my years as the chosen one

Zhao Ji was about to be pissed off by Zhang Daoling, what are you doing tearing down your nest!What are you doing to dismantle your own nest!

Zhang Daoling stared down at the chaotic Tianshi Mansion below, and said lightly: "I didn't panic, why are you panicking?"

Zhao Ji thumped Zhang Daoling angrily, and said, "I'm not panicking!"

Zhang Daoling felt Zhao Ji's strength, which was so strong that he wished to beat his lungs out.

All right, all right, you don't panic.

Zhang Daoling decided to change the subject, saying: "Then we can go back to sleep now, go to bed early and get up early, and set a good example for Tao Tao who likes to stay up late."

However, Zhang Daoling's method of changing the subject was too blunt, Zhao Ji didn't take the bait at all, he looked at Zhang Daoling dumbfounded, and said: "You smashed this patriarchal court into such a mess, then waved your sleeves and left Already???"

"You just left???"

Zhang Daoling smiled and said calmly: "Otherwise?"

Zhao Ji: "..."

He was sure, Lao Zhang definitely ignored the important points in his words on purpose!

"Scaring is a deterrent, but also a means."

Zhang Daoling looked at Zhao Ji who seemed to be about to explode on the spot, and after thinking for a while, he could only explain to him: "For this situation, you can either ignore it completely, pretend to be completely ignorant and let them do whatever they want."

Zhao Ji looked at Zhang Daoling with question marks all over his face, and his thirst for knowledge was very strong at this time.

"Or just be direct."

Zhang Daoling said word by word: "Scared them out of their guts at once."

"Fear is like tarsal maggots. Once it is infected, it will be very difficult to get rid of it."

Zhang Daoling smiled at Zhao Ji and said, "What do you think?"

Zhao Ji: "..."

Also I think so.

As the founder of Mount Longhu, aren’t you a bit too ruthless? After all, they are all your disciples and grandchildren... It’s already an era where everyone is equal and pays attention to science, so let’s stop doing the same thing.

Fortunately, I am not a Taoist, Zhao Ji secretly thought in his heart, how come Taoists are so fierce!

Xiansheng Zhenjun is very fierce, and so is Lao Zhang, who is surprisingly lazy. Sure enough, Taoists can't afford to provoke them.

"You are the Kitchen Lord Commander. Although you are used to watching your parents' disrespect, you are still not good at such things. Your heart is too soft."

Zhang Daoling pointed to the chaotic Tianshi mansion below, and said to Zhao Ji: "If you don't frighten them all at once, then if there is one, there will be two, and if there is two, there will be three. The human race is the best at detecting the bottom line of the gods. Always take chances."

"I don't know that self-reliance, self-examination, self-strengthening and self-cleaning are the right way. Immortals are great. Aren't we also worried every day because of the value of merit and can't sleep at night?"

The smile on Zhang Daoling's face seemed to be a little warmer, and he said lightly: "A cultivator must first cultivate his heart. As a person in Longhushan Tianshi's Mansion, even if he cannot become a fairy and escape the suffering of the six realms of reincarnation, he must keep his heart. good man."

Zhao Ji sighed, stretched out his hand and patted Zhang Daoling's shoulder: "You're right, okay, if you're scared, you'll be scared, and if you smash it, let's go back."

Old Zhang, this guy really sees clearly.

But don't say it!Soft-hearted or something, doesn't it mean he doesn't want to lose face!

"But don't worry, they will still build the Patriarch's Court."

Zhang Daoling looked at Zhao Ji, who seemed to have penetrated into the life of the gods, and suddenly narrowed his eyes and smiled: "After all, I didn't withdraw the Spirit Gathering Formation, nor smashed my tablet, but just demolished a house."

Zhao Ji: "..."

This old thing definitely said that on purpose! ! !

absolute! ! !

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling bickered as they left the messy Tianshi Mansion, and went back to sleep happily.

It can be said that I am very happy.

No consideration was given to whether or not Longhu Mountain could be quiet tonight.

Tianshi Mansion, most of the patriarch's court collapsed.

Zhang Daozi, disheveled and bloodshot, rushed into the nearly collapsed hall like the wind, and took out a pile of tablet tablets of previous masters. A group of Taoist priests gathered together, all looking at the ruins in front of them with bloodshot eyes. Patriarchal family.

"How could this be? Where did the evil spirit dare to attack the Patriarch?!"

"My God, what the hell is going on here?"

"Woooooooo..."

Zhang Daozi hugged the tablet in his hand tightly, and said fiercely: "Shut up!"

The scene, which was as noisy as flies eating food, suddenly became quiet, and a needle could be heard.

Zhang Daozi said sharply with red eyes: "Before the patriarch's court collapsed, the ancestor once entered my dream, showed his god body in person, and said that he would cut off the root of the celestial master's lineage!"

"This patriarchal family is not caused by evil things, but the hands of the ancestors themselves!"

All the Taoist priests turned pale instantly, and looked at Zhang Daozi in surprise.

Why did the ancestors cut off the roots of the Heavenly Master? !

Zhang Daozi naturally knew what this group of people were thinking, and said sternly: "Because there are people in Longhu Mountain doing evil! He was caught by the direct relatives of the ancestors! The ancestors are so angry that they want to destroy the Tianshi Mansion!"

All the Taoist priests shook their heads one after another, and the discussion started again.

"Impossible, we haven't stepped out of this Longhu Mountain, how can we do evil?"

"What did you do to make the ancestor so angry and personally destroy the patriarch's family?!"

"I can't figure it out, I really can't figure it out, does the ancestor have any hints?"

Zhang Daozi lazily listened to the noisy noises around him, he silently held the memorial tablet and looked at the ruined Patriarchal Court, his heart was bleeding.

How could he have the face to meet his master after a hundred years!

Ashamed of the ancestors, ashamed of the teacher!

"Dao Miao, call all the elders to Zhengyi Pavilion before Yinshi, and say that I have something to say."

Zhang Daozi's eyes were as sharp as a knife, and he said in a deep voice, "Even if you are retreating, you have to summon me when you pry open the door."

"Those who violate the order will be deprived of the title of Celestial Master and expelled from the Mansion of Celestial Master, never to enter again!"

A middle-aged Taoist priest wearing Taoist robes hurriedly clapped his hands in response and ran away.

"It's all gone."

All the Taoist priests looked at each other, then bowed their hands towards Zhang Daozi, and left after saying yes.

Not long after, only Zhang Daozi was left holding a pile of tablets in front of the ruins of the Patriarchal Court.

Zhang Daozi stood in front of the ruins for a long time before turning around and leaving.

"The disciple will never let the way of the celestial master be destroyed..."

The evening wind blew away the whispering words in the air, and the bright moon also pulled a large cloud to cover the figure.

Tonight's Longhu Mountain is destined to be unsettled.

...

The night passed.

Early in the morning, in Chen Ze's villa.

A bedroom on the second floor.

Tao Juze rested his pillow on Yang Jian's thigh to read the news, then stared at a certain piece of news for a long time and said, "Second brother."

"Ah."

"Last night, there was an earthquake in Longhushan. The magnitude of the earthquake was quite high, but there were no casualties, only some buildings were destroyed."

"Ah."

Tao Juze scratched his chin, turned over and said, "Could it be that Uncle Zhang did it?"

Yang Jian crossed his legs and closed his eyes, and said nonchalantly, "Nine out of ten."

Tao Juze became a little uneasy: "But no matter how angry you are, isn't the Longhu Mountain the old lair of Uncle Zhang?"

"Why are you still moving your old nest?"

Lair?Lair?

Yang Jian's ears moved slightly, and he opened his eyes.

How to say it is like a villain's territory.

Yang Jian: "I don't know either, you can find out by asking."

It's just that some houses have been demolished, and the real person Zhengyi really has a gentle temper, which is considered to be among the best in Taoism.

...Just ask if you don’t understand, Zhenjun, how does your Taoism classify the word temper? ? ?

"I don't want to ask, you want to trick me into stepping on thunder." Tao Juze put down his phone, stretched his waist and said lazily, "I'm not that curious~"

Yang Jian looked down at Tao Juze, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Well, you have no curiosity, not at all.

"Tao Tao, Lao Yang, are you up yet? It's time for breakfast~"

There was a slamming sound from outside the bedroom door, and Monkey King's voice came through the door.

Tao Juze quickly sat up and responded, "Get up, come right away~"

"Then hurry up, Taotie has already run down!" Sun Wukong yelled again and left.

Tao Juze quickly got up, dragged Yang Jian to brush his teeth, wash his face and change his clothes, and the battle was resolved in 3 minutes.

Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze rushing downstairs in high spirits, and shook his head helplessly.

Exercising is not good, but eating is very active.

Restaurant on the first floor.

Taotie was pulling the noodles into his mouth, when he saw Tao Juze and Yang Jian coming, he just waved his hands.

You can't open your mouth to speak when there is food in your mouth, or you will choke, Taotie, who once swallowed the sky and gnawed the ground, thought in his heart.

"Tao Tao is up, I made clear soup noodles, do you want to eat?"

Zhao Ji wiped his hands and asked with a smile: "I put a big chicken drumstick for you."

Tao Juze nodded like a pounding garlic: "Eat, eat, I will eat!"

Zhang Daoling, who was eating noodles, also greeted Tao Juze and Yang Jian.

Tao Juze looked at it, and then said to Yang Jian in a very low voice: "The big lion basking lazily in the sun has its tail upright!"

The mood is superb!

Yang Jian thought about the picture Tao Juze described in his mind, and then said: "What's wrong, is there something wrong with the vertical tail posture?"

"What tail?" Sun Wukong passed them with a milk in his mouth, and asked curiously, "Why are you two standing here whispering?"

Yang Jian glanced at Monkey King with a little distaste, you really are everywhere.

Sun Wukong, who noticed Yang Jian's disdainful eyes and was confused: "..."

What do you mean by looking at monkeys with such eyes in the early morning?

Tao Juze quickly shook his head, and said with a smile, "I didn't say anything, just eat breakfast quickly, the boss will be here later.

Really unable to understand Yang Jian's thoughts, Sun Wukong scratched his head and then diverted his attention, and then noticed that Taotie was quietly stealing the eggs in his bowl with his chopsticks.

"My surname is Tao! Don't steal eggs from my bowl!!"

Taotie, who failed to steal the egg but was caught, had no choice but to take back his chopsticks regretfully, muttering in a low voice, "Kong Kong, you've become a Buddha, why are you still eating eggs?"

"Eggs are considered meat. Aren't bald people in the West all particular about vegetarianism?"

Sun Wukong ran to the table and took away his noodle bowl, put the eggs in the bowl into Tao Juze's noodle bowl with only chicken legs, and said: "Whoever said that he can't eat meat after becoming a Buddha."

"Wine and meat have passed through my intestines, as long as I have the Dharma in my heart, don't stick to the form."

Taotie rolled his eyes at Sun Wukong, hummed twice and continued eating noodles.

Zhao Ji looked at the gluttonous gluttonous noodles, sighed, and said, "The brick family said that it is best to eat only one egg a day, otherwise you will get sick if your cholesterol is too high."

Taotie almost choked on the noodles, his face was shocked: "An egg a day??!"

Taotie raised his head and thought about the ten eggs that had entered his belly this morning, and then said very seriously: "I think the eggs are fine, but this Brick House has something wrong."

"If I eat this brick first, and then eat eggs, wouldn't there be no limit?" Taotie thought about it and suddenly said happily, "I'm really a genius!"

Everyone: "..."

The author has something to say: Zhang Daoling: It's getting cold, it's time to get scared.

Zhao Ji: My heart is always too soft~~ My heart is too soft~~~

Happy Lantern Festival everyone!Love you ducks! (づ￣3￣)づ╭

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Thanks to the fat friends who threw the grenade: 1 on Wuxian.com;

Thanks to the fat friends who threw the landmines: 怸韗不秥, 1 graveyard bouncing di;

Thank you very much for your support, I proudly puffed out my chest and sang coo coo and slipped away~