Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

Osmanthus yu experienced enough things in the short 20 years, so aftertaste is also very interesting.

He thought he had no intention of drafting the wind, but in the end it caused floods one after another.

It is impossible to make him responsible, he only does what he is willing to do, as if he is now willing to go to his alma mater with the newcomer Yao Sanxia to see how the young grass and flowers are growing.

I don't want to go home and have a showdown with my brother.

But Yao Sanxia couldn't go in after sending him to the school gate. Yao Sanxia had a job, unlike him, now that he was suspended because of Sombra, no one even found Sombra.

Yu Osmanthus also thought about whether to try to exchange souls with the actor Ye Xingda again to see if the exchange is successful. If it is successful, then I said that no matter how I kiss others later, I will treat other people as the target, and I will choose them before. The people are still interchangeable, that is to say - Manya is Sombra!

Osmanthus Yu didn't share her conjecture with Yao Sanxia, ​​after all, it's better to wait for such a serious matter to be confirmed before it becomes clear.

If someone has been wronged, or if the other party is prepared, you can't convict him with just one word. You can only let him exchange his soul, find the bug egg, and use the body of Sombra to bring the bug egg and turn himself in together. .

Osmanthus yu thought a lot, but couldn't find a way to deal with Ye Xing for the time being.

Ye Xing broke free from the shackles that bound him on the plane before, and left a word on the palm of his hand, but Yu Osmanthus still took chances, suspecting that Ye Xing actually didn't know the person who exchanged souls with him who is it.

After all, there were no mirrors in the bathroom at the time.

To prove the relationship between Manya and Sombra this time, he had to do an experiment with Ye Xing first, but he had no way to trap Ye Xing any more. Should he simply exchange the past one second generously, or continue Find a way to find a tight secret room for people to help you do soul swaps?

Osmanthus Yu had very few choices, so she simply left it alone, at least not today, he was on vacation, it was up to him to do or not to do it, and he decided to take a vacation for himself today.

"Brother Yu, I'll leave now. If you need anything, just call my cell phone and I'll come right away." Yao Sanxia said to Yu Osmanthus before leaving.

Yu osmanthus leaned against the car, tapped the little newcomer on the forehead, and said, "Got it, I'm not a child, and this is the police academy, who would dare to do such a bad thing so boldly?"

The little newcomer shrugged and said, "There are still some, but Brother Yu, you don't know."

Osmanthus Yu smiled and said, "Okay, you can go quickly, don't make others wait, I'll go in."

After all, the young rookie Yao Sanxia watched Yu Guihua walk slowly into the school with her hands in her pockets.

This is the gate of the special police academy, which has a history of nearly a hundred years. It is said that the founder once had contact with aliens, so he suddenly turned from a child with cerebral palsy into an intellectual who is both civil and military, smart and almost anti-social.

The founder also said that the creatures outside told him that one day the earth would be hit like never before, and that a little carelessness would lead to destruction, and the only person who can save the earth would study in this school.

This is undoubtedly a gimmick.

Anyway, Osmanthus Yu doesn't believe it, it's like an antique, it's worth a little money, but after making up a poignant and touching story, it's worth a hundred times immediately.

Thinking of this, his irritability all day yesterday disappeared, and he looked up at the avenues on both sides of the school gate, and glimpsed the bright sunshine in the summer morning through the tree-lined avenues that were almost connected together.

Yu Osmanthus feels that the school is really a place that makes people young forever, as if no matter what, looking at those young students, she immediately blends into it.

He was right to be here, he thought, so he had to find something for himself.

Just after thinking this way, Osmanthus Yu bumped into someone without paying attention, just hit him, but this person was so tall that Osmanthus Yu had to look up a lot to see the other person's face.

The top of his head did not reach the opponent's heart.

"Sorry!" Osmanthus Yu dressed casually today, and she borrowed Yao Sanxia's clothes. Fortunately, Yao Sanxia has almost been transformed by him, and her taste is not bad.

The man bowed his head, he was a horrible and oppressive guy.

With a firm face and deep eyebrows, wearing an enlarged belly, he walked in the campus where the bell was already ringing, calmly, as if it didn't matter even if he was late.

"It doesn't matter." The man is almost as wide as two osmanthus osmanthus, but the main reason is that osmanthus osmanthus itself has a small frame. Although she is nearly 1.8 meters tall, she still hasn't arrived, and she looks petite.

Yu osmanthus had never seen such a tall person before, she didn't move away for a while, and the other party didn't walk away, just looked down at him.

After a long time, Osmanthus Yu said, "What class do you belong to? Do you know after class?"

This is the way to the outside of the school, and he suspects that the student is going to skip class.

The man was stunned for a moment, and said, "Criminal analysis class [-], freshman criminal psychology, how about you?"

Yu Osmanthus narrowed her eyes and said, "You'll know in a while, do you understand now when you go back to class?"

The student tilted his head and said, "I don't understand. I'm a little hungry and I want to go out to eat something. The cafeteria is too bad." After finishing speaking, the student touched his stomach, which made a grunting sound at the right time.

At this point in the conversation, Yu Osmanthus finally realized that this giant-like student seemed to have a problem with his head, or rather, he was very simple.

Now the special police academy even accepts such people?

Didn't Osmanthus Yu say that she is prejudiced against such people, but isn't this school very difficult to pass the exam?Or is there something shady?

He looked at the student with puzzled eyes, but the giant student also looked at Yu Osmanthus foolishly, then suddenly bent down and lowered his head, his hands looked like he wanted to touch Yu Osmanthus but he didn't dare to, he stared fixedly at her. Looking into Yu Guixi's eyes, she said, "It's so beautiful, I think I've seen it somewhere."

Yu osmanthus blinked her eyes, and suddenly smiled very charmingly, and said, "You've watched too much The Dream of the Red Chamber."

After finishing speaking, Osmanthus yu took a step back, away from the shadow of the giant student, and continued: "Then go and eat quickly, and go to class after eating, as long as your teacher doesn't mind."

Yu osmanthus never likes to meddle in other people's affairs, unless he is very curious.

Now he came here to relax, and he didn't want to cause any troubles to make the good mood he had just eased disappear again.

With that, he left.

The giant-like student behind him looked at the school gate and then at Yu Osmanthus leaving, and chose to follow Yu Osmanthus: "Well, what's your name? My name is Hou Wei, and I'm 16 years old this year."

Yu Guixi looked at the big man who followed in shock, and said, "Are you sure you are 16 years old?" He finally understood that this Hou Wei must have something special to appear in this school.

Hou Wei's eyes were very clean. He was tall and had long legs. He was about to pass Yu Osmanthus in two steps, so he said, "I'm sure, by the way, where are you going? I can take you there, you walk so slowly. "

Originally, Yu Osmanthus wanted Hou Wei to call her brother, and when she found out that this person could call her uncle, her mood was complicated, and she clearly felt that she was very young.

"Well, go to the Academic Affairs Office of the complex building..."

Before he finished speaking, he was hugged by the giant student who was following him, and let him sit on the giant student's arms like a child.

"Hey!" Yu Osmanthus was startled, and quickly supported the opponent's shoulders and neck, "What are you doing?"

The student was very confident, or didn't know what was wrong with him at all, and said, "I'll take you there, you are so small, and you walk slowly."

Osmanthus Yu didn't know how to talk to the student again, but the scenery above was indeed very good.

He wasn't bothered, since this person offered to help, he let him hold him with peace of mind. He has always been indifferent to many things, as long as he is happy.

When he approached the complex, Osmanthus Yu said, "Thank you, by the way, I am Osmanthus Yu, you can just call me Brother Yu." He didn't want to be called uncle by a giant over two meters.

Yu osmanthus smiled very nicely, he was already beautiful, uniquely beautiful, Hou Wei scratched his head and said, "Then Xiaoyu, I'm going to eat now, do you want it? I can bring you some too."

Yu Osmanthus shook his head and said, "No need, you can go by yourself." He didn't bother to correct Hou Wei's mistake in addressing himself, and made a goodbye gesture with this tall friend who seemed to be immature in body and mind, and walked into the elevator .

He went up to contact his former mentor.

He remembered that the tutor should be in the rightmost office on the second floor.

It was the same tutor who told him before that the school hoped that he could come and give lectures a few more times, preferably permanently.

Yu Guihua refused at that time. He was very busy every day, whether it was the documents in the bureau or flying around to the crime scene every time to help determine whether the criminal was from Keweixing.

Except when he was free during the annual leave and traveled to other places with his brother, he had no time to come and give lectures at all.

It's all right now, I don't have to go to work or go out to play with my brother...

Just feel at ease doing something at school.

Regarding what happened between himself and Yu You last night, Yu Osmanthus didn't want to recall at all, he automatically deleted those pictures and plots, otherwise, he was afraid that he would draw a terrible conclusion...

So until the right time comes, he doesn't want to see Yu You anymore. When he sees Yu You, he will think of his being kissed, and then they may discuss the cause and reason of this matter. No matter what words came out of his mouth, he might never be able to be so close to his brother again.

It was like a ticking time bomb. Osmanthus Yu knew it was not good to hide it, but when it exploded, it was even scarier, so it was better to hide it.

He... doesn't want to lose his current bond with Yu You.

How good it is now, never change... okay?

Standing in front of the mentor's office, he thought of his elder brother inexplicably in the blink of an eye, but was quickly suppressed by him. As a result, he knocked on the door, and the people inside told him to go in. When he opened the door, he saw what he didn't want to see for the time being. People, this should be a tacit understanding, right? !

Yu osmanthus turned around and was about to leave.

Yu You, who was talking with his white-bearded mentor sitting next to the small coffee table, stood up, chased after her, grabbed Yu Guixi's wrist in the corridor, and said, "Xiao Yu." The voice was hoarse and charming, just like last night Pain and disorientation after a deep kiss.

Yu osmanthus couldn't shake off Yu You's hand, so she stood there with a cold face, raised her head and looked straight into Yu You's eyes, he wanted to see what was inside, what did brother want to explain to him?Say something?

Yu You probably knew Osmanthus Yu very well, and he didn't say anything bad when he came here. He just tore up Osmanthus Yu's clothes, tidied up her soft black hair by the way, and said, "The clothes you wear Friend's clothes?"

Yu Guixi looked at the calm and calm man in front of her, and said, "Isn't it possible?"

"Why?" Yu You said lightly, "I just wanted to come over and send you your wallet and mobile phone. I thought you might come to Teacher Xifu, that's why you're here."

Saying that, Yu You pulled Yu Osmanthus osmanthus back and said in a calm voice, "Just now I saw a tall student carrying you over?" He saw it from the window, as if asking casually.

The young man didn't know what he was thinking, and replied, "Well, the kid I just met."

Yu You pulled the man to the tutor's door, handed the wallet and mobile phone to Yu Osmanthus fragrans from his pocket, and said, "Xiao Yu, give the lecture well. I have agreed with Mr. Xifu. You will have a big class for two hours a day, after school." Remember to go home, don't run around, I will worry."

Yu osmanthus lowered her eyes, stared at her brother holding her hand, and said, "I... won't be going back anytime soon."

"Why?" my brother asked.

Osmanthus Yu couldn't tell that he felt awkward. He suspected that his brother liked him, but this was wrong.

So he said: "My friend recently lost his love, I have to stay with him so that he won't get overwhelmed." He lied casually.

Yu You didn't expose it, but said: "Then at least call my brother every day, how about having lunch together?"

Yu osmanthus is thinking about it.

"That's the deal." Yu You didn't give Yu Osmanthus a lot of time to think about it, and he didn't mention what happened last night, nor did he make excuses or apologize as if he wanted to just cover it up in such a vague way.

But when Yu osmanthus breathed a sigh of relief, Yu Youhu lowered her head and kissed his lips lightly, then said: "I'll see you later, baby."

Yu Osmanthus froze in place. After a few seconds, without looking back, she walked into Teacher Xifu's office and closed the door...

The door closed slowly with a crisp crashing sound, and Yu You left very neatly, but it was hard for Osmanthus Yu to understand what her brother wanted to do.

He touched his lips, thinking a lot, but soon found that Teacher Xifu was looking at him, so he said embarrassedly: "Teacher, I'm sorry, just now..."

Teacher Xifu is an old man over seventy years old. He has been in this school for most of his life. What he is best at is micro-expression and criminal psychology analysis.

He smiled lovingly, let the student who he was and still is the most proud of him sit in the seat where Yu You sat before, and said, "Osmanthus fragrans, are you embarrassed or disgusted?"

"What?" Yu Osmanthus was puzzled.

"I mean, it was just about Mr. Yu kissing you." The old gentleman spoke bluntly, but without any prejudice, which embarrassed Osmanthus Yu.

The young man didn't know how to sit, but he was very obedient in front of the old man, sitting upright, thinking about the problem seriously, and said: "There are... or none of them, I'm just not used to it, and I'm surprised." Kissing is nothing , but the tongue kiss and the fact that I was deeply cleaned by my brother before...

That's weird.

He felt that he had been drawn into an abnormal relationship vortex by Yu Youla, and if he didn't pay attention, he would be doomed.

"Then what are you worried about?" The old man seemed to be giving him psychological counseling.

Yu Osmanthus opened her mouth, and said with a helpless smile, "I've worried a lot."

"But I think you still like your brother very much, and you are very dependent. In this case, why not let it develop, and when the situation is really as bad as you think, how about breaking it clearly? This way, you don't have to let him go. Both you and your brother are suffering."

Yu Guixi glanced at the old gentleman unexpectedly, and said, "Teacher, how do you know that I'm dependent on him?"

Mr. Xifu said: "Because not many men are used to another man helping to arrange clothes and hair."

Yu Osmanthus thought for a long time, and felt that this was indeed the case.

Perhaps for my brother, kissing is also a way of expressing feelings, otherwise why did my brother always kiss his forehead before, but this time the location has changed...?

And it is possible that Yu You really loves herself too much, this feeling can only be made known to herself in this way?

Yu Osmanthus thought, she really should figure it out, she can't blindly push Yu You away... So... just try to accept it, it's just kissing, not making love.

And if the result is not satisfactory, it's fine to make a decision like this, and there is no loss.

——Osmanthus Yu didn't think about it at all, what would happen if he was a frog boiled in warm water.

So he said, "Okay, I'll think about it, but before that, teacher, how many classes should I go to?"

The old gentleman pushed his glasses and said, "How about the criminal psychology class of the first year of criminal analysis class?"