Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

Perhaps children's memory of the past is always vague, and the memory is a villain who likes to deceive others, so they always think that the past they think is their own past.

And when a certain scene has been fantasized in my mind countless times, then this scene seems to have really happened.

Ye Xing's childhood was probably unfortunate. Contrary to his name, he had no father or mother. He came from somewhere and was adopted into a wealthy family. When he entered this family, he was almost an adult. The parents are not close, but the family are good people - good people until they lost their real son.

If there is anything in this world that makes people suffer the most, Ye Xing used to say that there is no food to eat, but now he thinks that living in this boring world is the most painful thing.

In his spiritual world, there is such a world full of spaceships and powerful forces, including disgusting slug monsters, gorgeous aurora and the light ball in his palm. Ye Xing always thought that his childhood dream had not yet awakened, but In fact, the feeling was so real that he often felt like he was dreaming at this moment.

The only thing that made him feel real was a picture.

Seems like it happened when he was a kid.

He was sitting on a swing in a yard, and when he suddenly looked up, he saw a beautiful black-haired child sitting on the wall.

The child's eyes are very big, with the sun behind him, the outlines around him are covered with a layer of brilliance.

The child smiled at him, stretched out his hand and said something to him, he stood up and walked over, as if walking into a dream that he never wanted to wake up for the rest of his life.

He didn't know who the child was, but he remembered this scene deeply, so he often practiced that scene on the drawing board.

No matter which house he is in, there will always be a pair of paintings like that, some are watercolors, some are oil paintings, and some are simple sketches, and he never tires of it.

But ever since he met this lazy cat-like Osmanthus osmanthus, Ye Xing found that he seldom draws any more. He seemed to have stepped back from a dream to reality, and suddenly everything around him became real. Maybe he There are still some problems in itself, such as his physique or something else, but his heart suddenly became peaceful.

It was as if at this time, he accidentally received a call from Yu Osmanthus, and after connecting, the audience hosts and the lighting and atmosphere around him seemed to emit fluctuations that he could receive. He was not just acting, he was Showing his true expression, a little joyful, a little expectant, charming and eye-catching.

"Well, Xiao Yu, why did you think of calling me?" He lowered his eyes and asked.

Yu Osmanthus was still walking towards the teaching building. As he walked, he looked at his own shadow and said, "Sending text messages is too troublesome. By the way, didn't you mean to meet? How about today's noon? "

Ye Yingdi gave a 'huh' and said, "Okay, no problem, I'll fix the restaurant."

But Osmanthus Yu said: "No need, my brother will also come at noon, he likes to eat at only a few restaurants he frequents, don't you choose?"

Yingdi Ye was stunned, then smiled and said: "I don't choose, but, have you met your parents now? Should I dress more formally?"

After finishing speaking, Osmanthus Yu seemed to hear the commotion on Yingdi Ye's side, buzzing as if a large group of people were talking: "Strange? Are you outside? I heard voices from your side."

Ye Yingdi glanced at the fans in the studio, showed a doting smile and said, "Well, I'm actually working."

Yu Guixi took it for granted that it might be filming or something, and said: "If you are late, hang up first, call me at noon today, and you come to pick me up, or I will ask my brother to pick me up, and then we will meet at the restaurant .”

"No, I'll go pick you up, my side will be over soon." Ye Yingdi said, "By the way, you haven't answered the few questions I asked you."

"What's the question?" Just as Yu Osmanthus asked, she remembered those few text messages, saying something like 'do you miss me' kind of nasty question.

Yu Osmanthus fragrans looked a little lighter in the sun, her gentle eyes were shining with dazzling light, she hooked the corners of her mouth, and began to tease Ye Yingdi, who was probably in public, and said, "Well...of course I miss you ..."

"Thinking of your lips, thinking of your slightly parted lips, thinking of your tongue, wanting to stir your mouth deeply so that you can't breathe, wanting to reach into your clothes and touch the rows of abdomen Muscles, and then go up and pinch your pectoral muscles..." Yu Guihua began to lower her voice, revealing ambiguity and temptation.

"I also want to take off your pants, rub your ass, and turn you over, spread your legs, or let yourself spread your legs... have a good time together..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa isn' than finished.

Yu osmanthus froze for a moment, but didn't realize what was going on there, so she asked, "What's the matter? It seems like a concert is going on over there."

Ye Yingdi smiled lowly, his smile was very pretty and handsome, he quickly made several quiet gestures and said to Yu Osmanthus on the phone: "It's nothing, it's just that you are too naughty..."

"You don't come here." Yu Osmanthus was numb in the ear sockets of the other party's laughter. He couldn't stand such a magnetic voice, just like his brother and Fang Yu, both of them were like this. It doesn't matter if other people's ears can bear it or not, what if you get pregnant!

"Anyway, I won't be on the bottom. If we really get to that point in the future, how about just having a fight and whoever wins will be on the top?" Yu Osmanthus was very eager to try, he was so fucking old, The first time I still didn't give it out, after all, it was just slightly better than Yao Sanxia's.

No matter, this time, if this person is not some criminal terrorist, even if he is a monster, he wants it too.

And having fucked the alien/monster the first time, he should be an attacking legend.

Speaking of which, Yingdi Ye seems to have recovered his physique very well, the kind that can not be broken no matter how he plays, um, it should be delicious.

——Comrade Xiao Yu was obviously thinking too much, but he still felt very happy.

Ye Xing agreed: "Okay, you can do whatever you want."

The two talked flirtatiously for a while in public, and for a while they talked sexually, and occasionally hurt each other. The atmosphere was very good. When the phone was finally about to hang up, nearly 10 minutes had passed.

All the audience at the scene of recording the show suddenly burst out with countless questions they wanted to ask.

The host hurriedly took control of the scene and said, "Ye Xing must have a lot to say to everyone, so why don't I introduce you to that... special friend just now?"

"By the way, Ye Xing, you tried to announce that you have a lover at the press conference before, but then you didn't make it public at all. Why?"

Originally, these topics did not need to be discussed on this program.

But it's so hard to die, Yu Osmanthus personally called, and the chatterbox was officially opened.

What's more, Yingdi Ye actually didn't want to hide it at all. He wanted to say it a long time ago, but because someone was not very happy, and the relationship between them was not very stable, it was even very possible that he was just a toy for that naughty cat , so it was not made public.

He really wanted to get in touch with Yu Osmanthus again, which made him feel that living any longer would be a happy thing.

"Yes, he is a special friend, but he is still a friend for the time being. You have also heard that he is cuter. Sometimes I work hard to make him think I am cute."

The host smiled and said, "No, I think you are already very good, Ye Xing, he thinks you are very sexy."

"Oh, yes, he has some thoughts about me, and so do I about him." Ye Xing admitted very generously.

This kind of celebrity gossip is more exciting than playing any game to hype the atmosphere.

These days, there are no celebrities who have boyfriends and girlfriends or get married, and swear not to love celebrities. They can also fall in love freely.

And some fans even compared with each other which bitch their idols slept with, and who were the big names in their exes.

After the recording of the program ended, Ye Xing was left first through the special channel.

Before leaving, I made up a disguise, wearing a mask and sunglasses, and let the assistant drive away in a cool sports car in exactly the same clothes as myself, before I drove away silently in the nanny car.

After arriving at a certain agreed place, Ye Xingcai and his assistant changed the car. After all, he didn't want to drive the nanny car to go on a date with someone else.

Ye Xing bought flowers and drove to the gate of the United Special Police Academy almost within an hour after Yu Guixi spoke with him.

After parking the car in a shady place, Ye Xing didn't get out of the car in a hurry. He sat in the car and waited for a while, then took out his mobile phone to call Dr. K.

Dr. K was busy with the experiment, and seemed in a hurry, but his voice was extremely excited: "Hello? What's the matter? If it's not important, if you interrupt my experiment, you will die!"

Ye Xing looked at the students coming and going in this school, but his eyes seemed to be looking at another place, completely ignoring the people walking in the whole school, and said: "Do you still remember the person I asked you to check? His brother What about the information?"

Dr. K snorted and said, "You didn't even watch it when I showed you it, why are you so active now? Could it be that my brother asked you to settle the score? I read it carefully. Your little cat's brother is crazy. What is it in the current popular words... younger brother accuses madmen, but he is not just as simple as younger brother, if you let him know that you fucked his younger brother, he can block you and make your life worse than death."

"And what's scary, the kitten trusts his brother very much. If you match up with that pervert, it's only your fault, and his brother is right." Dr. K said these things with a smile. Weird relationships and things are in a wonderful good mood. It seems that the more chaotic he is, the happier he is. "Do you know how the boyfriends before Xiaomao broke up? Most of them couldn't bear the pressure obviously from Xiaomao's brother, and they also Some of them were thrown away with money.”

"To be precise, it's more humane. I didn't let those exes go without breaking an arm or a leg."

Dr. K smiled treacherously, and continued: "I admire him very much, of course, you are still the best, you will always be my best experimental subject!"

Ye Xing had no expression on his face. After getting a general idea of ​​the usual style of Osmanthus Yu's parents, he straightened his tie, opened the door and got off the car.

The moment the door was closed, the parking space next to it was suddenly occupied by a red sports car.

Ye Xing has never paid much attention to others, but this time he was caught by the wind blown by the arrogance of the sports car. He slightly lowered his eyelids and looked at the person in the red sports car.

It was a young man with studs on his right ear, almost like a student.

The young man in the red sports car had slightly curly chestnut hair and a rebellious temperament. He lay on the seat, put his foot on the steering wheel, and took out his mobile phone to call someone.

He didn't answer the phone, so he sent a text message, lazily basking in the sun.

After a while, the parking space on Ye Xing's left was also occupied, and it was a black shiny car.

The people inside rolled down the window, but Ye Xing recognized that it was Fang Yu, the policeman who shot and killed the suspect who wanted to kill him.

This person and Yu Osmanthus passed by a little bit, but it was not worth going to talk to, and the two didn't know what each other was doing, so they nodded at each other without speaking.

Just when Ye Xing felt that standing here was very eye-catching, and he seemed to be recognized soon, and was about to go directly to the classroom where Yu Osmanthus was in class to wait, the left side of Fang Yu who always gave people a very ominous feeling A small broken car staggered into a park.

The owner of the broken car was Yao Sanxia, ​​who almost lost control last night and frantically wanted to get his first time into the ass of some seductive and unconscious young man.

Yao Sanxia looked a little radiant today. He gave himself a nice hairstyle, and wiped the gold-rimmed glasses without any dust. He even ordered housekeeping to go to his room to clean and disinfect the living room and all corners , He stopped the car now and didn't pay attention to the outside. He lowered his head and turned on his mobile phone to order restaurants online.

He didn't tell Yu Osmanthus that he was coming to pick him up, he thought it was needless to say, so he came, because Yu Osmanthus was running away from home now.

To live with myself...

Yao Sanxia was bubbling with happiness, Fang Yu was silent and didn't know where to find a book to read, the fashionable young man lit a cigarette and smiled at the beautiful girls who passed by, Ye Xing found the teacher Yu Osmanthus giving a lecture Standing outside the window looking at Yu Osmanthus lecturing with sleeves rolled up on the podium.

Osmanthus Yu also saw Ye Xing, went to open the door and said, "Student, you are late, come in and stand at the end facing the wall thinking about it."

Ye Xing happily accompanied Yu Osmanthus to perform, went straight in, and obediently faced the wall.

After half an hour, class was finally over and school was over. Yu Osmanthus was about to leave, but was stopped by a few fans and asked excitedly.

Ye Xing had no choice but to gesture to Osmanthus Yu, saying that he was waiting for him in the car.

When Osmanthus Yu finally got away and was about to go to the parking lot, a big man followed behind him. The big man still looked a little silly and invited Osmanthus Yu to eat ramen.

Osmanthus Yu thinks that this giant named Hou Wei is actually very cute, but he has an appointment.

It's a pity that no matter what he said, the big man didn't seem to understand, and kept following. He had no choice but to think that after seeing Ye Xing later, the big man should understand that he had something to do and couldn't go with him Eat noodle.

As a result, when they arrived at the parking place, four people came out of the car and waved to Osmanthus fragrans, and shouted almost at the same time:

"Xiao Yu (Brother Yu) is here!"