my years as the chosen one

Early morning in Lingju Village, Tao's house.

A loud noise ended the morning tranquility.

"Tao Juze, you rebellious villain!"

The big rooster, Huang Cang, flapped its wings and attacked Tao Juze's head, screaming angrily, "You bastard, why did you promise me! You said you would sell chickens for me!"

"The result! The result! Even she, Dongqiao, who has been squatting at Wannian's house, has something to do! I still have nothing to do!!"

"You arrange it for me right away!!! I want to live broadcast too!!! Did you hear me!!!"

"Stay where you are for me and don't move!!"

"Whoever is stupid won't move! I'm not stupid!"

Tao Juze, who got up early in the morning and was still a little confused, scurried and hid behind Yang Jian, then stretched out his head and showed a particularly arrogant expression at the big rooster: "Come and hit me~ come on~ come on~"

Don't think I don't know that you dare not touch my second brother~

Don't dare to touch the second brother = dare not touch the man behind the second brother.

And Tao Juze is the man behind the second brother! ! !

How about it, don't dare to move!

The fox pretends to be the tiger.

Have no fear.

In particular, don't be immoral.

Huang Cang shook his tail feathers and landed on the back of Xiaotian Dog with a sound of brushing. He stood alone on one leg, and all the feathers on his neck exploded. He raised a wing and said loudly to Yang Jian: "Please give way, Zhenjun. I'm going to peck him to death today!"

Tao Juze chuckled twice, and wanted to peck me to death, so my second brother wouldn't get out of the way.

Yang Jian looked down at the furious Pleiades Star Officer, "It's okay to get out of the way, but it's not okay to peck to death."

The tone is flat, the eyes are calm, and the steps are calm.

Then he went to the dining table and found a chair at random and sat down.

As if nothing happened.

Tao Juze, who was standing there and was snickering: "...???"

The smile gradually froze.

Who am I, where am I, what happened?

Huang Cang showed a ferocious smile at Tao Juze.

Did not expect it!Lao Tzu had some friendship with Xian Sheng Zhen Jun before!

Make me aware!

Tao Juze: "..."

"Huang Xiaocang!! Brother Huang!! Rhubarb!! I was wrong! I really know I was wrong!!"

"Give up! I will never let you go today!!"

"Ah, don't peck my hair!! I'll be bald!"

"Shoutian, don't help the tyrant! Let go of your mouth biting my pants!"

"Who do you say is King Zhou!!"

"Wow wow wow wow!"

"Second brother, help me!!!"

Chickens fly, dogs jump and people are screaming, what a big show is staged.

Grandpa Tao calmly brought a large plate of crispy fried dumplings just out of the pan and placed it in front of Yang Jian, and brought Yang Jian a bowl of white porridge.

"You really laughed at me."

Yang Jian picked up the porridge bowl and hummed, as if turning a blind eye to everything in front of him.

Grandpa Tao's reverence for Yang Jian went up to a higher level in an instant.

As expected of a judicial god, he is so stable!

In the eyes of Grandpa Tao looking at Erlang Shen Yang Jian, he can see a filter with a thickness of a thousand feet.

The kind with its own soft light beautification.

After Yang Jian drank two bowls of porridge, the yelling drama came to an end.

Huang Cang changed into a human form and sat down beside the table, and let out a sigh with his neck held high, "Phew, that's cool."

Xiaotian squatted beside him, barking twice.

Huang Cang looked at the small fried dumplings on the table, tasted one and thought it tasted very good, so he ate one by one like this.

Tao Juze, whose messy hair was comparable to a chicken coop, sat beside Yang Jian with a sad face, and looked at him with accusing eyes.

You agreed to follow me and still protect me?

really.

Man's mouth, liar ghost!

... In fact, people only said to follow you, not to protect you.

Sitting opposite Tao Juze, Grandpa Tao sighed silently, this child is so big-hearted that he has nowhere to go.

With such a big heart, besides Tao Juze, he has only seen one person after living for so long.

But that one is a demon king, and his own Tao Tao is still very good.

Well, I won!

Grandpa Tao inexplicably developed a sense of superiority and pride, and his eyes were full of kindness when he looked at Tao Juze.

Yang Jian put down the bowl, and pushed the plate with small fried dumplings towards Tao Juze, "Eat some."

Tao Juze stretched out his hand silently: Don't think that just give me something to eat and it's over.

I am a very vengeful person!

While feeding the Xiaotian dog, Huang Cang squinted at Tao Juze, and said in a particularly unfriendly tone, "Hurry up and make arrangements for me!"

Yang Jian glanced at Huang Cang, he remembered that the star officer Pleiades had a good temper.

Why did he become so irritable after falling into the mortal realm?

But think carefully about the other fairy families I saw during this time.

...well, nothing more to think about.

Tao Juze tidied up his messy hair like a killer, and muttered: "I haven't seen you for a few days and even squatted at home, and I understand everything about live broadcasts. It's amazing."

Huang Xiaocang, your character is an antique chicken!

Don't mess with your settings!

Huang Cang sneered, showing a mocking look: "Stupid, now the whole village is studying crazily, and I'm still slow in learning!"

"Believe in science! Technology is power! Internet is food! I love online games! Ji!"

Grandpa Tao listened and nodded straight, expressing his agreement with Huang Cang's words.

Tao Juze's mouth twitched non-stop.

Also technology is power...do you still remember your identities? !

Your existence is the biggest question to science.

"Speaking of which, Huang Xiaocang, you have wronged me." Tao Juze straightened his hair and cried out bitterly.

Yang Jian gave a slight pause to the hand holding the pickles.

If Yang Jian played online games, he should have a voice at this time.

#叮，System Reminder: Tao · Huyou · open your eyes and tell lies · Juze is online, please be vigilant and beware of routines#

Huang Cang didn't even feed Xiaotian anymore, his eyes widened, and his anger started to get a little bit hot again, "Why did I wrong you?!"

Tao Juze felt that he was wronged, that he was wronged.

"Our live broadcast is just getting started, it's just to test the water first."

"Although the reactions of netizens are very enthusiastic, it cannot cover up the fact that Uncle Zhao and the others are newcomers."

"You can't even stand on your heels and you want to sell everything in one step? Aren't you taking the initiative to tell someone to scold you?"

Huang Cang thought for a while with his head sideways, and felt that there was some truth in what he said.

Knowing that Huang Xiaocang listened to it, Tao Juze held a small fried dumpling in his hand and continued, "And even if you live broadcast, you can't go the same way as Uncle Zhao and the others."

Huang Cang stuffed a fried dumpling into his mouth and thought about it.

"Having said that, in fact, I originally planned to put you in the ranks of the live broadcast."

"But I have to find a live broadcast route that suits you, and I have to discuss it with the live broadcast company... Anyway, there are a lot of things, and you don't want to run into time with other people in our village, do you?"

Huang Cang quickly shook his head, he was from the same village, so he couldn't do such a thing.

Pass it to the sky, do you still have to mess around?

"So, give me more time. Don't worry, just manage your chickens first."

"Try to keep them in good condition, the roosters will be fat and strong, and the hens will lay more eggs and hatch more eggs!"

Tao Juze bit the fried dumpling, and his speech became a little slurred: "I believe that the free-range chickens in our village will definitely sell well."

"There are tens of thousands of foodies in Huaxia, and I'm afraid you won't be able to supply them by then."

After listening to Tao Juze's words, Huang Cang felt much more comfortable in his heart. In fact, he was easy to talk, as long as Tao Juze didn't forget him.

In fact, the seven spider spirits in his family were extremely busy all day long. After all, he was considered the head of the family, a pillar of existence, and it was really embarrassing to have nothing to do.

Today's Huang Xiaocang is also full of masculinity.

Grandpa Tao nodded, thinking that we haven't been in a hurry for so many years...cough, it's useless to be in a hurry, so there won't be a few days' difference.

Now that the changes in the village have made him extremely happy, it is too late, and the best policy is to go on steadily step by step.

Grandpa Tao ate a mouthful of pickled vegetables, thinking that he would have to run from house to house to adjust the mentality of the villagers.

Yang Jian drank the porridge with his eyes downcast, and picked up a chopstick of pickled vegetables for Tao Juze without saying a word.

Tao Juze also responded with a small fried dumpling.

The atmosphere is very good.

"Hi! I almost forgot!" Huang Cang patted his forehead suddenly, and jumped up from the chair, "It's over, it's over, I have to leave quickly, I have an appointment with Heng'e to go this morning Try the little snacks she made!"

Grandpa Tao was shocked when he heard the words, and hurriedly said: "Then you go, if you miss the appointment, you will be miserable."

Tao Juze nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, hurry up, hurry up.

Although his sister Heng'e is the most beautiful among the young ladies in the village, she also has the worst temper.

Burning people's houses down at every turn, I didn't think it was a big deal before, but now thinking about it makes people tremble.

It's really going to burn down the house! !

Heng'e?

After a little thought, Yang Jian knew who it was.

Well, the behavior of Pleiades Star Officer is quite normal, after all Immortal Heng'e's temper is really bad.

Worse than her brother.

"Zhenjun, village head, little Taozi, I'm leaving first!"

"Let's go, Xiaotian, I'll feed you...why are you riding with Xiaotian?!"

"Heng'e invited Xiaotian too!!"

"Wow woof woof~!!"

The corner of Tao Juze's mouth twitched, he turned his head and asked Yang Jian: "Second brother, how are you feeling at this moment?"

Don't you feel that Xiao Tian is about to be abducted by Huang Cang!

...In fact, it's not about to, it's already been abducted.

Yang Jian helplessly glanced at the Xiaotiangou who ran away with the star official Pleiades on his back, and shook his head slightly.

"The friendship between Xiaotian and Star Officer Pleiades has always been good, and there is nothing serious about it recently, it's normal to play together."

Tao Juze poked a fried dumpling speechlessly, "Although I'm very happy to see Xiao Tian so happy, don't you think it's a bit weird?"

The author has something to say: I did an experiment with my friends today, that is, will your dog save you when you are in danger?

Then my friend just pretended to beat and scold me, and I just lay on the ground and yelled at my dog ​​for help.

.... I will never do this kind of experiment again QwQ.

Don't ask why, I decided to reduce the amount of dog food for three meals a day in the future!Just one meal for three days! ! !Canned snacks are all cancelled! ! !

Collector, why are you swollen? Why don't you move... If you don't move, I will let the sky bite you! ! ! !

感谢在2019-11-1616:54:13~2019-11-1717:18:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of bliss jake;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!