Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

"Hey, Tie Dan, where do you think mommy is taking us?" The little angel lay down in the small box and played through the gap, and could see many pairs of feet passing by his eyes, some were very thin, some were very Fat, some in high heels, some in flip-flops.

The little devil lying lazily on the bottom of the small box said: "Where else can I go? That black shadow came out. I have a hunch that today we can get rid of the guy who swallowed Hou Wei's fragments. Let's recharge our batteries now and wait." Start working in a while."

The little angel didn't settle down, so he changed to another place and continued to peep, saying: "But why did mom dress like this? Doesn't he know that wearing such a short skirt can easily provoke perverts?"

The little devil said with a smile: "You have been with that Yu You for a long time, even the tone of your speech is exactly the same, which is annoying."

"Hey, how do you talk?" The little angel hates people saying who he looks like. He was originally separated from others, so he cares about it very much. Although he is small now, he still has big dreams. He wants to live as himself Fortunately, this dream will not be too far away from him, as long as he can get one more fragment, he will have a better chance of winning. Today he will definitely get the fragment of Sombra!

There are two winged elves locked inside the small goldfish box disguised as a cake box. No one would have thought that the people they passed by would have such a secret.

Secrets are really the most addictive thing in this world.

This is true for everyone.

For example, Yu You, who really followed Yu Osmanthus, hoped that his Xiao Yu would have no secrets to him, but this was unfair, because he himself was a secret, and his Xiao Yu knew nothing about it.丨Repressive and terrifying elder brother, so he should have no reason to control Yu Osmanthus like this.

However, the other party didn't care. He understood his brother's kindness to him, and he also accepted this kindness, so that this kindness would not be affected by their work and distance within a reasonable range.

Osmanthus Yu glanced at Yu You who was standing not far away against the wall, and showed a sweet smile. Such a beautiful and outstanding girl made many people on the street look sideways even if she was flat.

Yu Osmanthus immediately lowered her head, he didn't want everyone to see that he was a transvestite with underskirts.

He stood by the fountain in Central Park and waited for someone. He checked the time on his phone and found that 5 minutes had passed since the appointed time, so he stopped waiting and sat on a stool waiting for the shadow to arrive.

He put the small box next to his seat, looked at his skirt that just covered a little of his thighs and exposed long legs, and tugged on the hem of the skirt, but it didn't work, so he had no choice but to put his legs together at a slant, So that others will not casually see the fat corners of his clothes.

When the black shadow walked over, he saw Yu Osmanthus osmanthus sitting quietly beside the fountain in the sun. He could be seen at a glance. That person was deserted, with only a pair of peach blossom eyes. Osmanthus yu doesn't smile when she sees black shadows.

Yu osmanthus said to the casually dressed person wearing a black mask and sunglasses, "You're half an hour late." Her tone was very unkind.

Heiying shrugged and said, "I've arrived in time, the bus is not available right now, I'm in a hurry, it's really rush hour."

Osmanthus Yu raised her eyebrows and asked, "Do you still need to take the bus?"

"Of course, I'm a freelancer. I'm so poor that I'm almost out of luck recently." Heiying admired Osmanthus osmanthus from top to bottom and said, "But it's okay to treat a beauty to a meal."

Yu Guixi picked up the small box he put on the ground, and said, "No need, take away what you want, and then dismantle the bomb you put here!"

He lowered the voice of Osmanthus osmanthus a little, but it attracted a low laugh from Soi Ying, who had a high nose, it was a pity to be hidden under the mask.

Heiying said: "It's so cute, will you believe what I say?"

"What?" Yu Osmanthus frowned, but immediately came to her senses and said, "Are you kidding me?!"

Hei Ying quickly shook his hands, he put his arms around Yu Guixi's shoulders, and said, "I'm not playing tricks on you, I just want to treat you to dinner and go on a date with you."

Yu Osmanthus didn't understand what this black shadow was doing or what it wanted to do, but it didn't prevent him from observing the black shadow during the day. He found that this person was very different from what he saw at night, and there was something indescribable. Similarity and discord.

"But I don't want you to date me." Yu Guixi said, "I'm a man, and if you like women, you don't have to settle for it." Then, he tore off his wig, and the messy black hair fell on his face. His eyes were staring straight at the black shadow, and his plump lips were slightly raised due to anger, lips that were naturally suitable for kissing.

Hei Ying wasn't angry at all, he looked at Yu Osmanthus who was more fierce and glamorous, and said, "I don't mean anything else, of course I like you better now, you don't have to dress like this, I don't force you .”

As he said that, Hei Ying said, "Now, let the person who is following you go back, and let's go shopping for clothes, shall we?"

Listening to this man's slow and calm voice, Yu Guixi always felt a little familiar. He couldn't find anything that made him strange, but he knew that the black shadow today was different from the one he saw last night.

At least the character is different.

The black shadow at night was tougher, saying what he said, but now this one seemed to come here specially to make him happy.

Yu Osmanthus suspected that if she said that she would go to the amusement park later, people would agree.

"Okay, you wait." Since Yu Osmanthus already knew that there was no bomb planted here, she no longer worried about other things. She was willing to let her brother follow her because she was afraid that the shadow would bring someone over. If something unexpected happened It's also good to call the police.

Now there is no need for Yu Guixi to subconsciously feel that this person will not hurt him at all. Maybe this person has other plans, but he really has no malice towards him.

So all he needs to do is to secretly find a chance to catch this shadow.

Heiying is too proud, and most proud people don't bother to lie, so Yu Guixi believes that this person really only wants to have a meal with him or have a relationship with him.

That's fine, Yu Guixi needs other things to divert her attention from the death of Ye Xing, whom she liked before, and her dream of her ex-boyfriend licking her indescribably.

Thinking of this, Yu Osmanthus walked up to Yu You and said, "Brother, don't follow, he and I are going to the playground, it's not good for you to go, he has already seen you."

Yu You was originally sitting on a stone bench specially used to feed pigeons, but now she stood up, obediently, and said, "Okay, have a good time." What Yu You hopes most now is that Xiao Yu can completely leave those Those who hurt him, he himself can feel that time is running out, so maybe the peace now is the last peace, "Then call brother before you go home, and I will pick you up."

Yu osmanthus nodded, he leaned forward and kissed her brother on the cheek, which was a way of saying goodbye between them, but Yu You kissed back directly on the lips and said, "Remember to kiss here from now on."

Osmanthus Yu is now used to her brother's different kissing etiquette, but she still doesn't want to be seen outside, because he accepts her brother and himself acting like this. If others know that they are brothers, they will definitely feel disgusted and sick.

Yu osmanthus dodged a little, but she still didn't and couldn't dodge.

After bidding farewell to Yu You, Osmanthus Yu finally had a chance to be alone with Hei Ying to resolve their grievances.

Before he came, of course, he had been venturing with his captains, so he wasn't so stupid, and he came to anal this shadow by himself.

He really likes to do things freely by himself, unrestrained and casual, but when encountering major events, he knows what to do to minimize the loss.

When Osmanthus Yu was a good scientist, he would carefully observe the celestial bodies to see which stars might be inhabited by other creatures. Also always a lot.

Osmanthus yu likes new things, a bit disgusting likes the new and dislikes the old, and has some strange little problems. If someone wants to tie him up, he has to treat him well day after day and stay by his side forever, otherwise he will gradually forget about the other party. Quite heartless.

It seems that now, Yu Osmanthus had a good impression of Ye Xing before, and wanted to develop, and felt the sweet throbbing, but this person is gone, and he cried because he suspected Fang Yu's murder, and suspected that the person he liked so much before suddenly Disappeared, changed person.

In addition, there are many excellent men around him, some of which he himself knows, some of which he doesn't know, but it doesn't prevent him from being loved by everyone, so he will never be lonely.

For example, now he seldom thinks of Ye Xing who died while watching the magic show with him, and when he thinks of it, he just sighs for a while and then there is no more.

His cold nature is more heartless than his peach blossom eyes, and Yu Guixi knows this well.

"I don't want to eat, let's go to the amusement park."

Yu Guixi said: "There have been many street magic performances there recently, and I want to go."

Sombra had no reason to refuse, and said, "Okay."

The two didn't talk after that, only the two little angels and little devils hidden in the small box were whispering.

One said: "I suspect that this person is not Sombra." The little angel looked suspicious, pointing to the hair and said, "The hair style is different, that idiot Manya wouldn't like this hairstyle, his wigs are all black curly hair .”

The little devil said: "It doesn't matter, anyway, it's just a split body, and we can act after we let mother sleep."

"Yes, I will eat him." The little angel smiled.

The little devil quit and corrected, "Wait, what we mean by cooperation is that I want to eat first!"

"What does it matter?" The little angel frowned, "We will appear in one body as a dual personality in the end anyway, does it make any difference who invades and devours first?" The two little guys have long planned to get rid of their current bodies, All the splinters know that time is running out.

The black shadow glanced at the small box Yu Osmanthus was carrying, and smiled contemptuously. The faint voice was blown away by the wind, and no one heard it.

And when they walked to the playground, the magician Wuming who was wandering nearby happened to be drinking coffee in the cartoon cafe inside. When he smelled the four energy fragments, the corners of Wuming's lips curled up, he...

It's time for a killing spree!

Wuming put down his coffee cup, stood up and straightened his cuff buttons, looked up to look for the people who were about to end their lives, and unexpectedly saw Yu Osmanthus and others who had just approached the garden.

Wuming was slightly startled, and suddenly frowned, Gusu who was about to be digested and fused in his body smiled and said: "Xiao Yu is here again, so good..."

"Oh, the four energy nuclear fragments delivered to the door..."

Gusu let out a horrified laugh, and continued: "There is one man beside him, and there are two in the box he is carrying. Who is the other one? It's so strange... Wait! It turns out that Xiao Yu also has a fragment Ah! God!"

"So you're going to kill him?" Gusu sneered, "There's finally a reason for what you've always wanted to do, don't just talk about it, take action and prove that you won't be affected by those so-called feelings , you are an independent person, a new student!"

Another weak voice sounded in the magician's mind, it was Ye Xing's voice: "Shut up, you are very noisy."

Gu Su said: "I'm not arguing, I'm helping him see himself clearly, last time he had a chance to kill Xiao Yu, but he didn't do it, he made an excuse that it was too late, now the time has come, let's do it , prove to us that you are more worthy of a new life than all of us!"

The magician listened to the words in his mind as if he was uttering them, the hand holding the wooden table was trembling slightly, and directly squeezed out a few holes in the table, and sawdust fell to the ground. After a long time, he smiled lightly and said: "I will."