If you want to say who Luo Fei hated the most in the previous life, Xi Yanqing must be ranked first.
First of all, this person is his rival in love, and he is "like glue" with the male god in his heart every day!Secondly, this person is his nemesis, and in the end, this person actually chased here with a lingering spirit!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! !
Luo Fei felt someone pressing into the middle of the others, sat up in a "bass", and shouted like a psychopath: "I don't want to marry!"
Everyone in the room looked at him, including Xi Yanqing.
Luo Fei also gradually realized that his behavior must be crazy.But he still insisted and said: "I, I will not marry him!"
Luo Tian's complexion suddenly darkened: "Luo Erbao! You really want to piss me off, don't you!"
Luo Yi felt that his father must have something else to say because Xi Yanqing was here, so he didn't say it, that is: If you dare to think about Zhang Yangfan again, I will give you a discount on your legs!
Luo Fei glared at Xi Yanqing bitterly: "Hey! Tell me!"
Xi Yanqing said: "Uncle Rob, since Erbao is already awake, I'll go back first, and come to see him some other day."
"Alright." Luo Tian nodded, "You just came back, there must be a lot of things at home, go get busy first." It just so happens that he also has something to talk to his second son about!
Xi Yanqing smiled at Luo Fei, then bowed to Luo Tian, turned around and left.When Luo Fei saw that Luo Yi was still following him out to see him off, he became very angry.
Son of a bitch!Xi Yanqing, if you really dare to promise to get married, I will not rush you to death!
Luo Fei thumped the kang: "Father, anyway, I won't marry him."
Li Yuehua slapped Luo Fei on the back with his first hand: "What nonsense! Erbao, if you do this again, father and mother will be really angry. The Xi family boy is not married, and now he is alive and well, and he is still reading You, if you don't marry him, who will you marry?"
"Let me tell you Luo Erbao! If you dare to think about Zhang Yangfan again, I'll ask Xi Yu to carry you there tomorrow!"
"Who would have thought about the surname Zhang?!" Luo Fei couldn't explain clearly, "It has nothing to do with Zhang Yangfan, I just don't like Xi Yanqing!"
"I don't want you to tell me this!" Luo Tian always loves this second son, but this time he is obviously angry, "Look, you are the one who spoiled him!" Luo Tian said to his wife, "This time In several villages, there is no brother as wild as him!"
"It sounds like you're not used to him!" Li Yuehua glared at her husband, "Er Bao, listen to your mother. Mother knows that you have been separated from the Xi family boy for a few years, and you are unfamiliar. But after a long time, the relationship between the two will naturally come back. Besides, everyone in the village knows about your current situation, who would dare to come to our house to propose marriage in the future? Do you still want to live alone for the rest of your life?"
"That's right!" Luo Fei's eyes lit up, "Tomorrow I'll talk to someone surnamed Xi!"
"Ah?" Li Yuehua was slightly stunned, "What are you going to ask him for?"
"Say... just chat anyway." Luo Fei thought to himself, Xi Yanqing, you can't be so stupid as to wear a ready-made green hat, right?This divorce must be appropriate!
Thinking about it, and because he didn't fall asleep at all the night before, Luo Fei slept soundly that night, so he almost woke up the next morning when the rooster crowed.
It wasn't too early in the spring, but when he woke up, his mother Li Yuehua was already busy with the family's breakfast in the kitchen.At the moment, steamed buns and rice soup are being boiled in the pot, which is basically the way Luo’s breakfast is, and it’s still a relatively good situation.
Don't even think about rice or something!
Luo Fei doesn't like porridge very much. He likes to eat rice and vegetables, then noodles, and then porridge with pancakes.But here, it is obvious that if you can eat enough, you should burn high incense.
"You can bring some steamed buns to Xi's family in a while." Li Yuehua stirred the rice soup and said, "Xi Yu just came back, and his house still needs to be tidied up. I'm afraid it will be inconvenient for cooking...Er Bao, mother is talking to you Woolen cloth!"
"Ah? What did you say?"
"I asked you to send some steamed buns to the Xi family boy."
"Oh mother, I won't go." Luo Fei smelled the smell of steamed buns, "Also, he is Xi Yanqing."
"Anyway, it's him." Li Yuehua took a few steamed buns and put them in a small basket, "Didn't you say you were going to find him yesterday? Then send it directly, why don't you go?"
"Think about it, I had an unpleasant quarrel with Zhang Yangfan just now, and now that Xi Yanqing is back, I went to him with a steamed bun, as if I was afraid that he would not want me anymore." Luo Fei didn't want to backtrack on his love The pot of suicide is the pot of grass on the wall.
"Mouths grow on people, whether you go or not, people who are supposed to chew their tongues will still chew their tongues. What are you afraid of them doing?" Li Yuehua put the steamed bun basket heavily into the arms of her second son, "Go."
"Can't I go after I finish eating?" What if the family has finished eating when he comes back?He still has to chat with Xi Yanqing for a while, and it is probably impossible to come back after leaving.Let's not talk about anything else, just pointing at both of them, he still has a lot of questions for Xi Yanqing.
"Why don't you just come back after eating with him." Li Yuehua put two more steamed buns into the basket, and added a little pickle.After Xi Yanqing came yesterday, she still had a good impression of Xi Yanqing.Especially after her son passed out, Xi Yanqing's nervousness and concern were not faked, which made her very satisfied.Just for this, she has to find more opportunities for the two children to get along.The mother does not expect anything else, but hopes that her child will find another partner who knows the cold and the hot.
Luo Fei thought about it, yes, he is not the kind of person who cares about other people's eyes, so why bother?Isn't it just to deliver steamed buns to Xi Yanqing?
He eats one first!
I didn't eat anything when I was locked up, and I didn't eat anything after I was released.Now smelling the aroma of the freshly steamed buns, Luo Fei still has an appetite.
Luo Fei has a bad habit. He likes to peel the skin of the steamed buns when he eats them.At this moment, he wanted to play a prank, so he simply peeled off the skins of all the steamed buns in the basket along the way, not only that, but he also grabbed a piece of each next to each other.When he arrived at the door of Xi's house, all the steamed buns in the basket looked like they had "taken off" their clothes, and they were extremely ugly.
Seeing if you are still eating or not, Luo Fei carried the steamed bun basket for a while, then raised his hand and knocked on the door: "Xi! Are you up?!"
Xi Yanqing cleaned up the house very late last night, and slept for only four hours, and now he has woken up.The main reason is that no one has lived in this house for a long time, and it is very cold. He burned the firewood house twice yesterday, but the firewood house did not completely warm up, so he thought about burning it again early in the morning, and getting some food for himself by the way.
This season, the fields are also empty. When he came back, he bought some pancakes and some pickles in the town, and he was going to deal with it for two days first.
He was still thinking about finding some reason to see Luo Fei after breakfast, but Luo Fei actually came by himself.
Xi Yanqing came out and opened the door, and saw Luo Fei standing at the door with a basket in his hand, smiling wickedly.Seeing him coming out at this time, he quickly tensed his expression, with a look of reluctance.He felt funny in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, he just asked: "It's so early, what's the matter?"
Luo Fei handed over the basket: "I... my mother said that you just came back and it might not be easy to make breakfast, so I'll bring you something to eat."
Xi Yanqing smiled: "Then I have to thank Auntie, what did you get?"
Luo Feiti carried the basket: "Don't you know if you look for yourself?"
Xi Yanqing always felt that Luo Fei was playing tricks. Sure enough, when the curtain was lifted, none of the steamed buns inside were intact.
Luo Fei secretly smiled, but the corners of his mouth did not bend.He looked at Xi Yanqing: "Hey, I'll bring you steamed buns early in the morning. Why don't you invite me in?"
Xi Yanqing gave way: "Come in. But I haven't cleaned it up yet, it's a bit messy."
Luo Feixin said that no matter how tidy this place is, it won't give people a clean feeling.I am used to looking at the tiles on the floor, and then looking at the mud walls and mud floors, I can see that there are ghosts in the cleanliness.
However, as soon as Luo Fei entered the room, his mouth couldn't help opening.Damn, the house is actually much neater than he imagined.Even though they were all the same earthen walls and muddy floors, Xi Yanqing's side was much better than his home's. Although the ground was also muddy, it was extremely smooth and everything was arranged in an orderly manner without any disorder.Even the stove on the table is spotless, which is simply unimaginable in the countryside of this era.How does this look like someone has just entered a house that has been inhabited for a long time?It's just that a neat and tidy person has been here for a long time!
"You took care of this?" Luo Fei unceremoniously moved the wooden chair and sat down, feeling a little surprised.
"Well, I haven't finished tidying up yet, but that's all I can do for the time being." Xi Yanqing said as he put the steamed bun basket on the table, took two pairs of chopsticks, and took out the small pickles in the basket. , and pour out two bowls of freshly boiled water.Obviously, he saw that the steamed buns were all out of shape, but he didn't show any disgust. He picked up one of them and started eating it with plain water.
"...Hey! Do you really eat it?" Luo Fei frowned, obviously unable to bear Xi Yanqing's calmness, "I've already grabbed it with my hands."
"So what? It's nice to have something to eat here, so why don't you just throw these away?" Xi Yanqing took a bite of steamed buns and pickles, and drank some plain water from time to time.He fully used his actual actions to demonstrate what it means to do as the Romans do.
"It's really yours." Luo Fei saw that the bowl was clean and drank some water, "Hey, let me ask you, how many days have you been here?"
"A week. What about you?"
"Two days." Luo Fei made a "V" gesture, "I'm not used to it. I don't have a mobile phone, a computer, or even a fucking toilet. It's a pain in the ass. I don't know if I can go back. If I can't Fuck I'm going crazy."
"It's impossible to go back, let's get used to it slowly." Xi Yanqing picked up the second steamed bun.
"Adapting to a ball? Can you adapt?!" Luo Fei twisted the corner of his clothes annoyed, "Let's not talk about this, so what, can you withdraw the kiss?"
"No."
"Can't?!" Luo Fei frowned instantly, "Why can't you?! Don't you know that I just killed myself for a scumbag?! Everyone outside thought that I loved that Zhang Yangfan badly. You won't retreat now Dear, what do you want to do?! Wearing a ready-made green hat? You are not afraid of being laughed at."
"It's better to be laughed at to death than to be starved to death." Xi Yanqing said without blushing, "There is no food in the field right now, and I still expect your fiancée to bring me some dowry." .”
"Xi Yanqing! Can you show some face!" Luo Fei stood up angrily, "It's unreasonable for me to rely on you. What the hell, how can my male god like you?!"
"I'm going to ask you the male god." Xi Yanqing thought of his cousin, sighed suddenly, and unknowingly picked up the next steamed bun.Not only did the steamed bun have no skin, but there was also a big tooth mark on it.
However, by the time he reacted, he had already taken several bites.
Looking at his gaping mouth, Luo Fei felt really bad.
Live with this person for the rest of your life?That has to be "No!"
"You'd better call off the engagement." Luo Fei said again.
"No retreat." Xi Yanqing's attitude was extremely firm, "If I say you have this time, you might as well think about what to do when you go to the toilet. I guess you must have never used the toilet here."
"Toilet?" Luo Fei was confused, "I used it. What's wrong with the toilet? Isn't it just a little bit?" Well, this "spot" may be as big as the Ericsson Globe.
"You haven't had a tuba before, have you?" Xi Yanqing smiled.
"Damn, is it disgusting? Are you eating?" Luo Fei said so, but still thought about what happened to the tuba, and needed to pay special attention to it.Then the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. His whole face went from being flushed by the banquet to turning green when he remembered something. The traffic lights kept changing, and finally he vomited, almost throwing up.
I remember watching "Xun Qin Ji" with my friends in the dormitory, Xiang Shaolong wanted toilet paper after solving the problem, but the old man gave him a "tile".Now, what the hell is he facing the problem of using toilet chips? !
Toilet chip, it sounds so nice, in fact, it’s just scraping the wood chips of the chrysanthemum after pulling the papa!
Depend on!
First of all, this person is his rival in love, and he is "like glue" with the male god in his heart every day!Secondly, this person is his nemesis, and in the end, this person actually chased here with a lingering spirit!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! !
Luo Fei felt someone pressing into the middle of the others, sat up in a "bass", and shouted like a psychopath: "I don't want to marry!"
Everyone in the room looked at him, including Xi Yanqing.
Luo Fei also gradually realized that his behavior must be crazy.But he still insisted and said: "I, I will not marry him!"
Luo Tian's complexion suddenly darkened: "Luo Erbao! You really want to piss me off, don't you!"
Luo Yi felt that his father must have something else to say because Xi Yanqing was here, so he didn't say it, that is: If you dare to think about Zhang Yangfan again, I will give you a discount on your legs!
Luo Fei glared at Xi Yanqing bitterly: "Hey! Tell me!"
Xi Yanqing said: "Uncle Rob, since Erbao is already awake, I'll go back first, and come to see him some other day."
"Alright." Luo Tian nodded, "You just came back, there must be a lot of things at home, go get busy first." It just so happens that he also has something to talk to his second son about!
Xi Yanqing smiled at Luo Fei, then bowed to Luo Tian, turned around and left.When Luo Fei saw that Luo Yi was still following him out to see him off, he became very angry.
Son of a bitch!Xi Yanqing, if you really dare to promise to get married, I will not rush you to death!
Luo Fei thumped the kang: "Father, anyway, I won't marry him."
Li Yuehua slapped Luo Fei on the back with his first hand: "What nonsense! Erbao, if you do this again, father and mother will be really angry. The Xi family boy is not married, and now he is alive and well, and he is still reading You, if you don't marry him, who will you marry?"
"Let me tell you Luo Erbao! If you dare to think about Zhang Yangfan again, I'll ask Xi Yu to carry you there tomorrow!"
"Who would have thought about the surname Zhang?!" Luo Fei couldn't explain clearly, "It has nothing to do with Zhang Yangfan, I just don't like Xi Yanqing!"
"I don't want you to tell me this!" Luo Tian always loves this second son, but this time he is obviously angry, "Look, you are the one who spoiled him!" Luo Tian said to his wife, "This time In several villages, there is no brother as wild as him!"
"It sounds like you're not used to him!" Li Yuehua glared at her husband, "Er Bao, listen to your mother. Mother knows that you have been separated from the Xi family boy for a few years, and you are unfamiliar. But after a long time, the relationship between the two will naturally come back. Besides, everyone in the village knows about your current situation, who would dare to come to our house to propose marriage in the future? Do you still want to live alone for the rest of your life?"
"That's right!" Luo Fei's eyes lit up, "Tomorrow I'll talk to someone surnamed Xi!"
"Ah?" Li Yuehua was slightly stunned, "What are you going to ask him for?"
"Say... just chat anyway." Luo Fei thought to himself, Xi Yanqing, you can't be so stupid as to wear a ready-made green hat, right?This divorce must be appropriate!
Thinking about it, and because he didn't fall asleep at all the night before, Luo Fei slept soundly that night, so he almost woke up the next morning when the rooster crowed.
It wasn't too early in the spring, but when he woke up, his mother Li Yuehua was already busy with the family's breakfast in the kitchen.At the moment, steamed buns and rice soup are being boiled in the pot, which is basically the way Luo’s breakfast is, and it’s still a relatively good situation.
Don't even think about rice or something!
Luo Fei doesn't like porridge very much. He likes to eat rice and vegetables, then noodles, and then porridge with pancakes.But here, it is obvious that if you can eat enough, you should burn high incense.
"You can bring some steamed buns to Xi's family in a while." Li Yuehua stirred the rice soup and said, "Xi Yu just came back, and his house still needs to be tidied up. I'm afraid it will be inconvenient for cooking...Er Bao, mother is talking to you Woolen cloth!"
"Ah? What did you say?"
"I asked you to send some steamed buns to the Xi family boy."
"Oh mother, I won't go." Luo Fei smelled the smell of steamed buns, "Also, he is Xi Yanqing."
"Anyway, it's him." Li Yuehua took a few steamed buns and put them in a small basket, "Didn't you say you were going to find him yesterday? Then send it directly, why don't you go?"
"Think about it, I had an unpleasant quarrel with Zhang Yangfan just now, and now that Xi Yanqing is back, I went to him with a steamed bun, as if I was afraid that he would not want me anymore." Luo Fei didn't want to backtrack on his love The pot of suicide is the pot of grass on the wall.
"Mouths grow on people, whether you go or not, people who are supposed to chew their tongues will still chew their tongues. What are you afraid of them doing?" Li Yuehua put the steamed bun basket heavily into the arms of her second son, "Go."
"Can't I go after I finish eating?" What if the family has finished eating when he comes back?He still has to chat with Xi Yanqing for a while, and it is probably impossible to come back after leaving.Let's not talk about anything else, just pointing at both of them, he still has a lot of questions for Xi Yanqing.
"Why don't you just come back after eating with him." Li Yuehua put two more steamed buns into the basket, and added a little pickle.After Xi Yanqing came yesterday, she still had a good impression of Xi Yanqing.Especially after her son passed out, Xi Yanqing's nervousness and concern were not faked, which made her very satisfied.Just for this, she has to find more opportunities for the two children to get along.The mother does not expect anything else, but hopes that her child will find another partner who knows the cold and the hot.
Luo Fei thought about it, yes, he is not the kind of person who cares about other people's eyes, so why bother?Isn't it just to deliver steamed buns to Xi Yanqing?
He eats one first!
I didn't eat anything when I was locked up, and I didn't eat anything after I was released.Now smelling the aroma of the freshly steamed buns, Luo Fei still has an appetite.
Luo Fei has a bad habit. He likes to peel the skin of the steamed buns when he eats them.At this moment, he wanted to play a prank, so he simply peeled off the skins of all the steamed buns in the basket along the way, not only that, but he also grabbed a piece of each next to each other.When he arrived at the door of Xi's house, all the steamed buns in the basket looked like they had "taken off" their clothes, and they were extremely ugly.
Seeing if you are still eating or not, Luo Fei carried the steamed bun basket for a while, then raised his hand and knocked on the door: "Xi! Are you up?!"
Xi Yanqing cleaned up the house very late last night, and slept for only four hours, and now he has woken up.The main reason is that no one has lived in this house for a long time, and it is very cold. He burned the firewood house twice yesterday, but the firewood house did not completely warm up, so he thought about burning it again early in the morning, and getting some food for himself by the way.
This season, the fields are also empty. When he came back, he bought some pancakes and some pickles in the town, and he was going to deal with it for two days first.
He was still thinking about finding some reason to see Luo Fei after breakfast, but Luo Fei actually came by himself.
Xi Yanqing came out and opened the door, and saw Luo Fei standing at the door with a basket in his hand, smiling wickedly.Seeing him coming out at this time, he quickly tensed his expression, with a look of reluctance.He felt funny in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, he just asked: "It's so early, what's the matter?"
Luo Fei handed over the basket: "I... my mother said that you just came back and it might not be easy to make breakfast, so I'll bring you something to eat."
Xi Yanqing smiled: "Then I have to thank Auntie, what did you get?"
Luo Feiti carried the basket: "Don't you know if you look for yourself?"
Xi Yanqing always felt that Luo Fei was playing tricks. Sure enough, when the curtain was lifted, none of the steamed buns inside were intact.
Luo Fei secretly smiled, but the corners of his mouth did not bend.He looked at Xi Yanqing: "Hey, I'll bring you steamed buns early in the morning. Why don't you invite me in?"
Xi Yanqing gave way: "Come in. But I haven't cleaned it up yet, it's a bit messy."
Luo Feixin said that no matter how tidy this place is, it won't give people a clean feeling.I am used to looking at the tiles on the floor, and then looking at the mud walls and mud floors, I can see that there are ghosts in the cleanliness.
However, as soon as Luo Fei entered the room, his mouth couldn't help opening.Damn, the house is actually much neater than he imagined.Even though they were all the same earthen walls and muddy floors, Xi Yanqing's side was much better than his home's. Although the ground was also muddy, it was extremely smooth and everything was arranged in an orderly manner without any disorder.Even the stove on the table is spotless, which is simply unimaginable in the countryside of this era.How does this look like someone has just entered a house that has been inhabited for a long time?It's just that a neat and tidy person has been here for a long time!
"You took care of this?" Luo Fei unceremoniously moved the wooden chair and sat down, feeling a little surprised.
"Well, I haven't finished tidying up yet, but that's all I can do for the time being." Xi Yanqing said as he put the steamed bun basket on the table, took two pairs of chopsticks, and took out the small pickles in the basket. , and pour out two bowls of freshly boiled water.Obviously, he saw that the steamed buns were all out of shape, but he didn't show any disgust. He picked up one of them and started eating it with plain water.
"...Hey! Do you really eat it?" Luo Fei frowned, obviously unable to bear Xi Yanqing's calmness, "I've already grabbed it with my hands."
"So what? It's nice to have something to eat here, so why don't you just throw these away?" Xi Yanqing took a bite of steamed buns and pickles, and drank some plain water from time to time.He fully used his actual actions to demonstrate what it means to do as the Romans do.
"It's really yours." Luo Fei saw that the bowl was clean and drank some water, "Hey, let me ask you, how many days have you been here?"
"A week. What about you?"
"Two days." Luo Fei made a "V" gesture, "I'm not used to it. I don't have a mobile phone, a computer, or even a fucking toilet. It's a pain in the ass. I don't know if I can go back. If I can't Fuck I'm going crazy."
"It's impossible to go back, let's get used to it slowly." Xi Yanqing picked up the second steamed bun.
"Adapting to a ball? Can you adapt?!" Luo Fei twisted the corner of his clothes annoyed, "Let's not talk about this, so what, can you withdraw the kiss?"
"No."
"Can't?!" Luo Fei frowned instantly, "Why can't you?! Don't you know that I just killed myself for a scumbag?! Everyone outside thought that I loved that Zhang Yangfan badly. You won't retreat now Dear, what do you want to do?! Wearing a ready-made green hat? You are not afraid of being laughed at."
"It's better to be laughed at to death than to be starved to death." Xi Yanqing said without blushing, "There is no food in the field right now, and I still expect your fiancée to bring me some dowry." .”
"Xi Yanqing! Can you show some face!" Luo Fei stood up angrily, "It's unreasonable for me to rely on you. What the hell, how can my male god like you?!"
"I'm going to ask you the male god." Xi Yanqing thought of his cousin, sighed suddenly, and unknowingly picked up the next steamed bun.Not only did the steamed bun have no skin, but there was also a big tooth mark on it.
However, by the time he reacted, he had already taken several bites.
Looking at his gaping mouth, Luo Fei felt really bad.
Live with this person for the rest of your life?That has to be "No!"
"You'd better call off the engagement." Luo Fei said again.
"No retreat." Xi Yanqing's attitude was extremely firm, "If I say you have this time, you might as well think about what to do when you go to the toilet. I guess you must have never used the toilet here."
"Toilet?" Luo Fei was confused, "I used it. What's wrong with the toilet? Isn't it just a little bit?" Well, this "spot" may be as big as the Ericsson Globe.
"You haven't had a tuba before, have you?" Xi Yanqing smiled.
"Damn, is it disgusting? Are you eating?" Luo Fei said so, but still thought about what happened to the tuba, and needed to pay special attention to it.Then the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. His whole face went from being flushed by the banquet to turning green when he remembered something. The traffic lights kept changing, and finally he vomited, almost throwing up.
I remember watching "Xun Qin Ji" with my friends in the dormitory, Xiang Shaolong wanted toilet paper after solving the problem, but the old man gave him a "tile".Now, what the hell is he facing the problem of using toilet chips? !
Toilet chip, it sounds so nice, in fact, it’s just scraping the wood chips of the chrysanthemum after pulling the papa!
Depend on!
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