Lion Lianmeng

Lions and lions are born different.

Some lions are naturally intelligent and agile, while others are so stupid that they can bury shit on their paws.

Timmy, the current health committee member of the North Central Lions Alliance, is really worried about those foreign lions.

He was born with obsessive-compulsive disorder and couldn't tolerate those lions who couldn't bury their excrement properly. For this reason, he took the initiative to demonstrate "digging pits - shitting - kicking soil, burying accurately, without leaking a little breath" the whole process.

However, the lions all showed tired and cheeky expressions.

Even if the 360-degree surround sound 'Seriously Bury Shit, Seriously Bury Shit, Seriously Bury Shit' is heard in the ears, I can still cover my ears with my paws, pretending that I didn't hear anything.The lion kings, who are obviously overlords outside, are lying shamelessly on the grass at this time, rolling and cheating: "Wow, it's impossible to bury it, and I won't bury it in this life~!"

It's reasonable for you not to talk about hygiene!

Timmy was so angry that his seven orifices were smoking, and he couldn't help but rushed forward, growling and biting.

After discovering the conflict here, Allen and Andre naturally rushed over to help.

In just a few hours, the lions started several big melees, and in the end, they often bit into a ball regardless of whether they were enemies or friends.

The prairie wren led a group of birds and sang hoarsely in the air: "No fighting! Be harmonious and friendly."

The lions ignored it and continued: Ho Ho Ho!

During this process, the lionesses get along much more peacefully.

Although the female lions are also very xenophobic, they know that these foreign lions are all here for the meeting and leave after the meeting, so their attitude is barely friendly.

At first, the lionesses from different prides always kept a distance, watching each other vigilantly and defensively.

But when the male lions started fighting, a female lion he didn't know couldn't help complaining: "Why are you fighting again? I haven't seen such diligence in hunting."

Instantly, all the lionesses felt the same way: "Don't your male lions help hunt?" "Yes, male lions have never been responsible for hunting."

But then, a female lion suddenly said: "Actually, our male lions still help sometimes, but to be honest, I would rather they not help. They are too big and scare away their prey every time they do not lurk well. Moreover, A beautiful mane is beautiful, but it can block the view and get in the way, clumsy, unless you catch those big prey that require great strength, otherwise it will be a disservice all day long."

The other lioness couldn't help but also said: "Indeed, but the mane is beautiful and the face is also beautiful. I like to keep it. It doesn't matter if I can't help. Anyway, I'm a good hunter, so I can afford it!"

The lionesses showed off excitedly for a while: "My hunting skills are also very good, and it only takes a few seconds to catch the duiker." "What is that, I can take my sisters to catch bison." "I have eaten hippos, Have you ever eaten?"

Under the bleak shadows of the herbivores...

This group of ferocious lionesses began to discuss very dangerous, bloody and violent topics.

About how to kill the crocodile (the crocodile dives back into the water silently); how to disperse the flock as quickly as possible, and catch the leader and kill it (the antelopes subconsciously step back); (The leader of the buffalo stared at a pair of eyes as big as copper bells); how to scratch the wild horse into a zebra with his claws (no matter what horse trembles)...

At the same time, the lions who did not know each other stopped fighting and licked their fur.

After all, they are here for a meeting, and they can't really fight to the death. They carefully comb their hair with their tongues, licking all the hair that was messed up by the fight just now, and straightening out the knotted place.

It may be this harmonious atmosphere that made the lions feel relaxed after the fight.

A male lion without a mane suddenly whined at Timmy: "Oh, golden retriever, we will leave after the exchange meeting the day after tomorrow. Don't worry about burying shit or anything. It's useless to talk about it. If you can't bury it right, you can't bury it right, and you won't be able to practice it for a while."

The other male lions also nodded and whined, thinking that Timmy was a strong lion and did not understand the lion's feelings.

They complained one after another: "We didn't bury them before, but if we were suddenly asked to bury them, how could we do it well? This is simply bullying foreign lions."

Timmy especially wanted to proudly tell them that he had buried it quickly and well the first time.

But there is no evidence, so I can only give up.

Moreover, under such circumstances, or in other words, facing a group of such stupid lions, knowing that there will be no better results if you continue to persevere, Timmy has no choice but to sullenly lower his requirements and choose to accept the cruel cruelty with compromise. Reality, painfully enduring those foreign lions shitting and peeing in their own territory... It's sad to think about it.

But the foreign lions collectively breathed a sigh of relief, and the atmosphere became more harmonious without the magic sound piercing their ears.

Tired from the fight, they were just like the lionesses, lying or lying or lying on the grass in all directions, chatting leisurely.

However, the topic that most interested the lion was caused by the maneless lion just now.

Mane-less lions have always been a very unique race in the lion world. Because the male lions of this group are born without manes, they are all forced to become "ladies in disguise" in the lion world. For this reason, whether it is courtship, or Fighting, these natural 'women's big men' are helplessly at a disadvantage in the competition.Therefore, in order to survive and reproduce, lions without manes are often braver and more daring to fight than lions with manes.

In this case, the maneless lion is very taboo to lift the mane.

But this lion without a mane is a different kind.

After the fight, he looked enviously at the big black mane on Andre's head, neck and shoulder blades, and boasted, "Your mane is so handsome."

Andre's expression was a little weird.

Because he had also seen this lion nicknamed 'The Lion Without a Mane' in his previous life.

At that time, the maneless lion king was bitten by a stray lion and was dying.

But before he died, when he met Andre who was chasing those stray lions, he didn't answer him, "Where did the stray lions that bit you go?" The mane is so handsome', and then died.

This unreliable reaction really left a deep impression on Andre.

I didn't expect that once we met in this life, he would still be the same.

However, when Andre was distracted recalling his previous life...

The maneless lion's words immediately caught the attention of all the male lions.

The proud male lions discussed one by one: "Oh, look at me, my mane is really beautiful! Reddish-brown, unique, no other male lion has our authentic reddish-brown mane "Hey! Reddish brown is neither fish nor fowl, look at my brown, the purest and most handsome." "What do you call handsome! The mane is not only based on the color, but also on my mane. It is naturally curly, fluffy, No slits, see, come here, look carefully, it’s curly here, it’s super beautiful.”

"Shut up! Can you look as good as my gold? The color of the sun." Timmy also roared with great vanity.

He couldn't wait to show his golden mane to all the lions, and roared arrogantly: "Look at this again, new hairstyle, do you have it? You don't!!"

"Fuck, what's that? Braid?" The lions were astonished.

Timmy immediately raised his head and shook it deliberately to show off. The two long golden two-strand braids hidden in the semicircular ears were exposed, so foreign!

"When did Titi get her new hairstyle, I didn't notice it!" Allen was very surprised.

"The baboon helped to weave it this morning. It's hidden under the mane, so it's not easy to see. But..." Andre replied lovingly: "My brother is so beautiful."

Timmy's experimental new hairdo is a big success.

Under the envious eyes of all the lions, he decided to order the baboon to braid himself a golden braid.

The other animals who came to the exchange meeting watched the beautiful daily social activity of 'lions discussing how to kill prey, and male lions discussing how to make hairstyles' with dull expressions, which deepened their new understanding of lions.

Time passed by, and when the sun was about to set, the members who signed up for the exchange meeting finally arrived.

At the last moment, the two lion kings of the Makamo Twin Lions Alliance, Black Mane Karl and Golden Mane Casa, arrived late. They were the last members to arrive, because the distance was the farthest, and there was still a rushing road in the middle. river.

There has been a lot of rain recently, causing the water level of the river to rise suddenly.

Therefore, crossing the river took too much time for them.

However, Karl with the black mane is as burly as ever. When crossing the river, although his legs were submerged in the water, most of his majestic body was still above the water surface. Therefore, he looked calm, and accompanied by the sound of the river, Walking quietly through the water step by step, the whole process is steady; but the relatively small Golden Mane Casa, the movement is not so free.When he was crossing the river, although his back was able to float on the water, his legs and half of his body were all submerged in the water, and his expression looked annoyed.Occasionally, in order to avoid deep water, he would jump forward and jump forward. At first glance, he seemed very lively, but in fact he was full of anger.

The trip was not going well, and the grumpy Kasa almost exploded the whole lion: "Why do the lions travel through mountains and rivers?"

Black-maned Carl calmed his brother with expert brazenness: "To eat the other lion's prey, to live in the other lion's territory, to see the other lion's female, to beat the other lion's children, of course."

Makes sense!

Casa suddenly calmed down.

The two brothers came to the territory of the North Central Lions Alliance with good wishes.

Standing at the border, they let out the loudest, loudest announcement: "Ow, are there any lions? Pick up!"

At this time, father and son had been separated for four or five years.

The three Xiongshi brothers heard the sound and ran out to check it out. They only thought the roar sounded familiar, and they didn't recognize their father for a while.

"These two male lions look familiar." Allen said with narrowed eyes.

"It seems to be a familiar lion?" Andre began to think about his previous life again.

提米蹲坐着，舔了舔爪子，胡须微动，若有所思的表情：“以前见过吧？不过，我看见他们就爪尖痒，特别想挠花那两张欠揍的大脸。 "