Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

Selena anxiously found the mermaid-specific small-seat aircraft from the warehouse, picked it up and ran to the mermaid embassy, ​​squeezed past dozens of male bachelors, and put the thing on the noble and glamorous-looking place with a bang. In front of the weak mermaid who needs to be protected, the voice is a gentle voice that she has never seen since she was born. She said:

"Xiao Yu, come on, this is the latest mermaid walker, small drive, super long standby time, comfortable seat, all mermaids who have used it say it's good!"

The head of the embassy on the side coughed and said, "Enough, Selena, do you think you are advertising?"

The curator is a middle-aged female with a thick blue tail, which falls directly on the ground, and her scales are as shiny as the sea. The curator said to Osmanthus osmanthus: "Don't be afraid, Xiao Yu, we will definitely bring you back Home, amnesia is nothing, anyway, the country will support you until you reach adulthood."

What else could Osmanthus Yu say? She just glanced at the pink-white aircraft that resembled a wheelchair but was suspended ten centimeters above the ground, and said, "How do you use this?"

Selena rushed to say: "It's very simple. You just need to sit on and hold the ball, and it will understand where and how you want to go. It's very user-friendly, and it won't speed up. You can also adjust the height, after all. Don’t hurt your little tail.” Oh!No!Why do I say little tail!Little females are not willing to be called small tails!

Serena was crazily spurning herself, but the smile on her face was still perfect.

Osmanthus Yu looked at the protruding and backward-looking Yujie in front of her without any discomfort in showing her all kinds of courtesies. Just kidding, Osmanthus Yu was once a king, even if she became a fish, she would still be a king fish!

Yu osmanthus is still very clear about what he represents in the eyes of these mermaids, but he doesn't care, because the embassy has told him, and his inspection report came out. His actual age is only 28 years old, and he is still a juvenile fish. At the age of 50, I came into heat, found my destined partner, and spent my whole life together.

Yu Osmanthus Yu, who has lived for 28 years and slept for more than 300 years, is very calm about this. If he is underage, he must be underage. Now he has decided to live on the mermaid planet, so according to their calculation method and customs It doesn't matter, not to mention that he is still pretending to have amnesia, so he can talk as little as possible...

Yesterday, Osmanthus yu was caught by a fishing boat, and before she had time to say goodbye to her good friends, such as the clownfish, she came to the ground, and the information of the new world was stuffed into him, which made him feel a little indigestion .

After realizing that more than 300 years have passed since the earth, and all her relationships and concerns on this earth are gone, Yu Guihua decides to accept the repatriation plan of the mermaid people and go to the main star of the mermaid planet until she becomes an adult.

This is another adventure, a novel adventure, and Osmanthus Yu will never get tired of this kind of adventure.

It's just that no one escorted him this time.

Yu osmanthus enjoyed his first meal after becoming a mermaid at the embassy, ​​and then fell asleep on the big bed. The sun shone on his tail at just the right time, reminding him to wake up and welcome the arrival of the next day .

The next day, he was introduced to all the staff by the head of the embassy. Obviously, he became the favorite of the group again, but this time it was not because of his ability and identity, but because of the gender and appearance of his body.

Judging people by their appearance is something Yu Osmanthus used to do. He doesn't play with people who are not good-looking. Of course, he himself has nothing to say, but now that he has changed his body and is treated like this by others, Yu Osmanthus feels in his heart I feel a little uncomfortable, I don't know whether everyone likes this skin or him living in this skin.

However, entanglement has never been Yu Guixi's strong point. He doesn't like those procrastinating relationships, he doesn't like procrastinating performances, and he doesn't like himself being so unhappy.

Anyway, this body now looks very similar to what he used to have, but the color of the hair, and the structure of the lower body are a bit strange, it doesn't matter, he is still him.

"Curator! The spaceship has arrived outside, and it is said that it can pass." Suddenly, a small man ran in from the outside, squeezed into the tightly blocked lounge, and said loudly.

The curator nodded, and said gently to Osmanthus osmanthus, whom she thought was still a cub: "Xiao Yu, we will take you home now, and after you go back, you can find a guardian to accompany you to grow up, if you have any questions, please contact me directly , Serena will accompany you to make a bracelet, the bracelet is your universe pass, don’t lose it.”

Yu osmanthus nodded quietly, with her tail curled up and her long hair covering her beautiful back, she pointed to the wheelchair that Serena brought for him, and said, "But how do I get on it?"

Even the eyelashes of the white-haired mermaid are white, and the eyes are like crystals condensed from the most expensive nebula in the universe. The voice is cold and hoarse with a little bit of bewilderment: "I can't stand up."

All the old men and the male mermaids were immediately cut off by the timid and ignorant look of the white-haired mermaid, and they all volunteered to sit on the mermaid.

The mermaid thought for a while, and said to Selena, who was looking at her with bright eyes, "Can you help me?"

Selena was stunned by the sudden happiness, and said again and again: "No problem! No problem, I am very strong."

Saying so, Selina embraced the white-haired staff's soft hair under the watchful eyes of all the other males, put her palm on the shoulder of the mermaid's ill-fitting mermaid, and hooked the other hand on the fish's tail. Picked up easily.

And the white-haired mermaid is still underage, so light...

After putting the mermaid on the wheelchair, Selena frowned and said to the people around: "Okay, okay, let's go to work, don't all gather around here, and scare people later." .”

A woman with a hippie smile said slyly: "I think you want to scare people. Don't see a female as if you have seen a bone. Your saliva will flow down. When you reach the main star, there are some high-level males waiting to adopt him. You should be in a hurry now."

Serena rolled her eyes to her friend, then nodded to the curator with a smile, and said, "Then, boss, I'll send him back!"

The curator smiled and said: "He doesn't understand anything, don't let the bad guys take advantage of it?"

Serena expressed her promise to protect the little fish, but Yu Osmanthus thought it was quite funny. The mermaid society seemed to be different from many places on Earth, and the adoption system sounded very cool.

So after arriving at the spaceship berthing center and boarding the spaceship that was about the same size as the previous plane, Osmanthus yu had a lot of questions to ask, but Selina could not sit in the same cabin with the females, Osmanthus yu was forced to Arranged in the female-only compartment, there are all single female mermaids who come to travel alone, including old and young.

He looked particularly eye-catching among a row of mermaids in blue, pink, and black tails. All the mermaids looked at him curiously, but Osmanthus Yu took the initiative to smile at them and introduced herself: "Hi, I am Osmanthus Yu, You can call me Xiaoyu."

A little mermaid who seemed to be a head shorter than him said: "I know, you are the amnesiac mermaid that was found, and it has spread on the Internet. Now many people want to adopt you."

"Adoption?" Osmanthus Yu happened to be asking for this topic, so she continued, "Can't I live alone? Do I have to find a family?"

The little mermaid with pink tail and black hair smiled like a machine gun, very unrestrained, and said: "You really don't remember anything, what a pity, judging by the color of your tail, I thought you were a mermaid from a family of noble blood, Couldn't have found a bad guy to marry so early."

"Wait, didn't you say adoption?" The white-haired mermaid curled her long hair with her fingers, looking like she was dying of curiosity, staring at the mermaids with big eyes. To Yu Osmanthus popular science mermaid society.

It turns out that in the mermaid society, those whose color is closer to gold are noble and royal, but mermaids are not as obvious as the Zerg ranks. As long as they work hard, male mermaids with good talents will soon be able to join the upper class.

The reason why noble mermaids are still so sought after nowadays is not because they are rich and powerful. Female mermaids are only sought after because they are easy to reproduce.

One of the females, who has the same masculine appearance as Osmanthus osmanthus, said shyly, "Your tail color is very beautiful. There must be many people who want to adopt you. You have to choose carefully."

The other mermaid smiled and said, "Yes, don't be like him. He chose his childhood sweetheart as his guardian, and now he is in dire straits every day."

"That is to say, the guardian is actually the future... partner?" Yu Guixi concluded in this way.

The little females nodded one after another: "That's right, almost, little females without parents can choose their own guardians after the 20-year-old juvenile period, because little mermaids don't have a sense of right and wrong before the age of 20, and mermaids without families must Raised by the state, after the age of 20 is the growth period, this time period is equivalent to high school for human beings, and when the estrus period arrives at the age of 50, they can get married directly, which is very convenient."

The mermaids talked about going to other places, teasing whether the little female and her guardian had done something indescribable before they became adults. The little mermaid buried her face in her pillow and said: " You hate it!"

Yu Osmanthus froze for a moment, expressing that it was too much for an uncle, an old man over 300 years old, to be among this group of innocent mermaids.

"Hey, it's strange, why hasn't the spaceship taken off yet?" Suddenly a little mermaid didn't understand what happened, and asked timidly.

Female mermaids have been spoiled and ignorant of the world since they were young, and few of them are courageous. Yu Guixi seemed to belong to the type that should be cared for more, but in the end she was too courageous. He said, "I'll go out and have a look."

It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, the door of their cabin was opened, and the mermaids screamed in unison. People who didn't know thought that some horrible incident happened here.

Yu Osmanthus was sitting in the center, looking at the person who walked in, showing a subtle look, but the person who walked in was scared back by the screams, closed the door with a 'bang', and faced Celine Na said, "The females of your race are still noisy."

Serena and the person in front of her are not on the same level, so she just expressed her dissatisfaction very tactfully, saying: "Then why is His Royal Highness coming up?"

Long Jue smiled and said, "I'm here to find the one who doesn't make noise."

Serena said: "That is the clansman we just found. He has lost his memory and doesn't understand anything. If he offends your highness, please..."

"No." Long Jue said, the door opened from the inside by itself, and the inside had returned to silence, several little mermaids were hugging each other, and the one who opened the door was the silver-tailed mermaid with big wavy hair.

The mermaid said, "It's you."

Serena was confused: "What's the matter? Xiao Yu, do you know each other?"

Long Jue smiled and said, "It's not just acquaintance, Xiao Yu is my savior, I've been looking for him for a long time."

Yu Osmanthus could tell that Long Jue in front of him didn't just come to thank him, and he wasn't from Earth either.

"And then?" Yu Osmanthus asked bluntly.

Long Jue took out an invitation card and put it in front of the little mermaid. The mermaid took it with her fair and delicate hands, her eyes full of doubts.

Long Jue said: "I haven't had time to introduce yet. I am the third prince of the Dragon Clan. In a few days, the Zerg Clan will give the queen a canonization ceremony and I need to bring a friend. I hope you can go with me that day." This is considered a lame reason for a date.

Serena disagreed and said, "He's underage, so he can't go out with your Highness alone."

Long Jue's tone became a little colder, and he said, "Will I still do something to my savior? My identity will not allow me to do so."

Serena wanted to say something more, but she heard Yu Osmanthus ask, "Zerg? Zerg King Fang Yu?"

Yu osmanthus read the words on the invitation with wide eyes, as if she couldn't believe it.

Long Jue understood that he had aroused the little mermaid's interest, and said, "Want to go? The Zong Wang is my friend. I know you may have stayed on the earth for a long time. I have heard his stories, and I am a little bit interested in him." Interested, I can take you to see him."

Osmanthus Yu doesn't understand how obsessed the earth is with the worm king and the human queen. He is an antique fish.

Serena couldn't say anything this time. Their mermaid clan has always been unprincipled, and has always prioritized the wishes of female mermaids.

The white-haired mermaid slowly raised the corners of her lips, with a lot of emotions, but they all turned into three words, saying: "I want to go."