my years as the chosen one

Grandpa Tao put on a confident look, and the innocent Tao Juze believed what Grandpa Tao said.

Brother Tianlu is the best candidate, bar none!

Yang Jian sat at the side silently, thinking back to Pixiu, who robbed houses everywhere in the heavenly court, and even swam the Tianhe for three times just to find the best water spirit beads.

Indeed, Pixiu's love for heaven, material and earth treasures surpasses everything else.

He often deals with Pixiu, because Pixiu bounces back and forth on the verge of breaking the law almost every day in the sky, and his memorials can fill up half of the Lingxiao Palace.

After a lot of dealings, he simply prepared a special room for Pixiu in his palace.

If you have any questions, just close the small black room, and he doesn't even want to interrogate him.

... No wonder it's been a long time since I closed Pixiu, he thought this guy changed his mind and went to retreat, it turned out that he was kicked into the mortal world by the Tao of Heaven.

However, although what Grandpa Tao said has some truth, but based on his understanding of Pixiu, it is absolutely impossible to have too high expectations for this kind of guy who can't resist his nature.

but...

Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze who believed in Grandpa Tao's words, and immediately decided not to tell him about it.

Let him continue to have fun, it won't be too late for him to take action when something goes wrong, Yang Jian thought in his heart.

... Today's judiciary god also decided to take a long line to catch big fish, and he is really dedicated!

Grandpa Tao narrowed his eyes, and suddenly a sly smile appeared on his face, "And don't you think it's interesting to see Tianlu's little heartbroken expression?"

Yang Jian:"......"

This is actually your purpose.

Tao Juze: "....!!!"

Grandpa, I didn't expect you to be such a grandpa!

But he also found it very interesting hahaha!

In the past, people in the village would often go to Brother Tianlu's house in small groups to eat and drink, but Brother Tianlu would show a pitiful look every time.

It's the kind of little expression of 'won't your conscience hurt', weak, pitiful and helpless.

He couldn't figure out why everyone liked to bully Brother Tianlu, and he quietly shared with Brother Tianlu the snacks given to him by the sisters in the village.

It made Brother Tianlu look at him with teary eyes every time, and he felt embarrassed.

Thinking about it now, hahahahaha, it turns out that Brother Tianlu is a Pixiu.

Everyone is so bad hahaha.

Yang Jian shook his head helplessly, these fairy families who have descended to the mortal world are really boring.

But then again, in this short period of time, he has discovered that these fairy families who have descended to the mortal world and lived in a village are very closely related to each other, as if they are like a real family.

Everyone's position for themselves is calculated according to the status of their relatives.

It doesn't matter that they have nothing to do with each other.

Thinking of this, Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze who was leaning forward and back with a smile.

This chosen son is the link between the fairy families.

Oh, interesting.

Grandpa Tao smiled for a while before saying, "Then I won't tell you, I have to go and see if my goslings have hatched."

Tao Juze nodded with a smile: "Okay, grandpa, you can go first, I'll clean up the dishes and chopsticks."

Yang Jian also nodded at Grandpa Tao, signaling him to do whatever he wants.

Grandpa Tao got up and left.

Tao Juze quickly cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and said, "We have to go to Uncle Zhao and Brother Tao, I have something to tell them."

Yang Jian also stood up and helped Tao Juze clean up the dishes.

Although the two did not speak, the atmosphere was very harmonious.

.......

At eleven o'clock at noon, Lao Zhao's live broadcast room in Lingju Village.

Zhao Ji wore a white apron, held a large kitchen knife in his hand, and showed a simple and honest smile towards the camera.

"Hi everyone, see you again today."

Barrage:

[Ah, ah, here I come! ! ! 】

[I'm here, I'm here, Lao Zhao, I'm here! ! 】

【Master, please help me, I'm coming~】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 】

[Be patient, getting stuck a bit is better than being disconnected directly....]

【Didn't you read the official announcement? ?They are so ruthless that they don't even let their bosses go! 】

【Hahaha I watched it, I laughed so hard hhhhhh】

[Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao, what duck shall we eat today? 】

[Where is the little donkey!Pull it out for me, let's eat it today!I miss it all night!Suction ~]

[Go away, the little donkey is so cute, how can you eat the little donkey! 】

[Brothers, shout out our slogan: Lao Zhao can fly with confidence, fat friends will always be with you! 】

【plus one! 】

【I'm coming! 】

On the bullet screen, a string of old Zhao felt free to fly, and the words "Fat Friends Always Follow" flashed past.

Zhao Ji squinted his eyes and glanced at the display screen. Tao Tao told him that it would be better to interact with the netizens. It is better to just look at it and talk about it than to ignore it.

"Xiaohua is so cute, she can watch the nursing home and sing, how can you bear to eat Xiaohua?"

"Hehe, what are you eating today? Our theme today is meat!"

"Come on, the first dish is to make elbows. If you want to learn, you have to watch carefully."

As Zhao Ji said that, he took out a large iron basin from the bottom of the pot, and put five clean pig knuckles in the iron basin.

"If you do too little, Xiaotie will definitely quarrel with me later. If you cook too much, Tao Tao will dislike Xiaotie for eating too much. Let's neutralize it. Let's make five elbows today."

"Although five elbows are definitely not enough for Xiao Tie, let's make do with it, it's better than only one, right?"

Barrage:

[Five five five five five knuckles are not enough to eat? ?Little Tie Big Stomach King is too scary! 】

[Wait, donkeys can sing? ?You make it sing a song for me! 】

[Sorry, I'm lagging behind, I can only eat a little bit with one elbow, and I gather here...]

[Tell me who Taotao is! ! ! 】

[I paid the elbow money! !You let Xiao Tie Tie eat up! ! ! 】

[I just want to know who this Taotao is!Let me Kangkang, where did the little goblin come from to not let our little Tietie get full! 】

[The minister seconded the proposal! ! 】

[Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao, let Taotao come out and let us be healthy~]

【Shut up everyone in the front...Master, you can start cooking, apprentice brother, I'm ready~】

[This is a group of monsters and ghosts, Lao Zhao Lao Zhao, I will give you a gift, I will give you a little flower and a duck~]

Zhao Ji stretched out his head and glanced at the screen, then laughed.

"Tao Tao is the treasure of our village, can you just let you see it?"

"Let's get down to business, the pork knuckles made today have two flavors, the sweet and sour one and the salty soy sauce braised one. There are five knuckles, and it's not easy to divide them in half. You can tell me that there are three sweet and sour ones. Or three braised ones?"

Zhao Ji spread his hands and said with a very friendly expression: "Tao Tao said that he would actively interact with everyone, so I will leave this choice to everyone."

Barrage:

[Difficulty in choosing means that you choose to die...]

[I don't want to make a choice, I don't want to make a choice, I don't want to make a choice! ! 】

【Stay out of the way! ! !Everything can be sweet and sour!We can sweet and sour a world! !So has to be a win for our sweet and sour party! 】

[Fuck, get out of front!How to eat sweet things, it must be the victory of the braised soy sauce party! ! 】

【I'm coming! ! !The sweet and salty battle is here again! !Hug my dog ​​and shiver! 】

[The one in front, draw your sword! !Our sweet party is the party of justice! 】

[Sweet parties are all cults, once you join a cult, you will suffer forever! 】

[I beat you to death in front, you are the cult! ! 】

[Isn’t it okay to be salty and sweet like me? ?Salty and sweet party, come over and let's hug together to keep warm! 】

【Little brother, I'm coming, I'm coming~】

【Hug hug, let's hug ducks back to back~】

[...If this was put before the founding of the country, you salty and sweet parties must be spies, traitors, and bastards! 】

[Hahahaha, stop arguing, I can help you eat the extra no matter what taste it has! 】

[The Tie family army next door is already in place, the fat friend in front, you quickly take back your words, we are still good fat friends! 】

[Five elbows are not enough for Xiao Tie Tie, you still want to eat? ? ?Dreams have everything, go Pikachu! 】

[You all go away, if you want to eat, I should come to eat! 】

[This is the question of who eats it! !This is a matter of principle! !I say it again, the sweet party wins! 】

[I'll say it again, the salty party is number one in the world! ! 】

[The previous cult left the Penguin, let's have a good talk! 】

The bullet screens swiped quickly, and the entire screen was densely packed with messages from netizens.

The hand speed of these human races is quite fast, each of them seems to have eight claws.

Looking at the noisy live broadcast room, Zhao Ji wondered why after so many years, the human race would still argue like this over taste.

I really don't know what they are trying to do.

...People fight for breath, Buddha fights for incense, of course it is for the sake of having fun.

"Okay, okay, I don't think you can come up with any ideas."

Zhao Ji waved his hand towards the camera and said, "How about this, I'll pinch a handful of shiitake mushrooms randomly, the odd number is sweet and the even number is salty."

"There is nothing fairer than God."

As Zhao Ji said, he grabbed a handful of good shiitake mushrooms from the bag next to the pot table.

"Come on, let's count together."

Barrage:

[Ah, ah, life and death are determined by fate and wealth! !Odd number! ! 】

[Let me breathe a wave of European energy, both pairs!Must be double! ! 】

[Hey, the appearance of this shiitake mushroom is also really good!Lao Zhao, do you sell shiitake mushrooms? I want some. 】

[Don't mention it, don't mention it, I didn't even grab the rice! ! 】

[I suddenly remembered that everyone in the live broadcast room is an octopus... How did you develop your hand speed? ! 】

[Don't you understand the saying that if you act first, you will be strong and then you will suffer? 】

【...Little brother in front, maybe you can grab the shiitake mushrooms this time? 】

[Makes sense! !I believe it! ! 】

【Ahhh, shut up, don't delay me from counting! 】

[Hahahaha, singular, singular! ! ! 】

[Sweet party won! ! 】

[The salty party expressed dissatisfaction! !I want two out of three games! ! ! 】

[Two wins in three rounds, your uncle, you are willing to bet and admit defeat, do you understand! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm dead... 】

The author has something to say: I tell you, the sweet and salty debate will never end! !

All the cuties come out to make bubbles~ Let’s spit bubbles and purr together~

Hahaha, I locked the steamed buns and buns on the balcony and enjoyed the fried chicken legs alone in front of them!Cool! ! !

...but the way they looked at me didn't seem right, maybe I was overthinking.

PS: Fat friends who are passing by, please bookmark and take me away~ I don’t care about dei at all! !