Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Zhao Wugou stretched out his slender fingers to hold his forehead, digging his own grave, etc. How could there be relevant regulations in normal laws?

Don't embarrass the law that is less than a hundred years old, okay?Compared with an ancient ferocious beast like you, it is still a child! ! !

What?own tomb?

Tao Zhan above also froze, dumbfounded.After being patted by Lu Bing, he realized that the powerful aura in the cave that the ghost waiter has been afraid of is the one below!

Under Yan Jun's scrutinizing eyes, the little Taotie with a big bag sat on the lid of his coffin, as if he was a criminal, he drooped his head and grabbed the corner of the bag, and said everything in detail.

The floor below the main hall is actually its clothes tomb.

As one of the four fierce beasts, Taotie's body was once smashed by heaven when he broke through the yellow rank because of his many evil deeds. More than 2000 years ago, he was reincarnated as the youngest son of a certain country's monarch, of course, the kind who was not successful.However, because of his birth mother, it is still very much loved.

Not long after, Taotie woke up.

It was impatient to obey so many rules, so it feigned death and left.

On the contrary, the family built a nice tomb for it, and the accompanying burial was rich. Taotie thought it was very pleasing to the eye, so he took this place as his home and renamed it Mount Gouwu.Somehow, it is now misrepresented as Gohu Mountain.

Taotie's two favorite things to do are eating and counting money.At that time, it would occasionally come back to live for a hundred years if it was bored, and the gold, silver and jewels it snatched back were piled up here, and most of the time, it filled most of the tomb.

Sitting on a high pile of jewels and counting the shiny and shiny things when he is well fed is the happiest and most satisfying time for him.

Those who guard the tomb, except for the occasional sacrifice when they are noisy, are good at other times.At that time, Taotie once allowed the tomb guards to leave a passage and use jade as a key to clean their 'home' regularly.When happy, it will grab a few things from around and reward them.

It turned out to be the case.

Zhao Wugou thought of that jade pendant, the people of Yun Family Village should be the descendants of those tomb guards, right?He turned his gaze to Yan Jun. He wanted to confirm it, but he suddenly discovered that there was a particularly glaring dirty handprint with blood stains printed on the white and straight shirt of the Minister, and it also had a dynamic high-blur effect. .

Oops, Zhao Wugou looked at his hands with a guilty conscience, the culprit seemed to be... himself.

I don't know if my internship salary is enough to pay the minister a new shirt!The uneasy intern fell into anxiety and self-blame for a moment, and forgot what he originally wanted to ask.

Taotie on one side continued to speak honestly.

About 700 years ago, there was a guy in the cave above who made a black dragon, and it couldn't sleep because of the noise. It ran to the man to argue, but it was pushed to the ground and beaten all over its head.

That guy said that it doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, it is stubborn, diverted water into a pool, locked it in it, and threatened that if it was found to be harmful like a black dragon, it would constrict its tendons and disperse its ancient beast blood and soul .

That's fine, that guy still whimsically forced it to learn how to read and write, which was squatting at the bottom of the deep pool, and gave lectures at the beginning of every month.

He always likes to wear a green shirt with a collar. He looks like a dog, but he is more domineering than this beast.If Taotie is slightly dissatisfied, he will be punished by Haibian.Unable to fight again and again, the ferocious beast with hatred had no choice but to be a student honestly.

A few years later, when it finally got back to the "strap Zhuangzhuang", wandering and looking around.Ignorant and ignorant. ’, that guy said that he was going to do something big, and before he left, he stuffed it with a pile of broken books such as "Tao Te Ching" and "San Zi Jing", asking it to recite it every day, cultivate its morality, and leave a message saying that it will be checked when it comes back.

Then, that guy never came again.

Taotie stayed at the bottom of the pool obediently for hundreds of years, devoting himself to cultivation while studying, and finally broke through the restraint and climbed out.It wanted to find that person for revenge, but it couldn't find it at all.

Taotie, who has no ambitions, originally wanted to be happy without worrying about worldly affairs, and start a life of boundless happiness, sleeping and eating, eating and sleeping, and not thinking about cultivation.Unexpectedly, life outside has already changed.

Not only are the tomb guards no longer coming, but they can no longer rob and eat people at will.

Forced to read books for many years, and personally experienced the punishment of being defeated by heaven, it has roughly been able to distinguish between good and evil, and understand the truth, rather than being driven by instinct.

Besides, if it wants to be unreasonable, there will be a public security bureau watching over it.

What's more terrible, not only are the things made by human beings more and more delicious, but also the things they sell are getting more and more expensive.You have to pay for meals, you have to pay for things, and you have to use money everywhere.

The unemployed monster was struggling to make ends meet, had no choice but to make a difficult choice between his two hobbies, and could only reluctantly give up his small coffers.

However, those excessive human beings not only like to change emperors, but also like to change money!

"In the past, it was clear that a piece of silver could buy a small tea shop in a remote place, but now the money exchanged is not enough for a meal of steamed buns." Tao Tie complained, wrinkling his pretty face.

For more than a hundred years, it has almost spent all its small treasury and the gold, silver and jewelry buried with it. Last time, it even recited copper coins.

"The way you exchange money is by setting up a street stall?" Zhao Wugou frowned slightly, took out a tissue from his backpack, and handed it to wipe his face.

"The current money houses of human beings don't accept my money." Tao Tie nodded with aggrieved face, he had been to those places called banks that were said to be the current money houses, and those people smiled and waved to him, letting him take it away.I couldn't find a pawn shop, so I had to set up a street stall.

spendthrift!

Thinking about the situation where this guy sold pearls, gems, gold ingots, silver ingots and cabbage for the price of cabbage, Zhao Wugou's forehead was twitching, and he really wanted to hit Taotie's head hard, just like the way he set up a street stall, to say goodbye The rich boy is not an exaggeration.

"Now, the money is all gone. I looked for a long time, and it seems that this thing can sell some money." Taotie said depressedly with the corners of his mouth drooping.This time when it came back, it was at the end of its rope, so it came up with the idea of ​​its own pure gold coffin.

Feeling the aura of 'Yan Jun', it shrank under the ground, intending to quietly take the things and leave, but never expected that a certain two people fell from the sky and were 'caught'.

Zhao Wugou looked around speechlessly, not to mention the inside of the coffin, the place outside alone was enough to blind people's eyes.

Luxurious style full of various bronzes with inscriptions, a huge golden incense burner with strange beasts, a dragon-shaped golden seat, a glass-like crystal cup, including the brocade curtain that was torn to pieces by it to be used as a furoshiki, which one? At least not worth seven or eight figures?

It's still fortunate that this guy doesn't know goods, only gold and silver, otherwise these things would have disappeared!

"Did you bring in the people in the cave above?" Zhao Wugou recalled what Fang Xu and Huang Yan said. According to Taotie, the Yun family who guarded the tomb had already cut off news, and there should be basically no one who knew about the cave. .

"Probably." Judging by Taotie's expression, he seemed reluctant to bring up this matter.Later, in Yan Jun's freezing sight, he reluctantly confessed that there was actually a soul bound at that time who wanted to pull Huang Wei as a substitute for the dead ghost.

It was purely convenient, and only realized after saving it. As a fierce beast, how could it save people?How embarrassing! ! !So the enraged Taotie snatched a set of sportswear as reward for saving lives and ran away.

However, it didn't expect that after many days, those two people still haven't left.

It can make fierce beasts save people. It seems that the hundreds of years of books under the pool are not in vain.The person who taught it to read in the past has contributed a lot.

Zhao Wugou couldn't help stroking its head, looking around at all the things that could be called national treasures, and suddenly thought of something, if it can be implemented, it might be a way to get the best of both worlds.It can not only guarantee the life of Taotie, but also allow the descendants of the grave guards living in Yunjia Village to live a better life.

"If you restrain your aggressiveness in the future, be good, I can give you an idea." The intern paused, then raised his chin towards Yan Jun, "If my boss agrees, I should be able to guarantee that you will not worry about food and clothing."

"Really?" Taotie looked at Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun with sparkling eyes.Then he said with a guilty conscience, "I, I can actually eat a little bit."

Don't be modest, you are not "a little" edible, you are obviously very edible.Zhao Wugou recalled the 'empty disk' action he witnessed in the expressway service station.

Zhao Wugou suggested that Taotie cooperate with the local government through the Public Security Bureau to repair the main hall with the altar on the upper floor, retain the passages and organs from the cave to the main hall, and develop it into a special scenic spot with the gimmick of "Gouhu Mountain Treasure" , you can not only experience the fun of treasure hunting, but also visit the various precious artifacts left in the Clothes Tomb.

Regardless of rent collection or ticket share, it should be a high-priced continuous income.

The people in Yunjia Village, on the one hand, can serve as the staff of the scenic spot, and on the other hand, they can operate tourist-supported homestays and farmhouse restaurants that focus on green and organic ingredients from Gohushan.In the later stage, word of mouth can also be used to package the local products in the mountains for export.

Yan Jun nodded slightly, the details still need to be perfected, but it is indeed a good idea that kills two birds with one stone.

Yan Jun called the Yin messenger to arrest all the remnant souls in the hall, Fang Xu and Huang Yan were also among them.After the murder, the treasure that countless people were chasing after fell on their heads.The two thought that luck had come, and they were ecstatic, and wanted to wait for the matter to subside before quietly returning to explore the palace to dig treasures.In the end, he met Zhao Wugou and the others unfortunately, and his evil deeds were exposed in the blink of an eye.

Both Fang Xu and Huang Wei died, Tao Zhan's bet with Zhao Wugou could only end in a draw.

As for Zhao Wugou's proposal, both the Yunjia Village and the city government were very interested. They directly set up a working group and prepared a detailed business plan for the implementation. Afterwards, it was implemented to completely improve the life of Yunjia Village and other villages, and to make the local people happy. China's tourism economy has been directly raised by several steps, and Zhao Wugou, who had no intention of doing so, was dizzy from the continuous stream of merit points, that's another story.

On the return journey, in order to achieve Zhao Wugou's first achievement of the train journey, Yan Jun ordered a whole soft sleeper compartment to be packed in the third and fourth shifts, and he mobilized people to replace the furnishings of the entire compartment.

"Why do I feel that Jun Shang is a little happy?" When sending Zhao Wugou and Yan Jun into the train station, San Geng blinked his round eyes and looked at Yan Jun's straight back.

"It's probably because it's rare for the Judge to make a request to him, so the desire to protect is overwhelming, and I'm a little excited." Si Geng guessed.

"Is this what humans call elopement?"

"Stupid, this is called travel!" The real couple eloped like a ghost.Fourth watch raised his hand and patted its head.

"But, Jun Shang, can you do it yourself?" Midnight covered his head, a little worried, but Yan Jun didn't even pour the water himself.

"Your Majesty didn't say you won't follow, let's follow from a distance and don't disturb them." Si Geng slyly adjusted his bow tie, and as for the car, he just found a ghost and drove back.

When entering the station, Zhao Wugou was originally a little worried that Yan Jun would be confused by the five or six tedious procedures of the security check, so he turned his head frequently, but the other party was far more calm than he imagined, and glanced at his and the others' operations, step by step without any confusion. It's not like you've never been on a train.

Waiting, ticket checking, and boarding, all went smoothly.

Until arriving at the soft sleeper compartment, Yan Jun, who originally wanted to have a world for the two of them, was interrupted by an uninvited guest.

That guy Wang Xuan, heard that Zhao Wugou was "doing nothing" on the train, so he called him enthusiastically to discuss the topic of his next short video. He called it, Zhao Wugou is also one of the main creators .

The intern classmate held a mobile phone with a broken screen, and insisted on discussing with Wang Xuan from paper-cutting, ancient inkstone, and brick carving to brocade, folding fans, and sugar figurines.

Wang Xuan is more inclined to make brocade silk, which presents beautiful visual themes, and just turned to the school BBS to promote it. In the past two weeks, the Silk Museum near the school has exhibited modern rare fabrics. Not only are there live performances by master figures, but also There is also a special hall selling limited-edition garments, all handmade from the precious and high-quality fabrics on display, which can be called unprecedented.

Zhao Wugou's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly remembered the destroyed shirt of the Minister, perhaps, he could find a replacement for the Minister there!

Therefore, Zhao Wugou readily agreed to go to the exhibition with Wang Xuan the next day to find materials.

Yan Jun, who reviewed the official documents, literally made the background board of the handsome guy in the "telephone room" for several hours, and his face was darker than the sky when he got off the train.The third watch, the fourth watch, and the bull's head and horse face who were waiting at the door were so frightened that they didn't even dare to make a sound.

Zhao Wugou went home and put a bag, said hello to Wang Xuan, went to repair the phone screen and recharge the phone bill, and hurried out.After spending the whole afternoon in front of a broken screen, he felt like he was getting an allergy.

The closing time of the mobile phone shop at the east gate of Beijing University is very random, sometimes at seven o'clock, sometimes at 09:30.Zhao Wugou hurriedly walked to the entrance of the community, seeing that the store was still brightly lit from a distance, he was relieved immediately.Catch up!

In the night, a crowd of people crowded around the gate of the community, half of them were children.When Zhao Wugou passed by, taking advantage of his height, he took a look in, but unexpectedly, he was an acquaintance whom he had seen before!

In the middle of the crowd, there was a sugar sculpture booth of various woods, and one side of the booth was filled with exhibits such as Mu Guiying, Monkey King, and gourd lions.The old man he and Wang Xuan met in Hetian Town last time was sitting firmly behind the stall, squinting his eyes halfway under the light, and blowing a pig bajie to the person next to him with a smile on his face.

The difference from last time was that this time, there was a gray-haired mother-in-law next to the uncle.In the autumn wind, the plainly dressed mother-in-law stood quietly beside her, watching the uncle making sugar figurines with a gentle smile, and helping him wipe his forehead from time to time, with a look of affection.

Zhao Wugou, who was shown a loving face, bowed his head silently, thinking of Wang Xuan's ill-fated Mu Guiying last time, he planned to buy another one for him.

He was about to step forward to talk to the uncle when his legs tightened suddenly.

Zhao Wugou lowered his head, and saw a little guy wearing a light yellow brocade robe, tightly hugging his leg with a hole in it that exposed most of his knee with his short hands.

The little guy looked about three or four years old. He had black hair and black eyes, and he was so cute.He is embroidered with delicate and complicated golden dragon patterns on his collar, and a gold collar is hung around his neck. It is not decorated with ordinary gold and jade, but gorgeous jade pieces in the shape of a tablet and shining gold coins. The miniature version of the jade belt plate, with its full body style and delicate appearance, is not a child of an ordinary family.

To Zhao Wugou's surprise, the gold coin on the child's collar was almost exactly the same as the gold coin on his wrist, it was...de money?

The height difference between the two was too big, the child looked up at him vigorously, his skin was supple, his two big eyes flickered, he looked like a soft bun, extremely soft and cute.

"Father!" The child's voice was childish, with a bit of crying.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

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