my years as the chosen one

Grandpa Tao and Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze at the same time.

strange?

Where is it weird?

Tao Juze puffed up his chest, and said seriously: "Xiaotian is a dog, and Huangcang is a chicken. Don't you think the combination of these two is a bit inconsistent?"

Grandpa Tao: "..."

Yang Jian:"....."

To be honest, I don't think so.

Grandpa Tao clicked his lips twice, and asked very puzzled: "Where is the violation?"

"Everywhere is very inconsistent, because there is no old saying... Wait?!"

chicken and dog?

Tao Juze originally complained to them again, but unexpectedly, the pores all over his body exploded due to his sudden inspiration.

Tao Juze rubbed his fingers a few times, blinked at Yang Jian, and subconsciously showed a flattering smile.

Especially pure and refreshing without artificiality.

Yang Jian:"......"

"What do you want to do?"

Although they haven't been together for a long time, he already knows that when Tao Juze shows this smile, he must be vigilant.

.... As expected of the God of Justice, this insight is like cheating.

Grandpa Tao silently lowered his head to drink the porridge, pretending that he was a cloud of air.

His grandson must be trying to make trouble with such a flattering smile, so he should pretend not to see it.

Tao Juze came back to his senses, quickly made a small fried dumpling for Yang Jian, and said flatteringly, "Second brother, my Xiaotian is also a member of the village, right?"

Our family? ? ? ?

Grandpa Tao, who pretended he didn't exist, was full of question marks.

Do you have any wrong understanding of the members of our family? ? ?

Yang Jian narrowed his eyes, turned his mind a little and said, "Of course."

He roughly already knew what Tao Juze wanted to do.

Tao Juze chuckled, looked at Yang Jian with blinking eyes, and said happily: "I think Xiaotian likes Huang Cang very much, so let's bond together and make a debut together!"

Yang Jian chuckled, and he knew that this guy had this idea.

Grandpa Tao raised his head and thought for a while, then hesitantly said: "This is bound... a combination of restlessness?"

“…”

The smile on the corner of Yang Jian's mouth faded instantly, and then he squinted his eyes to look at Tao Juze.

That means: Do you think so?

Tao Juze was also dumbfounded by Grandpa Tao's words, scratched his head and said: "If I really give this name, let alone Huang Tian, ​​Huang Xiaocang's violent temper will definitely peck me to death first!"

Grandpa Tao nodded thoughtfully, it was the truth, if Huang Cang knew about it, he would definitely make a fuss.

"Could it be a chicken-flying dog-jumping combination?" Grandpa Tao thought for a while, and felt that this was very suitable for Huang Cang.

Yang Jian:"......."

He finally knew where Tao Juze inherited these unreliable ideas.

This is the source.

Tao Juze straightened his back, feeling that this word was really suitable.

Just looking at the way Huang Xiaocang and Xiaotian attacked him together before, it really fits so well.

It's like tailor-made for them.

Oh, I love Chinese Idioms Dictionary!

Looking at Tao Juze's brighter and brighter eyes, Yang Jian felt that it was necessary to fight for his Xiaotian dog, "It sounds very noisy, let's change it."

Grandpa Tao's eyelids twitched, I think it's good, Huang Cang is very noisy as a big rooster.

There is nothing wrong with it!

A little bit wronged, but dare not say.

Tao Juze coughed a few times, thinking that the second brother is the master of Xiaotian after all, so of course he has the right to speak.

"Second brother, tell me, what's a better name?"

Yang Jian put down the chopsticks in his hand and thought for a while, then seriously suggested: "It's better to call it the combination of chicken and dog ascending to heaven."

Tao Juze: "..."

Grandpa Tao: "..."

Chickens, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven? ?

Grandpa Tao's jaw was about to drop from shock, how could this word be better than chicken flying dog jumping?

No, no, there must be a reason for Zhenjun to choose this name, um, there is a reason.

Grandpa Tao is doing self-hypnosis crazily.

Tao Juze rolled his eyes and thought for a moment, then asked a little curiously: "Could it be because both Xiaotian and Huang Xiaocang have registered permanent residence in the sky, so they are called chickens and dogs to ascend to heaven?"

Yang Jian sat upright with his hands folded on his chest, looking very imposing, "Yes."

Tao Juze raised his head, he really is a genius hehehe.

"But the main reason is not this." Yang Jian smiled slightly and looked at Tao Juze who seemed to be a little cocky.

Sure enough, the half-raised tail drooped down.

Yang Jian was amused in his heart, and continued: "You must have combined them for the live broadcast, right?"

Tao Juze nodded with a smile, second brother, you really understand me.

"It is said that only one person who attains the Tao can ascend to the sky. This chicken and dog have ascended to heaven, but only one person attains the Tao will be empty."

"Isn't the live broadcast all for the human race to watch, just replace this one person with the adult race."

Tao Juze's eyes lit up, "This idea is quite creative, the human race gets the Tao... No, it should be the audience who get the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven?"

"It sounds weird and interesting, but if you plan well and add fuel to the flames, these netizens will definitely call themselves fellow daoists!"

Fellow Daoists ahead stay!Which Taoist friend is going through the catastrophe here!Fat friend, hurry up and cultivate immortals with me!

These viewers who like to play memes will definitely not reject this meme!

This idea can be had!

"...But having said that, are we promoting Taoism in a disguised form?"

Tao Juze put his hands on his cheeks, and said cheerfully: "I have to think about who is a Taoist in our village, and I will ask him for endorsement fees later."

As expected of Tao Papi, he is especially good at budgeting.

Grandpa Tao silently stuffed the pickles into his mouth without saying a word.

Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze in a good mood and said, "I'm from Taoism, how much for the endorsement fee?"

Tao Juze: "..."

Oh, it's over, I forgot that the second brother is from a serious Taoist background.

Hunting geese all day long, was pecked by a goose today.

Grandpa Tao was still picking pickles without even looking at Tao Juze.

Silly grandson, do you know what it means to eat nonsense and not talk nonsense?

How do you describe this on the Internet?

Oh, by the way, it's called a car rollover, and the scene of the car accident was quite tragic.

You can have a longer memory.

Tao Juze scratched his face, feeling that his skin should still be able to hold on.

"Second brother, what are you talking about! It's all a family, and they are talking about money or not."

"Talking about money hurts feelings! Which one of us is with whom? Can such a sincere relationship between us be tarnished by these filthy things? It must be impossible!"

"Second brother, don't say anything, you must give our Taoism a lot of publicity in the future!"

Tao Juze showed a swearing look, as if he wasn't the one who said the endorsement fee just now.

Especially cheeky.

Yang Jian showed a satisfied smile.

The words fit his heart well.

Grandpa Tao, who was still pulling pickles, suddenly felt that the pickles in his mouth had lost their good taste.

why?

First of all, it was because he found that his grandson's face seemed to be getting thicker, and his ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense was also getting better.

Secondly, with whom do you mess up the family tree?

You have been intimate with this great god's family in front of me, have you asked grandpa my opinion?

Finally, what is going on with the "our Taoism" in your mouth?

You really don't see yourself as an outsider.

Grandpa Tao ate the pickles without changing his expression, but in his heart he was complaining about throwing pots and bowls.

....Although he didn't dare to yell in front of Zhenjun, he could still yell casually in his heart!

The village head of Lingju Village is so principled!

"Oh, by the way, second brother, do you have an ID card? It's that white card with your face on it." Tao Juze asked as he tilted his head and looked at Yang Jian as if he had remembered something.

Before Yang Jian could speak, Grandpa Tao spoke first: "Yes, I have all the ID cards and household registration books."

Don't ask how these came about, it's just a sky thunder.

Tao Juze breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there is.

Grandpa Tao was a little puzzled, "Why are you asking this?"

Tao Juze said happily: "Last night, Chen Ze sent a message asking us brothers to have a meal together. I have to go to the capital."

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows upon hearing this.

Chen Ze?

After hearing Tao Juze's words, Grandpa Tao's first reaction was to look at Yang Jian's face.

Tao Tao is already a member of Lingju Village approved by Lord Tiandao, that is, a person who has to abide by the three rules.

...is this considered a violation?

The corner of Yang Jian's mouth flattened: "Who is Chen Ze?"

Tao Juze clapped his hands, and quickly explained to Yang Jian: "Chen Ze is my roommate in college."

"Second brother, you just came to the village. You may not be very clear. I was not in the village before. I was studying and working outside the village."

"When I was studying, I lived in the same dormitory with Chen Ze, Gu Bai and Yuan Kang."

As if thinking of something, Tao Juze laughed, "Later, everyone felt that we could make friends with each other, and we even picked an auspicious day to worship."

Hearing this sentence, Yang Jian's eyes flashed a light of unknown meaning.

"However, my three brothers are very good people, and they have contributed a lot to the development of our village."

Grandpa Tao nodded, agreeing with what Tao Juze said, "They are all good boys."

Yang Jian showed a thoughtful look.

Tao Juze knocked on the dining table, looked at Yang Jian's delicate face and said in a low voice, "Moreover, this dinner is probably for the future development of our village."

Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze, what do you mean?

Tao Juze grinned, "They have capital and access, we have talents and technology, and the richness is not going to outsiders. Why don't we consider a win-win situation?"

The author has something to say: the weather is cooling down, you little cuties must pay attention to cold and warm ducks.

I found that having a dog is good, it can cover jiojio for me... It's quite warm!

As for my little orange, of course, cover my hands, the best warm baby!The kind that automatically heats up without charging!

The days of cats and dogs are really beautiful~

PS: Wild cuties remember to take me home~