my years as the chosen one

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Tao Juze sat on the bench and rubbed his messy head like a chicken coop.

God, Huang Xiaocang's mouth is so cruel.

Is there any brotherhood left?

Grandpa Tao sat beside him and patted Tao Juze's head.

"By the way, Grandpa, the online store I'm going to open needs to have a name. What do you think is better?" Tao Juze stretched his waist and asked Grandpa Tao.

After pondering for a while, Grandpa Tao said, "I'm really not sure about this... Do you have any ideas, Tao Tao?"

"Yes, let's call it Lingju Palace."

Grandpa Tao suddenly felt a little pain in his heart.

Lingju Palace?

The one in the sky is called the Lingxiao Palace, and you call it the Lingju Palace?

How dare you.

Are you not afraid of being struck by lightning?

Unaware of Grandpa Tao's entangled emotions, Tao Juze said enthusiastically: "Lingju Village, of course we need to add the word Lingju."

"What about the treasure hall?" Grandpa Tao asked.

"I don't know why." Tao Juze rubbed his hands in embarrassment, and said, "These two words popped out of my head, and I feel that these two words are related to me."

Fate.

These two words are really omnipotent.

Grandpa Tao rubbed Tao Juze's head, and after thinking about it for a while, he decided not to say anything else.

"Just do what you want."

Tao Juze raised his tail happily.

Grandpa Tao rubbed Tao Juze's dog's head for a while before going to rest.

Go to bed early and get up early to be healthy.

Immortals also need to keep in good health.

Tao Juze wandered back to his room, sat on the chair, looked at the lit laptop on the desk, and touched his chin.

"Time waits for no one." Tao Juze talked to himself for a while, then took out his mobile phone and sent a group WeChat message to his university dormitory.

Don’t eat peaches today: [Yo, are you all here? 】

The other three people in the group seemed to be playing with their mobile phones, one appeared faster than the other.

The Buddhist old Chen slaughtered people online: [If there is something to play, there is nothing to retreat. 】

Take my brother away quickly: [Yes, third brother, let me tell you, today's courier brother I can't live with him!Tiger Roaring.jpg]

Single dogs don't want to go on a blind date: [Third son, how did you grow the rice in your house? ! ! 】

Watching everyone's speech, Tao Juze couldn't help laughing out loud.

Don't eat peaches today: [Boss is very irritable today, are you here, uncle? 】

The Buddhist old Chen slaughtered people online: [The boss with a big pig's trotters should be chopped into pieces. 】

Singles don't want to go on a blind date: [What's wrong, your boss is oppressing you again? 】

Buddhist Lao Chen slaughtered people online: [The one who is squeezed is called a human being. I am no longer a human being. I am a fully automatic data processor. 】

Singles don't want to go on a blind date: [...the world is not worth it, do you want to work in my company?A full set of equipment will be given at the beginning, a kind boss and a gentle lady, five social insurances and one gold, no overtime work and full rest on weekends~]

Don't eat peaches today: [Upstairs, please start your performance. 】

Buddhist old Chen online butcher: [My contract of prostitution has not yet expired, I will consider it when it expires. 】

Quickly take my brother away: 【....... Don't be so picky, my brother will cry~】

Buddhist old Chen slaughtered people online: [If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have entered the devil's lair, shut your mouth!Turn around and beat you up barking! 】

Take my brother away quickly: [Wang! 】

Single dogs don't want to go on a blind date: [They're digressing, third child, why are you calling us? 】

I don't want to eat peaches today: [I want to ask if you know which live broadcast software is more reliable? 】

Take my brother away quickly: [Wow, wow, third brother, do you want to be an anchor?What are you broadcasting, the sexy guy undresses online? 】

I don’t want to eat peaches today; [little four is very skinny today~~]

Buddhist old Chen slaughtered people online: [Why are you asking this? 】

Tao Juze touched his chin, feeling that he couldn't explain clearly in a few words, so he started the video group chat mode.

"Hi~" Tao Juze waved at the phone camera.

The other three people in the video are dressed in different outfits.

Gu Bai, who was the fourth eldest in the dorm, was wearing cute pajamas, with a green mask on his face, looking like a delicate fairy boy.

The eldest Chen Ze was wearing a shirt and gold-rimmed glasses. When he looked at everyone, he loosened his tie, and his sharp face softened a lot.

Yuan Kang, the second child, showed his big white teeth and smiled like a husky about to demolish his house.

Chen Ze looked at the faces of the three of them. Except for Gu Bai who seemed to be mosaiced, he couldn't tell, and the other two looked very good: "It's been a long time since I had a good chat, third child, why did you go home all of a sudden? gone?"

Yuan Kang still had a smile on his face: "I already know, San'er was bullied."

Chen Ze's eyes became sharp again.

Gu Bai also moved closer to the phone nervously: "What's going on?"

Tao Juze rolled his eyes, looked at Yuan Kang who was trying to add fuel to the flames, and said with disgust, "Second brother, don't be blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yuan Kang laughed twice, the laugh was very creepy.

Chen Ze frowned and said, "Why didn't you tell us, what's the name of the person who bullied you?"

Tao Juze's eyes wandered, wondering what that guy's name was?

Oh, the unimportant people can't remember at all, okay?

Looking at Tao Juze's erratic eyes, Yuan Kang knew what this guy was thinking.

#Take what to save you, the cannon fodder that once appeared#

#You hate me to the bone, but I wave my hand without taking away a trace of nostalgia#

cough cough...

"What's it called? It's just a small shrimp." Tao Juze changed the subject happily and said, "It's not important, it's not important."

Chen Ze looked at Tao Juze's cheerful face in the video, and decided not to ask after being silent for a while.

Don't ask why.

"Old man, you should tell us when you resign. We have a lot of jobs waiting for you. It's good for you, you ran home by yourself."

Yuan Kang looked at Tao Juze with hatred, this guy has always been doing whatever he wants, he didn't abduct him after graduating from university, and ran away with the wild man introduced by the counselor.

It is obviously a piece of rough jade, but it is not pretending to be a stone.

Thinking about it makes me angry.

The more you think, the more angry you are.

The corners of Tao Juze's mouth trembled, and he looked at the angry Yuan Kang and said in a low voice: "The first rule of the dormitory is that no personal revenge is allowed... I told you before, I will return to the village sooner or later. "

Gu Bai blinked, and asked curiously: "Go back to the village, and pinch?"

"I originally wanted to bring prosperity to my village." Tao Juze said with a touch of melancholy.

Chen Ze's ears moved slightly, why did he feel that there was something wrong with this tone?

Gu Bai with a green face leaned closer to the phone, and continued to ask curiously: "I thought? I don't want to now?"

Thinking about the contract of selling his life that he was forced to sign, Tao Juze became even more melancholy: "No, I think about it even more now."

Trio: "...."

No matter how it sounds, something is wrong.

Tao Juze was melancholy for a few seconds, and then cheered up.

People have to look forward.

What is the difference between a life without hard work and a salted fish~

"The situation in our village is a bit complicated, and the general routine is not suitable for our village." Tao Juze said vaguely.

Trio: "...."

How complicated can it be? Does your village want to go to heaven?

Chen Ze pursed his lips and said seriously, "Then what are you planning?"

Tao Juze: "Have you tasted all the rice today?"

Chen Ze's face darkened instantly: "I didn't even have time to place the order."

When he saw Moments, it was all over.

Gu Bai: "My family hasn't had time to eat yet, but what kind of express delivery are you, why are you so fast?"

Tao Juze smiled mysteriously.

Yuan Kang patted his thigh and said, "Delicious, let me tell you that I have lived for more than 20 years, and this is the first time I have eaten such delicious rice."

"I can be regarded as someone who has eaten a lot of food, but let me tell you, this is the first time I have eaten this kind of rice! It is delicious! Soft! Waxy! I can eat a bucket without any side dishes! Culture can only be answered with a single sentence."

"Really? I'm going to cook a pot of rice right now! Wait for me!" After hearing Yuan Kang's words, Gu Bai flung his phone and ran away.

The fast Tao Juze didn't even react.

Seeing Gu Bai disappearing, Chen Ze's expression seemed to turn even worse.

Even if he wanted to try it, he would have no rice.

A clever man can't cook without rice!

Tao Juze pretended not to see Chen Ze's black face, and said with a smile: "Yes, in addition to rice, our village also produces fruits and poultry. Since the mountains here belong to our village, there are also a lot of mountain products on the mountain. Enumerate, these agricultural products are delicious beyond your imagination."

Yuan Kang's eyes lit up: "Is there still so much delicious food?"

Chen Ze knocked on the table and pondered for a moment: "You want to sell agricultural products live?"

Tao Juze narrowed his eyes slightly: "I want to sell agricultural products live, but this is only part of it."

"People in modern cities pursue tranquility, and they can live broadcast rural life. Besides, the people in our village are talented and beautiful, and each has their own housekeeping skills. These should not be buried."

Chen Ze continued to knock on the table, and asked blankly, "Do you want to be an internet celebrity?"

"Everyone has their own skills?" Yuan Kang suggested after thinking for a while, "Then why don't you come out and work hard? Now people with skills in all walks of life are hot, and the supply exceeds demand."

Tao Juze coughed and sighed, "It's not a bad habit in our village... Villagers are not allowed to leave the village casually, they have to live together."

Both Chen Ze and Yuan Kang in the video were stunned.

Yuan Kang approached the phone and said seriously: "Brother, it died early in the morning. What's the situation in your village? Didn't you just come out to go to college and then work?"

Tao Juze shrugged his shoulders, with an expression of 'what can I do, I'm also desperate': "No way, the rules set by the old, old ancestors, don't you think I'm going back to the village now?"

Yuan Kang and Chen Ze: "..." Didn't you go home after being bullied?

"No matter what, I need a reliable live broadcast platform." Tao Juze said, leaning on his chair and raising his head.