Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Zhao Wugou:? ? ?

Wait, you're not human?

"Can't monsters enter the hospital?" Wu Er helped his thick bottle-bottomed glasses in confusion.

Zhao Wugou looked at Wu Er speechlessly, then gently lowered his head and asked the little boy, "What is your body?"

The little boy shrank his hands quietly into the sleeves of his denim jacket, and his voice was like a mosquito, "Cat."

The intern sighed, and helplessly turned his head towards Wu Er's door, "I think we should go to the veterinarian."

"Is there no veterinarian here?" Wu Er looked around unwillingly.It is not hospitalized here, what excuse do I have to come over and meet that doctor by chance?

"Here is to treat human diseases."

"As long as it doesn't return to its original shape, who knows?" The eight-tailed fox demon looked at the little boy in his arms with piercing eyes.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I am really not sure if there are monsters who come to the hospital to seek medical treatment after getting sick.

"Listen, during the hospitalization, you must maintain your human form, understand? If you dare to change back into a cat..." Wu Er told the little boy in his arms, halfway through speaking, he clenched his fist in front of it in a 'kindly' way and shook it shake.

"Understood." The little boy nodded in fright.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

You figured it out, it doesn't need to be hospitalized at all for its injury, okay?

Knowing that the little boy's injury didn't need to be hospitalized, Wu Er immediately showed a disappointed expression. He barely recovered after hearing the doctor's order to come to the hospital to change his dressing.

He was tossing around until midnight. When he left the hospital, Zhao Wugou saw that Wu Er's expression was still sad, so he patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "At least you already know who he is, so you don't need to worry about it anymore." Go to the Chamber of Commerce to guard. The next thing is to make a good pursuit plan."

Wu Er pushed his thick bottle-bottomed glasses with bright eyes, and his mood suddenly brightened.

Wang Xuan happened to be helping his senior brother to shoot a film and just finished work, so he stopped by to pick up Zhao Wugou.

They were too hungry on the way back, and after discussing with each other, the two turned to the Night Snack Street.When they entered the street, they happened to pass by a young couple. The boy was hugging the girl's waist affectionately, and said in a doting tone, "Don't eat if you're hungry, it's not good for your health."

After the other party walked over, Wang Xuan laughed out loud, winked and bumped Zhao Wugou with his elbow, "It's not good for your health to eat when you're hungry, why don't you eat when you're full?"

"Come on, don't get in the way." Zhao Wugou kicked him on the back of his heel, and looked back at the couple walking past as if nothing had happened. The two were discussing the taste of incense.

But how could Wang Xuan see ghosts?Zhao Wugou stared at the back of his roommate strangely.

Sitting in the restaurant, Wang Xuan ordered fried snails, baked prawns, steamed river crab, and salt and pepper pork ribs in one go, and then added a signature shabu-shabu with pickled cabbage and fish bottom.

"Don't order too much, if you are full, you won't be able to go back to sleep later." Zhao Wugou couldn't stand it anymore.

"Don't worry, I didn't eat lunch or dinner. You just stew a kun for me right now, and I can eat it." Wang Xuan patted his chest and said, and scratched a large bottle of oranges on the menu. Pass the menu to the waiter.

I am afraid that when you really see Kun, you will die of fright instead of wanting to eat it.The intern complained silently in his heart.

The night snack street is at its most popular at this time, and the small seafood frying shop they chose called 'Chaihuo' has a particularly brisk business, with almost no seats left.The store was noisy, and there were two boys on their right, having a drink and talking, and there were already four or five bottles of beer piled up on the table.There was a family of three sitting on the left. The child looked young, only three or four years old. For some reason, he was lying in his mother's arms, sobbing and crying non-stop.

His mother coaxed the child softly for a while, but seeing that it didn't work, she slapped the child on the buttocks lightly, "Cry again, let Zhong Zhengnan catch you at night!"

"Master, is Zhong Zhengnan a famous ghost?" Wang Xuan asked Zhao Wugou in a low voice.He remembers that when he was a child, his grandmother used the same sentence pattern to threaten him, for example, 'If you cry again, the wolf will catch you', 'If you cry again, the ghost will catch you'.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Zhong Kui, whose name is Zhengnan.

The intern glanced around nonchalantly. Is there such a snack bar that can handle both Yin and Yang businesses at the same time?

"Yo, there's something else you don't know!" Seeing that Zhao Wugou didn't speak, Wang Xuan happily poured himself half a cup of fruit orange from a paper cup in the store, and drank it all in one gulp. Congratulations!"

"... What are you filming today, so late?" Zhao Wugou took the drink bottle and poured himself half a glass.Wang Xuan's sudden ability to see ghosts should be related to today's experience.

"It's really lucky to say it," Wang Xuan took another sip of his drink like a drinker, "My brother went to interview a collector today, and his assistant fell ill temporarily, so he arrested me to help. That person specializes in collecting paintings and calligraphy. The things in the private collection room are worth more than the museum. It really opened my eyes. To be honest, I think my brother is also a capitalist with bad money, but I only know what I know when I see him today How superficial. I heard from senior brother that the ones that allowed us to take pictures today are worth tens of millions, and the real valuable ones must not have been shown to us."

So, something might be wrong in that private collection room?Zhao Wugou frowned slightly, "Are you going tomorrow?"

"What else are you going to do? It's just because today's filming has to be finished, so I stayed until midnight." Wang Xuan poured himself another half a glass, then turned to look at the 'empty table' next to him, "Hey, when did the table next door leave? ?”

"I didn't pay attention." Zhao Wugou's eyes swept over the baby who was already sleeping in his mother's arms after crying, and turned a blind eye.But he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Wang Xuan was only able to see it because he was temporarily contaminated with something, and the time limit was very short.

"Da Liu, we are about to lose our jobs, what should we do?" The two young men at the table on the right, the one in the middle seemed drunk, and suddenly wept while holding a beer bottle.

"The company's bankruptcy hasn't been confirmed yet, has it?" The young man with a cut head sitting opposite him, his young face was full of embarrassment, he made an 'excuse me' gesture to the eyes around him, and stretched out his hand to put his half-parted head The bottle of beer was snatched away.

"Indeed...confirmed. Lingling from the personnel department said...tomorrow...in the afternoon, a dismissal notice will be issued." The middle part raised his head unsteadily, under the anesthesia of alcohol, he spoke with a bit of tongue, "What should I do?"

"If you've lost your job, just look for it again." The young man with an inch hair scratched his scalp, "It's normal to change jobs."

"You don't understand, I still have 13 years of loan repayments, a two-year-old son to support, a car, insurance, a lot of monthly expenses, and now I'm suddenly unemployed, in case I can't find a job in time , the whole family is ruined!" The middle part anxiously tugged at his hair, and murmured, "At your age, you can eat enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry. You don't even know what the burden is!"

"Who says I can't afford it? I want to raise a cat, three pots of succulents, and five VIP accounts for game and video platforms." The young man with an inch head was also a little drunk, muttering in disbelief with his bright eyebrows furrowed.

"No wonder people say that there are all kinds of life hidden in the city at night. Today I believe it. When you don't have inspiration in the future, you must go out and walk more." Wang Xuan, who was listening, laughed happily when he heard the young man talk about raising a game account , whispered to Zhao Wugou,

At this moment, Zhao Wugou's cell phone vibrated, and a text message from Wu Er appeared on it, full of eagerness, 【Aside from romance novels, is there any reference material for pursuing human beings? 】

Movie?This was the first thing that popped into the mind of an intern who also had no experience in chasing people.

"That," Zhao Wugou looked at Wang Xuan who was known for his evil ideas, and humbly asked for advice, "Do you know how to chase a boy?"

Wang Xuan blinked, and immediately put his arms around his chest in horror, "Why, do you have a crush on me?"

I have a crush on you big head ghost!Zhao Wugou gave him a blank look, "He's much more handsome than you, he's a doctor."

"Chasing people is not just the three tricks, giving gifts, sweet talk, asking out for dinner." Wang Xuan heaved a sigh of relief.

It's better to let Wu Er not disturb Dr. Zhou's life as much as possible. Zhao Wugou frowned, and automatically removed the options of dating and gift giving, "Is there any way to improve language skills?"

"How do you say sweet words? It's simple," Wang Xuan showed an expression of being a piece of cake, and even sucked a snail. Look at the collection of earthy love stories, and watch a few more."

Very good, when Wu Er finished watching the collection of earthy love stories, he should not be so impulsive anymore, and it won't cause too much trouble for Dr. Zhou by then.Zhao Wugou nodded, bowed his head and replied to Wu Er, suggesting that he read more collections of rustic love stories.

Rustic love story?Wu Er, who received the message, was full of question marks.

In the afternoon of the next day, Zhao Wugou went to the employment agency in the morning to help the professor go to Dongcheng to get materials.

Since that consultation, Hao Kun has become a frequent visitor to the psychological consultation room, helping Haoju, who is wearing a top hat, to solve today's "problem in the workplace". Every exam must be passed, and both IDs replied to him.Every exam has to pass and lives in Lihe, so I don't have much time to meet and talk about it, but Xiaobai is from Beijing.

Zhao Wugou wanted to make an appointment with Xiaobai to chat in detail, but he didn't expect that the other party happened to be online, so he replied in seconds.

【Will you go to Yiyi's birthday party the day after tomorrow afternoon? 】Zhao Wugou remembered that Xiaobai seemed to be Wu Yi's die-hard fan, maybe he could make an appointment with him near the concert venue.

【of course. ] The other party happily replied, 【I managed to get a VIP seat! 】

In the end, they agreed to meet at the Cat's Claw Coffee in the Six Trees Stadium at [-]:[-] noon the day after tomorrow.

When sending messages to Xiaobai and Must Pass Every Exam, Zhao Wugou had the idea that the chances of him being able to help him improve his thesis data or encounter supernatural events were [-]/[-].However, based on the current situation of a monster in three steps and a monster in five steps after opening the sky eye, he had to admit that in Jingbei City, the chance of running into a monster is probably much higher than encountering hallucinations.

Zhao Wugou has observed the influx of golden light of merit and virtue every time, and found that apart from being able to feel it at the moment of integration, there is no special change in the appearance of right and wrong money, neither the golden color of any virtuous money becomes It is thicker, and none of the evil money has changed color, showing that it is about to be converted into moral money.

Considering that the types of "experiment subjects" are unknown and the number of samples is unknown, he has no way to analyze the method of speeding up. In the short term, he can only find ways to expand the scope of contact with monsters and strive for opportunities to earn merit points. Collect and record data and samples.

After collecting the documents, Zhao Wugou received a text message from Wang Xuan, who was awake, reminding him that if he passes by the bank, remember to take cash on the way, the rent will be paid in two days, and their landlord uncle doesn't understand electronic accounts and only likes to accept cash.

There happened to be Huaguo Bank downstairs, so Zhao Wugou planned to go to the teller machine to get it directly.

As a result, all three ATMs were taken out.

Zhao Wugou had no choice but to go to the business hall.

As soon as he entered the business hall, he saw yesterday's young cat demon sitting on the waiting seat with an anxious expression on his face, with a bulging red, white and blue bag piled up at his feet.

The people next to it all stared at it and whispered.

"Jinxi?" Zhao Wugou took the number in line, walked over and sat beside the cat demon, "Why are you running around with your leg injured?"

"I have something very important." The cat demon boy held the number paper and a note in his hand tightly, and silently lowered his head.

"Did you buy anything?" Zhao Wugou looked at the bags piled up at the feet of himself and the young man, seeing how the protruding shape looked like money?

"It's not something, it's the money I just took." The cat demon replied honestly.

"Why are you taking so much cash?" Zhao Wugou looked at Jinxi, roughly counting the volume, there are almost hundreds of thousands here!Does this little cat demon have so much money?

"I want to send money to this company!" The cat demon shook the note in his hand.

"money transfer?"

The cat demon nodded vigorously, and said seriously, "I want to give money to this company so that they don't go bankrupt."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Are the monsters so tall now that they start investing in acquisitions?

"However, this human bank is too troublesome. I went to many branches, made appointments and transfers, and only managed to collect a few hundred thousand. I don't know when I will be able to collect 1000 million." The cat demon said nervously. Picking his fingers, his tone was full of grievances.

"1000 million? Why didn't you send the money directly?" Zhao Wugou looked at him in surprise.

"Can I send it directly?" The cat demon was more surprised than Zhao Wugou.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

The worried intern had to accompany the little cat demon to deposit the money back into the account, and then call the company's account.

The large amount of remittance did not arrive so quickly, but the little cat demon who got the receipt took a photo of the receipt and passed it to the other party. It looked up at Zhao Wugou expectantly, "My lord, can you accompany me up to have a look?" ?"

go up?

The little cat demon cautiously took out another note from his pocket, on which was written the address of the company they remitted money to just now, it was on the 19th floor of this building, "Just take a peek."

"You are their major shareholder now, just take a few glances!" Zhao Wugou touched the head of the furious little cat demon.

So, after staying in the nearby bank for more than an hour, Zhao Wugou stepped into the office building called Dingding again.

The gray and white moiré marble floor in the lobby has been polished to a bright spot. Leather shoes and high-heeled shoes can make an extraordinary sound that belongs to the modern workplace when walking on it.

The people who came and went in and out were all dressed in decent professional attire, and the little cat demon rubbed his ill-fitting sneakers on the floor mat, feeling that he was a bit out of place, and shrank his hands in the sleeves of his denim jacket cautiously when he entered the door , followed closely behind Zhao Wugou.

【Thanks! 】When Zhao Wugou swiped the temporary card to open the gate in the elevator area, a mechanical electronic female voice popped out from the gate.

"No...you're welcome!" The little cat demon, who was a little nervous at first, was taken aback. After realizing the meaning of the voice, he quickly replied politely, and bowed seriously to the gate.

That's just a program, even if you talk to it, it won't understand!Zhao Wugou smiled and rubbed its head, this little cat demon is too cute!

As soon as the elevator door opened, Zhao Wugou saw two familiar faces.It's the two who drank at the next table yesterday!

In the corridor, the middle-aged youth was happily walking towards the toilet with his arms around the inch-cut young man. The expression on his face was ecstatic, "When year, do you know? Just now Lingling said that a good-hearted person injected 1000 million into our company. Will go bankrupt!"

A bright smile appeared on the face of the inch-cut young man.

"Who says I can't afford it? I want to raise a cat, three pots of succulents, and five VIP accounts for game and video platforms."

The young man's muttering in the small fried shop echoed in the intern's ears.

No way?Zhao Wugou looked at the short-cut young man named He Nian, and at the little cat demon beside him who had happily raised the corners of his lips and stared at him since he appeared.

The cat that He Nian wanted to raise, couldn't it be the one next to him?

Who are you raising whom?

This afternoon, the story that a company that was about to go bankrupt was brought back to life because of an injection of 1000 million from well-meaning people quickly became a new urban legend.

When leaving the building, the little cat demon tugged at Zhao Wugou's hand, motioning him to squat down.

Although Zhao Wugou didn't quite understand it, he did it anyway.

Jin Xi stepped up and solemnly kissed Zhao Wugou on the forehead.

"Fortune and treasure." The little cat demon clenched his fingers into a fist at Zhao Wugou, and playfully made a classic move of a lucky cat.Then he turned around and ran away.

Zhao Wugou:? ? ?

"My lord actually wants to get the fortune of a fortune cat!" Niutou said enviously.

"Fortune cat?" Zhao Wugou turned to look at Niutou.

"Generally, the filth of monsters is harmful to people, such as water filth, mildew, etc., but the filth of the fortune cat is unique. It is said that it was born in a cornucopia, so it is born to attract wealth. It is willing to share it with you. If you are lucky, you will have a lot of money within a year. However, this kind of cat is very difficult to please. Over the years, many monsters and humans have captured them for wealth. Unfortunately, even if all kinds of threats and lures are used, there are few successful ones. "

Zhao Wugou: ……………

No wonder the little cat demon is so rich, he injects 1000 million into the owner's company every minute!

Those eight wolf demons last night were probably blocking the little cat demon in the business association for the sake of 'money', right?

At first, the intern didn't quite understand what the so-called fortune meant, but on the way home, he bought a 2 yuan lottery ticket experimentally and won 5 yuan directly!

At the same moment, at the other end of the city, Wu Er was nervously chattering to the screen of his mobile phone, reciting the collected love stories.

The intern, who is experiencing the happiness of fortune, does not know that he and many others will be bombarded and attacked by all-round bombardment and love talk in the next few days!

On the morning of Wu Yi's concert, he was looking forward to Zhao Wugou's technical guidance on his pursuit. Wu Er dragged the intern to accompany the little cat demon 'hard' to the hospital to change his medicine.He checked the roster, Dr. Zhou has an outpatient clinic today!

Seeing Zhao Wugou who accompanied Wu Er into the door, Zhou Feng was obviously taken aback, "Your friend?"

Zhao Wugou nodded, for some reason, he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Zhou Feng opened the medical case and politely conducted a routine consultation with Wu Er.

"Doctor, do you know where my heart is?" Wu Er nervously said the lines he had recited for a long time, while waiting for the other party to ask doubts, he silently recited the next answer in his heart, on you!It's on you!It's on you!

"I know." Zhou Feng replied without raising his head, "Left mid-clavicular line is 1.5cm medial to the fourth and fifth intercostal spaces."

Wu Er's face was full of bewilderment:? ? ? ?

Is this different from what was written?