailless swallowtail - because Liang Yi drew the buttons, it was very convenient to take off , and he really didn't wear anything except a pair of trousers.
He punched Er Gazi head-on, hitting Er Gazi directly in the face, only to see that the latter's nose was bleeding profusely, as if even his facial features had been flattened a bit.But Er Gazi is not a vegetarian after all, the fighting power of this big snail is worthy of its appearance and size, and it becomes even more annoyed when it suffers, and it also becomes more fierce in its counterattack.
"%¥#%¥#%¥!!!"
Qi Lang twisted the neck of a bee guard with his backhand, and turned to look at Bai Lingchuan with a gloomy expression: "He asked his men to go down and move the weapons. The guns on the Insect Planet are filled with corrosive mucus as ammunition, which will make the skin fester. It’s not easy to heal.”
Bai Lingchuan made a decisive decision: "Take this bastard as a hostage!" Yan Bi leaped towards Er Gazi in a flash, and pressed his knee against Ergazi's chest forcefully, and cooperated with Sheng Zhiqing to push him down on the sofa again.
Ergazi seems to have well-developed limbs and a simple mind, but in fact he is very malicious. He raised his hand quickly and hit Bai Lingchuan on the right shoulder. Lingchuan couldn't help crying out in pain.
"Fuck!"
Then just after cursing this sentence, Sheng Zhiqing raised the knife in his hand and inserted the fruit knife in the same position as Er Gazi's right shoulder, with such force that there was no handle on the knife.
Er Gazi let out howls like killing a pig, although he couldn't understand what he was cursing, in short, it was not a good thing.
At this time, Qi Lang had already dealt with the rest of the bee guards. He kicked the door open, went forward and pulled Er Gazi up by his collar, and placed the bloody fruit knife across the opponent's neck.
"#¥#¥#%#%¥?"
Bai Lingchuan asked in a low voice: "Can you translate by the way?"
"I asked him, where is the alien's common aircraft."
As a result, Er Gazi was extremely uncooperative, put on a contemptuous expression that would rather die than submit, and turned his head to one side.
"If he doesn't say anything, someone will." Sheng Zhiqing smiled slightly, "Tie him up and go downstairs to help."
After all, the four people downstairs belonged to the auxiliary or long-range attack department. If they were really gang-beaten, the winning rate would be extremely low.
Ever since he received the purple card and possessed superpowers full of slots, Jiang Huai has probably sung all the songs he hasn’t sung in the past 20 years—and tonight, his singing has almost reached the level of distraction. recent peak.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~"
Yes, the long-lost "Opera 2" reappeared. This song was ordered by Liang Yi just now. The reason is that the sound of the dolphin can throw the group of damned bug stars higher, so that they can fall harder.
"...Are you sure it's the sound of a dolphin? Why do I feel that it's not too different from the sound effect of hell in horror movies?"
Qin Shiyue didn't forget the business while she was talking, she picked up the solid wooden chair and smashed the back of the head of the cockroach waiter in front of her, who knew that she didn't faint directly, and the other party turned around and stared at her angrily.She reacted very quickly, and immediately pretended to have a pitiful and guilty expression, and waved her hand with tears in her eyes to signal that she hit the wrong person, and then when the other person relaxed her vigilance and turned around, she picked up the chair again—very good, This time I was dizzy.
The goddesses were all charging ahead, and of course he couldn't be cowardly. Relying on his faint impression from watching TV dramas before, Liang Yi sketched a pair of spears and shields.Unexpectedly, before he raised the shield, his hands and feet were stuck by the silk of the spider girl who was sneaking up behind him.
"..." He turned his head slowly and asked patiently, "Are you playing Journey to the West?"
The spider girl couldn't understand his words, and she didn't seem to intend to understand. She only had the excitement of catching the prey, and continued to spin and spin the web round and round until she completely enveloped him.
But Liang Yi is not stupid. He has been holding the drawing board in his arms. Seeing the spider girl turn around to look for another target, he quickly put the drawing board on his belly, held the pen in his mouth, and drew scissors on it crookedly. .
When he was obsessed with the art of painting and couldn't extricate himself, Jiang Huai on the stage was so loud that his throat was about to split, but one person's strength was limited after all, and the enemy was numerous and powerful. Go forward and charge to the stage one after another.
Jiang Huai coughed twice, he turned his head to look at Qiao Qiao, feeling wronged like a big dog being bullied: "I can't sing anymore."
Before he finished speaking, two lumps of unidentified viscous objects flew towards him, blasting black and yellow marks on his coat, and the pungent stench quickly spread.
"..." A handsome 1.9-meter-three man suddenly bent over and retched like morning sickness.
"How can I still bring chopping shit?!" Qiao Qiao couldn't help being furious after witnessing all this, and suddenly felt a sense of responsibility to protect the young father (?), "Jiang Huai, don't be angry! I'm going to kill those two Kill the dung beetle!"
Jiang Huai wanted to cry but had no tears: "How do you kill..."
"True warriors don't make excuses for themselves!" Jojo lifted the backstage curtain and quickly dragged out a box of carbonated drinks for stage actors to quench their thirst. genius!"
She shook one of the bottles of Coke vigorously, pointed at the approaching dung beetle and unscrewed the cap.
In an instant, the cola spewed out a stream of white foaming water, which became extremely hot as it passed through her outstretched fingers, and hit the dung beetle in front of it impartially. Meat smell.
"Jiang Huai continues to sing! Come and help me unscrew the bottle cap!"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow? But she stopped him hesitantly.
"Forget it, you still don't come here, I want to vomit."
"..."
Seeing that the stage has become the target of public criticism, not only the dung beetles fought bravely to take the lead, but also dripping saliva and emerald green snot were flying all over the sky. It can be seen that it is not obvious on paper, how disgusting and perverted the insect planet is, only to experience it personally Just known.
At the critical moment, Liang Yi's scissors finally completed the drawing. It took him a lot of effort to cut off all the spider webs wrapped around his body. The unknown mucus slipped and staggered, and then a big belly bug fell from the sky, its buttocks were pressing on his face, and in the next second, the strong fart smell filled every pore of his body.
The sour feeling was like pressing his head into a jar of toilet water filled with stinky tofu and rotten eggs. He was about to suffocate and lost the courage to live.
Not far away, Qin Shiyue, who was temporarily hiding under the table, happened to see this scene, and couldn't help covering her eyes with sympathy.
Thanks for your hard work, my benefactor.
"I owe you another favor."
Bai Lingchuan sighed heavily: "Stop talking nonsense, think about how to rush out, Liang Yi and the others will all be arrested to make wine after a while."
At the same time, Sheng Zhiqing, who was firmly suppressed by Er Gazi, had his eyes turned cold. He suddenly raised his hand, and without warning, he tore off the tights of the tailless swallowtail - because Liang Yi drew the buttons, it was very convenient to take off , and he really didn't wear anything except a pair of trousers.
He punched Er Gazi head-on, hitting Er Gazi directly in the face, only to see that the latter's nose was bleeding profusely, as if even his facial features had been flattened a bit.But Er Gazi is not a vegetarian after all, the fighting power of this big snail is worthy of its appearance and size, and it becomes even more annoyed when it suffers, and it also becomes more fierce in its counterattack.
"%¥#%¥#%¥!!!"
Qi Lang twisted the neck of a bee guard with his backhand, and turned to look at Bai Lingchuan with a gloomy expression: "He asked his men to go down and move the weapons. The guns on the Insect Planet are filled with corrosive mucus as ammunition, which will make the skin fester. It’s not easy to heal.”
Bai Lingchuan made a decisive decision: "Take this bastard as a hostage!" Yan Bi leaped towards Er Gazi in a flash, and pressed his knee against Ergazi's chest forcefully, and cooperated with Sheng Zhiqing to push him down on the sofa again.
Ergazi seems to have well-developed limbs and a simple mind, but in fact he is very malicious. He raised his hand quickly and hit Bai Lingchuan on the right shoulder. Lingchuan couldn't help crying out in pain.
"Fuck!"
Then just after cursing this sentence, Sheng Zhiqing raised the knife in his hand and inserted the fruit knife in the same position as Er Gazi's right shoulder, with such force that there was no handle on the knife.
Er Gazi let out howls like killing a pig, although he couldn't understand what he was cursing, in short, it was not a good thing.
At this time, Qi Lang had already dealt with the rest of the bee guards. He kicked the door open, went forward and pulled Er Gazi up by his collar, and placed the bloody fruit knife across the opponent's neck.
"#¥#¥#%#%¥?"
Bai Lingchuan asked in a low voice: "Can you translate by the way?"
"I asked him, where is the alien's common aircraft."
As a result, Er Gazi was extremely uncooperative, put on a contemptuous expression that would rather die than submit, and turned his head to one side.
"If he doesn't say anything, someone will." Sheng Zhiqing smiled slightly, "Tie him up and go downstairs to help."
After all, the four people downstairs belonged to the auxiliary or long-range attack department. If they were really gang-beaten, the winning rate would be extremely low.
Ever since he received the purple card and possessed superpowers full of slots, Jiang Huai has probably sung all the songs he hasn’t sung in the past 20 years—and tonight, his singing has almost reached the level of distraction. recent peak.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~"
Yes, the long-lost "Opera 2" reappeared. This song was ordered by Liang Yi just now. The reason is that the sound of the dolphin can throw the group of damned bug stars higher, so that they can fall harder.
"...Are you sure it's the sound of a dolphin? Why do I feel that it's not too different from the sound effect of hell in horror movies?"
Qin Shiyue didn't forget the business while she was talking, she picked up the solid wooden chair and smashed the back of the head of the cockroach waiter in front of her, who knew that she didn't faint directly, and the other party turned around and stared at her angrily.She reacted very quickly, and immediately pretended to have a pitiful and guilty expression, and waved her hand with tears in her eyes to signal that she hit the wrong person, and then when the other person relaxed her vigilance and turned around, she picked up the chair again—very good, This time I was dizzy.
The goddesses were all charging ahead, and of course he couldn't be cowardly. Relying on his faint impression from watching TV dramas before, Liang Yi sketched a pair of spears and shields.Unexpectedly, before he raised the shield, his hands and feet were stuck by the silk of the spider girl who was sneaking up behind him.
"..." He turned his head slowly and asked patiently, "Are you playing Journey to the West?"
The spider girl couldn't understand his words, and she didn't seem to intend to understand. She only had the excitement of catching the prey, and continued to spin and spin the web round and round until she completely enveloped him.
But Liang Yi is not stupid. He has been holding the drawing board in his arms. Seeing the spider girl turn around to look for another target, he quickly put the drawing board on his belly, held the pen in his mouth, and drew scissors on it crookedly. .
When he was obsessed with the art of painting and couldn't extricate himself, Jiang Huai on the stage was so loud that his throat was about to split, but one person's strength was limited after all, and the enemy was numerous and powerful. Go forward and charge to the stage one after another.
Jiang Huai coughed twice, he turned his head to look at Qiao Qiao, feeling wronged like a big dog being bullied: "I can't sing anymore."
Before he finished speaking, two lumps of unidentified viscous objects flew towards him, blasting black and yellow marks on his coat, and the pungent stench quickly spread.
"..." A handsome 1.9-meter-three man suddenly bent over and retched like morning sickness.
"How can I still bring chopping shit?!" Qiao Qiao couldn't help being furious after witnessing all this, and suddenly felt a sense of responsibility to protect the young father (?), "Jiang Huai, don't be angry! I'm going to kill those two Kill the dung beetle!"
Jiang Huai wanted to cry but had no tears: "How do you kill..."
"True warriors don't make excuses for themselves!" Jojo lifted the backstage curtain and quickly dragged out a box of carbonated drinks for stage actors to quench their thirst. genius!"
She shook one of the bottles of Coke vigorously, pointed at the approaching dung beetle and unscrewed the cap.
In an instant, the cola spewed out a stream of white foaming water, which became extremely hot as it passed through her outstretched fingers, and hit the dung beetle in front of it impartially. Meat smell.
"Jiang Huai continues to sing! Come and help me unscrew the bottle cap!"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow? But she stopped him hesitantly.
"Forget it, you still don't come here, I want to vomit."
"..."
Seeing that the stage has become the target of public criticism, not only the dung beetles fought bravely to take the lead, but also dripping saliva and emerald green snot were flying all over the sky. It can be seen that it is not obvious on paper, how disgusting and perverted the insect planet is, only to experience it personally Just known.
At the critical moment, Liang Yi's scissors finally completed the drawing. It took him a lot of effort to cut off all the spider webs wrapped around his body. The unknown mucus slipped and staggered, and then a big belly bug fell from the sky, its buttocks were pressing on his face, and in the next second, the strong fart smell filled every pore of his body.
The sour feeling was like pressing his head into a jar of toilet water filled with stinky tofu and rotten eggs. He was about to suffocate and lost the courage to live.
Not far away, Qin Shiyue, who was temporarily hiding under the table, happened to see this scene, and couldn't help covering her eyes with sympathy.
Thanks for your hard work, my benefactor.
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