my years as the chosen one

Zhao Ji pricked up his ears and asked curiously, "Which two steps?"

Zhang Daoling peeled the orange and said slowly: "The first step is to scare."

"The second step is to be scared."

Zhao Ji: "..."

"What's the difference between what you said and what you didn't say?" Zhao Ji looked at Zhang Daoling who was peeling the oranges speechlessly, and said bitterly: "Be specific! I want to hear the specific steps!"

Zhang Daoling put the orange peel in Zhao Ji's hand, and said flatly: "It's boring to talk about it, you can choose to watch."

Zhao Ji was stunned, and said: "I can still watch??? What do you want to do?"

Zhang Daoling smiled and said, "Why can't you just watch?"

Zhao Ji: "..."

Why does Lao Zhang ignore the important points in his words every time?Did he mean it?

"Old Zhang." Zhao Ji stared at Zhang Daoling for a while, decided to do good deeds every day, and then patiently persuaded him, "You are such a god, don't get so angry."

"Think about it, a mouse can ruin a pot of porridge, and it's normal for a few scum to emerge from Longhu Mountain, so you just get rid of the scum."

Zhang Daoling ate the oranges leisurely, without saying a word.

Looking at Zhang Daoling's expression, Zhao Ji knew that this guy didn't listen to what he said at all, so he could only sigh: "Okay, just pretend I didn't say anything, I'll watch, I'll watch."

Zhao Ji pondered in his heart, he had to look at Lao Zhang, but he must not let him be serious, otherwise let alone the way of heaven, he would be able to peel off Lao Zhang's skin first if he showed his true sage!

As a fellow villager in the same village, he couldn't just watch Lao Zhang run on the road of no return.

Zhang Daoling gave Zhao Ji a piece of the orange in his hand, and said, "Then let's do it now."

Zhao Ji: "?"

"Tomorrow, Tao Tao will take us out to play, to watch some kind of friendly match, and we can have fun tomorrow by solving our troubles early."

As Zhang Daoling was talking, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't asked about today's affairs, and hurriedly said, "I almost forgot, what was the result of you and Taotie's competition with the human race today?"

The corner of Zhao Ji's mouth twitched, he is an old buddy, he is really slow in everything.

By the time you come to care about us, the day lily will be completely cold!

"I must have won."

Zhao Ji said with a smile: "Although the human race I competed with today is a little too enthusiastic, but the craftsmanship of this human race is not bad."

"I quite admire this human race."

"As for Taotie, I heard from Tao Tao that the human race who competed with him left crying. I'm not very clear about the specific situation."

Zhao Ji shrugged his shoulders and said, "Anyway, it's fine if you win, the process is not important."

Zhang Daoling hummed, that's true, as long as you win.

"Then let's get out of the body now."

Zhang Daoling stuffed all the remaining oranges into Zhao Ji's mouth: "You and I will go to Longhu Mountain in person."

Zhao Ji swallowed the orange in his mouth three times, five times and two times, and whispered: "I have to tell Zhenjun first."

Running around without reporting, do you want to be arrested and brought into the Palace of Justice?

Zhang Daoling was silent for a moment, then he showed a grateful look to Zhao Ji and quickly took out his phone and sent Yang Jian a WeChat message.

【Zhenjun, can Zhao Ji and I get out of our bodies and go to Longhu Mountain? 】

Soon, Zhang Daoling received Yang Jian's reply: [Yes, go and come back quickly. 】

Zhang Daoling raised the mobile phone in front of Zhao Ji: "Zhenjun agrees."

Zhao Ji rubbed his hands, and said curiously, "You didn't even ask the reason, it's a little unrealistic."

Zhang Daoling straightened up, straightened his clothes, and snorted softly: "This is because Zhenjun trusts me, that's all right, let's go quickly, don't waste time."

Zhao Ji nodded, but didn't refute Zhang Daoling's words, thinking to wait for them to come back from Longhu Mountain and then talk about it.

Zhenjun trusts you?Hmph, with all due respect, you are really as big as a basin!Still a bathtub!

...

A bedroom on the second floor.

"Second brother!" Tao Juze slammed the pillow on Yang Jian's face with a pia, "How dare you look at your phone while being tortured!"

"What a shame!"

Yang Jian held the mobile phone in his left hand and the pillow that hit his face in his right hand, looked at Tao Juze who was angry like a puffer fish, thought for a while and said, "I probably know why Uncle Zhang is upset today."

Tao Juze: "!"

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Don't you want to know?"

"But let me tell you first, you can only choose one of the two. You can choose to continue to torture me, or you can choose Zhang Bo's secret."

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

Yang Jian put away the phone, sat on the bed with the pillow, patted the pillow and waited for Tao Juze's answer.

Tao Juze: "..."

"I'm not curious at all!" Tao Juze said forcefully, "I'm not curious at all!!!"

Yang Jian didn't speak, just crossed his hands and hugged his chest, his eyebrows raised even higher.

"..."

half an hour.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo On My Wrongs, I Want to Know the Secret of My Choosing Uncle Zhang...' Tao Juze hugged Yang Jian, and said sadly, "Second Brother, how could you do this, it's too cruel..."

Yang Jian looked down at Tao Juze and laughed a few times in a good mood.

He is still a little immature in dealing with the world, and he still has to teach him better, Yang Jian thought in his heart.

...To tell the truth, it is enough to have one judicial god in the heaven, there is no need for a second one, really not.

Dragon Tiger Mountain, Tianshi Mansion.

Zhao Ji and Zhang Daoling stood in mid-air, Zhao Ji looked at the Tianshi Mansion under his feet, pinched his teeth and said: "I never noticed before, so your lair is so grand?"

Tianshi Mansion is located in Longhu Mountain, with jade-carved railings and lanterns like fire. It is adjacent to Xihua Mountain in the north, Huxi River in the door, and facing Pipa Mountain.

Zhang Daoling said helplessly: "What is Lao Nest? I don't like what you said, take it back."

Zhao Ji snorted twice, and said sourly, "Can't I be sour?"

"I don't have such a big nest, so I can't say a few words! It's really a full man who doesn't know a hungry man!"

Zhang Daoling looked at Zhao Ji who seemed to have drunk a jar of old vinegar, and shook his head: "Forget it, you pretend I didn't say anything."

After being sore for a while, Zhao Ji, who returned to normal, looked at Zhang Daoling and asked, "Then what are we going to do next? Didn't you say you were going to scare me? How?"

Zhang Daoling glanced at the Tianshi Mansion, and smiled: "Let's go, let's entrust the current head of the Tianshi Mansion in Longhushan with a dream."

Zhao Ji rolled his eyes, and said indifferently, "Okay~ It's all up to you."

He wants to see what kind of tricks Lao Zhang can play.

Tianshi Mansion, the bedroom of the current head.

Zhang Daozi is the No.60 sixth head of Tianshi Mansion.

He is a healthy and long-lived elderly Taoist priest with a youthful face and a hale and hearty spirit.

Tonight, Zhang Daozi finished his homework diligently as usual, and after paying homage to the patriarch, he lay down on the bed on time and fell asleep.

Little did he know that surprises were waiting for him in his dream.

In Zhang Daozi's dream.

Wasn't it all a night without dreams?

Zhang Daozi looked down at his hands, then at the misty clouds and flowers blooming around him, and muttered, "I should be dreaming."

Zhang Daozi started talking to himself, he was sure that he was dreaming, but he didn't know why this dream came true.

Could it be that the nightmare invaded?

Zhang Daozi frowned inexplicably. After all, he was a cultivator, and he knew what some things that were forcibly disguised as science were.

"Outlaws."

An old and majestic voice suddenly sounded, and Zhang Daozi was shocked to find that the surrounding scenery changed instantly following the voice.

He stood on the edge of a precarious cliff, behind him was a bottomless cliff that seemed to devour everything, in front of him was a bunch of beasts and birds of prey, all staring at him with fierce eyes.

Danger!

Zhang Daozi gathered his spiritual power for a while, and then he was shocked to find that his dantian was empty.

The kind that is more empty than emptiness and loneliness.

"Without spiritual power, one is not even as good as an ordinary person."

The old and majestic voice sounded again.

Zhang Daozi's eyes showed vigilance: "Who are you, why did you break into my dream?"

"I've already said the word evil, and I can't even react, tsk tsk, Zheng Yizheng, you disciples and grandchildren don't seem to be able to use their brains well~"

A young man's voice also sounded, full of sarcasm.

A real person?

Zhang Daozi trembled all over, and shouted in disbelief: "Old ancestor?!"

As soon as the words fell, two balls of golden light appeared in the originally gloomy sky.

Zhang Daozi narrowed his eyes and carefully stared at the two groups of golden light in the sky, but found helplessly that the golden light was too dazzling, and he couldn't see the people in the golden light clearly.

"Don't look, the mortal body still wants to see our divine form clearly, do you want to lose all your cultivation?"

It was the same young man's voice.

Zhang Daozi was in a turmoil, he quickly knelt down, kowtowed to Zhang Daoling and Zhao Ji, and said, "I never thought it was my ancestor who came here in person, I hope my ancestor will forgive me."

"Stop knocking."

"I can't bear it."

Zhang Daozi looked up at the old ancestor with a blank expression, not understanding why the old ancestor said that.

"Things that have forgotten the ancestors and don't distinguish between good and evil, don't make offerings to me in the future. I can't afford your offerings."

"This Heavenly Master's Mansion was originally created by me. Now it seems that I am afraid that it will not be able to stay."

Can't stay? !

What did they do to make the ancestors so angry? !

"I beg my ancestors to show me! I beg my ancestors to show me!" Zhang Daozi's tears flowed down his face at that moment. His own ancestor wanted to destroy the Heavenly Master's Mansion. He wanted to cut off the roots of the Heavenly Master's lineage!

"Hey, real man, calm down, calm down first, I said before that you can't kill everyone with a stick!"

After a few words of persuasion, the young voice rang again.

"Little guy, you are lax in supervision and negligence in management. Aspirants must first cultivate their minds~"

"You should say a few words, don't scare this little guy."

Zhang Daoling glanced helplessly at Zhao Ji, who was speaking with a choked voice, and then directly stuffed a slightly modified memory into Zhang Daozi's head, "If it wasn't for the clansman who came from the same line as the Master of Heaven, I would It is absolutely unexpected that Longhu Mountain has become such a virtue!"

At this moment, Zhang Daozi's mind was full of pictures and sounds. The policeman, the clamoring young man and a middle-aged man whose face could not be seen clearly were extremely noisy.

"Seven days."

"My lord gives you seven days. If you can't wipe out the ghosts and monsters in the Tianshi Mansion, the Tianshi Mansion doesn't need to exist."

Zhang Daoling looked coldly at Zhang Daozi who was kneeling in front of him, and waved his hand: "Get out."

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Daozi disappeared in this dream.

"The dream is about to collapse, let's withdraw too~" Zhao Ji smiled at Zhang Daoling twice, rubbed his neck and said, "It's been a long time since I spoke in this young man's voice, I'm not used to it."

Zhang Daoling nodded, and said sincerely: "Actually, it sounds a little creepy to me."

Zhao Ji: "...the wind is too strong, I didn't hear clearly, what did you just say?"

Zhang Daoling said without changing his face: "I said I'm not used to it."

Zhao Ji snorted twice, then squinted at Zhang Daoling: "Okay, the first step of scaring is done, what is the second step of scaring?"

"Is it to scare other disciples and grandchildren?"

Zhang Daoling smiled, rolled up Zhao Ji and left the collapsed dream.

...

Longhu Mountain, the ancestral court of Tianshi Mansion.

The blue smoke is lingering, and the candlelight is a little bit.

Zhao Ji stood in mid-air and looked down, then said a little unhappy: "Old Zhang, what do you mean, why did you bring me here? You want me to see how prosperous your incense is?"

"What's the big deal, I'm not jealous at all, I'm not angry at all..."

Zhao Ji said he wasn't angry, but his eyes kept looking down, wishing he could kick Zhang Daoling a few times, preferably from the air to the ground.

Tell you to show off!Tell you to show off!

Zhang Daoling shook his head, and said with a smile: "Tianshi Mansion is a general term. Although it occupies a large area, in fact, only the Patriarch's Court is the real core of Longhushan Tianshi Mansion."

"The Patriarch's Court has a formation that I left behind, which can gather spiritual energy."

"It's a small benefit I leave to future generations."

Zhao Ji clicked his tongue twice: "You still kept the Spirit Gathering Formation? This is not easy to do, Lao Zhang, you are really capable."

Zhang Daoling looked at Zhao Ji, and said solemnly: "It doesn't need to be great, just not younger than you."

Zhao Ji: "..."

See if you can, if you have the ability, don't eat the food I cook in the future!

Hungry you!

Zhang Daoling pretended not to see Zhao Ji's angry eyes, and continued: "In the main hall of the Patriarch's Court, there are enshrined tablets of the previous masters of Longhu Mountain, and in the side hall are the tablets of the outstanding celestial masters of Longhu Mountain in the past."

After pondering for a while, Zhao Ji said, "What do you want to express? Do you want to scare the tablet?"

"Wake up, this is just a tablet, it's useless for you to scare them, and your tablet should be in it too?"

Zhang Daoling glanced at Zhao Ji wonderingly: "Who said I'm going to scare the tablet."

Zhao Ji knelt down and stared at the patriarch, and asked casually, "Then what are you going to do?"

Zhang Daoling slowly rolled up his sleeves, and said with a light smile, "I said it, the second step is to scare."

Then Zhao Ji, who was confused, didn't know, so he watched Zhang Daoling with his sleeves rolled up and performed a set of small punches for him on the spot.

After a few minutes.

Zhang Daoling put away his hands, and asked in a good mood: "Does my punching posture look good?"

With standard movements and graceful posture, Zhao Ji applauded Zhang Daoling loudly: "It looks good, but the time is too short."

"I asked for extra time!"

Zhang Daoling narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "It's time to go back to the village, I'm afraid it won't work now."

Zhao Ji: "???"

Just when Zhao Ji wanted to ask Zhang Daoling why he said this, he heard a few loud noises from his feet.

Boom—boom——

After a while.

The originally majestic and majestic Patriarch's Court, which made people feel awe at a glance, has collapsed in half.

The whole Longhu Mountain seemed to be trembling, screaming everywhere, Zhao Ji took a closer look, good guy, there are ruins and broken tiles, and there is a mess everywhere.

It was as if the exquisite building had never existed before.

Zhao Ji immediately jumped up and shouted in shock, "Old Zhang, are you crazy?!"

"I've seen gods get angry and demolish the temples of other gods, but I've never seen them demolish their own palaces!"

"And what you're tearing down is your own base camp! Your own lair! Why are you tearing down your own den!!"

The author has something to say: Zhao Ji: I never expected it...

Zhang Daoling: If you are not happy, if you are not stimulating, do you want to perform another part?

All the celestial masters in Longhu Mountain:? ? ! ! !

Uncle Zhang demolished the house, my dog ​​is also demolishing the house, um... I didn't say anything!

Thanks to the fat friends who voted for the rocket launcher: 1 on Wuxian.com;

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Thank you to the fat friends who cast mines: Grave Bounce Di, Qingxue, my favorite in my life, Ye Zilan, and one of them;

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Thank you very much for your support to me, I flapped my wings and sang coo coo coo with my head held high~~~