Lion Lianmeng

Due to the exchange meeting, the territory of the North Central Lions Alliance presents a thriving and lively scene.

Before all the animals that signed up for the exchange meeting arrived, as the organizer, the eloquent prairie wrens also specially sent many members of the group to teach the animals some simple lion language to facilitate communication and communication.

As for why he chose lion language instead of leopard language or sheep language.

It can only be said that the strong are respected. As the king of the grassland, the lion has this privilege to let the whole grassland learn to speak the lion language.

"Quiet! Please keep quiet! This is a rare opportunity, please seize every minute and every second to learn the common lion language with our teacher Lan, so that it can be used flexibly in future life, and it will also be convenient for the next seven consecutive days of communication. In the activities, break the language barrier, communicate effectively with animals of various races, and at the same time, make new friends of different races.”

The prairie wren with purple tail feathers danced lightly on the branch a few times, repeating the above words in several languages.

Then, it spread its left wing again, and pointed to a prairie wren with blue feathers, who was also sitting on a branch beside it with the tip of its wing, and introduced it to everyone: "Teacher Lan's language skills are also very high. Yes, no worse than me, everyone should listen carefully and study hard."

Zebras, antelopes, leopards, cheetahs, bison and other animals under the tree raised their heads together and looked at the 'Teacher Lan' curiously.

Teacher Lan showed no stage fright, straightened her small chest, and pursed her sharp mouth solemnly.

It first fluttered its small wings to a slightly lower position, and then said in the clear voice unique to birds: "It's nice to meet you all. Due to time constraints, I won't say much. Now let's Let me teach you some common expressions. Don’t worry and be nervous. The lion’s language is not difficult. The tone is mainly based on roaring. Therefore, the first step in learning lion language is not to be shy. Open your mouth wide and hold your head up with me confidently. Roar."

Teacher Lan is very dedicated, unlike those teachers who cheat tuition fees and talk nonsense.

As soon as it came up, it went straight to the point and taught a very important sentence: "Woooooooo!! [Don't eat me, I'm here for a meeting!]"

The animals under the tree started to learn seriously: baa baa baa, moo moo, ow ow, meow meow...

Teacher Lan looked at the students very gratified: "Very good, everyone has learned well. But as the saying goes, the lion roars, the lion roars, and you have to roar louder. Come, roar with me..."

Aww... [Don't eat me, I'm here for a meeting. ]

Awwow... [I'm thin and small, and my meat is still raw, so it doesn't taste good. ]

Wooooooowah... [Warthog, antelope, bison, deer, zebra (you can change it at will, save your life first) is more delicious, but I don’t like it. ]

!!!

They are all very edible languages!

The animals were very grateful, and thought that the prairie wrens were very honest and kind, and the things they taught were very suitable for everyone's needs at this time.

Therefore, their enthusiasm for learning lion language is high, and the whole process is extremely cooperative, and they are learning with enthusiasm. A group of animals can be heard from a long distance away, crying and howling.

"What the hell are they shouting about? Are the lions going to sleep?"

Timmy, who dozed off in the sun, blocked his ears with his big furry paws annoyedly, with an unhappy expression on his face.

Because I really missed my brother, I threw the boundary that seemed to be fine at present to Andre, who was stationed by other lions, and ran over. He rubbed his brother's hair first, and then replied in a good temper: "I heard that I am learning the language of lions."

"Lion language?" Timmy was a little curious.

Enduring the noise, he pricked up his ears and tried to guess the meaning from those bleats and moos: "Well, what are they roaring now?"

Andre also pricked up his ears to listen, and guessed, "It seems to be saying 'eat me for nothing'."

What?Actually mainly ask for 'free food'?

Are herbivores all this selfless now?

Timmy burst into tears with emotion.

He squatted up, spread his paws in a hug, and expressed his emotions richly: "Ah! I love this world, and I love all friends who are brave enough to give their lives."

Because of this beautiful misunderstanding, the golden-maned lion, who was not a good-natured man at first, became extremely gentle towards every herbivore, fully showing his hospitable and good host demeanor, and often praised them from the bottom of his heart: " Your hooves look really chewy, your belly is so soft that lions love it, your thighs must be exercising every day, your muscles are strong..."

The painstaking efforts of the grassland wrens were not in vain, and the short-term lion language teaching brought about an exceptionally peaceful and beautiful atmosphere in the territory.

Facing the smiling lion, the animals all thought it was the result of having learned lion language to level six and being appreciated and accepted by the lion. They all stretched out their paws, hooves, and wings...to touch Teacher Lan's feathers reverently: "Thanks to your help, Teacher Lan, I get along very well with the lion."

No matter how it sounds, it sounds like thanking the media.

But considering that the vast majority of animals on the prairie are inarticulate and semi-literate, the blue prairie wren stopped thinking about it and showed a kind smile that belonged to the teacher in relief.

At this moment, he is the best in the grassland!

But what I never expected was that this group of animals who didn't understand lion language and just learned a few words successfully became good friends (in a certain sense) with their owners, but those animals who obviously didn't need to learn could become proficient The lion language is used, because the foreign lions whose mother tongue is the lion language have some conflicts with the local lions.

In fact, all lions are self-aware and know that going to another lion's territory is definitely not welcome.

Moreover, they have a sense of territory, but they don't really like to move their nests and wander around other lions' territories.

So, intentionally or unintentionally, they procrastinated until the last moment before leaving.

After most of the herbivores and some such as lone ranger leopards and cheetahs learned the lion language for a long time, this group of lions who also wanted to participate in the exchange meeting arrived one after another.

These coming lions have taught the animals on the grassland with practical actions that "lion language is really a language that relies on roaring".

The lions who have been taken care of by Xing Xingyu and signed up to participate in the exchange meeting all hold the idea of ​​peace, have their own brains, and have no intention of causing trouble. Therefore, when they come to the territory of strange lions, they should first roar to inform the landlord lion. They: 'I'm here for a meeting, I'm not a stray lion, and I'm not grabbing territory. '

The lions of the North Central Lions League were indeed relieved to hear these roars.

You must know that the enemy lions hiding in the dark are the most terrifying. Once the big cats with strong explosive power come to lurk and attack, very few animals can safely and securely cut through their fangs without paying anything. Flee under the claws.As for those who come to the door openly and aboveboard, there is no need to be too defensive.

Normally speaking, the lion has no bad intentions, and everyone is not like those herbivores. There are no language barriers, no misunderstandings, and they communicate well with each other. No matter how you look at it, it is a very good beginning.

But unfortunately, for the lions, the king of the prairie, their enemies have never been animals of other races.

Excluding premature death or other natural disasters, only lions can really defeat lions.

Therefore, lions are not very friendly to their own kind.

Even though they knew they were doing the right thing, but a group of strange lions ran to the door and roared, the lions of the North Central Lions Alliance were still very upset.

So, after the group of foreign lions greeted each other, they got permission again. As soon as they stepped into the territory, they saw...

Three big male lions with lush manes were standing there in the shape of a finished product in a demonstration, and behind them, there were more than 20 fat and strong big lions, staring at the coming lion.

While the foreign lions watched vigilantly, the Golden Mane Lions Club, standing in the middle C position, took a step forward and talked about "Three Requirements of the North Central Lions Alliance for the Foreign Lions Participating in the Exchange":

[-]. You can't hunt casually, and you can only catch designated prey with the permission of the local lion king;

[-]. When prey is caught, the local lion king has the priority to eat;

Three, seriously bury shit!

In order to ensure that these alien lions keep these three rules in mind, Timmy also played the repeat function super-level.

Under the bewildered expressions of the foreign lions, there was a sound of demonic voices piercing through the ears, which was comparable to brainwashing, and repeated babblingly: "... bury the shit seriously, bury the shit seriously, bury the shit seriously. '

The first two are because of food. For animals, food comes first, which is easy to understand.

As for the third article... I can only say that probably only the lion can understand it.

The super-territorial consciousness in the nature of felines is at work.

Domineering lions will never allow any lion to shit and pee in their territory, but foreign lions are guest lions attending the meeting and cannot be driven away casually.Therefore, they can only be asked to bury them, and cover the smell by carefully burying them.

It can be said that this request is very reasonable.

The foreign lions are very dissatisfied, but because they are here for a meeting, not for a fight, most of them walk alone, occasionally with their allies and brothers, and the number is at most five or six. A group of lions, strong dragons do not overwhelm local snakes, they still reluctantly agreed.

At this stage, although the lions are unhappy, the conflict has not yet broken out.

The reason for the real outbreak is that some lions can't bury their shit, and they can't bury it every time!

Animals usually bury their feces to cover up their whereabouts and aura, so as not to be discovered by the enemy.

In other words, some powerful animals are naturally fighting madmen. They are not afraid of being found whereabouts and breath, and they are not afraid of fighting, so they have no habit of burying shit at all.

So, Timmy was annoyed to find out that some lions are really stupid. First, they turned around to find a position, and then kicked the dirt with their two furry hind legs. , the dust was kicked up, but the lump was always perfectly avoided, still exposed to the sun naked, exuding the provocative smell of 'come and beat me, come and beat me'!