Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Is it okay if a baby falls from the sky?

Whose cutie is this?Is it lost?

Looking at the little guy's cute cheeks, Zhao Wugou was a little at a loss, coughed awkwardly, and tried to explain to him, "Well, kid, you misidentified the person..."

"Father!" The little guy called again stubbornly, his mouth was flattened, and the water in his two big eyes was shining, as if he was going to cry in the next moment.

"Okay, good boy, don't cry yet." Seeing that he was about to burst into tears, Zhao Wugou immediately compromised, squatted down quickly, and coaxed him gently.At this moment, the intern with a headache realized that the devil's thesis proposition and the like are not worth mentioning at all. The irrational creatures like children are the real knowledge blind spots of human beings, the kind that can't be tapped on the skill tree at all. .

When the bull-headed horse-faced man behind saw the noble little guy beside Zhao Wugou, he was shocked and rushed up, "Your Highness? Why are you here?"

Zhao Wugou: ......

Wait, Your Highness?

The one who can be called the Little Highness by the bull's head and the horse's face... This is, the Little Hades?

Zhao Wugou stared in shock at the little bun in front of him, with his skin that could be broken by blows, and long eyelashes flickering, with such a soft and cute appearance, he was actually the son with the paralyzed face?

What kind of torture did the minister go through to change from the glutinous rice dumpling in front of him to the poker face that dominates the world?

No, why would Little Yan Jun call him father?

No matter how you look at him, he doesn't look like Mr. Minister, right? ? ?

"You guys go away." Little Hades frowned at the face of the bull's head and horse, and waved his sleeves like chasing flies.He slipped out with great difficulty, and found his father with great difficulty, so he must hurry up and find a way to persuade his father to go back to the underworld!

The little guy raised his chin proudly, as if he had a big responsibility on his shoulders.

"Your Highness, where's your ghost attendant?" Niutou looked around anxiously, those guys were too careless, they actually let His Highness slip out of the ghost gate by themselves, if they were lost, the world would be in chaos.

"This king is here to look for daddy. Of course I don't bring them." Xiao Baozi straightened his back and answered confidently.He tried his best to straighten his face and put on the demeanor of his little highness, finally there was a faint shadow of Yan Jun's domineering between his milky brows.

"But I'm really not your father." Zhao Wugou couldn't help touching the little bun's face, this little guy is so cute, so cute that it's a foul.

"Father, don't you even want me?" Hearing this, Xiao Yan Wang no longer cared about his manners, and immediately grabbed Zhao Wugou's ripped jeans in panic, and said pitifully, "I didn't mean to be disobedient, or ...I just miss you so much."

"It's not that I don't want you, your father is Yan Jun." Zhao Wugou patiently explained.

"That's the father." The little guy raised his chin and said sternly.

"Yes, father, no, Yan Jun is your father."

"No, my father is my father, and my father is my father." Xiao Yan Wang pursed his mouth. Not only did his father not go back to the underworld, why didn't he even recognize him?

"Listen to me, baby, under normal conditions, everyone has only one father. Since your father is Yan Jun, it is impossible for me to be your father." Zhao Wugou tried to reason with the little bun in front of him earnestly.

"However, this king is not a human being, but the future Yan Jun. Therefore, you can have both a father and a judge father." The little guy's dark eyes sparkled brightly, and he stood up proudly. He was as outstanding as him, the sky was the biggest, and his father Wang and Dad are next, and the rest, how can anyone compare with him?

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Well, a three-year-old kid got in there!I have to say, aside from blind self-confidence, logic... full marks.

However, looking at the little guy's clear mind, it doesn't seem like admitting his mistake, Yan Jun's son, why do you still call him Dad?

Judge dad?Zhao Wugou tried hard to think about the answer, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and turned to look at the bull head and the horse face, "Could it be that I am the godfather of the little highness?"

Bull head & horse face: …………………

This and that, what Your Majesty has never said to you, as subordinates, we dare not talk nonsense.

What does godfather mean?If you have a father, it shouldn't be much difference, Xiao Yan Wang blinked his eyes, thought quickly, nodded vigorously, and stretched out two chubby short hands to Zhao Wugou, "Daddy, hug."

Zhao Wugou, who thought he understood the situation, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and stretched out his hand to hold Xiaotuanzi in his arms.

It turns out that Dad likes the name 'Daddy' now [Da Wu], the little Hades who wanted to hug him as he wished suddenly realized, and rubbed against Zhao Wugou's neck coquettishly, feeling satisfied.

The little guy's body is mixed with the cold and milky fragrance of Yan Jun's body, and it smells very good.Holding Xiaotuanzi in his arms, Zhao Wugou pointed to the candy figurine stand, "Want to eat candy figurines? Godfather will buy them for you."

Only then did Zhao Wugou realize that everyone around him was frozen, barrier?

"My lord, just now I was afraid that when you talked, there would be too many people with mixed eyes." Ma Mian said and quickly removed the barrier.

"Daddy, don't buy it, the things made by the ghost mother-in-law are really bad." The little bun put his arms around Zhao Wugou's neck, and whispered in his ear in a childish voice.In the entire underworld, the soup made by Granny Meng is the worst!

Ghost mother-in-law?

Zhao Wugou was startled, and looked at the sugar man stand, could it be that the mother-in-law next to the uncle is not a person, but a ghost?

"It's a wandering soul who gave up reincarnation. She has a lot of yin, but she has no resentment, and she won't turn into a ghost. It is probably due to the blessing of some wish power." Ma Mian grabbed the guide on the mother-in-law, respectfully Hand it to Zhao Wugou respectfully.

赵无垢垂下眼睫，只见黄纸上写着：陈锦梅，配偶杨怀远。1942年10月30日8点生于吴中临水，2008年7月25日14点卒于天门No.1民医院。自愿不入鬼门关。

Died two years ago?Zhao Wugou looked at Yanyan's mother-in-law, 'she' is not as transparent as ordinary ghosts, under the cover of night, there is almost no difference from ordinary people, "Give up reincarnation?"

"I don't know why, after death, she refused to go to the gate of hell with the messenger who led the way. She has already missed the original reincarnation period, and can only wander in the human world as a wandering spirit." Ma Mian explained.

The ghosts are arranged according to the way guides to pick up the ghosts, and they don't go back. Usually, unless a Taoist priest is willing to pay the guide money and invite the ghosts again for her, otherwise it is impossible for her to enter reincarnation.She can only keep floating, and when all her yin energy dissipates, her soul will completely perish.

"If you want to know why, you'll know if you ask?" Niutou waved at the wandering souls among the crowd.

Seeing the two errands, Chen Jinmei looked a little astonished, and floated over to salute silently.

"My lord would like to know why you gave up reincarnation?" Niutoung said in a low voice.

"If I leave, there will be no one to accompany that stubborn old man. I have been married to him for more than 40 years, and I can't rest assured. He is a person who can do nothing but pinch a few sugar people." The mother-in-law stroked her temples. With broken hair on the side, he speaks in a soft voice, and his temper can be seen to be very gentle.When he laughed, he and the old man looked a bit like a husband and wife.

On the recommendation of her mother-in-law, Zhao Wugou bought Mu Guiying on the display shelf, and picked a lion rolling hydrangea for Little Hades.

The uncle who got the 'big order' smiled very happily, and gave Zhao Wugou a little cock as a gift. Then, he carefully put the hundred-yuan bill he received into the money box of the sugar man's burden, and took out the neatly stretched rooster. Give Zhao Wugou the old ten-yuan note.

The little bun holding the sugar lion still hugged him and refused to let go, so he had to take little Hades to repair the phone together.Bull head held Mu Guiying and the little rooster hurriedly followed behind, while the horse face that fell last was reporting to Yan Jun.

"Huh?" He helped hold Mu Guiying and the little rooster's candy-shaped bull's head, brought Mu Guiying to his nose and smelled it. The yin energy was the same as that on him when he saw Mr. Judge at the second mouth of Luofeng Mountain. Smells exactly the same.

As soon as Niutou told Zhao Wugou, Zhao Wugou couldn't help but burst out laughing after thinking about it. It turned out that the yin energy that he was stuck to at the beginning was not from the deceased in the car accident, but from the candy man he helped Wang Xuan take.So, it's not entirely to blame on that errand, but you can also count yourself as 'self-inflicted'?

It seemed that he had to find a chance to 'rehabilitate' that errand, Zhao Wugou shook his head, and when he was walking towards the mobile phone shop with the little bun in his arms, the soft singing voice of the mother-in-law came from behind him,

"Lian Lian,

We have been dating for a hundred years,

Which died at the age of 97,

Waiting on the bridge of Naihe for three years. "

We are in love with each other.Hearing the singing, Zhao Wugou turned his head and looked at the happy smiles on the faces of the uncle and mother-in-law despite being separated by yin and yang in the night, Zhao Wugou couldn't help thinking of these four words.

It's really troublesome not to be able to tell the difference between a human and a ghost, Zhao Wugou couldn't help but sigh when he thought of the situation where he mistaken his mother-in-law for a human just now.

"Daddy, what's wrong with you?" The little bun who was studying the sugar lion with great interest, heard Zhao Wugou sigh, and immediately put down the sugar lion nervously.

"It's nothing, I just feel that I'm pretty stupid." Zhao Wugou scratched the tip of the little bun's nose, the boy looked more and more cute.

"No, daddy is the smartest in the world, and I'm second." Xiao Baozi said confidently.

"I am the smartest in the world, so what about your father?" Zhao Wugou deliberately teased him.

"The most fierce in the world." The little bun looked around, leaned into Zhao Wugou's ear, and whispered.

Zhao Wugou couldn't help laughing, complaining about your father is a good hand.

"Then how can you prove that you are smart?"

"For example... For example, if you want to know who in a group of people has opened the eyes of the sky, you can find a ghost to talk to, 'Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain.' Those who can look over will be able to see ghosts." Little Yama wrinkled Little face, after thinking for a long time, he barely gave an example.

"Although your method is feasible, it is easy to miss many targets, because the opponent may ignore you. I will teach you a trick, which will make their reaction more obvious." Zhao Wugou gave the little guy a trick, "Next time , you can change it to, 'Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a tomb in the mountain.' There will be more responses guaranteed."

Human beings are far more responsive to mistakes than to right ones, such as Cunningham's Law that often appears in social networks.

"Oh, I see. Similarly, I can also say 'one by one gets one, one by two gets two, two by one gets one, two by two gets five'." Little Hades blinked his eyes, and quickly drew inferences from one instance to the other.

Zhao Wugou originally said it casually, but he didn't expect Xiao Baozi to understand immediately.He happily pinched Xiao Baozi's face, he's so smart!Yan Jun's genes are indeed extraordinary.

After handing the mobile phone to the clerk to change the screen, Zhao Wugou took little Yama into the fast food restaurant next to him, ordered chocolate ice cream and French fries for the little guy, and waited while he ate.

Little Hades lowered his head, staring at Zhao Wugou's legs, with a sullen look on his face.

"What's the matter, don't you like to eat this?" Why is the little guy suddenly depressed?

The little guy blinked his dark eyes, hesitant to speak, and finally, he said seriously like a little adult, "Daddy, I know that the father is fierce and annoying, but... But he is okay sometimes, you really Are you unwilling to go back to the underworld?"

Is it really good to say that your father is behind your back?Obviously you ran away from home, why did it look like I ran away from home.

Zhao Wugou said dumbfounded, "I'll be back in a while."

"Really?" Little Hades looked at him as if asking for proof.

"Really." Zhao Wugou nodded earnestly, "It's not that I don't want to go back to the underworld, but I just reincarnated and came to the world to practice hard."

Penance?

Dad must have committed a lot of crimes in the human world!The little guy thought of the phone with a rotten screen just now, and looked at the ragged jeans on Zhao Wugou's leg, his eyes turned red instantly with distress.He pursed his lips, took off his gold collar and handed it over as if making up his mind, "Daddy, you can exchange this for money!"

Fatty's hands were trembling, and the gold collar was decorated with a jade wat board and the gold coins collided together, making a ringing sound.

"What am I doing with your collar? I'm not short of money." Zhao Wugou who didn't know what to do hurriedly helped it put back the gold collar.

"But, you even tore your trousers." Xiao Yan Wang eloquently pointed at Zhao Wugou's ripped trousers. Daddy used to be well-clothed and well-fed in the underworld, but now he is living such a miserable life in the human world!

Zhao Wugou: ……………

The look in the same line!Are you father and son really so displeased with the fashion of the human world?

Hearing that Zhao Wugou is now living with 'another man', Xiao Baozi immediately became sensitive, and wanted to go back with Zhao Wugou to have a look.Zhao Wugou, who was completely powerless against the little bun's cuteness and tearful attack, had to reluctantly agree, but asked him to obediently talk to Yan Jun and get permission from his "very fierce father".

Just kidding, let alone Xiao Baozi, he is also very afraid of the minister.

Zhao Wugou originally pinned his hopes on Yan Jun, hoping that he would send the little guy back immediately after he found out.However, I don't know how Xiao Baozi told Yan Jun, but the other party actually agreed.

Zhao Wugou who was unable to get off the tiger had no choice but to carry the little bun back.

"Are there any children's tickets for tomorrow's exhibition? We may buy an extra one." Zhao Wugou who entered the door said to Wang Xuan while taking care of Little Yama to change his shoes.

"Why do you want children's tickets..." Wang Xuan, who was addicted to games on the sofa, raised his head and was stunned. It took him a long time to recover.

He looked at Zhao Wugou who had just entered the door, and then at the little guy who was dressed in pink and luxurious clothes beside him,

"Damn, no way, is it really a gift for a child to recharge the phone bill now?"

Little Hades frowned with milky brows, looked at Wang Xuan as if facing a formidable enemy, and quickly and silently compared his own father and the man in front of him in his heart.