Handbook of Nonhuman Research

I traveled across the ocean to see you, but fell to my death in the river.

The corners of Zhao Wugou's mouth twitched when he witnessed Wu Er's "straight-line crash" tragedy, and politely held back his laughter.

Classmate Wu Er, whose pace was disrupted, asked three questions, and his thoughts were more chaotic than the fallen leaves outside the window.

How is your friend?Zhou Feng looked up at Zhao Wugou.

Zhao Wugou spread his hands helplessly. Sometimes when a person grows up, he wants to pretend to be sick and act coquettish to gain attention, you know.

Zhou Feng lowered his brows knowingly, and after asking a few words of reassurance, he politely sent them out.

Going out in a daze, Wu Er looked at Zhao Wugou aggrievedly, why did the doctor's reaction differ from others?

"The person you like is a different man." The intern suppressed a smile and solemnly patted it on the shoulder.

Because of Wu Yi's birthday concert in the afternoon, the Cat's Claw Cafe was already overcrowded at noon.This place seems to be a gathering place for Wu Yi's fans. As far as the eye can see, most people's desks are either piled up with banners with Wu Yi's name on them, or there are fans with his big head photo printed on them.

Zhao Wugou managed to find a small table in the corner, and after sending a text message to Xiaobai, he ordered hot American food for him. Considering the lunch for the two of them, he ordered two submarine burgers, two chicken wings and French fries .

小白是个运动型的青年,红色的高帮运动鞋，红色的卷边毛线帽，红色的外罩式耳机,手里还拎着个同色系的滑板。

"Hello, my name is Bai Yuan." The young man who was about to shake hands with Zhao Wugou was surprised when he saw the intern's face. He was stunned for a few seconds before realizing his gaffe, and smiled heartily, "Sorry, I didn't Considering how handsome you are, you are also an artist, right?"

"No, I'm a second year student of Peking University." Zhao Wugou shook his head with a light smile, noticing the word 'also' he used, "Are you an artist?"

"It used to be the kind that struggled on the [-]th line. It wasn't particularly popular." Bai Yuan took off his hat, flicked the crushed hair on his head like a puppy, and then took off his backpack and put it in the empty space next to him. superior.

The black and red backpack is covered with various badges bearing Wu Yi's image.Sure enough, he is a die-hard fan of Wu Yi.

"You may not believe it. Eight years ago, Yiyi and I participated in the same draft competition. He was the champion and I was the runner-up." Bai Yuan's personality is very open, and he took a sip of coffee and started chatting, " At that time, his stage appeal was top-notch, and he didn't look like a human being at all."

他本来就不是人，而且至少有一千岁了！赵无垢摸摸鼻子，“那你们岂不是认识？”

“就比赛的时候见过而已，都没说过话。”白远自嘲的道，咬下一大口汉堡，“顶多算我单方面认识吧。不过，当时我就觉得他会红。”

"You're not an artist anymore?" Zhao Wugou sniffed the cup of coffee in his hand, and resisted not drinking it.

"Yes, I'm old, I have no hope of becoming popular, and I can't receive any announcements, so I opened a dance class to support myself." Bai Yuan's still-looking face showed a helpless smile, "The show business circle , is a place to eat youth food, it is very cruel, after the age of 25 is not in the early years, basically have to face the reality. And I am 28 this year."

"I like Wu Yi, because he lives like my dream." Bai Yuan took another bite of the hamburger, his face full of longing, "Every time I watch his performance, I feel ashamed of being hit in the real world." The self who was born was resurrected with full blood, and had the courage to continue fighting. Even if I can't become a star, I can still continue my dreams related to music and dance in my dance classroom."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

It's not so much the nine-tailed fox's fault as your own positive attitude.

“不好意思，拉七拉八的说了这么多追星的事情，很无聊吧？”白远孩子气的吐吐舌头，灌了口咖啡，见赵无垢只捧着咖啡杯闻，便好奇的问，“你不喜欢喝咖啡？”

"I like it, but I dare not drink too much."

"why?"

The intern raised eyebrows, "□□ is the most commonly used psychotropic drug in the world, as a central nervous system stimulant. So subconsciously, I want to control myself to drink less. It may be considered an occupational disease."

"Haha, I understand. It's like I can't help stretching when I'm cooking and waiting for the pot to boil." Bai Yuan smiled. Obviously, he is the kind of person who is good at actively controlling the rhythm of the conversation and will never let the party be cold Enthusiastic and talkative type.

"Cooking?" Zhao Wugou lightly raised the corners of his lips, and teased with a smile, "With all due respect, you look like the type who doesn't go into the kitchen."

"Then you read it wrong. My cooking skills are top-notch. I can cook all kinds of home-cooked dishes at my fingertips. Among other things, my cold-faced neighbor across the door was settled by my cooking skills." Bai Yuan was very impressed, Showing his chatty nature, he chattered endlessly, "Do you know how cruel that guy was at the beginning? Don't say he doesn't say hello when we meet, he's just the kind who treats everyone around him like air. When I move Borrowing a pot from his house, his face was so dark that it was scary. However, after I forced him to have a meal at my house as a thank you for building a good-neighborly relationship, that guy’s attitude changed completely. Although he is still He doesn't talk very much, but he will take the initiative to knock on the door with expensive seafood every three days, asking me to cook him a big meal and a toothbrush ceremony. Also, he bought the tickets for today's concert for me!"

Making friends starts from the stomach, and finds a unique way.Zhao Wugou gave him a thumbs up and gave him a thumbs up, "Is that black dragon still showing up now?"

"I haven't seen it recently, just those few times I attended Yiyi's concerts, and when I went back, it squatted at the intersection. To be honest, it looks so dark in the middle of the night. If you close your eyes, it really doesn't look good." I must be able to see it. But at that time, its eyes were staring like copper bells, and it was golden yellow, which was really conspicuous. So when I first saw it, I was really scared to death." Bai Yuan, who was eating chicken wings, recalled At that time, I still patted my chest with lingering fear, "Although it didn't speak, you could tell from its eyes that it was very angry. That's right, the angry kind!"

“它没伤到你吧？”

Bai Yuan shook his head, "That's not true, it just snatched what was in my hand angrily, and then left."

"Has that dragon ever talked? What does it look like?" It seems that this dragon appeared in front of Bai Yuan on purpose, but the purpose of showing up is simply to snatch the surroundings of Nine-Tailed Fox?

Judging from the current behavior, the black dragon doesn't seem to have any malice towards Bai Yuan himself.

"I didn't speak. The body shape is similar to the one on the pillars of the ancient buildings. It is very long. Its tail is like fireworks. Its scales are very beautiful. The edges are a little transparent and can refract light like black gemstones. The head looks like It's also better looking than the ones I've seen before, and I didn't pay attention to the claws." Bai Yuan tried hard to recall, and then smiled apologetically, "Sorry, I can only think of so much."

"You don't seem to be so resistant to it now?" Zhao Wugou found that when Bai Yuan mentioned the black dragon, he no longer had the energy to grit his teeth and complain in the live broadcast room.

“嗯，当时特别生气的是自己好不容易拿到的周边被抢，还连着被抢三回，要知道，那可是壹壹亲笔签名的限量版！那种生气和心疼的程度其实已经远远超过我见到龙的震惊感。”白远尴尬的笑了笑，“后来才有点后怕，除了那次在直播间，我也跟朋友说这件事，他们都觉得我是在开玩笑，或者是有人借着天黑假扮怪物来抢劫。总之，这个世界上根本不可能有龙。然后我就不太提了。反正周边已经被抢了，不可能拿回来。与其把时间花在跟别人battle论证这个世界上到底有没有龙，不如努力多赚钱，重新买壹壹新的周边。”

"However, luckily you believed what I said and never doubted it." Bai Yuan looked at Zhao Wugou gratefully.

"It's not that I didn't doubt it." Zhao Wugou shook his head frankly, and gently curved the corners of his lips, "But I happened to have a similar experience to you recently, so I believe it now."

"Have you ever seen a dragon?"

"It's not a dragon, it's a son of a dragon." Zhao Wugou smiled, and Taotie's small face appeared in front of his eyes.

"No wonder!" Bai Yuan suddenly realized that he put down his fork, warmly raised his hand, and signaled Zhao Wugou to give him a high five, "Maybe we should form an alliance of dragon hunters or something."

The two chatted and ate, and when it was about time, Wang Xuan called to follow up on the CALL, and Zhao Wugou called the waiter to come over and pay the bill.After getting the invoice, he scratched it off and won 5 yuan.

Bai Yuan was dumbfounded, showing envious eyes, "Dude, are you a golden hand?"

Zhao Wugou: ……………

财猫大人法力无边！

The cashier of the coffee shop apologized to Zhao Wugou that such a large winning amount cannot be cashed in the store, and he needs to go to the tax bureau.

While waiting for Zhao Wugou, Wang Xuan took a leisurely look around the fan booth next to him, got fans for himself and Zhao Wugou, and stuffed them into Zhao Wugou's hands as soon as they met.

The fan did not print Wu Yi's headshot, but a hand-painted pattern, one side is a Q version of a villain with two heads, round and cute eyes, and the other side is a little fox wearing a baseball cap from Yiyi's concert , but it's not white hair, it's red hair.Zhao Wugou looked at the red fox printed on the fan which was said to be the mascot of the Yiyi concert. Not to mention, although the fur color was wrong, the half-squinted eyebrows and eyes were quite similar to the real one. .

Entering through the security check, Zhao Wugou couldn't help being stunned when he found his seat and saw the person sitting next to him.

"It's you?" Bai Yuan also showed surprise.The two who had only been separated for less than half an hour were actually sitting next to each other.

Zhao Wugou indifferently glanced at the direction where Bai Wuchang was standing diagonally behind him. The two tickets for Bai Yuan and his neighbor were given to him by Wu Yi, and he gave them to Hei Wuchang as a gift!

Oops, after cashing out, I forgot to say hello to the judge, and Bai Wuchang, who was captured on the spot, silently looked up at the sky... the ceiling.

Hei Wuchang took a step forward, stood in front of Bai Wuchang and hugged Zhao Wugou apologetically.

"Your friend?" Wang Xuan pushed Zhao Wugou who was standing still.

"Yes." Zhao Wugou, who looked away, introduced Wang Xuan and Bai Yuan, and Bai Yuan also introduced the cold-faced man beside him, that man was Long Heng.

Touching his itchy nose due to spiritual allergies, the intern looked at the neighbor who was said to be cruel and unsmiling, and had a bold guess in his heart. Could this Mr. Long Heng in front of him be the black dragon who robbed Bai Yuan? Bar?

"Wugou, come here!" Zhao Wugou was still guessing Long Heng's true identity, when he suddenly heard someone calling his name.He raised his head and found that Wu Er hurriedly ran out from the backstage rest passageway, like a parkour athlete all the way.He couldn't wait for the security guard to open the gate, so he jumped over and rushed to him, "Come and help!"

what's the situation?Is there anything in the backstage where I can help?

Confused, Zhao Wugou was dragged by Wu Er all the way to Wu Yi's lounge in the backstage, only to see a white envelope strewn across the table, the paper inside had been pulled out and placed beside it.

上面简短打印着几行黑体字，内容触目惊心：

【At 02:30 this afternoon, if you don't stop the concert, the bomb will be played at the same time as your birthday.

I wish you an unforgettable birthday!

Sincerely, Bomb Lovers]

Is this... a bomb warning letter?Zhao Wugou looked at the things that often appeared in the film and television drama, and was speechless for a while.