Begging You to Break Off This Engagement!
Chapter 4 Hiss
Because the problems he was about to face were too serious, Luo Fei didn't have the heart to continue talking to Xi Yanqing. He felt that he had a more urgent problem to solve right now, which was chipping wood!The key point is that the toilet chips used by the people here are not disposable, but washed after use, and reused repeatedly, what's more, the family uses one!As long as Luo Fei thinks that he has to wash and scrape the chrysanthemum wood chips, which may have been used by other people, he will be as big as two, oh no!Two hundred big!So big that I don't want to be a tuba anymore.
Suddenly, I feel that the flush toilet is one of the most admirable inventions in the world.Sometimes I don't feel surprised, but now I don't need it, I really miss it.
When Luo Fei got home, he started looking for wood that could be used to chip toilet chips—he also thought about using leaves.But this season, the trees in the north are all bare without leaves.Fortunately, he found that wood is easy to find, because there are two big mountains around Huaping Village, and there are all kinds of wood, especially in this season, almost every family can prepare some firewood, so the biggest problem now is that the thing he cut out, It's full of burrs, not smooth enough at all.
"Second brother, what are you doing?" Luo Yi saw his elder brother running to the woodshed as soon as he got home, busy for a long time.
"Here, cut the toilet chip." Luo Fei didn't know if it was a psychological effect at the moment, and he vaguely wanted to go to the tuba.
"Isn't there in the hut?" Luo Yi looked at Luo Fei suspiciously, "Why do you want to cut it?"
"Isn't it just those two? I'll get a few more. I heard from Xi Yanqing that it's best to use these things separately." Luo Fei bit the bullet and made a fuss, continuing to sharpen, always feeling that he might have more than wood and a knife Need some sandpaper or something.
"Are you really looking for brother Xi? When I heard what my mother said, I was still thinking that you must sneak around and come back. What did brother Xi tell you? He didn't say anything about his war? Second brother You tell me too." Luo Yi looked yearning.
"Fucking war!" Luo Fei caught a glimpse of his father Luo Tian approaching from the corner of his eye after finishing speaking, and hurriedly raised his voice, "I asked him to withdraw the engagement, so that he wouldn't be laughed at for wearing a ready-made green hat. It's better to be laughed at than to be hungry. Die, said that there is nothing to eat in the field now, and he is still counting on my dowry. Do you think he deserves a beating?"
"I think you deserve a beating!" Luo Tian slapped his second son on the back of the head with a "snap!", "He's just kidding you. If he really counted on the Yue family's life, he wouldn't have joined the army in the first place. You Is your mind full of shit? Why are you so ignorant of good and evil!"
"Father, can you leave the head off?" Luo Fei rubbed it.This must have worked hard, and it hurts too!I don't even think about how strong his new old man is, that's the kind of person he's talking about.
"If you don't want to be beaten, stop playing with your eyes. Your father and I haven't read any books, but we're not as stupid as you think. As soon as I come over, you little brat will raise your voice and say that the Xi family boy is not, you say Why are you so relieved, huh?" Luo Tian patted the ashes on his clothes, "Go, get daddy a bowl of water."
"Let the Four Treasures go, I still have work to do." Luo Fei continued to cut and cut!
"What are you doing?" Luo Tian always felt that the second son was a bit strange since he jumped into the river.
"To make toilet chips." Luo Fei said, "I heard from Xi Yanqing that it is better to use this thing by myself, so I quickly cut one. But no matter how you cut it, it is not smooth enough, and it is full of burrs. What do you think? ?”
"What are you doing? Find a stone and polish it." Luo Tian drank a large bowl of water in one go, "Where's your mother?"
"Mother is picking up the vegetable seeds. She said she would give some to Brother Xi later. It's time to grow vegetables. There must be nothing to grow at Brother Xi's place." Luo Yi took the water bowl in Luo Tian's hand and kept going. Not seeing Luo Ji, he asked, "Father, did eldest brother go to the mountains to open land again?"
"Hmm." Luo Tian frowned upon hearing this.The eldest son has been taciturn since his wife passed away, and he felt that he was dragging down the family, so he worked whenever he could. Every spring, he went to the mountains to open up land, always thinking about getting more crops to subsidize the family.
Luo Yi got the answer, bowed his head and remained silent, looking a little confused.
Luo Fei felt the atmosphere was weird, and frowned accordingly.
There is no educated person in their family. In the past, the family didn't have that kind of condition, but later, the family insisted that Luo Yi should study.But when Luo Yi was old enough to study, Luo Ji's daughter-in-law was bedridden, and all the money was used to treat Luo Ji's daughter-in-law, and Luo Yi's study has been delayed until now.
Luo Yi is also fourteen this year, if this continues, he still doesn't know when Shunian will be available.
Luo Fei looked up at the sky, and felt that he was in a dream.If the piece of wood in his hand hadn't scratched his hand, he would have thought that he might wake up in the next second.
Sorry!
In this case, when can we use toilet paper? !
At this moment, Luo Fei's eyes unexpectedly fell on the porcelain bowl in Luo Yi's hand.There was a flash of inspiration in his mind, and a bright light lit up with a ding!
"What are you looking at, Er Bao?" Luo Tian asked.
"I see... If you use this tile to scrape your butt, it won't hurt you?!" Luo Fei suddenly slapped his thigh, "That's right! Why didn't I think of it before, I'm so smart!"
"Damn!" Luo Tian slapped Luo Fei on the back of his head again, "Smart fart! We only have a porcelain bowl in our house, and you want to use what you and I use to drink water to scrape your ass?! It's the other way around is you!"
"Ahhhhhh! Daddy! I'm joking, I'm joking! Alas!" Luo Fei threw the things in his hand and ran across the yard, "Mother! Help, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."—I can't do without yelling (help!) This is really a beating!
"Luo Tian!" Li Yuehua exploded with a groan, "You still said that I used him in the wild, I think you are the one who played him in the wild! If you beat me, I will never end with you!"
"Mom, you still love me the most!" Luo Fei shamelessly hid behind Li Yuehua, "Father is so fierce!"
"Don't be afraid, your father is just trying to scare you. If he really wants to beat you, the grass on your grave will grow as tall as a person." Li Yuehua patted Luo Fei, "Go, send these seeds to the Xi family."
"Ah? Going again?" Luo Fei took a small gray cloth bag and opened it to see several kinds of seeds inside, all of which were carefully separated by the pieces of cloth sewn inside.
"It will be used in the next few days. Besides, why don't you bring back the basket of steamed buns? You have to bring food for your elder brother later. Go and bring it back to your mother." Li Yuehua patted Luo Fei, "Hurry up." go."
"Will he plant him?" Luo Fei rolled his eyes towards the sky, muttered and went out.
It was the same road I walked through in the morning, and the same violent way of knocking on the door.After Luo Fei entered Xi's house, he sat on the pony in the courtyard and said, "Here."
"what?"
"Vegetable seeds." Luo Fei raised his eyebrows after finishing speaking, "What are you doing?" There were more arms-thick logs in the yard than when he came in the morning.
"Farm tools are broken, repair them and use them again." Xi Yanqing took the vegetable seeds, "Your family will soon be farming."
"Yeah. I said you got into the show quite quickly, even faster than me." Luo Fei looked at Xi Yanqing's posture, as if he really wanted to settle down here, "Do you know how to farm? If not I advise you to consider other ways out, so as not to starve to death in time. Anyway, don’t think about dowry or anything, my family is also poor.”
"My major is agriculture-related, and besides, I still have..." Xi Yanqing pointed to his Yintang, "I have the memory of the deity, so these are not difficult."
"Yeah, you're fine. Why the hell did I fail to pass the art school." I thought I would be able to shine in the show business circle, but who would have thought that I would be able to wear it to such a silly place.In modern times, celebrities are more popular when they mix well, but in this ancient times, actors have the least status.Oh, it's not called an actor here, I'm afraid it should be called an "actor".
"It's okay, there is still an extra way for you to cross." Xi Yanqing said in a teasing tone, "You still have a chance to choose a good husband."
"Get lost!" Luo Fei stood up, "Where is the basket I used to put the steamed buns in? Bring it! I want to take it away."
"Would you like to sit down for a while?"
"Are you going to retire? If I do, I will be very! Very! Happy! Sit down for a while."
"Is the problem of the toilet chip solved?"
"Shut up!" Luo Fei wanted to blow his hair when he thought that he didn't dare to use the things he had spent all morning whittling out!He snatched the basket from Xi Yanqing's hand like a snatch and walked back.
"Luo Fei!" Xi Yanqing called to stop him at this time, "I'm serious, you should think about it carefully, at least we have something in common. And I can promise you..." Xi Yanqing changed his tone and said with a smile: "If you come to my house, I will let you wash your butt anytime, anywhere every day."
"Fuck you!" Luo Fei couldn't take it anymore, "Bang!" and closed the door, and when he left, there was wind under his feet, as if he had eaten gunpowder.
Although it's unkind to think so, why isn't he the male god who crossed over together!God!
If I knew this way, I shouldn't have learned acting in the first place!
At first Luo Fei wanted to learn design, but he couldn't help his aunt to give him the ecstasy soup.In addition, he did have some talent in acting, and his external conditions were good, so he went to the Film and Television Academy on impulse.His male god Liang Boyuan is a popular figure in their film and television academy. Not only is he handsome, but he also has good grades in cultural subjects and is excellent in his major. Many people like him.
He is naturally one of them, and he has been trying his best to confess his love to this senior.
In the end, by chance, Xi Yanqing was found hugging their seniors.He asked the senior, and the senior did not deny the relationship between the two.It really felt like a cabbage was being crushed by a pig, which made him so upset.
Well, in fact, the pig is quite handsome in heart, but no matter how handsome he is, it's not him!
"There is still a common language, a fart common language. Once a rival in love! A rival in love forever!" Luo Fei returned to his home, saw that there was no one in the kitchen, said these words and threw the basket on the stove. Let it go, unexpectedly the force is too great, the first thing you feel is something sinking from your body?
No, I have to go to the hut!
Luo Fei instantly remembered the toilet chips he had sharpened in the morning, and as a person with mild cleanliness, he chose the latter without hesitation between "common use" and "the chrysanthemum may be cut" .The price of his impulse was that the chrysanthemum was scratched.
Luo Yi was sweeping the chicken coop, when he suddenly heard a scream of "Aww~~~".He hurried to the door of the hut, "What's the matter? Second brother, are you okay?"
"It's okay!" Luo Fei's mouth was stubborn, and he walked out, "I just got stabbed by a thorn on the door." He was afraid that Luo Yi would not believe him, so he found an excuse.The key point is that it's too embarrassing to tell about the fact that your butt was scraped by your own toilet chip.
"It's fine, you scared me." After Luo Yi finished speaking, he went to sweep the chicken coop again.
Luo Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and walked slowly into the house, but he didn't know that the toilet chip he used was not a piece of wood suitable for toilet chips.
Even Xi Yanqing didn't know that Luo Fei spent the rest of the day "hissing" in secret.
Luo Fei was afraid that he would have to go to the bathroom before he recovered from his injury, so he ate less dinner than before, and walked slowly, looking preoccupied.But in the eyes of Li Yuehua and Luo Tian, who are eager to love their son, it turns out that their son probably still thinks about that scumbag Zhang Yangfan, so he doesn't think about eating and drinking.
"Father, I don't think this is right." Seeing that the children were asleep, Li Yuehua said, "I have to find a way."
"What can be done?"
"That's it." Li Yuehua whispered to Luo Tian for a while, "Do you think so?"
"Are you willing?" Luo Tianlue looked at his wife in surprise, as if he didn't expect her to have such a heart.
"Be willing. As the old saying goes, if you don't want your child to be a wolf!" Li Yuehua said, "You must be willing!"
"Success! Do as you say!"
In the west room, Luo Fei, who was sleeping soundly, sneezed suddenly for some reason.
Suddenly, I feel that the flush toilet is one of the most admirable inventions in the world.Sometimes I don't feel surprised, but now I don't need it, I really miss it.
When Luo Fei got home, he started looking for wood that could be used to chip toilet chips—he also thought about using leaves.But this season, the trees in the north are all bare without leaves.Fortunately, he found that wood is easy to find, because there are two big mountains around Huaping Village, and there are all kinds of wood, especially in this season, almost every family can prepare some firewood, so the biggest problem now is that the thing he cut out, It's full of burrs, not smooth enough at all.
"Second brother, what are you doing?" Luo Yi saw his elder brother running to the woodshed as soon as he got home, busy for a long time.
"Here, cut the toilet chip." Luo Fei didn't know if it was a psychological effect at the moment, and he vaguely wanted to go to the tuba.
"Isn't there in the hut?" Luo Yi looked at Luo Fei suspiciously, "Why do you want to cut it?"
"Isn't it just those two? I'll get a few more. I heard from Xi Yanqing that it's best to use these things separately." Luo Fei bit the bullet and made a fuss, continuing to sharpen, always feeling that he might have more than wood and a knife Need some sandpaper or something.
"Are you really looking for brother Xi? When I heard what my mother said, I was still thinking that you must sneak around and come back. What did brother Xi tell you? He didn't say anything about his war? Second brother You tell me too." Luo Yi looked yearning.
"Fucking war!" Luo Fei caught a glimpse of his father Luo Tian approaching from the corner of his eye after finishing speaking, and hurriedly raised his voice, "I asked him to withdraw the engagement, so that he wouldn't be laughed at for wearing a ready-made green hat. It's better to be laughed at than to be hungry. Die, said that there is nothing to eat in the field now, and he is still counting on my dowry. Do you think he deserves a beating?"
"I think you deserve a beating!" Luo Tian slapped his second son on the back of the head with a "snap!", "He's just kidding you. If he really counted on the Yue family's life, he wouldn't have joined the army in the first place. You Is your mind full of shit? Why are you so ignorant of good and evil!"
"Father, can you leave the head off?" Luo Fei rubbed it.This must have worked hard, and it hurts too!I don't even think about how strong his new old man is, that's the kind of person he's talking about.
"If you don't want to be beaten, stop playing with your eyes. Your father and I haven't read any books, but we're not as stupid as you think. As soon as I come over, you little brat will raise your voice and say that the Xi family boy is not, you say Why are you so relieved, huh?" Luo Tian patted the ashes on his clothes, "Go, get daddy a bowl of water."
"Let the Four Treasures go, I still have work to do." Luo Fei continued to cut and cut!
"What are you doing?" Luo Tian always felt that the second son was a bit strange since he jumped into the river.
"To make toilet chips." Luo Fei said, "I heard from Xi Yanqing that it is better to use this thing by myself, so I quickly cut one. But no matter how you cut it, it is not smooth enough, and it is full of burrs. What do you think? ?”
"What are you doing? Find a stone and polish it." Luo Tian drank a large bowl of water in one go, "Where's your mother?"
"Mother is picking up the vegetable seeds. She said she would give some to Brother Xi later. It's time to grow vegetables. There must be nothing to grow at Brother Xi's place." Luo Yi took the water bowl in Luo Tian's hand and kept going. Not seeing Luo Ji, he asked, "Father, did eldest brother go to the mountains to open land again?"
"Hmm." Luo Tian frowned upon hearing this.The eldest son has been taciturn since his wife passed away, and he felt that he was dragging down the family, so he worked whenever he could. Every spring, he went to the mountains to open up land, always thinking about getting more crops to subsidize the family.
Luo Yi got the answer, bowed his head and remained silent, looking a little confused.
Luo Fei felt the atmosphere was weird, and frowned accordingly.
There is no educated person in their family. In the past, the family didn't have that kind of condition, but later, the family insisted that Luo Yi should study.But when Luo Yi was old enough to study, Luo Ji's daughter-in-law was bedridden, and all the money was used to treat Luo Ji's daughter-in-law, and Luo Yi's study has been delayed until now.
Luo Yi is also fourteen this year, if this continues, he still doesn't know when Shunian will be available.
Luo Fei looked up at the sky, and felt that he was in a dream.If the piece of wood in his hand hadn't scratched his hand, he would have thought that he might wake up in the next second.
Sorry!
In this case, when can we use toilet paper? !
At this moment, Luo Fei's eyes unexpectedly fell on the porcelain bowl in Luo Yi's hand.There was a flash of inspiration in his mind, and a bright light lit up with a ding!
"What are you looking at, Er Bao?" Luo Tian asked.
"I see... If you use this tile to scrape your butt, it won't hurt you?!" Luo Fei suddenly slapped his thigh, "That's right! Why didn't I think of it before, I'm so smart!"
"Damn!" Luo Tian slapped Luo Fei on the back of his head again, "Smart fart! We only have a porcelain bowl in our house, and you want to use what you and I use to drink water to scrape your ass?! It's the other way around is you!"
"Ahhhhhh! Daddy! I'm joking, I'm joking! Alas!" Luo Fei threw the things in his hand and ran across the yard, "Mother! Help, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."—I can't do without yelling (help!) This is really a beating!
"Luo Tian!" Li Yuehua exploded with a groan, "You still said that I used him in the wild, I think you are the one who played him in the wild! If you beat me, I will never end with you!"
"Mom, you still love me the most!" Luo Fei shamelessly hid behind Li Yuehua, "Father is so fierce!"
"Don't be afraid, your father is just trying to scare you. If he really wants to beat you, the grass on your grave will grow as tall as a person." Li Yuehua patted Luo Fei, "Go, send these seeds to the Xi family."
"Ah? Going again?" Luo Fei took a small gray cloth bag and opened it to see several kinds of seeds inside, all of which were carefully separated by the pieces of cloth sewn inside.
"It will be used in the next few days. Besides, why don't you bring back the basket of steamed buns? You have to bring food for your elder brother later. Go and bring it back to your mother." Li Yuehua patted Luo Fei, "Hurry up." go."
"Will he plant him?" Luo Fei rolled his eyes towards the sky, muttered and went out.
It was the same road I walked through in the morning, and the same violent way of knocking on the door.After Luo Fei entered Xi's house, he sat on the pony in the courtyard and said, "Here."
"what?"
"Vegetable seeds." Luo Fei raised his eyebrows after finishing speaking, "What are you doing?" There were more arms-thick logs in the yard than when he came in the morning.
"Farm tools are broken, repair them and use them again." Xi Yanqing took the vegetable seeds, "Your family will soon be farming."
"Yeah. I said you got into the show quite quickly, even faster than me." Luo Fei looked at Xi Yanqing's posture, as if he really wanted to settle down here, "Do you know how to farm? If not I advise you to consider other ways out, so as not to starve to death in time. Anyway, don’t think about dowry or anything, my family is also poor.”
"My major is agriculture-related, and besides, I still have..." Xi Yanqing pointed to his Yintang, "I have the memory of the deity, so these are not difficult."
"Yeah, you're fine. Why the hell did I fail to pass the art school." I thought I would be able to shine in the show business circle, but who would have thought that I would be able to wear it to such a silly place.In modern times, celebrities are more popular when they mix well, but in this ancient times, actors have the least status.Oh, it's not called an actor here, I'm afraid it should be called an "actor".
"It's okay, there is still an extra way for you to cross." Xi Yanqing said in a teasing tone, "You still have a chance to choose a good husband."
"Get lost!" Luo Fei stood up, "Where is the basket I used to put the steamed buns in? Bring it! I want to take it away."
"Would you like to sit down for a while?"
"Are you going to retire? If I do, I will be very! Very! Happy! Sit down for a while."
"Is the problem of the toilet chip solved?"
"Shut up!" Luo Fei wanted to blow his hair when he thought that he didn't dare to use the things he had spent all morning whittling out!He snatched the basket from Xi Yanqing's hand like a snatch and walked back.
"Luo Fei!" Xi Yanqing called to stop him at this time, "I'm serious, you should think about it carefully, at least we have something in common. And I can promise you..." Xi Yanqing changed his tone and said with a smile: "If you come to my house, I will let you wash your butt anytime, anywhere every day."
"Fuck you!" Luo Fei couldn't take it anymore, "Bang!" and closed the door, and when he left, there was wind under his feet, as if he had eaten gunpowder.
Although it's unkind to think so, why isn't he the male god who crossed over together!God!
If I knew this way, I shouldn't have learned acting in the first place!
At first Luo Fei wanted to learn design, but he couldn't help his aunt to give him the ecstasy soup.In addition, he did have some talent in acting, and his external conditions were good, so he went to the Film and Television Academy on impulse.His male god Liang Boyuan is a popular figure in their film and television academy. Not only is he handsome, but he also has good grades in cultural subjects and is excellent in his major. Many people like him.
He is naturally one of them, and he has been trying his best to confess his love to this senior.
In the end, by chance, Xi Yanqing was found hugging their seniors.He asked the senior, and the senior did not deny the relationship between the two.It really felt like a cabbage was being crushed by a pig, which made him so upset.
Well, in fact, the pig is quite handsome in heart, but no matter how handsome he is, it's not him!
"There is still a common language, a fart common language. Once a rival in love! A rival in love forever!" Luo Fei returned to his home, saw that there was no one in the kitchen, said these words and threw the basket on the stove. Let it go, unexpectedly the force is too great, the first thing you feel is something sinking from your body?
No, I have to go to the hut!
Luo Fei instantly remembered the toilet chips he had sharpened in the morning, and as a person with mild cleanliness, he chose the latter without hesitation between "common use" and "the chrysanthemum may be cut" .The price of his impulse was that the chrysanthemum was scratched.
Luo Yi was sweeping the chicken coop, when he suddenly heard a scream of "Aww~~~".He hurried to the door of the hut, "What's the matter? Second brother, are you okay?"
"It's okay!" Luo Fei's mouth was stubborn, and he walked out, "I just got stabbed by a thorn on the door." He was afraid that Luo Yi would not believe him, so he found an excuse.The key point is that it's too embarrassing to tell about the fact that your butt was scraped by your own toilet chip.
"It's fine, you scared me." After Luo Yi finished speaking, he went to sweep the chicken coop again.
Luo Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and walked slowly into the house, but he didn't know that the toilet chip he used was not a piece of wood suitable for toilet chips.
Even Xi Yanqing didn't know that Luo Fei spent the rest of the day "hissing" in secret.
Luo Fei was afraid that he would have to go to the bathroom before he recovered from his injury, so he ate less dinner than before, and walked slowly, looking preoccupied.But in the eyes of Li Yuehua and Luo Tian, who are eager to love their son, it turns out that their son probably still thinks about that scumbag Zhang Yangfan, so he doesn't think about eating and drinking.
"Father, I don't think this is right." Seeing that the children were asleep, Li Yuehua said, "I have to find a way."
"What can be done?"
"That's it." Li Yuehua whispered to Luo Tian for a while, "Do you think so?"
"Are you willing?" Luo Tianlue looked at his wife in surprise, as if he didn't expect her to have such a heart.
"Be willing. As the old saying goes, if you don't want your child to be a wolf!" Li Yuehua said, "You must be willing!"
"Success! Do as you say!"
In the west room, Luo Fei, who was sleeping soundly, sneezed suddenly for some reason.
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