Seriously, let's run for our lives

Under Qi Lang's guidance, Bai Lingchuan and Sheng Zhiqing found the office easily. There were two bee guards at the door, who stopped them expressionlessly.

"#￥#%￥#!"

Bai Lingchuan regretted it. In fact, he should have brought Qiao Qiao up with him, after all, an interpreter is needed to enter the door.

At this time, he keenly felt the red wine bottle in his hand tremble slightly, and he understood it instantly, and quickly put the bottle mouth close to his ear in a pretentious manner.

Qi Lang is the owner of the bar, and he has come into contact with many kinds of customers, so he knows some foreign languages.

Based on Qi Lang's desperately lowered voice, Bai Lingchuan tried to identify: "Ku, Ku Liha?"

Sheng Zhiqing next to him: "..."

The two bee guards asked back: "#￥#￥%#?"

"Wow, wipe, wipe, secret!"

Unexpectedly, his poor pronunciation actually deceived the other party, and one of the bee guards turned back the combination lock on the door.

"&%￥!"

The moment before the door opened, Bai Lingchuan was rather surprised. He asked in a low voice, "What do you mean by those words you taught me?"

Qi Lang said: "Say you are here to give their boss a cute little handsome guy."

"...Do you still have this kind of service in your bar?" Bai Lingchuan couldn't help but sneak a glance at Sheng Zhiqing who was next to him. There was no doubt that the cute little handsome guy was referring to this one.

"It didn't exist before, but as long as it's a bar run by aliens, basically there are."

The door had been slowly closed from behind, Sheng Zhiqing suddenly elbowed Bai Lingchuan's arm, the latter suddenly raised his head, and saw a burly man reclining on the leather sofa, a burly man There are a pair of fleshy tentacles on the top of the head, and a huge snail shell on the back - it seems that the initiator of the bar robbery is right.

I heard Qi Lang mention it before, the name of the leader of the worms was transliterated, and it seemed to be Ergazi.

Er Gazi took his eyes on Sheng Zhiqing at a glance. It can be seen that Sheng Zhiqing's innocent and soft appearance is generally popular in the world of aliens, and Liang Yi this time positioned him as a tailless swallowtail butterfly with golden and colorful wings , not to mention how good-looking it is, naturally attractive.

"￥%￥,￥%￥%￥!"

Naturally, Sheng Zhiqing couldn't understand what the other party was saying, Qi Lang told Bai Lingchuan: "The snail asked him to sit over."

Then Bai Lingchuan stretched out his hand, pushed Sheng Zhiqing onto the sofa, and got Sheng Zhiqing's cold eyes.

Er Gazi put his arms around Sheng Zhiqing's shoulders, and asked with a smile, "￥%￥%?"

Without an interpreter, Sheng Zhiqing couldn't answer, but of course this little matter didn't bother him. He pointed to his throat, coughed twice pretending to be weak, and signaled that he couldn't speak for the time being—so he got away with it.

Er Gazi gave Bai Lingchuan a stern look: "#￥!"

Qi Lang: "He asked you to pour the wine."

"Are you kidding? I'm not pouring wine, but your brains?"

"...There are ready-made ones on the table." If it weren't for the situation, and he was in a transformed state, and he couldn't care about this idiot, maybe Qi Lang would have pushed his head into the trash can.

Bai Lingchuan realized later, he hurriedly took the bottle of freshly brewed beer on the table and filled Er Gazi's glass, and then saw a gleam of light flashing by. ashtray.

He secretly poked and stood beside him, watching Er Gazi's greasy hands, trying to take advantage of Sheng Zhiqing. Although Sheng Zhiqing reluctantly cooperated with the overall situation, he would cast gloomy eyes on him from time to time, and the two of them made eye contact silently.

——It's useless for you to stare at me, after all, we have to get this bastard drunk before we can start.

——What if you are not drunk?

——Then...the only option is to forcefully beat him.

——In that case, why not just start beating him?

Having said that, Sheng Zhiqing actually understood very well that the chance of a direct beating was too low. After all, their main purpose of coming this time was to find the aircraft, but they hadn't even determined the exact location of the aircraft, so they had no confidence in rushing to attack.

Forbearance is the first word, and the sacrifice of this color is sacrificed.

However, the three people upstairs never expected that at such an important moment, the four people downstairs would lose the chain first—because of some force majeure.

The emerald grasshopper host on the stage is shouting enthusiastically: "￥￥%￥￥%#%￥#￥!"

Qiao Qiao interpreted conscientiously: "He said, 'The following is the time for the much-anticipated happy song, please let me see your waving hands'."

Liang Yi waved his hand hesitantly when he heard the words, and was immediately pressed down by Qin Shiyue: "What's the matter with you! Don't meddle in it!"

As a result, the so-called happy song time is when numbers are randomly drawn on the stage, and the guests at that table will come on stage to sing a song.

With such a low probability, it was a coincidence that the four of them were completely confused when they saw the bright number 307 appearing on the big screen.

If a person is doomed to be unlucky, he can be scalded to death by drinking cold water.

A light above the head followed the direction the grasshopper host pointed, and hit Jiang Huai's face impartially. The host happily said: "#￥%#￥%#￥#%￥#￥!"

There was applause and cheers from the audience.

Qiao Qiao's expression was desperate at that moment: "Why don't I know, so the cicadas are a famous singing family of the Insect Planet? Jianghuai, he asked you to come on stage and sing."

Jianghuai: "..."

Qin Shiyue was so angry that she almost slapped Liang Yi across the face: "What's wrong with you painting! You have to paint him with cicada skin!"

Liang Yi was very aggrieved: "Jianghuai requested it on his own initiative..."

At this time, riding a tiger was hard to get off, and it was impossible to refuse, so he had to resign himself to fate, Jiang Huai simply closed his eyes and shot the case horizontally, striding towards the stage.

He bit the bullet and took the wireless microphone handed over by the host, bathed in the warm gazes from all directions, after a long time, he finally spoke with a vibrato.

If you don't know how to sing the songs of Insect Planet, you can only pick a song from Earth.

"The dark sky is low, the bright stars follow, the insects are flying, the insects are flying, who are you missing..."

Howling ghosts and howling wolves, heart-piercing.

Qin Shiyue supported his forehead and sighed: "This is the end."

Before the words fell, the audience in the audience, who were pierced by the magic voice, had already roared: "￥￥%#%￥%#%!"

Qiao Qiao slapped his thigh hard: "They said that this person is a fake, he is definitely not a cicada, but a spy."

"Isn't this nonsense... Hey! They're going to do it!" Qin Shiyue grabbed a chair and rushed into the chaotic crowd. Her figure was strong, and she didn't look like a female anchor who stayed at home and played games all day long. "Assemble ! Protect our Jianghuai!"

Seeing that Liang Yi followed with his drawing board in his arms, Qiao Qiao took the juice in front of him, took advantage of his petite figure and sneaked around to the side of the stage, and just before the grasshopper host was about to grab Jiang Huai, he put his finger into the cup Then, he backhanded and splashed a whole cup of hot juice on the opponent's face.

"￥%￥%!!!"

"It's useless for you to scold me, you're the little bitch." She muttered, then raised her voice and yelled at Jiang Huai, "Sing! Keep singing!"

Jiang Huai saw a ferocious dung beetle behind him, his claws were about to touch her, and he was so nervous that he thought of something to sing: "Sister, sit on the bow, brother walk on the shore—"

So the huge dung beetle was thrown high to the ceiling, and then fell heavily and smashed a table, leaving nothing to be desired.

The scene was once uncontrollable.

The movement downstairs is about to lift the roof of the bar, and the upstairs will not fail to receive the news. Two bee guards hurriedly opened the door to report: "@#, #￥#￥#%￥#%￥!"

Er Gazi punched the table angrily: "%￥%￥?"

He got up suddenly, and was about to go downstairs to preside over the overall situation. Unexpectedly, before he could get around the sofa, he was tripped by Sheng Zhiqing who stretched out his leg decisively.

"Big White!"

Bai Lingchuan rushed over in an instant, and took advantage of the opportunity to push Er Gazi to the ground. Seeing the bee guard behind him rushing to stop him, he picked up the ashtray and slapped him on the face without thinking.

Sheng Zhiqing kindly reminded: "Isn't this ashtray Qi Lang?"

"...Yes."

Almost at the same moment, Qi Lang had recovered his figure on the spot, and there was an obvious bruise on his forehead. He kicked the bee guard over, and soon three other guards heard the sound outside the door. Arrived, it can be seen that there is no way out.

"Let's fight quickly."

He dropped this sentence, picked up the table with one hand and threw it out, suspending the offensive of the bee guards, and then met their siege fiercely.

In contrast, the task of subduing Er Gazi is even more difficult. After all, as the leader, Er Gazi is not just waiting to die. Taking a feint at the right time, he slashed the fruit knife towards the vitals of Sheng Zhiqing's neck with his backhand.

At the critical moment, Bai Lingchuan slapped himself in time, and successfully transferred the fruit knife to his hand. Sheng Zhiqing was able to take the lead and slammed a wine bottle on Er Gazi's head.

An ominous premonition arose in his mind, Bai Lingchuan looked up subconsciously, and saw that Qi Lang was dealing with several guards by himself, which inevitably created a loophole for the other party to take advantage of, and one of the bees was quietly approaching behind Qi Lang, The sharp bee sting in his hand was aimed at Qi Langhou's heart.

"Get out of the way!"

Before he could think about it, he rushed forward, and firmly grasped the opponent's wrist one second before the bee sting fell. Unexpectedly, at this moment, another bee guard who was planning to attack Qi Lang suddenly showed a fierce look, turned his direction, and moved The bee sting in his hand dug deep into his right shoulder.

The pain stimulated his brain, and aroused a bit of hostility in Bai Lingchuan that was not easy to reveal. Without a moment's hesitation, he gritted his teeth and pulled out the bee sting. While the blood splashed out of his red sleeve, he quickly stabbed it into the guard's chest with his backhand. Throat.

"Damn."