Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

Today in 2217, the desire for control in the bones of men obviously has not been improved by the discovery of another human being who lives like themselves outside the universe. They are still self-sufficient and very satisfied with the current situation.

They can tolerate their lover's occasional small proposals, but they still have to decide on the big direction before they can implement it. They like to control everything, whether they want the garden to look grand or delicate, whether they want noodles or fritters for breakfast, and That is, the most basic, who should he choose to marry.

It is true that same-sex marriage has become one of the three main streams nowadays, heterosexual marriage is a tradition, same-sex marriage is normal, people who marry a tree, a cat, a pillow and a small bean... Well, there is still work to be done .

Although Osmanthus Yu is used to being free and easy, she still likes to control her own life. For example, when to change her hairstyle, when to get breast implants, and when to find a boyfriend, these are all up to him. His brother There is no way to manage it.

But apart from her own problems, Yu Guixi desperately needs a helper.

It's not that he can't live without others, it's just that he's not used to it.

He is used to being reminded when to go to work, when to eat a nutritious meal, when to go to bed, when to get out of the bathtub, especially when he is sick, he likes to be fed with milk, which makes him feel very warm .

But these are all small problems that Fang Yu got used to.

He has been used to it for more than ten years. Within two years after Fang Yu just left, he was indeed very sad, but his life just became very bad. He was a bit like an idiot who knew nothing about life. I figured it out, and just about to start to adapt to my own life, his brother came back to find him, and expressed that he would live with him and take care of him for the rest of his life.

From then on, Osmanthus yu began to live a life of her own choice, not caring about anything else.

There will be countless delicacies in front of him, he only needs to choose which one he likes, and there will be countless beautiful and fashionable clothes in front of him, he can choose to keep some or both.

This is his control over himself, although it is small, but it is also control, and he is willing or doesn't care to hand over all his other problems to Yu You, after all, this is his closest person.

Yu Osmanthus Yu is doing multiple-choice questions right now, facing five people who he is familiar with or has only met once, he said: "Excuse me, gentlemen, Ye Xing and I made an appointment to go home for dinner before, if you If you have anything to do with me, please call me early or contact me in any way you can think of."

"Oh, by the way, Fang Yu, you don't need it. It's useless to contact me. I refuse." Yu Guihua said, then walked to Ye Xing's side, put her hand on Ye Xing's palm, and showed a decent smile. "Okay, then, this young master." He turned to Manya, "There are also Fang Yu and Yao Sanxia, ​​I have to go, I'm so sorry." He looked over one by one.

Yao Sanxia smiled and said: "Oh, it doesn't matter, I just thought you might go back with me, so I stopped by to have a look, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

Manya on the side was not so easy to dismiss, and said, "Are you dating?"

Manya is a person who likes romance. He looks a bit out of tune and too avant-garde, but his heart is romantic, so: "I don't mind being a light bulb." .

"Besides, it's not that I remembered wrongly. Last night, on the rooftop, Officer Yu and Heiying seemed to have just played a game. You changed people so quickly today, so I thought I might try it too. Try, give me a chance." Manya is young and likes to smile, with a dimple at the corner of her mouth, her smile is more evil than any model, like a born bad guy, and girls like to be bad to themselves Bad boys like to take risks, so it might be useful for Manya to treat them like this, but Yu Guixi doesn't like this.

He can't say exactly what he likes, but without exception, everyone he likes loves him very, very much, has a nice voice, and the ability to make him happy. Finally, the basic conditions are, The face must be utterly handsome.

"No chance, go home and comfort your dad. He lost an egg that belongs to the national protection level. Also, I'm not interested in children."

"Don't be like this, I'm being coquettish." Manya said with a smile, "By the way, are you going home? Whose home? Is Officer Yu your home? Oh, then I'll just pay a visit to Mr. Yu You. Thank you for coming to my grown-up party yesterday."

The corner of Yu Guixi's mouth twitched, but she didn't know what to say, so she laughed angrily.

Then he looked at Fang Yu, there was something wrong with this person since he came back, Yu Osmanthus felt a little bit from the first time he saw it, but now he felt something wrong even more.

Not only was Fang Yu's state at that time, but also his temperament. Looking at his eyes, he seemed a little dazed and unwilling. Moreover, Fang Yu hadn't taken any action against him for so long because of what he said last time. hit?

But Yu Osmanthus didn't want to get entangled anymore. No matter how much he felt that Fang Yu was wrong, he was only discovered by the strange attraction shown by the other party. He was just curious, and didn't want this bastard to invade his life again. He would have a good time with Ye Xing This has two advantages, for example, in front of my brother, it can be regarded as a little...that kind of sense of self-security, and it also rejects Sombra and Fang Yu's strange and unnecessary feelings for him.

The big man Hou Wei spoke at this time, he said: "It's strange, since everyone wants to have dinner with you, Xiao Yu, why don't we go together?"

Listening to these words, Osmanthus Yu felt wrong no matter how they heard them.

It was as if someone was telling him, Emma, ​​if there are so many people chasing you, then you should agree to it together; if so many people want to fuck you, you should do it together...

No, wait a minute, Yu Osmanthus thinks that he hasn't re-enacted that much, and he will die with all his might.

Moreover, he doesn't want to settle down, his man must be the best and the best!

"This is not good. Today is a small family reunion." Yu Osmanthus said to the big Hou Wei, "And you, the teacher told you, don't follow me, right? Go have dinner with your friends Ah, good."

Hou Wei stood alone among the crowd, very abrupt and unconscious, scratched his hair, showed a smile on his mature and profound face, and said: "But I want to follow you, they all say that I want to do whatever I want. Yes, that's why I came to this school, otherwise why would I come?"

——God, what happened to this school that is obviously the most insane, to beg such a big, stupid guy?

Yao Sanxia, ​​who has been watching this farce, has already sat back in the car. He has already stepped on the accelerator, but he dare not leave first. He doesn't know what he is waiting for. He silently looks at the Yu Osmanthus, such a good person, is holding a man who is worthy of him, but what are you waiting for?

His car was a cheap car he bought a few years ago. He didn't think about what to do, it was just for transportation. Yesterday he was so shameful that his messy room was seen by Yu osmanthus. When he came here today, he only saw a few A briar rose was in full bloom, so it was pinched off to give to Osmanthus yu, and the person on Osmanthus yu's arm over there brought a packaged whole bouquet of lilies.

What the hell is he expecting?

He should have been silent.

"Okay, forget it, let's go together, I don't care."

Suddenly, he heard Yu Osmanthus say that.

"Ah?" Yao Sanxia replied in a daze.

Yu Osmanthus came over and said to Yao Sanxia: "I should thank you yesterday. I forgot to tell you today, my brother and I are reconciled." The latter sentence Yu Osmanthus whispered into Yao Sanxia's ear, " You come too, my brother must want to thank you."

When Yao Sanxia came over with Osmanthus fragrans wearing her own clothes, she subconsciously crushed the wild roses and hid them where Osmanthus fragrans could not see, and said with a smile, "Okay, I am very happy." The sad little newcomer has turned back into the younger generation who once admired the youth so much that he dared not approach him. He will probably be like this forever, "I'll go."

As for the big man who insisted on following, Yu Guixi had no choice but to stuff him into Manya's car, which was driving a convertible sports car.

Manya was not very friendly but she didn't show it, she just acted like a mischievous child, adjusting the seat to the big man Hou Wei so that it was crowded, and let the big man huddle in the co-pilot, like a big rice dumpling trapped in a pot.

And Mr. Zongzi said to Yu Osmanthus foolishly: "I'm so happy, it seems that coming to this school is right, I think I will encounter good things, so happy."

Fang Yu is always very quiet, and Yu Osmanthus subconsciously glances at that person, but turns away quickly. After all, he has decided to treat Fang Yu only as a colleague, and as a colleague, he should not be treated differently unless he is actually I still can't forget this person...

Osmanthus Yu asked Ye Xing to accompany her and her brother to dinner because she wanted to show that she had a boyfriend, or subconsciously wanted to tell her brother that she didn't want to do wrong things, so if there were more people... the more comfortable he would be.

And these are also considered friends, if there is time, Yu Osmanthus would like to call the captain and deputy team to bring their subordinates together, turning today's noon into a dinner with friends.

So, just like that, four cars and six people drove in the direction of Yu Osmanthus Yu's mansion.

And waiting at home, Yu You, who had only prepared three chairs, received a call from his baby brother at this time, he connected, and heard his brother say: "Brother, I may not only bring Ye Xing back, but let the kitchen do more. Let's eat."

Yu You frowned slightly, and tapped lightly on the armrest of the white chair with her fingers, regularly and slowly, as if she was adjusting something: "How many?"

Yu Guixi said: "Well, including me, there are six people in total."

Yu You suddenly said seriously: "They are all your boyfriends?"

"No! Brother, what are you thinking?! None, only one is developing, and the others are colleagues and friends." Yu Guixi admired her brother's brain circuit very much.

After hearing the explanation, Yu You stopped tapping on the handrail, looked out the window at the unknown bird on the window sill, and said, "Oh, it's my brother who wanted to go wrong, okay, there's no problem, come on, I'll let you They're getting ready."

"Well, thank you brother." Yu Osmanthus said suddenly.

Hearing these words, Yu You smiled, pinched the knuckles of her fingers with one hand, and said, "Don't ever say thank you to me, Xiao Yu, it's all right, you are my only one."

Hearing these words before, Osmanthus Yu was always very happy, he would reply 'You are also my only brother', now he would pause for a moment, but when he thought of Teacher Xifu's words to enlighten him, he felt that it was too much to maintain the same The best way is to say: "You are my little cutie brother."

After finishing speaking, Osmanthus Yu hung up the phone, and one could imagine Yu You's expression when she heard that she was called cute.

Ye Xing on the side didn't wear sunglasses when he was driving. He took off all the camouflage and so on, so the side face exposed was extremely handsome, especially the bridge of the nose, which was very tall. He asked, "Are you sure you are talking to me?" Is your brother talking?"

"What?" Osmanthus Yu held a bouquet of lilies, wondering, "Is there a problem?"

Ye Xing narrowed his light gray eyes slightly, and said, "It's okay, I just feel that you are very close."

"Yes, very dear. I am the only relative. If you were me, you would do the same."

Ye Xing smiled noncommittally.

……

In a certain corner of the earth, a few black things suddenly fell from the sky, but no one noticed, so when the black things were found by a crow in the grass.

The crow flapped its wings and took those huge 'ostrich eggs' as its own. It even sat on them in an attempt to hatch them.

The eggshell shattered within a few seconds, crackling, crackling, but the beak protruding from it was not a bird's beak.

It was a hand that looked like a baby, but with more distinct joints. It was covered with green mucus, and then slowly broke open the eggshell and crawled out from inside.

When the contents of the three eggs come out, you can vaguely see that they are three little girls, but it is a bit weird. The girls have their hair stuck together, naked, and grow up with each step. After a minute, when they finally came to the side of the road, they could already be seen standing and walking, with quick movements.

They communicated with each other, and seemed to understand what they were going to do when they came to Earth, so they closed their eyes and sensed together, and finally headed towards the south together...

Afterwards, there were news reports that there were crazy young girls streaking around in the suburbs. Housewives and men were asked to be careful and put up notices, hoping to see them identified and tell the police their whereabouts.

Afterwards, someone in the main city of central Beijing reported to the police that his clothing store had been robbed, and the other party was three beautiful ladies, and the most outrageous thing was that they coveted their beauty and molested their chest muscles!

The policeman who received the report looked at the tall and thick man in front of him, said "oh" indifferently, and continued to take notes.

"Hey! What I said is true!" The strong man raised his orchid and pointed at the weeping pear flower, "I haven't found a man to marry yet, and I was touched before marriage. How do you tell me to live?"

……

Different stories are being staged every day in this city center where every inch of land is expensive.

Obviously, the most recent protagonists are a group of streakers, but this is nothing new, so no one cares about it.

They prefer to watch the gossip of celebrities or the intensification of conflicts between several regions on the earth, as well as the conflict between xenophobes and alliances that accept aliens. This world is so thrilling, as if they have paid attention to it, commented If you really participate in it, you forget your own life.

On this day, the Yu family in Fuhao District opened its iron gates and welcomed several cars of different styles.

The servants lined up busily, bowing down respectfully, the bodyguards closed the iron gate in good time, all the surveillance cameras were working normally, and even the hounds in the corner were awake.

There was only a piece of refreshing green on the huge lawn, and the double doors of the mansion were open. Everyone got out of the car, handed the car to the housekeeper, and then entered one by one.

The first step is the three-step marble staircase, and the gray carpet covered with delicate cashmere blankets is on the way up. The decoration of the hall is extraordinarily luxurious, as if every step you take is towards the pinnacle of power.

The owner of this mansion sat on the sofa with his legs crossed. When he saw the guests coming, he stood up with a smile that was so light that it was almost invisible. He was as indifferent as the outside world said. He just nodded with the guests, and then He went towards the black-haired young man walking in the middle, hugged the young man's waist, and put a kiss on the lips, saying, "You're back?"

Yu Osmanthus was a little skeptical now, brother really just wanted to make kissing into their daily greeting habit, there was no other meaning to it, before he refused, whether it was because he felt awkward, or because of his ability to exchange souls You can't use it on your brother.

Now it doesn't matter, because yesterday I had already kissed Yu You in reverse, and then I punched Yu You and ran away, so there is no soul exchange quota, Yu You is already in the quota, whatever you want Kiss is fine.

But Fang Yu, Yao Sanxia, ​​the big Hou Wei, Manya and Ye Xing who were watching this scene showed slightly strange eyes at the same time.

It wasn't until Yu Osmanthus looked at them that everyone hid their strangeness.

Yu Guixi introduced: "Brother, let me introduce you. This is Yao Sanxia. You have met him before. This is Fang Yu. Both of them are my colleagues. This is my student in class today, named Hou Wei. This is Ye Xing, you should have seen him on TV, this is..."

"This is Mr. Mandy's son, I know, Manya."

Yu You said calmly.

Yu Osmanthus didn't think there was anything inconsiderate about Yu You's treatment of these people. His brother had always been like this, except for being kind to himself.

"Then, as you have seen, this is my brother, Yu You."

The other five people didn't know whether it was a real coincidence or a strange induction, but they said together: "Hello, brother."

Mr. Yu You's smile froze for a second, and he said coldly, "It's better to call me Mr. Yu."