my years as the chosen one

Chapter 16 Bullshit & Beaten

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Ji Liang was devouring the buns, Huang Cang put sugar in Ji Liang's porridge and said, "Eat slowly, don't choke, come, come, drink the porridge."

"Grandpa Tao, don't think I didn't see it. Eat less pickles and drink more rice porridge! Give me the bowl, and I'll serve you some more."

Grandpa Tao helplessly withdrew the chopsticks that were attacking the pickle plate, and sighed.

Kira cheerfully dragged the pickle plate in front of him.

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#Single Huangcang Online Marriage#

Tao Juze held a steamed stuffed bun, rolled his eyes, looked at Huang Cang and asked, "Huang Xiaocang, do your seven sisters know how to surf the Internet?"

Huang Cang was stunned for a moment, and then replied innocently: "Go online? You say weaving webs? How simple is that, their prototype is spider spirits. Their housekeeping skill is weaving webs."

Then Huang Cang got the sympathetic eyes of Tao Juze and Jiliang X2.

Huang Cang: "..."

What does this look mean?

Are you looking for pecks?

Tao Juze was very speechless: "Tell me what's the use of me wanting you... I don't know if my sisters can type on a computer."

"Using a mobile phone, I know that a few sisters are definitely fine, but I don't know if they can do it with a computer."

Ji Liang swallowed the buns in his mouth, and said: "They will. Didn't I buy a computer before, and they also came to play. I see that they are very proficient in logging in to the webpage, and they are very happy to chat with people."

Huang Cang frowned, thinking what is all this about?

All he wants to do is raise good chickens, and the antique chickens, who don't hear new things, can't help but fall into deep thought.

Tao Juze was surprised, and asked curiously: "How many sisters are still chatting with others? Who are they chatting with?"

After thinking for a while, Kira shrugged his shoulders: "I didn't pay attention to who they are, but the website they go to is called Century Dating.com, and they probably make friends."

Friends of the century?

Tao Juze's eyes widened slightly: "Isn't this website a large-scale blind date for singles? Wow, why are sisters messing with this website? Are you planning to have a boyfriend?"

“…”

Ji Liang and Grandpa Tao looked at Huang Cang at the same time.

Huangcang steamed stuffed bun didn't eat anymore, showing a dignified expression: "Who is so unlucky to be taken by them?"

Tao Juze glanced at Huang Cang in dissatisfaction, thinking that this big rooster really can't talk: "How can you talk like a stupid rooster? You are single and you are not allowed to pursue happiness?"

Huang Cang didn't care about Tao Juze, and said calmly: "I'm telling the truth, if any man is taken in by them, he will be unlucky for eight lifetimes."

Tao Juze: "I'll buy you some lemons and eat them later. You won't be sour."

The corners of Huang Cang's mouth trembled: "I don't even bother arguing with you, don't you know that their prototype is a spider?"

"That's right, what's wrong with spiders, spiders can also pursue..." Tao Juze suddenly became excited, and his heart was filled with happiness: "What kind of spiders are sisters?"

"The human race calls them black widows."

Tao Juze: "..."

Grandpa Tao and Ji Liang lowered their heads and ate the buns quietly.

They heard nothing!

"Please don't let my sister fall in love." Tao Juze looked at Huang Cang and said sincerely: "After all, other people's love hurts and hurts money, and it is fatal for sisters to fall in love."

He didn't want the police uncles to come to chat and drink tea.

Are you in love?I ate your kind~

Huang Cang rolled his eyes, but said nothing.

"Ask them if they know what to type on a computer?" Grandpa Tao decided to change the subject.

Wouldn't it be good for a spider to jump over if it's in love?

You have to make life difficult for yourself, don't you?

Tao Juze rubbed his face: "I'm not planning to open a certain treasure store. To open an online store, you need customer service. People with a sweet mouth can type, and they can solve the buyers' questions first, and then they can kill the after-sales service."

"Then why did you choose seven sisters? There are so many beautiful people in our village who can type, isn't sister He also very good~" Kira asked innocently.

Grandpa Tao and Huang Cang also wanted to know.

Tao Juze stretched out his hand and scratched his face, and after scratching again, he whispered under the burning eyes of the three of them: "Then what...don't spiders have many legs..."

The three stunned: "..."

Tao Juze puffed up his chest, which was not very full of breath, and said forcefully, "Think about it carefully, people! There are only two hands!"

"If there are seven people, there are only fourteen hands."

"But spiders are different~ One spider has eight legs, seven spiders, how many people can you calculate?"

"What a talent this is! Sisters are born to be good at customer service!"

Tao Juze raised his head at 45 degrees, and impassionedly issued his declaration: "Why is there a customer service industry in modern society?! And why did God bestow such perfect bodies to sisters?!"

"This is conforming to the trend, conforming to the times, conforming to the destiny!!"

"This is fate!"

"I! I have the obligation to help my sisters realize their value!"

"Yi! No! Rong! Resignation!"

"..." Ji Liang opened his mouth wide and looked at Tao Juze, as if he was looking at a guy who was not as good as a beast.

Did you start to attack other girls after enslaving me?

Does your conscience really not hurt?

Grandpa Tao coughed twice, opened his mouth hesitantly, but still didn't say anything.

Because I don't know what to say.

Thinking about it carefully, what Tao Juze said actually made sense.

There is no way to refute it.

Huang Cang stared at Tao Juze with squinted eyes, and suddenly turned into a big rooster, flew up and kicked Tao Juze's face with his paw, and said in a sharp voice, "You blabbering so much, don't you just want to squeeze it?" labor force!"

"It is incumbent upon seeing a ghost! You just think about how to make the best use of everything, don't you! Yes! No! Yes!"

"Clothed and dressed like a beast, it looks dignified and filled with righteous indignation! Today, I will do justice for the heavens and get rid of you, a wicked person!"

Tao Juze ran away while hugging his head like a rat, but he didn't forget to defend himself: "I'm not looking for a suitable job for everyone, don't peck, don't peck, ouch, calm down!!!"

"Hero! If you have something to say, don't move your mouth!"

"I'm a student from the same village, so why bother with each other—ah, my hair!!"

Chicken feathers were flying all over the sky, and screams were endless.

Ji Liang sat aside and gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, looking indifferently at the pecked Tao Jize, not intending to help him at all.

Humph.

Do you think I will help you?

Naive.

I am also a beast with a temper.

Grandpa Tao went to the kitchen with an empty plate.

Out of sight is pure.

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In the end, Ji Liang, who was full, left with Huang Cang, who was out of anger, and Tao Juze said firmly with trembling hands on his head, "You must tell my sisters...."

"This is a big deal..."

"You, you must put the overall situation first..."

"Think about the merits of waving at you..."

"grumble--!!!"

Huang Cang didn't even want to say anything this time.

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