Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

The waves near Sanctuary Reef present a blue sky and are magnificent.

The local scenery is beautiful, seagulls are everywhere, and people who are lucky can encounter dolphins that are close to humans when they go out to sea.

Today's Sanctuary Reef welcomes another group of tourists. The tourists carry their backpacks and wear Little Red Riding Hood, and one by one, they raise their right hands and issue photo instructions to the embedded system on their wrists.

Immediately, the flashing lights turned on, turning the spring-like Shengdijiao into a red carpet superstar.

The tour guide was eloquent, pointing to the protruding cliff and said: "That's where the insect king made love with his queen."

A few young people in the sightseeing group burst out laughing suddenly, and said, "When I was traveling in Beijing last year, the tour guide there also said that they met in Central Park."

The tour guide said without changing his face: "They are all nonsense, and our place is the real one. They have all applied for state protection."

Among the tourists, there was a family of three who came to travel, and they also followed the team to enjoy the rare beauty. The two were so sweet that they forgot about their youngest son.

The kid was still digging shells in the previous scenic spot with his small bucket, and no one told him to leave when the tide was high. Finally, he was trapped on a huge raised rock, crying in fear.

The child was wearing cute overalls, with a watermelon head cut, his shoes were wet, and the keg fell into the sea. When he was so scared to death, the child lowered his head, but met a pair of pale and beautiful eyes. The owner of the eyes has a hazy and unsharp beauty in the sea, and the white hair like seaweed spreads out, spitting out a bubble...

The kid blinked his eyes, leaned down, wanted to see clearly, but only saw the little brother in the sea lift up the keg he dropped in the sea, he went to catch it, thanked him, and the little brother showed his face A smile that can fascinate all living beings came, turned around and left, the tail of the fish curled up, and a large splash of bright water splashed.

After a while, when it was getting dark, the child was found by his parents. A lifeboat rushed over to rescue him ashore. His mother cried and asked if he was injured.Are you afraid?

The kid smiled foolishly, and said, "Don't be afraid, there is a fairy brother in the sea, so don't be afraid."

"Children, you must be scared silly." A bystander said.

The child frowned and said, "No, I saw it with my own eyes! He even gave me a big shell, here it is!" The child raised his small bucket, found a seashell the size of a fist, and said , "There must be a big pearl hidden inside!"

The parents looked at each other in blank dismay, and the policeman asked, "Then kid, what does the little brother you see look like?"

The child said: "It's white, it's bright, and it has such... such a big tail!" He stretched his hands, making exaggerated and cute gestures.

The policeman was stunned for a moment, and said, "Well, maybe it's a female tourist from the mermaid clan...?"

In general, only female mermaids can't transform their legs, and females are generally unwilling to leave their planets. They feel that the water on other planets is dirty. Even if they want to go out, they must be protected by males. It's here alone...

The policeman thought about it and decided that he should report to his superiors, so he clicked on the communication ring on his wrist to connect with the headquarters.

On the other side, Osmanthus yu dived back to the bottom of the deep sea again, followed by a bunch of small palm-sized jellyfish, emitting their light in the deep sea.

Tired of swimming, Osmanthus yu leaned against the sunken ship to rest, and after a while, several big fat fish swung over and came to Osmanthus yu's side with a tuna that had been bitten to death.

Yu osmanthus smiled, stretched out her hand to touch the big fat fish's head, then picked up the tuna but didn't know where to eat it.

After hesitating for a long time, he returned it to Big Fat Yu and the others, saying, "Thank you, I'm not hungry."

The big fat fish looked at the mermaid, as if to confirm whether the mermaid was telling the truth, and then several of them gathered together to eat the tuna.

And the mermaid rubbed her belly, feeling very worried.

This was the third day since he woke up. During the past three days, Osmanthus osmanthus had eaten nothing but scallop meat, dried shrimps and octopus feet. Now it was the time when he was starving.

But he really couldn't accept such food that he gnawed on his mouth, and he always wanted to sneak into the sea to see what was going on above.

The first thing he did after waking up three days ago was to worry about what happened to the earth, but after his observations these days, he found that the earth was not occupied by the Zerg, so he guessed that it might be because Fang Yu and the others won.

While he was happy, he didn't dare to run out casually.

He only dared to look at the shore from the sea, so he didn't know the passage of time, and he always thought that he was reborn here after being stabbed to death.

He didn't dare to go to the shore, and he couldn't stay in the sea all the time, but he had a way, and now he was really in a dilemma.

He tried to carry out the previous soul exchange again, but found that he seemed to have lost that ability!

He even wanted to climb ashore in the dark yesterday, but he couldn't do it in two steps. He probably wouldn't be able to get home after a day and a night of climbing.

In the end, Yu osmanthus also gave up, and swam around in the sea in anger, thinking about the monologue before she thought she would die, and then felt that she was so stupid to say such hypocritical things, and the more she thought about it, The more embarrassed he was, he hugged the fish tail and rolled around in the sea.

Osmanthus Yu sometimes thinks that she seems to have been reborn into another split body of Fang Yu, and this body seems to be made of Fang Yu's ribs, so wouldn't she become the Eve of that big liar? ?

Never……

But in a different way of thinking, I think that when I am in this body, is there always one of Fang Yu and the others who can feel their own existence?

He also thought, if someone would find him, would it be his elder brother or Fang Yu first?

But when he realized it, he sighed again, saying that he was stupid, those two were the same person, there was nothing you, me, me...

On the sixth day after Yu Guixi woke up, when he was catching small shrimps near the shallow water to eat, someone finally found him. He was startled, and when he saw piles of flashlights and searchlights on the shore, he immediately jumped back. When they reached the bottom of the sea, they got on the back of the big whale and fled to farther places.

Osmanthus Yu still doesn’t know if human beings can accept such an alien like him. She has never thought that it will be more than 300 years later, and there will be so many aliens visiting the earth that he has never seen, and his legend has even been fabricated. Countless versions are circulating in the star sea...

Fearing that she would be captured by human beings for dissection and experimentation, Osmanthus osmanthus fled to the ocean far away from the mainland.

There is no threat from his former clan here, but there is a little more danger from the sea.

But after living there for a few days, Osmanthus Yu realized that she didn't seem to have to worry so much. Whether it was the fierce submarine hunters or the cute little starfish, they were all very kind to him, playing with him on adventures and finding food for him.

In the past few days, Osmanthus yu finally learned how to eat seafood slowly. First, she shredded the food with her fingernails, and then stuffed it into her mouth with her eyes closed.

He still remembered to record the time when he was close to the coastal city, but he didn’t bother to count when he was in the ocean. After he didn’t know how many sunrises and sunsets, the sea suddenly cooled down, the cold current hit, it rained heavily, the wind howled, and the electricity Flash and thunder.

This kind of weather always puts Yu Guixi in a bad mood, so she hides in the big shell she found in fear, and sleeps with the clownfish that has been with her since the beginning.

The clownfish is indiscriminate. After a while, it swam out again, back and forth several times, and picked up many shiny things.

"What is this?" The mermaid hasn't talked to humans for a long time, so he always talks to himself, even if he just chats with fish, he will be too lonely. say.

As expected, the clownfish couldn't answer, but Osmanthus osmanthus sat up inside the big shell, looked at the thing brought back by the clownfish with the shimmering pearl in her arms, and said, "These are all new things, watches, necklaces and small spoons, What did you bring these back for?"

The mermaid touched the clownfish, and was about to continue sleeping with the clownfish in his arms, avoiding the storm, but always felt that something was happening outside, and his conscience couldn't help it, so he sighed and got out in the icy sea. Want to swim in the sea.

When the mermaid's pale and glamorous appearance illuminated by lightning appeared on the sea surface, those beautiful eyes frightenedly reflected a picture of a luxury ship about to sink!

The cruise ship has basically sunk halfway, and not far away are people leaving by rowing their yachts, but in the violent storm, no one can see who is clear, even if someone falls into the water, it will not be known.

Yu Osmanthus rushed forward anxiously, and saw a man who was not afraid of death, or rather blind, standing on the deck, and then followed a huge wave into the sea, and disappeared with a plop!

Osmanthus Yu quickly sank into the sea again, looking for this person, and finally dragged him to the nearest small island, but thunder and lightning followed. Perform artificial respiration, and wait until the person spits out all the water that has been choked in, before jumping into the sea in a hurry to hide back in his shell.

In the end, his tail was pressed by this man at some point. The osmanthus osmanthus tail was very sensitive, and when he pulled it a little, he lost strength. It was so painful and tender. He pushed the man with both hands, and the man was as strong as a cow. ,like a statue.

The lightning continued, washing the whole world with torrential rain.

After becoming a mermaid, Osmanthus yu always had her five senses sharpened. She used to be afraid of thunderstorms, but now she has no choice but to curl up next to the man and cover her ears. In the end, she doesn't know whether she fell asleep or passed out from the shock of a loud thunder. of.

Anyway, when Osmanthus Yu woke up, the sky had already cleared up.

He took advantage of the morning light to see what the person he rescued last night looked like.

This is a European-looking man with sharp eyebrows, a high nose bridge, and a honey complexion. He has short red hair and bulging muscles. He looks like a prince from an oil country on TV.

As a good mermaid, Osmanthus Yu expressed that if she saved someone, she would be a good person to the end and send the person to the shore of the nearest city, so that the person would not be able to survive on the isolated island.

He did what he said, whistled, called the little dolphin, and was about to use his strength to move the man's butt that was pressing his tail away, only to find that his tail hadn't been pressed down for a long time up.

He didn't hesitate, dragged the man and threw two or three little dolphins on the back, saying: "Go, don't lose people again, send them to the nearest coast, and I will watch you from behind."

Half an hour later, the man was thrown on the beach by Osmanthus Yu and the little dolphins. At this time, the sky was bright, Osmanthus Yu didn't want to be discovered, so she wanted to run away again. During the escape, she always felt that she was in the middle of a cartoon The Little Mermaid ah……

Just thinking about it, he plunged into the sea, hid behind the reef, quietly watched a group of people approaching in the distance, and then left without looking back.

But the man lying on the beach suddenly laughed out loud, until his subordinates found him and asked him anxiously: "Master Long, are you crazy?! Why did you block the information so that we can't find you?! It's hard to go out for a trip , if something happens, how do we explain it?"

The man called Young Master Long sat up with one leg bent, with a very handsome smile, and a pair of gray eyes that seemed to be filled with endless love, and said: "It's just to see how good my ability is, and nothing really happened. What are you worried about?"

The fat man who spoke had a helpless expression on his face, and when he saw the young master's expression, he knew that this man had discovered something interesting again, so he said, "Don't play around, we are going back to the main star tomorrow, the canonization of the king of insects and his partner The Grand Ceremony, this is a big event and cannot be delayed."

A trace of dissatisfaction flashed in Young Master Long's eyes: "It's also a big deal here, send more people over, and turn the entire blue star sea upside down for me."

"Then young master, what are we looking for?"

"A silver-tailed mermaid."

"What's so strange about mermaids?" the fat man wondered.

Young Master Long half-closed his eyelashes, remembering that little cutie that came out to 'save' him when he was testing his influence on nature last night, the little cutie thought he was drowning, and even kissed him, so timid and sensitive that he would die , I don't know which little mermaid came out.

"Of course it's strange. He stole my young master's first kiss. Shouldn't he get it back and make him responsible?" Young Master Long spoke like a hooligan, with a very arrogant tone.

The fat man had no choice but to follow suit, but he still didn't understand something, and said, "Master, did that mermaid just leave?"

"Correct."

"Then you were awake just now? Why didn't you catch him, so direct?"

Young Master Long looked at the assistant sent by his parents like a fool, and said, "Are you really stupid or fake? He obviously doesn't want to stay on the shore. After I wake up, I can't drag that little tail to stop people Let's go? Now if I go to him in the name of repaying my kindness, I can even find out where he lives, what his name is, and when he returns to the Mermaid Clan, isn't it justifiable?"

The fat man suddenly realized, and continued to call for someone to come over.

Young Master Long looked at the sea after being covered with a towel by his subordinates, feeling that this trip to Blue Star seemed to be quite profitable.

It's just that Master Long couldn't find the mermaid he was looking for after searching for a long time. When the mermaid returned to his shell, he was caught by the fishing net together, which shocked a large number of reporters, media and the embassy of the Mermaid Association on Earth.

The white-haired mermaid was sitting on a leather sofa in a conference room dedicated to receiving aliens. In front of him were two strangely dressed humans and two male mermaid officials.

The two parties quarreled furiously, only the person involved was still in a daze.

He saw that the Blue Star where he once lived also had small aircraft, and with robots and artificial intelligence, people's clothing became simpler and more advanced. Even the entire building was made of glass of unknown material. There is also a bracelet on the individual's wrist that replaces the ID card.

"That..." Yu Guixi slightly interrupted the conversation between the mermaid representative and the human representative, and said, "I want to ask, what time is it now?"

The representative of the mermaid tribe is very kind and gentle to Yu osmanthus. There are too few females in the mermaid tribe, and they are very delicate. Now there is an unknown female mermaid with amnesia on the earth. If there is a conspiracy theory, it can directly cause the two races to fight against each other!

"Honey, did you say you wanted to ask us about the time of the Mermaids?" said the representative of the Mermaids.

Yu osmanthus shook her head and said, "No, how many years is the earth now? When?"

Human representatives have seen many mermaids, but there is no mermaid that is so beautiful and full of protective desires. Someone with erratic eyes replied with a blushing face, "This year is [-]."

Yu Osmanthus twitched the corner of her mouth, counted with her fingers, and was shocked to find that...

Not only was he reborn, but he also fell asleep for more than 300 years!