Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

Minister Gu Ming used to be the confidant of the Zerg King. His name was Will. He was a handsome and strong male Zerg with a wrinkled face.

Will has a hobby, that is to watch war movies, the kind of brilliant and cruel battles, all the collisions of sparks and passion, the contest between life and death, everything makes him fascinated.

When Will was young, he was also an admiral of the Zerg race. As the admiral who commanded the three border planets, he almost had the strength to match the high-tech of the main planet. As long as he wanted, he could turn back and fight back. Immediately called himself the insect king!

But he didn't, he was born with no interest in power, as long as it allowed him to fight, he was happier than anything else.

Will never got married all his life, and mixed with another male Zerg for half his life, and then planned to get a certificate to be considered married. After marriage, his other half adopted an orphan, a girl, and the family of three was considered happy.

Will and the Insect King are classmates, and they fought to the death when they were children. In the Mech Colosseum, the two were very close to each other.

Also because of this, Will's attitude towards the Zerg King is different from others, and he has a strong sense of justice that is not afraid of anything and nothing to build a better Zerg together.

The worm king also loves and hates this friend. What he likes is that this person is indeed very useful for their three galaxies to jointly repel the monsters of the opposite sex. But on the other hand, he has no respect for him, the worm king. People who say what they say make him feel very embarrassed.

So in peacetime, the worm king relieved Will of his duties and let him go home and live a chic life with his man.

Insect King married his second wife in the same year.

For many years after that, the Worm King only met Will at court banquets. The two of them reminiscing about the past and chatting about the past was also very beautiful, but they never returned to the passionate and aggressive days before. up.

Now that the Zerg has experienced an unprecedented rebellion, Will is not happy at all.

His man Mike asked him: "There is going to be a war soon, and your favorite war is raging again, and the battle armor is colliding, why don't you laugh?"

Will has a manly beard and gray hair, but his eyes are not cloudy and full of wisdom. He said to his half-merfolk partner beside him, "You don't understand, this time is different from before. Same."

"What's the difference, anyway, there's blood everywhere, crying and screaming everywhere, you like it."

"I don't like it. It's all the mess left by that old fool. I told him long ago that the Zerg should only marry one wife in their life. He is good, and he can't control the lower body." Old Will cursed and died. The Zerg King, even if the previous Zerg King had a high prestige among the Zerg clan and had merits handed down from generation to generation, he still scolded him, "Ordinary Zerg clans follow such rules, and the royal family should lead by example."

"Wait, you Zergs don't seem to have a law that only allows monogamy and one partner dies and the other must be a widow." Said the half-mermaid partner.

"No."

The half-mermaid rolled his eyes: "So it's none of his business, how could he know that he would be so difficult after death? But we don't have to be afraid, the energy core belongs to His Royal Highness, and now our army is ready Now, as long as he can swallow all the energy core fragments back, he can go to war, and we will definitely win!"

The half-mermaid Mike has a lot of confidence in His Highness the Prince. He grew up on the main star of the Insect Star since he was a child. He has seen His Royal Highness single out his father, throw him out and stab him mercilessly, killing the King of Insects. A picture of an arm.

All kinds of cruelty make people happy.

Of course, His Royal Highness dared to do this because of the powerful healing ability of their royal family, which can heal their own wounds. Any bodily fluid has the same effect, but it will be slower than self-healing. Some.

"If it was the former prince, then I wouldn't worry about it, but now..." Minister Gu Ming stroked his beard and said, "He is no longer what he used to be, he was cut into eleven pieces by himself. There are ten split bodies, one of which is still empty, do you know what this means?"

"What do you mean?" Mike is a hybrid born of a love between a mermaid and a Zerg, so he is not a fishtail.

Today's merfolk males are interchangeable between fish tails and human legs, not so much for female merfolk, who have always had fish tails.

Mermaids were hermaphroditic creatures earlier, that is, tens of thousands of years ago, so after evolution, the mermaids have four genders.

One is masculine appearance, masculine constitution; masculine appearance, female constitution; there are also female appearance, masculine constitution and female appearance, female constitution. They are as open as Zerg, so it doesn't matter how you combine them.

Mike belongs to the first type, so he and Will, who is also male, cannot conceive.

Their daughter found them a son-in-law, and now they have eggs.

"I said Will, don't scare me. We all know that the queen is now determined to be the insect king, but this is impossible. Enslave males at will, let males become the bottom servants, and make the entire Zerg race Reverting to the previous monarchy丨autocratic丨, which itself violates history, is impossible, and those who use the queen are also guys with bad views, and we will definitely win."

Will said, "Have you ever thought about what will happen if the prince can't come back?"

"Why can't you come back?" Mike didn't know the secrets of the royal family, and Will didn't know it before, but when the worm king was dying, after their night talk, Will understood the connection of many royal bloodlines and why every day A generation of insect kings is stronger than the last.

"Before we were attacked on the main star and almost couldn't come back. In order to ensure that the energy core was not taken away, we took out ten of ourselves..."

"Yes, are you old and confused? I know this." Mike was looking at the strategic layout, and determined their plan from the news he received from spying. By the way, he said sarcastically, "Let's talk about the key points."

"His Royal Highness has already chosen the Crown Princess."

"I know this too." Mike thinks it doesn't matter, free love, even if it's a human being, or a rare animal, it's so emotional to marry back.

"That's not what it means. Listen to me. Every time the royal family gives birth to their first child, they have already inherited half of the energy of the previous generation of insect kings. This includes a rule passed down from generation to generation by the royal family. It is the first generation of insect kings who dote on themselves. What the queen made out, as long as they believe that each other is their other half, after kissing, the queen will have the ability to check the whereabouts of the insect king at any time."

Mike laughed: "What the hell is this?" Very boring ability.

Will said: "This is terrifying. The queen can exchange souls with the Zerg King and give any instructions. They jointly control the Zerg. This is a gift from the first Zerg King to his wife."

Mike froze for a moment, and said, "This...is ridiculous!" He paused for a few seconds before recovering his voice, and said, "No wonder I always thought the Bug King was a bit strange, so, what's going on now? His Highness the Crown Prince has found his Crown Princess...it shouldn't matter, right?"

Will said: "It's very relevant. After the energy core is divided into ten parts, one part is empty. This proves that the prince signed a partner contract with that human being before that. They can exchange souls. Now the queen and the others also know that the prince There is a human being who cares very much, if that human being tells about the fact that he can exchange souls with the prince, we will definitely lose!"

There may be many twists and turns and complicated stories in the middle, but the final outcome must be a loss.

Humans are too weak.

In Will's view, human beings are so cute, weak and petite, even lying and crying are so cute, but they also have a fatal weakness.

That is, it is easy to be influenced by emotions.

Now the prince, the only hope of the Zerg race, has begun to have feelings that he shouldn't have because of the influence of this human being. This is definitely not a good thing.

"That's why you asked those people not to protect that human, so that that human can die casually without affecting the prince?" Mike said, "You should actually communicate with the prince first..."

"No!" Will said, sitting on the leather sofa in the stargazing room on the top floor of the spacecraft, "There are some things that the king doesn't need to know, they have more important things to do, the rest is our job, we will deal with it Well, if necessary, if the Queen finds the Crown Princess and uses him to threaten the Crown Prince, I don't mind killing him myself."

"Your Highness will hate you." Mike smiled sadly and said, "What's more, do you have no confidence in Your Highness? I believe he can protect the Crown Princess very well, or let the Crown Princess come to our spaceship directly. It's also very good, our rear base is very safe, and I will be with him."

Will felt that this was indeed a solution, and said: "Very well, there is still time. According to the earth, there are still about seven days. Baby, you should go and say it. The prince probably doesn't want to see me now."

Mike said helplessly: "Okay, leave it to me, I will directly contact the princess when necessary, so it will be fine."

"I also want to end all this absurdity early so that I can go back and meet Nasha and the little grandson." Thinking of this, Mike smiled, stood up and put on his hat and said, "Very well, I'm leaving now. Check the formation of the army and see if there is any information sent to change the raid plan at any time."

Minister Gu Ming stroked his beard and said: "I know, I know, you go quickly, and let the prince get ready to recover the fragmented body."

"it is good."

……

After experiencing the strange scene last time, Osmanthus Yu discovered that the men around him seemed to have a common secret. This secret made their relationship better, and they no longer looked at each other badly.

It's just that Osmanthus Yu found that something was wrong with him. He couldn't remember what he had done a few days ago. According to his brother, he had a little fever and was confused, so his brother took him to the hospital to have a look. Stay in the villa.

There is also the problem of work. He should go to the laboratory after he quit his lecture job at the school, but the laboratory exploded for some reason, and he couldn't contact the person in charge at all. Only after reading the news did he know that it was poisonous gas. leakage.

Now it's all right, Heiying hasn't been caught yet, he can't go back to the bureau, the school doesn't want to go, and the matter of taking care of that big guy Hou Wei is blown, what is he doing?

Osmanthus Yu hasn't been so idle for a long time.

He was either catching bad guys everywhere or doing crime analysis and traveling around, but now he suddenly stopped to feel life, and he didn't know how to proceed to the next step.

He didn't want to travel, go out to play, or sit still, so he continued with his plan, using the two little boys to attract the black shadow.

He still remembered that Soi Ying wanted the worm egg, and now that the worm egg had hatched, Soi Ying would know, no matter how he got it, anyway, Osmanthus Yu must catch that person this time!

But this time, Yu You's attitude was very firm. He decided not to touch these strange creatures again with Osmanthus fragrans, and said, "If you're bored, why don't you come to my brother's company?"

"Go to your job to be your secretary or assistant?" Yu Guixi said helplessly, "I don't want to do this, I just want to go back, and I can go back only if I catch Soi Ying, it's really boring now."

Yu You had no choice, he always had nothing to do with Osmanthus Yu, so what he could do was to stay by Osmanthus Yu's side all the time, for fear that he would be wronged a little more.

Osmanthus Yu felt strange that her brother was so worried about her attitude, he was very uncomfortable, especially when facing Fang Yu who occasionally came over to watch him, he was even more so uncomfortable!

Although several days have passed since the day of the dream, Osmanthus Yu still remembers the scene of Fang Yu licking her back.

Doesn't Fang Yu dislike it?

Osmanthus Yu felt that he disliked himself, so every time he saw Fang Yu, he felt very uncomfortable, and wanted to be more generous, so Yu You often saw his precious brother shy and affectionate when he saw Fang Yu The appearance of pulse, not to mention the gnashing of teeth.

Fang Yu also felt that his baby Xiao Yu was a bit broken, don't tell me what the hell that split body Yu You is trying to do.

As a result, the atmosphere in the crowd became tense again, as if everyone remembered each other's life-and-death stand and ending.

The weather was fine that day. Osmanthus Yu was at home playing with two young ladies playing with building blocks. Out of boredom, she received a call from an unfamiliar number. After Osmanthus Yu connected, the other party did not speak. He was about to hang up When the other person said:

"Hey, why are you in such a hurry? I haven't figured out what I want you to do today."

The corner of Yu Guixi's mouth twitched, she would never forget this person's voice even if she died!

This was what he had been waiting for for a long time—the black shadow.

"So it's you." Yu Guixi sat on the sofa with a smile, chatted with the person on the other end of the phone, and made a 'shh' gesture to the slightly probing gaze of her brother.

"Of course it's me. You want to see me, so I'm here." Soi Ying was still inexplicably dishonest.

Yu osmanthus curled her lips and said, "Well, you're here, but I don't think you're here to look for me, you want something from me, right?"

The two little Zhengtai who were compared to things puffed up their cheeks like two little flying hamsters, expressing their dissatisfaction.

Yu Osmanthus tapped the two little ones with her fingertips, and continued: "Do you know how much trouble you gave me last time? Do you know how long I have been looking for you? Now you Where?"

The wind was very strong on the other side of the phone, and Yu Guixi could hear the sound of the wind blowing from here.

"Don't be so anxious, let's take our time, shall we follow the procedure?" Heiying said slowly, "Now there is a bomb on my side, buried in the fountain in Zhongxin Street Park, look out the window, You can see many old people and children walking and playing in the park."

Yu Osmanthus suddenly lost her smile, how could he have forgotten that Sombra is not only an elegant thief but also a violent person, with blood on his hands.

"What do you want to do?"

"Don't do anything." Sombra chuckled, the voice was a little distorted on the phone, "I just want you to be obedient, so I have to make a little preparation, I think, you don't want that fountain to 'bang' One sound, what happened..."

Yu Osmanthus didn't want to be joking this time, he said coldly, "What do you want me to do? Give you the two hatched little ones?"

Heiying said: "No, I sent you a package, just like last time, put on the clothes in the gift box, put the two little guys in the small box inside, and bring them out together, it's very simple, right?"

"I haven't received any packages."

"I will receive it soon." Soi Ying hung up the phone immediately after finishing speaking.

Yu Osmanthus didn't need to think about it to know that Hei Ying, a womanizer, must have sent him those things again, maybe to make him feel ashamed, but if he was asked to stuff something into it this time, Yu Osmanthus would definitely not stuff it. of!

He is very repulsive, but I don't know why he is so repulsive, obviously last time he stuffed it very happily and felt very comfortable...

"Whose phone number?" Yu You asked while flipping through the newspaper after Yu Guihua hung up the phone.

Yu osmanthus didn't want Yu You to worry, so she said, "Friend, ask me out to play."

"Which friend?" Yu You continued to ask.

Osmanthus Yu continued to edit: "Netizen, you don't know."

After making up the reason, Yu Osmanthus waited for a while, and indeed he received a package. He took the package back to the bedroom to unpack it, opened the exquisite box, and took out a suspender dress and a long black straight top. wig……

——It's really thoughtful, even has a wig.

Yu osmanthus searched the box for a long time, but couldn't find any indescribable things that might have been stuffed in. She was relieved, and put on the white skirt that narrowed her waist in two or three strokes without any psychological burden. Then put on a wig to cover the edges and corners that only some men have. In an instant, Osmanthus Yu stared at herself in the mirror in a daze for a second.

Then Yu Osmanthus thought of a serious question.

He's all dressed up, and his brother is still outside, how can he get out? ? ?

Is it possible that he should go out generously?

What did he say?

Osmanthus Yu's head was muddled, and she didn't think of any reason, but at this moment, Yu You directly opened the door of Osmanthus Yu's room, and just about to say something, her mouth was slightly opened, but she paused and hesitated for a while , calmly praised:

"Xiao Yu looks good like this."

Yu Beloved Brother Kuangmo You once again expressed his love for Xiao Yu: "But you can't go out like this, there are many perverts outside."

Osmanthus Yu felt that her brother was going to say that he was going out with her in the next sentence.

"So, I want to go with you to meet your friend, and I can't refute."

Osmanthus Yu: "...I, I'm on a date, brother, it's not good for you to be like this."

Yu You: "What's wrong?"

"I'm dating online, and the other party doesn't even know I'm a man." Yu Osmanthus continued to bite the bullet.

Knowing that her brother had something to hide from her, Yu You was silent for half a second, and said, "I'll follow you far away..." This was the last compromise of the brother who was worried about his brother.